# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2621 "2003-10-06T23:31:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> \*\*Dave, you DO have a way with the ladies… :dubious: \*\*

Don’t he just? Enough to get him lynched, anyway. As I said…it’s a good thing he’s cute.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2622 "2003-10-07T02:23:45Z")

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> ## \*Originally posted by Maureen \* quote:----------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by if6was9 Dave, you DO have a way with the ladies…
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> \*\*Don’t he just? Enough to get him lynched, anyway. As I said…it’s a good thing he’s cute. \*\*

Doesn’t that pretty much bring us around full-circle?

Didn’t we start the whole thing out discussing **D.Bear’s** _way_ with women,  
the general idea’s about _how_ to have a way with women … and the over-all ways Of women,  
and the mysteries of how we’re supposed to be, interesting, interested, notable, and at the same time, not trying hard, at all.  
Did I get that right???

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2623 "2003-10-07T02:47:09Z")

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> _Originally posted by Wyatt_  
> Did I get that right???

Wyatt, you’re right and all, but…

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2624 "2003-10-07T02:59:27Z")

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**Wyatt** cool and everything, … right But… since 2003!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2625 "2003-10-07T03:10:34Z")

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**Wyatt** , you’re cool and everything…

But don’t get me started and everything… about women and everything… what we have to do and everything… but it’s never enough and everything… ☹

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2626 "2003-10-07T03:20:53Z")

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My, my. **6** , that sounds…vindictive. Y’know, we’re not ALL evil. Just the vast majority of us. And, really, we can’t help it. You guys give us such a lot of leverage.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2627 "2003-10-07T03:24:38Z")

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**WooHOOOO!!! Red Sox Wiiiiiinn!!**

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2628 "2003-10-07T03:26:34Z")

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and here I thought the t.v. got blasted when the Raiders were losing…

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2629 "2003-10-07T03:28:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\* … we’re not ALL evil …_\*

I’ll steer WAAAY clear of that one! 😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2630 "2003-10-07T03:29:23Z")

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**Mo** , I’ve NOT had a good history with women…

**WooHooooo!!! Go SOX!!! Beat the Skanks!!!**

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2631 "2003-10-07T04:17:55Z")

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Not all women are evil… at least I don’t think I’m evil… I try not to be anyways.

Then again I’m married so I guess I don’t count anymore…

I still can’t pop in the hot tub… incision care and all that crap… but when I can! I think I could be used as a flotation device for about 10 people!

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2632 "2003-10-07T04:21:50Z")

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**tanookie!!** 🙂

Welcome back! Hope all is well.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2633 "2003-10-07T04:23:27Z")

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tanookie, you certainly DO count as a woman. You just gave birth. Can’t possibly get more female than that.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2634 "2003-10-07T04:23:43Z")

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I could use a “flotation device,” **Tanookie**!

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2635 "2003-10-07T04:40:58Z")

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🙂 Thanks Maureen… I don’t feel very feminine at the moment but I certainly could put someone’s eye out with my flotation devices! And my milk is not all the way in yet! :eek:

I’m pretty bummed about not being able to take the baby home yet but we’re trying to be optimistic that it will only be a few days. I’m dutifully pumping so I can send munchies to the hospital for him. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2636 "2003-10-07T11:10:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*Y’know, we’re not ALL evil. \*\*

That’s true. Most of you are at least partly good.

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*and here I thought the t.v. got blasted when the Raiders were losing… \*\*

That was _your_ TV. _My_ TV, in the back room, is just fine.

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> **WooHooooo!!! Go SOX!!! Beat the Skanks!!!**

Damn right!

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*Not all women are evil… at least I don’t think I’m evil… I try not to be anyways. \*\*

Nah. You’re more good than evil.

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*I don’t feel very feminine at the moment but I certainly could put someone’s eye out with my flotation devices!.. I’m pretty bummed about not being able to take the baby home yet \*\*

_dons protective eye gear_ {{{{{tanookie}}}}} He’ll be home, soon.  
Happy Birthday, Dream Girl!!

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2637 "2003-10-07T11:59:00Z")

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pssssst! Hey, **Dreamer**. Yeah, YOU!

**Hap … Happ … Happy Birthday!**

Have a great one! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2638 "2003-10-07T12:04:28Z")

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I woke up this morning to lots of wonderful emails and **Dave** ’s birthday greeting here. It’s starting off to be a great day. 🙂 Thank you all. 😃

My weekend was good… peaceful and quiet. I need to run away from home more often 😉

**Tanookie** , good to see you back. I had to pump for 3 months with my youngest. I feel your _Mooooooo_

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2639 "2003-10-07T12:05:48Z")

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😃 Thanks **Rocky**

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2640 "2003-10-07T12:48:46Z")

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Happy Birthday Dreamer!!!

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