# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2681 "2003-10-08T00:49:25Z")

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Of course it’s not what you can touch with your tongue… it’s HOW you touch it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2682 "2003-10-08T00:49:28Z")

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**Maureen** , I read the 31 messages, but I now have 4 additional ones. ~L~

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2683 "2003-10-08T00:54:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> \*\*Of course it’s not what you can touch with your tongue… it’s HOW you touch it. 😃 \*\*

Would it suffice to say that certain men who have been known to keep my company are unable to watch me eat ice cream? 😃

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2684 "2003-10-08T00:57:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jaade \*  
> \*\*Would it suffice to say that certain men who have been known to keep my company are unable to watch me eat ice cream? 😃 \*\*

**WOW!!** :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2685 "2003-10-08T00:59:32Z")

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~bats her eyelashes innocently~ You ok thee **Rocky** dear?

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2686 "2003-10-08T01:01:59Z")

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What **Rocky** said… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2687 "2003-10-08T01:05:32Z")

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there…ok the **r** e

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2688 "2003-10-08T01:07:06Z")

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Like we noticed a typo, thinking about you eating ice cream! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2689 "2003-10-08T01:09:12Z")

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I think **Rocky** might just still be sitting in front of his last post…he hasn’t said anything in a few minutes.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2690 "2003-10-08T01:09:22Z")

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What **Rocky** said …

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2691 "2003-10-08T01:14:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jaade \*  
> \*\*I think **Rocky** might just still be sitting in front of his last post…he hasn’t said anything in a few minutes. \*\*

Somebody hold me …

I’m feelin’ faint again!

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2692 "2003-10-08T01:16:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \*  
> \*\*Somebody hold me …
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> I’m feelin’ faint again! \*\*

~wraps her arms around **Rocky** ~ You’re going to be ok…

**Wyatt** dear…close your mouth.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2693 "2003-10-08T02:15:49Z")

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It’s almost like I killed the thead or sumthin’

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2694 "2003-10-08T02:27:24Z")

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> _originally slipped past the hamsters by Jaade_  
> Wyatt dear…close your mouth.

Chomp

Youch! That was close! I wish you’d reminded me to pull my tongue back in, first!

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2695 "2003-10-08T02:32:39Z")

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**Whew!** the hamsters woke back up!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2696 "2003-10-08T02:41:46Z")

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**Jaade** , dear, you didn’t kill it you just stunned all the men. 😉 Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I had a lovely day. Even got taken out to dinner and bought a new pair of shoes. 😃 Now, I have a ton more emails to catch up on I see. 😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2697 "2003-10-08T02:43:46Z")

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I think the hampsters are in and out of conscienceness…

Trust me, **Jaade** dear, you’re no thread-killer!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2698 "2003-10-08T02:45:50Z")

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**Dreamer** , sounds like you’ve had a wonderful couple days. 🙂

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2699 "2003-10-08T02:50:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\ ***Jaade** , dear, you didn’t kill it you just stunned all the men. 😉 \*\*

Bingo!

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> **Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I had a lovely day.**

You are quite welcome! Glad to hear you’ve had such a great day! Oh, and by the way … just in case no one’s mentioned it yet …  
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!** 😃

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2700 "2003-10-08T03:10:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\ ***Jaade** , dear, you didn’t kill it you just stunned all the men. 😉 Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I had a lovely day. Even got taken out to dinner and bought a new pair of shoes. 😃 Now, I have a ton more emails to catch up on I see. 😃 \*\*

~grins~ Oopsies…did I do that?

I’m glad to hear you had such a great birthday sweetie, you deserved it!

~J

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