# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2701 "2003-10-08T03:38:57Z")
btw, my sincere condolensces to all the CA OMFG Dopers. Sounds like Arnold has won… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2702 "2003-10-08T03:42:46Z")
Darn it! **6** got the 2600th post…I wanted that one! ~pouts~ ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2703 "2003-10-08T03:43:51Z")
2700th even… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2704 "2003-10-08T03:45:03Z")
I’m sorry! God, I just melt when you pout like that… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2705 "2003-10-08T03:51:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Classic! 😃 Find your center, and BE the gun! \*\* I could be a gun. I’m always shooting my mouth off, and people are always telling me I’m full of shot. At least, I _think_ that’s what they’re saying. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Work has been incredibly busy since my promotion** See? _That_ was your mistake. _Never_ take a promotion that means _ **more** _ work! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Actually, as a prized student of The Sensei, I’m feeling quite threatened by your natural skill. \*\* Aw, don’t worry about it! **ShotgunZen** may be a blast, but you rock! Besides, you are The Legendmaker[sup]TM[/sup]. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **And did you notice that he never did…** I’m still waiting for the photos, so I can figure out the best approach. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*That’s because you’ve got a penchant for evil minded women, dear one. \*\* Sure seems that way, doesn’t it? Is it my birthday, yet? Can I open the aardvark-shaped package, now? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2706 "2003-10-08T03:56:58Z")
IRL, YES, it is your birthday. But the board seems to lag about 10 minutes behind… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2707 "2003-10-08T04:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > See? That was your mistake. Never take a promotion that means more work! It’s less **physical** work, does that count for something? > [@](#): > > I’m still waiting for the photos, so I can figure out the best approach. I sent them, you didn’t get them? :eep: > [@](#): > > Is it my birthday, yet? Can I open the aardvark-shaped package, now? Nope and nope… But… [Marilyn Monroe] Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mr. President, Happy Birthday to you! [/Marilyn Monroe] How’s that for a sneak peek? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2708 "2003-10-08T04:16:15Z")
**Jaade** , were you wearing that low-cut sparkly evening gown when you sang that? Huh? Were ya? Huh? Huh? Were ya? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2709 "2003-10-08T04:20:46Z")
And standing over a vent? ~bats eyelashes~ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2710 "2003-10-08T04:23:38Z")
Wow this place livens up a lot in the wee hours. I’m going to be up a bit more in the wee hours… I’ll have to pop in and regale you with my exhilirating new lifestyle of pumping pumping pumping and in a few days? or weeks? with my exciting diaper changing and feeding schedules 🙂 Oh and since I hate spending the time and effort and brain power to do any special coding … this is just for the one and only **Davebear**! Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday Birthday! Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday Birthday! Happy Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! Your official Bear in the Big Blue House Birthday greeting. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2711 "2003-10-08T04:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*And standing over a vent? ~bats eyelashes~ \*\* And licking an ice cream… **6** faints dead away from sensory overload! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2712 "2003-10-08T05:28:09Z")
Hey… it’s not the **D.Bear** Birthday here, yet! Yikes … early predictions have us having Arnie for Governer… I’d feel better about it if it weren’t for the late press discoverys that Right before the push for a recall… Arnie was meeting with the current and former heads of Enron and several other of the energy companies that ripped Calif. off so badly, right after their best buddy became president … they have an 8 Billion dollar law suit Calif. has filed against them … and … now it seems, they have a friend in high places … _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2713 "2003-10-08T05:38:31Z")
Hey. Sr. Acolyte. No politics during **Dave’s** birthday. Happy Birthday, dear one. :smooch: Go ahead, open your present. What’s your favorite frosting? The girls and I are waiting… **Jaade, Salem, sorella**? gonna help me lick it off??? I predict bliss out in…um…just under 1 minute. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2714 "2003-10-08T05:39:22Z")
I feel for you **Wyatt** , and all the other Californicators. 🙂 Look at it this way… if y’all can recall Davis, you can recall Arnold too. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2715 "2003-10-08T06:14:28Z")
**Dave**!!! Happppppppppy Birthday!!! We’re the same age now, right? It’s darn good to be 39 again, ain’t it? 😃 **Tanookie**!! Welcome back and Congratulations and I owe you an email! And many positive thoughts for baby **Zachanookie** to be home with mommy and daddy and big sister soon. **Wyatt** , my condolences on your new governor. Love Arnie, the actor. But Arnie, the Republican actor turned Governor? Kinda scares me. Wonder what Ronnie would think about this… **Jaade** , good to see you! The licking the ice cream standing over the vent visual has me all shivery, too. 😉 **If6** , wake up, dear, you’re drooling on her shoe. 😃 **optihut** , best of luck! Glad things are looking up for you! **Maureen** , I have warmed up my tongue and am ready to do my birthday duty. Shall I start at that spot just a bit below and behind the ear and work my way down? Oh, birthday boy, where are you? **ShotgunZen** , I just love a man who knows how to make a good entrance. **Maastricht** , come back out and post! You brought all that nice stuff, you need to stay to enjoy it! **sj2** , come back,too! **Dave** _needs_ more redheads in his life! **simple dreamer** , I’m so glad you had such a nice birthday celebration! Hi **Rocky!** And as for the boots, just the boots, I didn’t take the person up on the offer, but it was very flattering just the same. Wellesley Pond stories, though, might not be appropriate even here. Let’s just say that the great outdoors has an \*invigorating \* effect on me and I’ll leave the rest up to your very capable imaginations… Oh my, that was long. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2716 "2003-10-08T06:22:17Z")
And aside from devastating MM impersonations, and elections, and birthdays, and all that… It’s wonderful to have this thread, where I KNOW I have friends! Besides “Song Title Game” and “Word Association Thread,” it seems that every thread I post to, I just set off a new argument. (Thanks for the back-up tonight, **Salem**. 🙂 ) But in here… I know I can post anything, no matter how bizarre, and y’all will KNOW how I meant it, or at least not take me to task for it! This is a Safe Haven for me, and I want to thank you all for that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2717 "2003-10-08T06:31:28Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Salem_ > what Ronnie would think about this… Arnold Schwart… what’s that? Arnold who? Who are you? Nina? Nancy? You look familiar but… Sorry if I offend… I’m not big fan fan of Ronnie Raygun… ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2718 "2003-10-08T07:44:31Z")
Oh come on, Schwarzenegger certainly is worse than the other candidates. I for one am relieved that he won 🙂 Happy Birthday, **Dave**! And if I understood it correctly, happy Birthday, **Salem**! ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2719 "2003-10-08T07:45:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh come on, Schwarzenegger certainly is worse than the other candidates. Doh! I meant to say “certainly **isn´t** worse”… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2720 "2003-10-08T11:24:13Z")
**DAAAAAAAAAVVE!!!** **Happpppyyy Burthdaaaaayyyy!!** Dude, I hope it’s a GREAT one! Do they let ya walk around town naked all day on birthdays, like they do here? One piece of advice if you’re out-and-about while naked: avoid heavy machinery with pinch hazards. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=135) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=137)