# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 139
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2761 "2003-10-09T19:01:17Z")
**sigh** Didja all know an aardvark, with that cute little snout and _that_ tongue … can reach All the way up a pants leg??? \*_giggle_ Sure beats havin’ an Schnauzer humping your calf!!! - just to be scholarly, picks up **Maastricht’s** book … reading the chapter "Aardvark Sutra " ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2762 "2003-10-09T19:04:21Z")
:smack: I’m gettin _Worse!_!:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2763 "2003-10-09T20:36:47Z")
… uh … that was in reference to my typos … no other reference intended … ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2764 "2003-10-09T21:13:53Z")
Oh, **Wyatt** , no, no. You get _better_ every time. and I’m sure **no one** was thinking you were referring to the fact that you’re now making sexual references to zoological creatures 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2765 "2003-10-09T21:21:50Z")
Oy, Wyatt. What’ve you been taking? Show mama, c’mon… > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by Dave\ ***love the first and third movies of that series. Anyone else think the second one was pretty nasty?** Well, yes, but I guess if you’re a director, and you want to give your girlfriend a plum role, an Indiana Jones movie is a pretty good way to go, yeah? > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by Salem\ ***And Maureen, oooh, you lucky woman, you. No one has buckled my knees in a loooooooooooooong time.** Yeah, my toes are finally uncurling, look! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2766 "2003-10-09T21:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Oh, **Wyatt** , no, no. You get _better_ every time. > and I’m sure **no one** was thinking you were referring to the fact that you’re now making sexual references to zoological creatures > > 😃 \*\* _Whew!_ What a relief, it is so good to hear that No body thought that! ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2767 "2003-10-09T21:53:20Z")
My body didn’t think it. My mind did. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2768 "2003-10-09T22:12:11Z")
such a sick and twisted mind, there… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2769 "2003-10-09T22:16:28Z")
Yeah, and in a thread like this. Go figure. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2770 "2003-10-09T22:16:43Z")
so what exactly does long curly aardvark tongue sliding it’s way up your leg feel like, anyhow? enquiring minds & all that… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2771 "2003-10-09T22:17:02Z")
**Wyatt**! Dude, speed it up! I just passed your post count! And all this talk about Indiana Jones is somehow appropriate. Now **Dave** has his own fedora. All he needs now is a bull whip and he’s ready for some … eh … _action_! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2772 "2003-10-09T22:22:30Z")
oh sure. _your_ mind is healthy and straight. and you have to go and make fun of my handicap. nice! it’s not like i _asked_ for this disfiguring disease. tell you what. i’ll make you a deal. you leave my sick and twisted mind out of the thread, and i won’t mention your you know ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2773 "2003-10-10T02:20:11Z")
Sorry to Jump in here so late, but been having problems with the DSL and the computer ☹ but anyway, a belated birthday wish to both \*\* Simple Dreamer\*\* and **Davebear the Sensi** as usual, I am a day or so late taz ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2774 "2003-10-10T03:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dannyv \* > \*\*oh sure. _your_ mind is healthy and straight. and you have to go and make fun of my handicap. nice! it’s not like i _asked_ for this disfiguring disease. > > tell you what. i’ll make you a deal. you leave my sick and twisted mind out of the thread, and i won’t mention your you know \*\* _gasp_ you KNOW about my … you know!!! Does EVERYONE know about my you know??? uh… won’t someone tell ME??? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2775 "2003-10-10T03:22:23Z")
Sorry to hear about your computer problems, **taz** Don’t get me started on that little pip-squeak, POS, low-life, worthless, WASTE of human flesh, Bill Frickin’ Gates!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Whoa! ::Steps back from the brink…:: Like I said… don’t get me started… > [@](#): > > _Quote from The ROCK_ > **Wyatt!** Dude, speed it up! I just passed your post count! Amateurs! 😃 See post count at left… And **Dave** has SO much more than an Indiana Jones fedora! He has a Pimp Hat! Indy “cracked the whip” whenever he was mortally threatened. A PIMP can “crack the whip” any damn time he feels like it, thank you very much! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2776 "2003-10-10T03:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dannyv \* > \*\*oh sure. _your_ mind is healthy and straight. \*\* WOW!!! I was soooo distracted with that other part, I missed THIS part!!! Lookie Lookie, Everybody! **DannyV** says My Mind is Healthy and Straight!!! I gots a Healthy mind!!! **DannyV** Says so!!! Lookie Lookie!!! My mind is Healthy!!! (but but but … if \>\>\> My \<\<\< mind is what a healthy mind looks like … uh … what does that mean about the rest of y’all??? huh? I’m SOoooo confused!) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2777 "2003-10-10T03:44:58Z")
I’d be the first to say that MY mind is FAR from healthy… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2778 "2003-10-10T04:36:27Z")
…And did I say that the Skankees are scum of the earth? Yeah… I musta said that before… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2779 "2003-10-10T05:51:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*WOW!!! I was soooo distracted with that other part, I missed THIS part!!! > Lookie Lookie, Everybody! **DannyV** says My Mind is Healthy and Straight!!! I gots a Healthy mind!!! **DannyV** Says so!!! > Lookie Lookie!!! My mind is Healthy!!! > (but but but … if \>\>\> My \<\<\< mind is what a healthy mind looks like … uh … what does that mean about the rest of y’all??? huh? > I’m SOoooo confused!) \*\* Wyatt. Sweetie. Pharmacology is no longer our friend. Nor is lack of sleep. Less of the first, more of the second. **Dave** , I think that new “rice bowl” has lead in it… **Taz**!! You came back!! You’re braver than I thought. **tanookie** , you around? How’s the baby? Home yet? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2780 "2003-10-10T05:53:16Z")
er…that should be MORE sleep, Wyatt. And now, I will take my own advice. Apparently Gewurtzaminer isn’t our friend either, after 4 glasses… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=138) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=140)