# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2781 "2003-10-10T06:13:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> **Dave** , I think that new “rice bowl” has lead in it…

I’m gettin’ minerals with my rice!!!  
Whoooo Hoooooo! Now That’s special!

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2782 "2003-10-10T08:56:21Z")

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Hi Taz, thanks for the well wishes…

And yeah I’m luring about Maureen, baby is not home yet but we had him moved to a closer hospital. Things have been really hard for me to cope with… the nurses keep giving me the post partum depression speech and I keep telling them is that when I no longer have to score a ride from hubby to visit my own kid I will be much happier.

On a more ‘Davebear Babe’ kind of note I am half naked here! Just not in a sexy hot tubbing kind of way but more of a sci fi meets agriculture kind of thing. Mooooooooooooooooooooo!

We need a cow smilie!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2783 "2003-10-10T15:12:21Z")

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Wow, everyone must recovering from all the birthday fun from this week. It’s so quiet in here…

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2784 "2003-10-10T17:47:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Wow, everyone must recovering from all the birthday fun from this week. It’s so quiet in here… \*\*

Sure is. I wonder if the guys happened to see this story on [penis snatching](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20031010/od_nm/odd_gambia_penis_dc&e=4), and are speechless because of it.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2785 "2003-10-10T18:00:28Z")

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:eek:

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2786 "2003-10-10T18:03:29Z")

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i think i’ll hold my

comments.

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2787 "2003-10-10T18:03:29Z")

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> Originally gloated by Wyatt  
> Lookie Lookie, Everybody! DannyV says My Mind is Healthy and Straight!!! I gots a Healthy mind!!! DannyV Says so!!!  
> Lookie Lookie!!! My mind is Healthy!!!  
> (but but but … if \>\>\> My \<\<\< mind is what a healthy mind looks like … uh … what does that mean about the rest of y’all??? huh?  
> I’m SOoooo confused!)

**Wyatt** I have no doubt that your mind is as straight as an arrow \<—\_\_\_/—\<\< … lol this would be much funnier of I had the graphics skill to draw a crooked arrow 🙂  
and as for what a mind looks like I’m not letting anyone open my head to check! get outta my head, get outta my head!  
😉

You’re right **Simple dreamer** it’s quiet… To quiet… To Quiet and not enough **Wyatt** Sorry I couldn’t resist the rhime… and it didn’t take much time…

I refuse to look at the penis snatching link until I am more properly attired. I’m thinking a platemail codpiece.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2788 "2003-10-10T18:28:08Z")

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**SGZ** , according to the article you need to watch out for who you shake hands with, and body armor will you no good. _giggle_

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2789 "2003-10-10T19:28:56Z")

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LOL well \*\* Simple Dreamer\*\* apparently I’ve shaken the wrong hand quite a few times. However I have discovered that a handshake (or other bodily contact) from many members of the opposite sex can reverse the disturbing and diminishing trend. I’m sure all of the \*\*Dave Bear Babes \*\*are among these blessed healers… Hug anyone?

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2790 "2003-10-10T20:39:16Z")

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Y’know **Wyatt** never did answer my question about his experience with Aardvark tongue slinking up his pant leg…

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2791 "2003-10-10T21:26:10Z")

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really, **White Ink** , it can’t be much different from alligator tongue.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2792 "2003-10-10T23:38:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by White Ink \*  
> \*\*Y’know **Wyatt** never did answer my question about his experience with Aardvark tongue slinking up his pant leg… \*\*

_blush_🆒 I’m NOT thinking of that porn star smiley as a blush … just isn’t !!! I can’t ‘vark’ and tell …  
But sweet white spanker, just generate a buncha your own personal typos, and I’m Sure one of the ‘varks’ will be over to clean you right up!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2793 "2003-10-11T01:04:28Z")

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Don’t really have much to say… Hi all!

**Wyatt** , I saw in another thread you’re from “toto-land?” That explains a lot! 😛

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2794 "2003-10-11T01:25:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> \*\*Don’t really have much to say… Hi all!
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> **Wyatt** , I saw in another thread you’re from “toto-land?” That explains a lot! 😛 \*\*

Yup … that and the drop on the head …

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2795 "2003-10-11T01:29:42Z")

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Hee Hee! I fell on my head when I was very little. Maybe those who live in glass houses… 😃

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2796 "2003-10-11T02:23:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> \*\*Hee Hee! I fell on my head when I was very little. Maybe those who live in glass houses… 😃 \*\*

should wear bathrobes?

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2797 "2003-10-11T02:36:35Z")

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Happy birthdays, youse guys-- your collective present is that I _didn’t_ bake cakes.

You can thank me with cash later.  
**Dreamer** – you collecting Daves now? 😉

-David

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2798 "2003-10-11T03:22:50Z")

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not another Dave!!!

They’re everywhere, I tell you, everywhere.

Are you a Good Dave or a Bad Dave???

(And welcome!)

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2799 "2003-10-11T03:26:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Salem \*  
> \*\*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not another Dave!!!
> 
> They’re everywhere, I tell you, everywhere.
> 
> Are you a Good Dave or a Bad Dave???
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> (And welcome!) \*\*

Uh… **Salem** … are they supposed to self-identify?

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2800 "2003-10-11T03:36:18Z")

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See, **Wyatt** , that’s why I always get myself into trouble.  
Where were you 17 years ago when I needed you?  
You’re right. I must come up with a Dave Test.

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