# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2861 "2003-10-14T16:26:10Z")
Hey, I know what you mean, **Salem**. I’ve answered e-mails, posted to TWO boards, Got a response from **Uncle Beer** last night, made coffee, drank coffee. MUCH more productive than actually going to work! Haven’t done anything about World Peace/Domination, tho I did answer issues for Jimiopolis at Jennifer Nation States… ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2862 "2003-10-14T16:33:21Z")
**Salem** , I’d go for domination and then you can just force peace upon the masses… easier than trying to reason with them. I’ve been productive too in my own way. We’ve settled into a feed the baby, change the baby, love the baby, let the baby sleep, milk the mommy routine every 2 - 2 1/2 hours. I’ve also unloaded the dishwasher, folded some laundry, washed a batch of bottles and taken a shower … all before lunch! Oh and now I want cookies too! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2863 "2003-10-14T16:48:28Z")
oh **tanookie** , perfect plan. I’m on it. I guess I’ll start here. Cookies for everyone, **Simple Dreamer, NOW**! **And that’s an order.** Well, not really an order. It would be nice, though. If you could. Please. If you don’t mind and you have the time. But if you don’t, don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it. Really. No problem. I’ll just start baking now… Hmmm, I’m not so sure I’m going to be so good at this Domination thing. Maybe I just need a whip? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2864 "2003-10-14T17:00:54Z")
Yeah, forcing peas on the masses can be really difficult, ‘specially those strained ones. Yes I often visualize whirled peas. Would world domination involve LOTS, and LOTS of leather outfits? I have been productive today, performing actual work. Generated reports, ran some SQL, and preparing to install NAV on a bunch of windows NY machines. I deserve some cookies too. Guess I’ll have to go surf some. On a side note I now have a buyer for my motorcycle which is a good, and bad, thing. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2865 "2003-10-14T17:04:08Z")
Whip me, beat me, hurt me, baby! I’m still contemplating a shower… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2866 "2003-10-14T17:18:09Z")
Damn, damn, damn! I made this post describing how busy I’ve been and how exhausting the day has been and a hamster ate it. **Frosty** , you were right. I think I’d wring a little hamster neck if I could right now. Grrr! I need chocolate, a pillow and sleep. I was watching a pair of leather pants on ebay recently… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2867 "2003-10-14T17:22:36Z")
OOOO! Leather pants and lace panties… I’d take that over cookies anytime!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2868 "2003-10-14T17:26:51Z")
_blush_ ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2869 "2003-10-14T17:30:51Z")
**6** - you’re thinking small. take _both_. i’m not an OR man, i’m an AND man! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2870 "2003-10-14T17:33:13Z")
Ya’ll just want to see how many shades of red I can blush, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2871 "2003-10-14T17:39:45Z")
~bounces in wearing her red leather pants and carrying a crop~ Did someone need my assistance? ~grins~ **Davebear** , I would be happy to experiment with **Rocky** , my sometimes betrothed… ~runs off to reread 5 or 10 pages of the thread, because she’s really and truly lost~ ~J P.S…Attention whiners of the SDMB (no, I’m not talking about Simple Dreamer’s…), leave us the heck alone. Sheesh, grow up and visit a thread you LIKE. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2872 "2003-10-14T17:46:26Z")
well, **dreamer** how 'bout neither? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2873 "2003-10-14T17:46:54Z")
**Jaade**! Look everyone, it’s **Jaade**! Hey girl, where you been hidding? You’ve not even been posting in your LJ. SD (and her MB) ~ off for a nap, finally! ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2874 "2003-10-14T17:47:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Origionally drooled by if6was9 > OOOO! Leather pants and lace panties… I’d take that over cookies anytime!!! Is that ANYTHING like taking ice cream over pie? I had an interesting leather pants experience once. Went back to a girls place (she was wearing leather pants) and started making out (yes this WAS in fact a long time ago … how did you know?) She stopped me and said “I have to go change out of these pants before we kiss any more”. I thought she meant she was going to “slip into something more comfortable” Turns out she just changed into jeans. It took me a while to figure that out 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2875 "2003-10-14T17:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Taking all the good parts from what was Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*…whirled peas, leather, tech talk and motors… \*\* Ok, I’m in love. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2876 "2003-10-14T18:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~bounces in wearing her red leather pants and carrying a crop~ > > Did someone need my assistance? ~grins~ > > ~J\*\* I’m gettin a semi… > [@](#): > > P.S…Attention whiners of the SDMB (no, I’m not talking about Simple Dreamer’s…), leave us the heck alone. Sheesh, grow up and visit a thread you LIKE. \*\* Alright… it’s 3/4 now… ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2877 "2003-10-14T18:47:03Z")
**Jaade** welcome back. Leather pants, and a crop? What kind of crop? Wheat? Corn? Ahhhhhh I see, you brought melons! 🙂 That must mean it’s a crop top, right? **Salem** Be gentle, remember I’m new, and I DO have a thing for red heads 🙂 I’ll be glad to make the cookies if you have some room to spare in your bestest napping spot. I’ll also be glad to talk techie, and motors to you, 'specially if you’re wearing the leather. But let’s leave the whirled peas out of it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2878 "2003-10-14T20:02:59Z")
_Goes to ebay. Enters search for leather pants…_😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2879 "2003-10-14T21:20:53Z")
My, my, but you’ve all been busy. What’s been happening? Catch me up? Got any fun stories??? **YAY, TANOOKIE & ZACHARY!!!** Welcome home, little one. It’s been a few days, and I missed you all. **Jaade**!! Make room in that tub, honey, have I got a story for you. **Wyatt** , honey, pretty please bring mama a zombie, and don’t skimp on the 151 float, huh? And yes, I do mean the drink. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2880 "2003-10-14T21:52:03Z")
**Maureen** I’ll make you that Zombie, heavy on the 151 float, on my way out the door. I’ve got a Virgin Island connection so I can get the rum cheep. I’ll catch up on your story tomorrow. How about if I leave the 151 right here by the tub in case you need to “freshen” that float. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=145)