# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2881 "2003-10-14T22:07:21Z")
Hi **Maureen**! Where ya been? Got a good story to tell us? I _love_ a good story… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2882 "2003-10-14T22:26:45Z")
AAAhhh… **SGZ** , you are \*obviously \*aware of just why they are called “Zombies” in the first place 😉 Good man. Stay close. **Dream Girl** , I did indeed have an absolutely LOVELY weekend. I spend most of it wearing a very silly grin and not a lot more. It was so enjoyable, in fact, that I very nearly ignored a subpoena in order to extend it. But cooler heads prevailed, and I was told that no, he wouldn’t visit me on Sundays if I ended up in the clink. Chinchy bastard. Had to be in court today at 12:30 my time, because some larcenous slimeball stole my child support check right out of my mail box. The cops caught him with my mail, opened, as well as some opened mail and packages for some of my neighbors. Fortunately, I had already had the check cancelled, so it wouldn’t have done him any good. But I was required to say “No, I have never met that man,” and “No, I did not EVER give him my permission to retrieve my mail.” He’s going bye-bye for quite some time. Held over for grand jury, as mail tampering is something we’re actually taking seriously out here in the forgiving state of California. Apparently things will be changing when it comes to crime thanks to the Governator. Nice to see it’s no longer “boys will be boys, so let’s just ignore that little federal crime.” Of course, I may just be vindictive because it was _my damn money_. Who can tell? And now, I want a bath and dinner and some time with my monsters, and BED…make that SLEEP…in that order…ahhhhh…sleeeeeepppp… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2883 "2003-10-14T22:29:14Z")
P.S… Good job on that heckler, **6**!! You go. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2884 "2003-10-14T22:34:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Davebear, I would be happy to experiment with Rocky, my sometimes betrothed…** I think I speak for **Davebear** when I say you have his permission to experiment with me all you wish! 😃 Can **Dreamer** join us? I’ll bet she can blush even MORE shades of red than we’ve seen here! 😉 And a big **HI!!** to ya, **Maureen**! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2885 "2003-10-14T23:21:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Jaade**! Look everyone, it’s **Jaade**! Hey girl, where you been hidding? You’ve not even been posting in your LJ. > > SD (and her MB) ~ off for a nap, finally! \*\* **Jaade**!?! Where? Oh… Yes, I’m back (again) and I apologize (again, I think) for semi deserting you guys. I’m trying to keep up, but I’ve not been very successful lately. I get interrupted a lot these days and I haven’t been able to read this or my friends’ page on LJ thoroughly. I pop in intermittently, respond where I can and run off again. ~grins~ You know **Dreamer** , if all of these sillykins got LJs then we could make a LJ OMFG Club community… **6** , I haven’t even gotten started yet. 😉 > [@](#): > > **Shotgun Zen** : > > Jaade welcome back. Leather pants, and a crop? What kind of crop? Wheat? Corn? Ahhhhhh I see, you brought melons! 🙂 That must mean it’s a crop top, right? The crop I have is a little different sweetie, still made lovingly by nature, but it packs a bit of a wallop. Would you like a demonstration? > [@](#): > > **Maureen** > > It’s been a few days, and I missed you all. Jaade!! Make room in that tub, honey, have I got a story for you ~slides around to make room for **Maureen** ~ Come on in sweetie, always room for you! **tanookie** , I’m so glad to hear that you and the baby are doing well and that you have finally gotten the **littlestnookie** home. ~hugs~ **mipiace** , ~hugs~ I’m thinking about you sweetie. Hope we hear from you soon. > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > I think I speak for Davebear when I say you have his permission to experiment with me all you wish! You hope so, don’t you? ~winks~ Which experiment would you like to start with? > [@](#): > > Can Dreamer join us? I’ll bet she can blush even MORE shades of red than we’ve seen here! You might want to ask her first! 😉 ~J ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2886 "2003-10-15T02:10:07Z")
Goes to the bar and turns into a zombie… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2887 "2003-10-15T02:38:42Z")
Things from long, long ago that I never properly responded to and you guys probably forgot: from page 51 > [@](#): > > **dctaz** > > angry at the way dave was treated, angry at the way the men have treated you lovely ladies. smoetimes my gender can be real idiots. present company and Wyatt exempt. It’s true there are some exceptional men hanging around in this thread. It’s unfortunate that your first statement is even more true! from page 55 > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Does Jaade know how old you are? She might not take kindly to that “big sister” stuff, if she does. I hope you paid for that one…~grins~ I wouldn’t have said that. I’m honored that **Maureen** would consider me to be her sister, big sister…little sister…she’s a special lady. > [@](#): > > ## Originally posted by Jaade It’s less physical work, does that count for something? > > **Davebear** : > Not unless the physical labor was really strenuous and/or nasty. Warehouse work in the summer in Houston TX? Does that count? ~grins~ > [@](#): > > ## Originally posted by Jaade I sent them, you didn’t get them? :eep: > > **Davebear** > No. Maybe you better re-send them. I’m _really_ sure I sent them…I think you should check again… > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Jaade > [Marilyn Monroe] > > Happy Birthday to you, > happy birthday to you, > Happy Birthday Mr. President, > Happy Birthday to you! > > [/Marilyn Monroe] > > ## How’s that for a sneak peek? > > **Davebear** > Yummm! But, if I have to be president to get that kind of treatment, it just ain’t worth it. But…but… you aren’t just a member of the OMFG Club, you’re our president. The second part of your statement has confused me since I first read it… > [@](#): > > ## Originally posted by if6was9 Jaade, were you wearing that low-cut sparkly evening gown when you sang that? > > **Davebear** > Not for long. Eeep! Well what am I weaing now then??? > [@](#): > > **Shotgun Zen** > > Jaade I’ll gladly help lick off the frosting but the aforementioned honey powder doesn’t make such a mess on the sheets (Yikes I must be getting old, since when did the condition of … well anything… afterwards become a consideration?) I’ll be more than glad to watch you eat ice cream, at least until the smoke obscures my vision. > MMMMMmmmmmm Jaade in a sparkly red dress singing… I’ll be back in an hour or so… Wow, I’m talented and all but…eating ice cream while singing in a red, sparkly dress and having you lick honey powder off of me is just a bit more than I think even I can handle at one time…but I’m willing to practice! ~grins~ I’ve been told the honey powder is to die for. And…I’m caught up! I’m officially caught up in the thread! Yay me! Sorry for being so quiet off and on guys, things are still a bit hectic round these parts, but I think about y’all even when I don’t have time to post. On preview: > [@](#): > > **Wyatt** : > > Goes to the bar and turns into a zombie… The drink or the undead? Cuz I have this policy about rotting body parts in the hottub… ~J ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2888 "2003-10-15T02:48:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Warehouse work in the summer in Houston TX? Done it. Ugh. Had something intelligent to post, but… Damn. Bedtime. G’Night all. You should come too, **Dreamy** … we’ll practice that blush thing. -David ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2889 "2003-10-15T02:52:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*The drink or the undead? Cuz I have this policy about rotting body parts in the hottub… > ~J \*\* Well, certainly NO rotting body parts!!! A very healthy and well maintained (though balding) Zombie … for sure! We’d All like to know what you’d be wearing after that sparkly red dress got unzipped and … dropped to the floor … hummmm??? When do we Get Those pictures??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2890 "2003-10-15T02:58:34Z")
I want one! I want one! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2891 "2003-10-15T03:12:43Z")
**Wyatt** , first a dog, then a zombie…is human form too much to ask? That would be information that I don’t like to just blurt out…Usually the unzipper person is the one that gets to find out the answer to _that_ question. I’m afraid the government has confiscated my pictures fellas…they just showed up in their dark suits and glasses. I didn’t even have a chance to protest. Alas, I was just about to scan them in for **Davebear** , too… ~J ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2892 "2003-10-15T03:54:32Z")
Ahhh… bed… I’m sooo tired right now but my littlest just isn’t cooperating with my plans for sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2893 "2003-10-15T04:55:32Z")
hey guys, Congrats for having the littleest one home with you where he belongs. hope that means things are going much better **Tanookie**! thoughts and prayers still with you and the family. **Jaade** , like to see you in that leather with the crop, could definately have some fun with that, and I might even show YOU a few things 😉 also sorry I have not been around much, but I am still waiting on the new computer, and trying to get time to websurf at work sometimes is really hard. and **Wyatt** why’d you go and turn yourself into a Zombie? did you think the place needed a few halloween decorations? at least you didn’t turn yourself into a bat. Women hate bats. Taz ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2894 "2003-10-15T05:16:03Z")
All right, all right, **Jaade** , you’re right, its not fair to ask you that question all by yourself … so… Ladies … Each of you … what Would you be wearing, had you dressed up in your most sparkly gown to sing “Happy Birthday” to **Dave** … oh … say … on TV … What would most likely be wearing, when the gown was unzipped and allowed to drop to the floor? hummm? (After you got off TV and in private with your very own chosen unzipperer person…) With all this talk about crops and stuff … we MUST be due to hear something from the direction of that piece of paper over there… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2895 "2003-10-15T05:18:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Wyatt** , honey, pretty please bring mama a zombie, and don’t skimp on the 151 float, huh? And yes, I do mean the drink. Did I mis-understand this part??? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2896 "2003-10-15T05:26:03Z")
you meant make you a cocktail? _whoops_ starts frantically thumbing through the book o’ spells to find the “de-zombie-fying spell” … uh … guys … uh … anybody know anything about this stuff??? … uh … since I gotta drink this stuff … is there something I can substitute for “14-day-old-left-over-hot-and-sour-soup”? … I don’t Wanna wait 14 days!!! \*trys to saunter over to the ice bin, but ends up doing the Zombie arms-out-stumble-stagger \* ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2897 "2003-10-15T06:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\* I’m without a doubt taking a nap this afternoon. And baking some cookies… 😉 \*\* Hmmm…are cookies like small amounts of “cake”? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\* You know you people need to be much busier. \*\* Bite your tongue! What an awful thing to wish upon people! I, for one, would prefer to be much _less_ busy. And, to be honest, I didn’t do much of anything, today. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Salem, I’d go for domination and then you can just force peace upon the masses… easier than trying to reason with them. \*\* I like the way you think! That’s what I’d do, if I had the ambition. But, as **GunZ** pointed out, most people have an aversion to whirled peas, so I figure it’s not worth the effort. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*oh **tanookie** , perfect plan. I’m on it. > I guess I’ll start here. > > Cookies for everyone, **Simple Dreamer, NOW**! > > **And that’s an order.** > > Well, not really an order. It would be nice, though. If you could. Please. If you don’t mind and you have the time. > But if you don’t, don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it. Really. No problem. I’ll just start baking now… > > Hmmm, I’m not so sure I’m going to be so good at this Domination thing. Maybe I just need a whip? \*\* Y’know? I’m thinking you may be right about not being a natural at the dominance thing. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* I’m still contemplating a shower… \*\* Ah! A fellow procrastinator! We should form a club…one of these days. But, no jumping in the hot tub, until you’ve showered. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\* I was watching a pair of leather pants on ebay recently \*\* I’ve watched a few pair, myself, over the years. Not on web sites, though. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* OOOO! Leather pants and lace panties… \*\* Ooh, indeed! But, I’ve always wondered if wearing leather pants wouldn’t make the wearer _smell_ like leather. Never had the chance to find out. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* I did indeed have an absolutely LOVELY weekend. I spend most of it wearing a very silly grin and not a lot more._\* Woohoo! Sounds like you had almost as nice a weekend as I did. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* It was so enjoyable, in fact, that I very nearly ignored a subpoena in order to extend it. But cooler heads prevailed, and I was told that no, he wouldn’t visit me on Sundays if I ended up in the clink. Chinchy bastard. \*\* Well, I’m sure **Wyatt** would have visited you, being in the neighborhood, and all. Chinchy? Is that some left coast word? > [@](#): > > \*Originally spoken in haste by pertrochoid \* > \*\* I think I speak for Davebear when I say you have his permission to experiment with me all you wish! \*\* Ummm…you might wanna ask how big that anal probe is, before you get all smiley. But, sure, it’s fine with me. Didn’t I propose it, originally? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > \*\* I hope you paid for that one…~grins~ \*\* Well, let’s just say the little yellow AOL guy turned bright red from the response that got me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I wouldn’t have said that. \*\* Ah, but you don’t deny thinking it! Why, yes, I _am_ evil. Thanks for noticing. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I’m honored that Maureen would consider me to be her sister, big sister…little sister…she’s a special lady. \*\* I agree. Who else could be a Mama to this bunch? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Warehouse work in the summer in Houston TX? > > Does that count? ~grins~ \*\* Yeah, that sounds fairly nasty. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* But…but… you aren’t just a member of the OMFG Club, you’re our president. > > The second part of your statement has confused me since I first read it…\*\* I’m _what?_ No one told me that! I thought I was just the gang leader. And, upon rereading my original statement, I can see why you might have been confused. I didn’t mean to imply that _you_, especially in a Marilyn style gown, weren’t worth it. I meant that there aren’t enough inducements in the world to entice me into being president of the US. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Eeep! Well what am I weaing now then???_\* 😃 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I’ve been told the honey powder is to die for_\* Oh, yeah? By whom? Enquiring minds, and all that. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Cuz I have this policy about rotting body parts in the hottub… > \*\* Yeah, I’m thinking we should make that an Official Rule. Nothing ruins the relaxing atmosphere quicker than feeling someone playing footsie with you and realizing you’re the only one in the tub. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SoulFrost \* > \*\* Had something intelligent to post, but… > \*\* That happened to me, once, too. I’m hoping I’ll have something intelligent to post, again, some day. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SoulFrost_ > \*\* You should come too, Dreamy… we’ll practice that blush thing. > \*\* Ignore it, Dave. It’s too easy, and she’s already blushed enough for one day. So, is **SoulFrost** Mr Dreamer? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* We’d All like to know what you’d be wearing after that sparkly red dress got unzipped and … dropped to the floor …_\* I know this is being extremely nit-picky, but the dress Marilyn wore for ol’ Jack was white (or whitish, at least). It _was_ very sparkly, though. Oh, and, according to legend, she wasn’t wearing _any_thing under it. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I’m afraid the government has confiscated my pictures fellas…they just showed up in their dark suits and glasses. I didn’t even have a chance to protest. Alas, I was just about to scan them in for Davebear, too…_\* Well, that explains why the froggie pix never arrived, I guess. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*\*trys to saunter over to the ice bin, but ends up doing the Zombie arms-out-stumble-stagger \* \*\* LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2898 "2003-10-15T06:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’m gettin a semi… > > Alright… it’s 3/4 now… \*\* **if6** , are you talking about pick-up trucks again? You know those 3/4 tons are murder on gas mileage. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted byShotgunZen_ > Salem Be gentle, remember I’m new, and I DO have a thing for red heads I’ll be glad to make the cookies if you have some room to spare in your bestest napping spot. > I’ll also be glad to talk techie, and motors to you, 'specially if you’re wearing the leather. But let’s leave the whirled peas out of it \*\* It’s a deal, the last time someone tried to force peas on me I threw up on them. **Maureen** and **Jaade** , your vibrantly gorgeous selves have been missed. Glad to see you both ! **Simple Dreamer** , I’m sending hypnotic sleep waves to baby Dreamer and hoping you get to follow. **Wyatt** , you make a really cool Zombie. But I think you just knocked over **Dave’s** favorite vase. Quick, someone grab the dust pan and the super glue before Papabear gets home. **dctaz!** , glad you could drop in, what’s the hold up on your computer? **Rocky!** , making all those women blush like that…good for you! Hi **Soulfrost** , the other Dave! And speaking of **Dave’s** , where is the man? I hope I got everything right. My oldest must have been playing with the appearance options on the computer while I was at work. Everything on the SDMB is in about 7 point font. _squinting_I hope my face doesn’t freeze like this. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2899 "2003-10-15T06:17:46Z")
Oh, the power I have. World Domination here I come. Before I could even finsih posting “Where’s Dave?”, there he is. I’m nearly intoxicated with the strength of my command. It is **not** a coincidence. Not, not, not. It was my power. Or better yet and more likely, my whip. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/2900 "2003-10-15T06:31:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > **if6** , are you talking about pick-up trucks again? You know those 3/4 tons are murder on gas mileage. uhm… yeah! Pickups… THAT’S what I was talking about… :rolleyes: 😃 > [@](#): > > And speaking of **Dave’s** , where is the man? He’s right above you, dear. 😛 Just kidding! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=144) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=146)