# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3001 "2003-10-17T15:28:00Z")
Yippee!! I finally got one of the milestone posts! Happy 3000! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3002 "2003-10-17T15:30:56Z")
Congrats. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3003 "2003-10-17T15:32:38Z")
Iā€™m a Yippie! too. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3004 "2003-10-17T15:35:40Z")
WHOO HOO! &~`/ @\~` &~`/ @\~` @~` &~`/ &~`/ @\~` @~` &~`/ @~` &~`/ @~` &~`/ @~` @\~` &~`/ &~`/ @~` @\~` &~`/ @\~` ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3005 "2003-10-17T15:48:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*Congrats. šŸ™‚ \*\* Thanks, dude! I didnā€™t know you lurked, here. Welcome! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Iā€™m a Yippie! too. > šŸ™‚ \*\* Hah! An old personā€™s joke! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*WHOO HOO! > > &~`/ @\~` &~`/ @\~` > @~` &~`/ &~`/ @\~` > @~` &~`/ @~` &~`/ @~` &~`/ @~` @\~` &~`/ &~`/ @~` @\~` &~`/ @\~` \*\* Thanks! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3006 "2003-10-17T16:30:49Z")
Hey Jaade, Now that I know you a little better, Iā€™m thinking that maybe we need to be painting chocolate nipple clamps on people, not just frogs, yā€™know? sorry socks fansā€¦ time to root for the fishies? Hard luck, but I feel your pain _waves Aā€™s pennant limply_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3007 "2003-10-17T16:36:36Z")
Congats **Dave**! Welcome **Marley**. Not that anyone cares butā€¦ Bubba Phillips played 3B for the '63 Tigersā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3008 "2003-10-17T17:07:14Z")
I knew a guy in college that went by ā€œBubbaā€ā€¦ 'zat count for anything? ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3009 "2003-10-17T17:10:13Z")
did he get elected president of the united states? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3010 "2003-10-17T17:24:02Z")
did he like cigars? ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3011 "2003-10-17T17:28:53Z")
oh, sorry **Salem**. did i get any on your dress? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3012 "2003-10-17T17:50:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*Donā€™t I know it! Iā€™m stenciling frogs all over the lovely [Jaade] and removing them as fast as I can. Of COURSE Iā€™m lucky šŸ™‚ However the lottery numbers keep eluding me. > Bravesā€¦ Gotchaā€¦ \*\* You knowā€¦you win the lottery and I might be convinced to let you paint and remove chocolate frogs for a number of years. šŸ˜‰ > [@](#): > > **Shotgun Zen** > > PS. Jaade sorry 'bout the coding and not bolding your name in the previous post, it is kinda late and I forsook preview No biggie ~grins~ I didnā€™t even notice because of the frogsā€¦ Have a good weekend! ~hugs Dreamer~ Aww sweetie, you know we love ya. We redheads are just showoffs and blonds are vapid. Brunettes are every bit as lovely as anyone else. > [@](#): > > **Wyatt** > > Hereā€™s a pretty good update of the inside jokes and such of the firsta short synopsis of the first 23 pages He linked my answers! ~proud smile~ > [@](#): > > **vanilla** > > Once I broke up with Jonny Depp when he was a redhead. it was his birthday no less! and he got a tatoo of a hottub. Still have his phone number? Iā€™d be happy to console him on your behalf. šŸ˜ƒ > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Only in the sense that theyā€™re both liquids containing alcohol. Hmm, I heard bad things about Courvoisier and Ripple sounded similar. ~grins~ Iā€™m not well schooled in hobo alcoholic beverages of choice though, so Iā€™d really be the wrong person to consult. > [@](#): > > Might I suggest finger painting? Ohh, finger paintingā€¦never thought of thatā€¦ > [@](#): > > Yippee!! I finally got one of the milestone posts! Happy 3000! Rats. > [@](#): > > oneā€¦ cheater > [@](#): > > twoā€¦ cheater > [@](#): > > threeā€¦ cheater. Iā€™ve been wanting to make a milestone post for ages now, and you just bumped yourself right over the edge. Hi **Marley23**! > [@](#): > > **White Ink** > > Now that I know you a little better, Iā€™m thinking that maybe we need to be painting chocolate nipple clamps on people, not just frogs, yā€™know? Well, as long as theyā€™re chocolateā€¦Iā€™m not much for having things ā€œclampedā€ to such sensitive areasā€¦ Oh look! **dannyv** is back! And stillā€¦I have no mailā€¦ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3013 "2003-10-17T18:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **cheater cheater cheater. Iā€™ve been wanting to make a milestone post for ages now, and you just bumped yourself right over the edge.** Well, it _is_ his thread. We can indulge him in this, yes? Besides, heā€™s not nearly as cute when heā€™s pouting as we are. _sigh_ā€¦Iā€™m glad youā€™re here, honey.puts head on Jaadeā€™s shoulder Today is turning pretty icky. Lots of milestones today, some of them not very pleasant, and I really need a hugā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3014 "2003-10-17T18:08:54Z")
_hugs_ for Mama Maureen! ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3015 "2003-10-17T18:11:30Z")
{{{ **Mo** }}} **Jaade** - 'dja miss me? i havenā€™t been gone for very long. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3016 "2003-10-17T18:39:41Z")
(((Maureen))) ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3017 "2003-10-17T19:36:52Z")
Thanks all. And hugs right back to all of you. Especially you, **dannyv** ; Iā€™m pretty sure you know what today is. You, and **Wyatt** , and **White Ink**. No one has started a thread, and I suppose on reflection, that itā€™s perfectly understandable why not. Also, itā€™s my baby brotherā€™s 35th birthday, and I missed him by (I guess) a few minutes when I called this morningā€¦ 14 years ago tonight, at 5:07pm PST, alot of things happened to me that required much soul searching. I found reserves of strength I didnā€™t know I had. I saw things that I will _never_ be able to forget, both heroic and unbearably painful. I cried so many times I lost count. I lost my faith. I decided I was going to have a baby. And I dumped my fiance. All things that may or may not have happened eventually, but it took a 7.1 earthquake to make me realize that I needed to make some drastic changes, in my life and in myself. In a way, October 17th is my birthday, as well as my brotherā€™s. Sorry for the hijack, dear one; it really isnā€™t thread worthy, just musings that will be going through my head all day today. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3018 "2003-10-17T20:03:32Z")
{{{{{{{{ **Mo** }}}}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3019 "2003-10-17T20:12:35Z")
((((((super big hugs to **Mo** ))))))) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3020 "2003-10-17T21:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dannyv \* > \*\*oh, sorry **Salem**. did i get any on your dress? \*\* :eek: Wow! I knew **Salem** wasā€¦ummā€¦coming out of her shell, but Holy Handjob, Batman! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Hmm, I heard bad things about Courvoisier and Ripple sounded similar \*\* Well, I guess they could both give you a hangover, but Courvoisier is one of the oldest brands of Cognac, and Ripple is swill. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*cheater. Iā€™ve been wanting to make a milestone post for ages now, and you just bumped yourself right over the edge. > \*\* šŸ˜› > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Iā€™m not much for having things ā€œclampedā€ to such sensitive areasā€¦ \*\* Not even mouths? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Well, it is his thread. We can indulge him in this, yes? \*\* Thanks, Ma. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Today is turning pretty icky. Lots of milestones today, some of them not very pleasant, and I really need a hugā€¦** **{{{{{Maureen}}}}}** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=152)