# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3021 "2003-10-17T21:49:00Z")

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Wow, **Vanilla** he had a hot tub tattoo … in Your honor???  
That’s, like, Sooooo impressive!!!

Come on over here, let me soothe you over that break-up …  
I don’t care how long ago it was,  
I’m sure there’s still some hurt  
there, in your inner child …

lets make your inner parts more happy… 😃  
looks down and notices self is Much more qualified to appear in **ShotgunZen** ’s picture…

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3022 "2003-10-17T22:01:23Z")

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{{{{{ **Maureen** }}}}}

aw… what the heck …

{{{{{ **alla D.Bear Babes** }}}}}

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3023 "2003-10-17T22:09:55Z")

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durned hungry Hammie.

{{{ **Mo** }}}

to make a long story not as long:

i moved to the bay area 14 years **and one day** ago. i got woken from a jet lag nap by being shaken, only no one was shaking me. thought it was just a “welcome to california” earthquake at first. then found out what had happened. me personally, little effect to myself or anyone near me. red cross didn’t want my help since i didn’t have a pickup. so i never really saw too much of it.

but i sure can feel for you **mo**

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3024 "2003-10-17T22:24:26Z")

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Wow! That’s some bad timing, **dannyv**!

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3025 "2003-10-17T22:25:02Z")

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**Maureen** , many, many hugs to you, babe!

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> _by Dreamer_  
> \*\* There are brunettes here too… but we don’t get talked about like the redheads… _pout_\*\*

**Dream Girl** , I’ll be happy to talk about ya! My track record tells me I have a weakness for brunettes anyway. C’mon over here to Rocky and let’s start something to talk about, whaddya say? 😉

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3026 "2003-10-17T22:37:08Z")

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**if6** i thought it was pretty good timing myself. would have missed the welcoming party otherwise.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3027 "2003-10-17T22:39:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \*  
> \*\* C’mon over here to Rocky and let’s start something to talk about, whaddya say? 😉 \*\*

starts up music…  
_Lets give them somethin’ to talk about …_

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3028 "2003-10-17T22:47:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wyatt \*  
> \*\*Come on over here, let me soothe you over that break-up …  
> I don’t care how long ago it was,  
> I’m sure there’s still some hurt  
> there, in your inner child …  
> lets make your inner parts more happy… 😃 \*\*

**Wyatt’s** got a giiirrrllllfrieeeennndd!!! 😛 That explains why you ignored my invitation to go see Satriani.

Dear one, a hug from you is always special. Knee buckling, one might say. 😉

And to everyone else; more hugs right back.

**Dream Girl** , you are too funny. There’s not a man in this thread who wouldn’t follow you around like a lovesick wyatt if you let them. I’ve always wanted to be a dark, mysterious beauty like you. _sigh_ I just don’t have the coloring for it.

**dannyv** , HOLY COW!! Talk about a welcome to California.

Well, all, I feel quite a bit better. But I’m thinking I’ll pass up my buddy’s invitation of dinner and go to bed early tonight with the new book I just got from my sweetie, which is hilarious and cheers me up immensely. So all, happy Friday!! We made it through another week.

Not to get too girlish and gushy, but I appreciate every single one of you.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3029 "2003-10-17T23:00:49Z")

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> Dream Girl, I’ll be happy to talk about ya! My track record tells me I have a weakness for brunettes anyway. C’mon over here to Rocky and let’s start something to talk about, whaddya say?

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> Dream Girl, you are too funny. There’s not a man in this thread who wouldn’t follow you around like a lovesick wyatt if you let them. I’ve always wanted to be a dark, mysterious beauty like you. _sigh_ I just don’t have the coloring for it.

_blush_ Um… _digs toe in dirt_ Well, um… I, ah… _blush_

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3030 "2003-10-17T23:01:11Z")

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I am eating pumpkin pie right now_right now_ .  
🙂  
Wyatt: “urp”  
😉

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3031 "2003-10-17T23:50:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> **Dream Girl** , you are too funny. There’s not a man in this thread who wouldn’t follow you around like a lovesick wyatt if you let them. I’ve always wanted to be a dark, mysterious beauty like you.

I’ll second that! 😉  
**Mo** , you may not be dark and mysterious, but you’re definitely a beauty yer own damn self!

And I’m glad you’re feeling better!

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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> Wyatt: “urp”

I love puns! 😃

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3032 "2003-10-18T01:40:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jaade \*  
> **Is there a magic word or sumthin’?**

ok, I have tried to e-mail several times and it keeps getting demoned back at me. must be a problem with the mail you got listed on here. so, hit me with a quick one, and I’ll tell it all to [you...dctazboy@aol.com](mailto:you...dctazboy@aol.com)

Taz.

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3033 "2003-10-18T01:50:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*_blush_ Um… _digs toe in dirt_ Well, um… I, ah… _blush_ \*\*

Heh! Yet _another_ shade of red. 😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3034 "2003-10-18T01:55:45Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3035 "2003-10-18T02:08:52Z")

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Oh My Freakin’ God! **Dave** , You are straight DOPE in that hat!!! Too much!!!

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3036 "2003-10-18T02:11:00Z")

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:eek: :eek:

**Davebear**! I am utterly speechless!

The **PPH** and **PPS** are absolutely AWESOME!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3037 "2003-10-18T02:12:04Z")

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Oh, man, I’m laughing so hard I just KNOW I’m gonna hurt in the morning! 😃

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3038 "2003-10-18T02:15:32Z")

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What **Rocky** said!!! That shit-eating grin just makes the whole outfit!!!

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3039 "2003-10-18T02:34:59Z")

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I knew it came with trinkets, but I sure didn’t realize how many.  
That ensemble is just so…bling-bling! (NEVER thought I’d use those words!)

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3040 "2003-10-18T03:09:34Z")

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Oh… My… God!!! **Dave**! _giggle_ Man, you are too much in that! I love it. 😃

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