# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3041 "2003-10-18T03:45:36Z")
Thanks, **6**. OMFG!! **Dave** …y’know…I just don’t have the words for that hat. p.s. to **rocky** : You will get yours!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3042 "2003-10-18T03:48:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* > > p.s. to **rocky** : You will get yours!! 😃 \*\* You mean I get a **PPH** of my very own!?!?!? 😃 WOW, thanks **Maureen**!! You are the absolute **coolest!!!** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3043 "2003-10-18T04:31:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dannyv \* > \*\*oh, sorry **Salem**. did i get any on your dress? \*\* Oh, this old blue thing? Don’t worry, I was just about to retire it anyway. I’ll just vacuum seal it in this purified preservative wrap and put it away for a rainy day or a congressional hearing or something. 😛 Still laughing over Dave’s new wardrobe. So **Dave** , how do ya feel in your new outift? You look like you’re really enjoying it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3044 "2003-10-18T04:37:54Z")
😃 Thanks, guys. I thought you’d get a kick out of it. I had Sherri take the pic (with MY digital camera, so I knew I could delete as necessary), and she got the grin out of me, by telling me to "Smile! Say ‘hookers!’ " I told ya’z I had to get an outfit to go wit da hat. I was just lucky enough that purple appears to be the “in” color for pimp costumes, this year. At least, at IParty it is. The shades and bling-bling came with the hat, along with the plume. I’m not sure about wearing it to the next Dopefest, though. I know _ **I** _ wouldn’t want to be seen with anyone wearing that get up. Oh, and **Rocky** , the costume came with a PPH, too. It’s yours, if you want it. I don’t think I need both of them. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*So **Dave** , how do ya feel in your new outift? You look like you’re really enjoying it. 😃 \*\* Like a complete ass, since you ask. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3045 "2003-10-18T14:52:51Z")
Whew! That was close. This thread almost went to page 2. -David ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3046 "2003-10-18T15:09:25Z")
Thank you for rescuing it **Frost** … you’re an OMFG hero now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3047 "2003-10-18T15:16:26Z")
Hmm, wonder what happened to the **y** I typed at the end of your name **Frosty**. _befuddled_ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3048 "2003-10-18T17:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SoulFrost \* > \*\*Whew! That was close. > > This thread almost went to page 2. > > -David \*\* It does that, sometimes, on the weekend, when the post-from-workers aren’t around. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Hmm, wonder what happened to the y I typed at the end of your name Frosty. _befuddled_ \*\* Perhaps it was a “y not”. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3049 "2003-10-18T19:10:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by rocky, most likely innocently batting his eyelashes_ > **You mean I get a PPH of my very own!?!?!? WOW, thanks Maureen!! You are the absolute coolest!!!** Uh, yeah. That is so EXACTLY what I meant. :rolleyes: 😛 > [@](#): > > _How on earth did I miss this one from Dave?_ > **Wow! I knew Salem was…umm…coming out of her shell, but Holy Handjob, Batman!** _handjob?_ I know you’re better at anatomy than _that_. 😛 Did you know that, even in rush hour traffic, it is possible to make it to Sacramento from the Bay Area in less than two hours? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3050 "2003-10-18T21:57:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*_handjob?_ I know you’re better at anatomy than _that_. 😛 \*\* Well, I may have missed an episode, or two, but I don’t remember Robin ever saying “Holy Blowjob, Batman”. Not even “Holy Blowgun”. Gotta work with what ya’ve got, ya know? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Did you know that, even in rush hour traffic, it is possible to make it to Sacramento from the Bay Area in less than two hours? \*\* No, I didn’t know that. Nor would I ever have thought to ask. I’ll file that away, under Uh Huh. And, **Oh My God** , I love homemade pumpkin seeds!! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3051 "2003-10-18T22:03:55Z")
Oooo, yeah, tis the season for punkin’ seeds… mmmmm ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3052 "2003-10-18T22:44:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > Well, I may have missed an episode, or two, but I don’t remember Robin ever saying “Holy Blowjob, Batman”. Not even “Holy Blowgun”. Gotta work with what ya’ve got, ya know? I’m not usually this gullible but… Robin really said “Holy Handjob, Batman!” ??? Holy trick the censors, Batman! I just woke up from my saturday nap. What a freakin’ night/day. Last night, about 11-ish, I got something in my eye. Speck of dust, cat hair, something… no big deal. I did the old Boy Scout trick of pulling the lid down over the bottom lash, doused it in Visine (with Tetrahydrozyline[sup]tm[/sup],) even wet a Q-tip and tried to fish it out. Nothing worked! I went to bed at 12:30 cuz I couldn’t stand to look at the computer screen anymore. When I woke up this morning, it was nearly swollen shut. I looked like I’d gone 12 rounds with Mike Tyson! Alright… my ears were intact so I guess it was Holyfield… I made an appointment to see the Dr. (P.A. … ALMOST a Dr… :rolleyes: ) He couldn’t find anything in there and said it was probably allergies or something. So now it’s not as swollen, but it’s sore as hell from all the digging and rubbing, it feels like I have an ice cream headache, and it’s full of goo and drops. Otherwise it’s been a fine day… Those freakin’ Yankmees better lose tonight! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3053 "2003-10-18T23:20:20Z")
Dave may be able to delete that picture… but it will live in my saved folder until such time as _I_ decide it needs deleting 😉 I love roasted pumpkin seeds too! I hope to instill the children with my same adoration of pumpkin seeds. When I was young and in college and missing some hot salty pumpkin seeds for Halloween a friend of mine from work came to my rescue. He stole 2 pumpkins and surprised me with them at the dorms. We hacked them open with a dull knife we scrounged from a drawer in the ‘kitchenette’ they had on our floor and baked them in the oven. They totally sucked because the oven wasn’t working correctly but we had a lot of fun. Thanks Eric! Yup I was a ‘crazy’ college kid 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3054 "2003-10-19T00:30:40Z")
**6** , please, Please PLEASE do not ever again let me hear that you actually PUT A QTIP IN YOUR EYE!!! I don’t care if **rocky** did it, if **rocky** jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, would YOU??? If you cannot _see_ the foreign body, you don’t go _fishing_ for the foreign body. K. Now that I’ve spanked you in front of everyone…sorry. Usually flushing the eye is sufficient to bring whatever is in there to the surface. I’m sorry it still hurts, and I hope the cornea isn’t scratched. And no, I don’t think Robin ever said that, unless it was between scenes. I have my own suspicions about Burt Ward, but that’s just me. Yay, I went to the bookstore today!! Borders must have some sort of timewarp device just inside the door. It was only 1:30 when I went in, it was nearly 5 when I left. But I ask you: What kind of flippin book store DOESN’T carry The Velveteen Rabbit??? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3055 "2003-10-19T00:38:27Z")
But the “Dr.” stuck a Q-tip in my eye, and orange dye, and numbing drops… And YES! If _ **Rocky** _ or _ **Davebear** _ or _ **Wyatt** _ or _ **dannyv** _ or _ **dctaz** _ jumped off the Golden Gate, I would too… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3056 "2003-10-19T00:40:51Z")
:Sigh:… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3057 "2003-10-19T03:06:45Z")
Hmm … jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge … hmm … now _that_ should be good for an adrenaline rush. Count me in! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3058 "2003-10-19T03:25:12Z")
My boys…gotta love 'em. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3059 "2003-10-19T03:30:02Z")
🙂 How 'bout BUNGEE jumping off the GG Bridge?!?!!! THAT would be sweet! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3060 "2003-10-19T03:34:47Z")
Bungee jumping? Nah! How about BASE jumping!! Now we’re talkin’! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=152) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=154)