# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3061 "2003-10-19T03:36:08Z")
Okay…at this point, I think I will take **dannyv’s** advice. **Dave** , love, if this thread ever breaks up, YOU get custody of the kids!! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3062 "2003-10-19T04:06:47Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Simple Dreamer_ > \*\*Oooo, yeah, tis the season for punkin’ seeds… mmmmm \*\* Tis, indeed! It’s too bad it’s such a short season. Then again, the way I eat them, it might be a good thing. I think I ate about a cup of them, tonight. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’m not usually this gullible but… Robin really said “Holy Handjob, Batman!” ??? > > Holy trick the censors, Batman! \*\* Ummm…no. At least, not that I know of. But, one of the classic Robinisms is “Holy Hand Grenades, Batman!” (not to be confused with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch), which is readily convertible to all sorts of more useful expressions. I mean, it’s not like most of us _need_ an expression for use in confronting armed hand grenades, is it? Well, maybe **Wyatt** … Sorry to hear about the eye, too. That’s gotta suck. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Dave may be able to delete that picture… but it will live in my saved folder until such time as _I_ decide it needs deleting \*\* S’okay. No one will ever recognize me from that photo. What I meant, though, was that I could delete the ones that were even _shudder\*\*worse_ than the one I sent you guys, before anyone ever saw them. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **I love roasted pumpkin seeds too! I hope to instill the children with my same adoration of pumpkin seeds.** Good for you! Y’know, Sherri used to like them, once they were done, but she couldn’t stand the smell of them roasting. I always thought that was odd. Another pumpkin seed related thing I find odd is those little blocks of salt with a seed embedded in them that they sell as (ironically) David’s Pumpkin Seeds. I mean, my motto, when it comes to food, is generally “There’s no such thing as too much salt.” But, those abominations are an exception. And, I’ve actually had worse. There was a store near where I used to live that sold “pumpkin seeds” that had so much salt on them that they were egg-shaped, like Jordan Almonds. Ack! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **do not ever again let me hear that you actually PUT A QTIP IN YOUR EYE!!!** Well, isn’t a poke in the eye with a fuzzy stick better than a poke in the eye with a _sharp_ stick? Cuz, I’m bettin’ he was considering the sharp stick, about then. I woulda been. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*How 'bout BUNGEE jumping off the GG Bridge?!?!!! THAT would be sweet! \*\* > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Bungee jumping? Nah! > > How about BASE jumping!! \*\* Yeah. You guys go first. I’ll…ummm…take pictures. From up here. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Dave, love, if this thread ever breaks up, YOU get custody of the kids!! \*\* Not a chance, lady! You ain’t sticking _me_ with those delinquents! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3063 "2003-10-19T04:09:52Z")
Mom shoves us to dad … dad shoves us back to mom … **6** , dude, it would appear that we’re not wanted. ::sniff:: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3064 "2003-10-19T04:18:51Z")
**Mo** , like this thread is gonna break up… :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > _Scary quote from Davebear…_ > not to be confused with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Is this a coincidence or do you peruse [OriolesHangout.com](http://OriolesHangout.com)? That’s my sig line (now) on the other board… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3065 "2003-10-19T04:28:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\ ***Mo** , like this thread is gonna break up… :rolleyes: > \*\* Yeah, that’s why it’s such an easy threat to make. Think I’d give you guys up? Get real. > [@](#): > > - From a rapidly retreating Dave\* > **Not a chance, lady! You ain’t sticking me with those delinquents!** Well, then, you’d better stick around, huh?😃 > [@](#): > > I’ll…ummm…take pictures. From up here. Coward. You’re getting pretty good with that camera. Since **Wyatt** seems to be otherwise occupied, think you’d like to take a few? Or do you just shoot scenery? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3066 "2003-10-19T05:47:32Z")
Hey!!! I posted that I was healthy enough to operate a shutter! Pages ago!!! … but Youuuuu were busyyyyyy with outta-town companyyyyyyy > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\ ***Wyatt’s** got a giiirrrllllfrieeeennndd!!! 😛 That explains why you ignored my invitation to go see Satriani. \*\* Awwwww … come ON now! I gots skiddy-leven girl friends, all right here in this thread!!! Just, now, there’s one flirting Baaack!!! 😃 oh my freaking og!!! Sorry I couldn’t go hear music wif ya … > [@](#): > > ## _Originally posted by Salem \* quote:_\* > > ## Originally posted by dannyv oh, sorry Salem. did i get any on your dress? > > Oh, this old blue thing? Don’t worry, I was just about to retire it anyway. I’ll just vacuum seal it in this purified preservative wrap and put it away for a rainy day or a congressional hearing or something. \*\* This whole thing is Hysterical! You guys are too funny! Bwahahahahahaha > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*I am eating pumpkin pie right now_right now\* . > 🙂 > Wyatt: “urp” > 😉 \*\* It HAD to happen eventually … at least it was a hot babe that said it! **D.Bear** you is the pimpinist! Dude!!! That hat on you Is the BEST!!! Pimp-on, Dude! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3067 "2003-10-19T13:46:21Z")
Since I love you guys so much I will confess I have one of them velvet blue dresses… I can’t wear it in public because that’d just be silly but I do call it my monica dress and have worn it for um ‘special’ occasions … but maybe I should wear it to sing happy birthday to hubby in a few weeks… Especially since I still can’t drive to go get him a paper giftwrap-able present. Oh and you boys are all amateurs… bungee jumping _pshaw_ I got a little girl here who needs no cord or safety net (I am amazed I am not grey yet!) She is freaking houdini in feetie pajamas! There is nothing she can’t climb/open/unlock/jump off of or out of. She mashes herself into the teeniest spaces, bounds out windows and scales the fridge like a mountain climber! Everyone tells me girls are so dainty and boys are the hellions… if he’s more of a hellion that my daughter we’re going to live in the emergency room. 🙂 Oh and if no one tells on me … I’ll _bat_ my eyelashes at wyatt… oops sorry to blow ya over with the dust sweetie… haven’t batted my eyes at anyone in years! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3068 "2003-10-19T15:58:24Z")
She wore bluuuuuue… Velvet [sup]woh[/sup] woh [sub]woh[/sub] **tanookie** , I’m sure you’d be gorgeous in it! You are a _Davebear Babe_[sup]tm[/sup] after all! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3069 "2003-10-19T16:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Hey!!! I posted that I was healthy enough to operate a shutter! Pages ago!!! … but Youuuuu were busyyyyyy > with outta-town companyyyyyyy** Hush, you, mama had other things on her…um…mind. And you weren’t taking pics of THAT. Morning, 6!! How’s your eye feeling? Any better? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3070 "2003-10-19T17:28:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Well, it _is_ his thread. We can indulge him in this, yes? Besides, he’s not nearly as cute when he’s pouting as we are. > > _sigh_…I’m glad you’re here, honey.puts head on Jaade’s shoulder Today is turning pretty icky. Lots of milestones today, some of them not very pleasant, and I really need a hug… \*\* ~hugs~ I’m sorry I’m two days late. I came home to find my computer open and in distress. It got fixed late yesterday but I went out for the night… And I guess we can let **Dave** have a milestone post, but darn it, I want one too! > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Well, I guess they could both give you a hangover, but Courvoisier is one of the oldest brands of Cognac, and Ripple is swill. Ahh, I see…I was told that Courvoisier is swill, too. ~grins~ > [@](#): > > ## Originally posted by Jaade I’m not much for having things “clamped” to such sensitive areas… > > Not even mouths? See, that’s not “exactly” clamping… > [@](#): > > **dannyv** > > Jaade - 'dja miss me? i haven’t been gone for very long. How could I not miss ya darlin’? > [@](#): > > **dctaz** > > ok, I have tried to e-mail several times and it keeps getting demoned back at me. must be a problem with the mail you got listed on here. so, hit me with a quick one, and I’ll tell it all to [you...dctazboy@aol.com](mailto:you...dctazboy@aol.com) Tag! I wonder…my hotmail account has only been getting spam for a week or so now. Maybe something is wrong… **Davebear** , YOU are the Big Daddy Dave, I don’t care what my brother says. (For those of you who are wondering, my brother’s name is ALSO Dave…well David, but he thinks it’s Dave…and he calls himself Big Daddy Dave…but he’s been replaced.) The Pimps’n’Hos Halloween Bash is in Houston this year baby, I think you can get in! > [@](#): > > **tanookie** > > Dave may be able to delete that picture… but it will live in my saved folder until such time as _I_ decide it needs deleting Yours and mine both sister, and I think it’s safe to say that it won’t ever “need” to be deleted. ~J ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3071 "2003-10-19T17:57:00Z")
The eye’s WAY better today. Thanks for asking, **Mo**. That’s interesting about the hotmail account. Somebody else with one hasn’t been responding for a couple of weeks… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3072 "2003-10-19T18:01:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Is this a coincidence or do you peruse [OriolesHangout.com](http://OriolesHangout.com)? That’s my sig line (now) on the other board… \*\* Nope. Never been there, until you mentioned it. I have no interest in the Birds. You don’t consider that an obscure reference, do you? But, I’m thinking their must be more to your sig than just that. Unless you think people would confuse _you_ with the Holy Hand Grenade. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* Coward. You’re getting pretty good with that camera. Since > Wyatt seems to be otherwise occupied, think you’d like to take a few? Or do you just shoot scenery?_\* Well, as I said, Sherri took that picture. Want me to ask her if she’d like to take some for you? Personally, my preference is for taking shots of wildlife. The wilder, the better. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* Awwwww … come ON now! I gots skiddy-leven girl friends, all right here in this thread!!! Just, now, there’s one flirting Baaack!!! oh my freaking og!!!_\* Yeah, what ever happened to **vanilla**? Did she melt? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* D.Bear you is the pimpinist! Dude!!! \*\* 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\* I’ll _bat_ my eyelashes at wyatt… \*\* Holy crap! **tanookie** flirted! I think I’m gonna faint. I better go sit down. Say…when they tell you to put the head between the knees, to prevent fainting, does it have to be your _own_ knees? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > \*\*Ahh, I see…I was told that Courvoisier is swill, too. ~grins~ > \*\* Jeez! And, I thought I was a snob! Obviously, whoever told you that has never tasted Ripple (and probably hasn’t tasted Courvoisier, either). > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > \*\*Davebear, YOU are the Big Daddy Dave, I don’t care what my brother says. (For those of you who are wondering, my brother’s name is ALSO Dave…well David, but he thinks it’s Dave…and he calls himself Big Daddy Dave…but he’s been replaced.) > > The Pimps’n’Hos Halloween Bash is in Houston this year baby, I think you can get in!\*\* Well, your brother is welcome to retain that title, as far as I’m concerned. So, what does a pimp wear for a costume? A button-down oxford and chinos? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > \*\*Yours and mine both sister, and I think it’s safe to say that it won’t ever “need” to be deleted. \*\* And, people wonder why I don’t like having my picture taken. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3073 "2003-10-19T18:08:12Z")
My sig on that other board: Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe… 🙂 btw, I have my copy of Pimp Dave saved too! I’m thinking of using it as my avatar. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3074 "2003-10-19T19:17:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*She wore bluuuuuue… Velvet [sup]woh[/sup] woh [sub]woh[/sub] \*\* _Excellent_ ##! _Point Awarded_ !## > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~hugs~ I’m sorry I’m two days late. I came home to find my computer open and in distress… \*\* Now There’s a leading comment that left inquiring minds wanting to know!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Oh and if no one tells on me … I’ll _bat_ my eyelashes at wyatt… oops sorry to blow ya over with the dust sweetie… haven’t batted my eyes at anyone in years! \*\* Wow! oh, wow! wow! oh…wow! 🆒 (I’m calling THAT a blush … not the porn star!) Awwwww … Thanks! Having your feet back is just making you Wild with abandon, eh? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Hush, you, mama had other things on her…um…mind. And you weren’t taking pics of THAT. \*\* Awww… I’d have been _Happy_ to record all of that on fine digital media for posterior-ity!!! More than happy! Heck maybe I coulda put the camera on timer and … _Helped out!_😃 > [@](#): > > _originally posted by D.Bear_ > **Yeah, what ever happened to vanilla? Did she melt?** _sigh_ … guess that’s what happens when they get to know me better … she probably caught a glimmer of your fine pimp-ness, and decided she just couldn’t settle for a “cool and everything, but…” when she was in the presence of an evil in a good way Dave … but couldn’t find a way to transfer her attentions from one to the other … so just faded into the night cue violin music… and now, is just a gentle fragrance on the breeze of my memories … a soft touch of what might have been … what da ya all think? Should I send her roses? red? email her? 3x a day? Stalk her, thread-to-thread? Have everyone from “OMFG” Land send her individual emails, telling her how cool and everything I am … and leaving out the ‘but’ part? Mail myself to her email server, parcel post, asking them to forward me to her? huh? huh? huh? I think she really liked me … but it was so brief, (two posts) we never got to share an evening of Mississippi saxaphone or show me her tummy [homer]ummmmmm… tummys …[/homer] or nothin’ … but, then, **TaNookie** DID bat her eyes at me … and **Mamma Mo** IS still scolding me … maybe I’m still loved … maybe there’s still hope … maybe the Niners will beat Tampa and win me the family pool … ok, so that’s pushing it … but hey, I HAVE to take the ‘sucker bet’ on the Niners! They’re my home team, and I did SO well when the whole family was taking the ‘sucker bet’ on the KC Chiefs (their home team) all those years when the Niners had Debartalo, and were winning, and the Chiefs had, well, our old pre-used quarterbacks and no receivers, and were … lousy … Wow, that was a lot, I think I need a drink! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3075 "2003-10-19T19:22:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > Jeez! And, I thought I was a snob! Obviously, whoever told you that has never tasted Ripple (and probably hasn’t tasted Courvoisier, either). \*\* I don’t think she actually tasted it, but it was rather popular among certain people in my hometown that had very small amounts of money, and she said it smelled really horrible… > [@](#): > > Well, your brother is welcome to retain that title, as far as I’m concerned. No, I insist…he has quite an ego without the help of a title. And that picture just has **Big Daddy Dave** written all over it. > [@](#): > > So, what does a pimp wear for a costume? A button-down oxford and chinos? No, the outfit in the picture would be highly appropriate. > [@](#): > > And, people wonder why I don’t like having my picture taken. It’s not like we are using it for blackmail… well, maybe **Wyatt** is, but you didn’t hear that from me ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3076 "2003-10-19T20:14:43Z")
> [@](#): > > **Wyatt** > > Now There’s a leading comment that left inquiring minds wanting to know!!! Not really that interesting of a story, my video card wasn’t keeping up with EQ and the Sims so I had a new one installed, by the ex-SO and he just was being slow about it. ~grins~ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3077 "2003-10-19T20:59:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Not really that interesting of a story, my video card wasn’t keeping up with EQ and the Sims so I had a new one installed, by the ex-SO and he just was being slow about it. ~grins~ \*\* [cue music…} Just love an ex-SO with a sloooow hand … [continue playing over and over on muzac in your brain, for hours, now…} ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3078 "2003-10-19T21:09:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I don’t think she actually tasted it, but it was rather popular among certain people in my hometown that had very small amounts of money, and she said it smelled really horrible… Ok, everybody’s probably figured this one out already, but somehow there is a mis-remembering here … ripple, MadDog 20/20, and the like are in one category, and [Courvoisier (the link)](http://www.courvoisier.com/) is in a very different category. But, I’m driving myself crazy, I think there IS something in the “ghetto drink of choice” line that Would sound like Courvoisier, but, for the Life of me, I canNot think of what it is!!??!! > [@](#): > > _we’ll not point a finger here…_ > It’s not like we are using it for blackmail… > > well, maybe **Wyatt** is, but you didn’t hear that from me \*\* Hey, hey, hey! There goes the surprise! Dangit! And, there goes the funding for my OWN birthday treat … the complete pimp outfit … including a new car! And here I was waiting till **D.Bear** declaired himself as a presidential candidate! _sigh_ another good idea down the tubes! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3079 "2003-10-19T21:12:10Z")
in above …\*\*😃 PUTBMFBNLATAIHTT3BTEV Preview Used To Be My Friend, But Now Lives Across Town And I’d Have To Take 3 Busses To Even Visit ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3080 "2003-10-19T22:20:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*[cue music…} Just love an ex-SO with a sloooow hand … [continue playing over and over on muzac in your brain, for hours, now…} \*\* ~L~ Well, some days he would like that, but I don’t think today is one of them. Seems a bit peeved at me, but he’s denying it. > [@](#): > > Ok, everybody’s probably figured this one out already, but somehow there is a mis-remembering here … ripple, MadDog 20/20, and the like are in one category, and Courvoisier (the link) is in a very different category. But, I’m driving myself crazy, I think there IS something in the “ghetto drink of choice” line that Would sound like Courvoisier, but, for the Life of me, I canNot think of what it is!!! See, and she said it’s in a ghetto song (says something like "Pass the Courvoisier), which I googled to get the spelling right anyway… > [@](#): > > Preview Used To Be My Friend, But Now Lives Across Town And I’d Have To Take 3 Busses To Even Visit We can take up a collection for the fare. Where the heck is everyone today? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=155)