# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3081 "2003-10-19T23:55:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Awww… I’d have been _Happy_ to record all of that on fine digital media for posterior-ity!!! More than happy! > Heck maybe I coulda put the camera on timer and … _Helped out!_😃 > … and **Mamma Mo** IS still scolding me > … maybe I’m still loved … maybe there’s still hope > … maybe the Niners will beat Tampa and win me the family pool … ok, so that’s pushing it … but hey, I HAVE to take the ‘sucker bet’ on the Niners! They’re my home team, and I did SO well when the whole family was taking the ‘sucker bet’ on the KC Chiefs (their home team) all those years when the Niners had Debartalo, and were winning, and the Chiefs had, well, our old pre-used quarterbacks and no receivers, and were … lousy \*\* Hm…thanks for the offer, **Wyatt** , but the gentleman involved _REALLY_ didn’t need any help at all. Quite talented. My toes didn’t uncurl for hours. 😃 Of course I still love you, sweetie. You’ll always be my puppy. and, HOORAY!! The 'Niners beat a real team!! Amazing. Sometimes sucker bets DO pay off. 😛 [SIZE=1]btw, if you’re still wondering: When my ex was bartending on the sleazy side of town, I heard more than one person request “coorvaseer and coke”…makes me shudder just thinking about it > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_\*\*[echo effect]Where the heck is everyone today?[/echo efffect]\*\* I went to go see my mama and my baby sister. My munchkins were missing their cousins, and my sister’s having a hard time with her boss. Apparently he’s got his own little _ahem_ “Monica situation” going on with one of Jen’s coworkers. Jen is not impressed. It’s starting to affect her hours and paycheck. It was quite a rant. She’s looking for a different job. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dave_ > **Say…when they tell you to put the head between the knees, to prevent fainting, does it have to be your own knees?** Um, while you’re down there… 😃 'Course, I really don’t see that _preventing_ fainting. But far be it from me to stop a man when he’s having fun. Just so long as you let me return the favor 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3082 "2003-10-20T01:20:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* > … but couldn’t find a way to transfer her attentions from one to the other … so just faded into the night > cue violin music… and now, is just a gentle fragrance on the breeze of my memories > … a soft touch of what might have been > … what da ya all think? Should I send her roses? red? email her? 3x a day? Stalk her, thread-to-thread? Have everyone from “OMFG” Land send her individual emails, telling her how cool and everything I am … and leaving out the ‘but’ part? > Mail myself to her email server, parcel post, asking the \*\* Nah, just send me a photo sir. why do I think you look like Hank Williams Jr? vanilla, wondering if anyone else besdies her puts peas in her macaroni and cheese… hey I can flirt so well,its been 9 years since I’ve had the chance… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3083 "2003-10-20T01:55:24Z")
Naaaah, he is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cuter than Hank, Jr. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3084 "2003-10-20T02:00:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Naaaah, he is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cuter than Hank, Jr. 😉 \*\* awwww, shucks, Thanks! > [@](#): > > _originally wafted in by Vanilla_ > hey I can flirt so well,its been 9 years since I’ve had the chance… Darlin’ this is the Perfect thread for ya, then ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3085 "2003-10-20T02:05:19Z")
I meant I can’t flirt so well,I’ve forgotten what its like. If youre goin to San fransisco…be sure to wear some flowers in your hair… (I’m a hippie) ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3086 "2003-10-20T02:08:02Z")
How the HECK did that go ahead and submit, whilst I was still typing? There’s a first… to continue my thought… this is the perfect thread for ya then, \*\* Vanilla\*\*! The whole thread has been kinda pretty much dedicated to flirting, recognizing flirting, and brushing up and dusting off old flirting skills! (see **TaNookie** /s eye batting, above.) Heck, we’ve even dealt with how to recognize the all important eye signals for “kiss me!” So, set your sights and rev. your engines and Flirt away!!! As for the peas in Mac and Cheese … I’m thinking that takes it up to one ingredient beyond official “bachelor cooking!” I’ve never tried it, but it sounds good to me … mac and cheese … AND a vegetable! Now we’re talking Health Food!!! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3087 "2003-10-20T02:16:07Z")
😉 hows that for a start? vanilla going to go to bed soon (sons school tomorrow). ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3088 "2003-10-20T02:18:08Z")
Peas sounds nice. Brocolli would be nice too. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3089 "2003-10-20T02:37:43Z")
garbanzo beans too! Am now scooting over to my mattress(which is on the floor-told ya I was a hippie), lying on top of the light green comforter, putting the red comfroter over top of me, leaving oldies radio on low. zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3090 "2003-10-20T02:47:48Z")
I could do without the peas, but garbanzo beans are awesome. Wow, y’all have been a frisky bunch today! I’m gonna have to start hangin’ out around here more often. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3091 "2003-10-20T04:05:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Tag! > > I wonder…my hotmail account has only been getting spam for a week or so now. Maybe something is wrong… > > ~J \*\* Runs off to check mail account(s) Nothing…comes back pouting and worried that **Jaade’s** e-mail account is eating her mail. Like Broccoli in my mac and cheese, also add hamburg to it and make a good two pan casserole for dinner. get all them food groups in there then. count me in for the B.A.S.E. jumping off the GG bridge, but gotta fly out there first. Taz ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3092 "2003-10-20T05:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dctaz \* > \*\*Like Broccoli in my mac and cheese, also add hamburg to it and make a good two pan casserole for dinner. get all them food groups in there then.Taz \*\* _TWO_ pans??? You Cook meals requiring Two pans? Wow! What a gourmet! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3093 "2003-10-20T12:01:35Z")
Peas in your Mac n cheese isn’t strange at all… now my mom’s recipe for Shephard’s pie … that gets me called strange all the time… but I don’t care because it is yummy! From the bottom up: Pound of browned hamburger Can or two of corn mashed potato spaghettios cheese yummy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3094 "2003-10-20T13:21:11Z")
Now THAT is a strange Shepard’s pie! What kind of cheese? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3095 "2003-10-20T13:51:48Z")
We usually use american cheese but you can use whatever you’d like 🙂 All cheese is good! Except for cheese with jalapeno’s or olives or other odd non cheese things inside! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3096 "2003-10-20T13:56:26Z")
Most cheese is good… We have birthday lunches at work about every two months. We had burgers and dogs on the grill last wednesday. The time before that we had tacos. I noticed friday that the cheese from the taco lunch was still in the fridg. THAT’S not good cheese! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3097 "2003-10-20T17:30:35Z")
Good morning folks and Woooo Hoooo! I screwed up Thursday night/Friday morning, and forgot to turn some software back on. Didn’t catch it until this morning. I was dreading the spanking, but it turned out to not be so bad (this was an alarm logger) \ Remove a bunch of techie jargon, and a bunch of other junk\ So I’m pretty happy 🙂 > [@](#): > > Originally quoted by Jaade > You know…you win the lottery and I might be convinced to let you paint and remove chocolate frogs for a number of years. OK. I won the lottery… Well it was a scratch off ticket that was good for two dollars, but officially I did win the lottery. 🙂 > [@](#): > > Originally quoted by > Vanilla > Wyatt: “urp” I can’t believe that it took someone this long to get around to this. I thought about it but decided that it MUST have been done already, and I just missed it. > [@](#): > > Originally by Wyatt > PUTBMFBNLATAIHTT3BTEV Oddly enough I can’t seem to find this acronym anywhere, glad you clarified it for me. I have some really decent bachelor cooking recipes if anyone’s interested, and one important tip for bachelor dishes. If you aren’t going to wash it today then stack it in the sink DRY, do not fill either dish, or sink with water until washing is imminent 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3098 "2003-10-20T17:34:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dctaz \* > \*\*Count me in for the B.A.S.E. jumping off the GG bridge, but gotta fly out there first. > Taz \*\* What with people plunging to their deaths, (the most recent being about 6 months ago) they don’t let people bungee off the GG. Damn interfering city officials. **Wyatt** , is there any place around here that does? None of the bridges, I’m sure. Tanookie, my mom’s recipe is sorta like that…add a can of cream of mushroom soup and minus the spaghettios, and peas instead of corn. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3099 "2003-10-20T17:42:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dctaz \* > \*\*Runs off to check mail account(s) Nothing…comes back pouting and worried that **Jaade’s** e-mail account is eating her mail. > > Taz \*\* 😕 I don’t know why you didn’t get it. I sent it to you from the sbc account, and I am getting and sending emails just fine with everyone else. Maybe you have me blocked? I sent you another one this morning, they aren’t being returned to me…also, I’ll probably be on AIM later today, same screen name as my sbc email. > [@](#): > > **Shotgun Zen** > > I was dreading the spanking :eek: That’s only because it wasn’t from me! I give the _best_ spankings (next to White Ink, of course). > [@](#): > > OK. I won the lottery… Well it was a scratch off ticket that was good for two dollars, but officially I did win the lottery. I’m not exactly what one would call a high maintenence girl and all, but I’m afraid I had something a bit higher in mind… Happy Monday everyone! ~yawns~ I really could have used about 6 more hours of sleep. BTW, I saw the new “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” last night. If you can handle a bit of gore, you’ll be ok. It was pretty scary in some places though, if you actually go into the movie knowing that it’s based on an actual family. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3100 "2003-10-20T17:50:33Z")
geez, **Maureen** - you’re not supposed to care whether they **let** you jump off the bridge. but that kid who slipped through some cracks in the walkway and fell to her death? that was ba-a-a-d. makes me nervous to walk across now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=154) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=156)