# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3141 "2003-10-21T16:44:41Z")
Terrorist Hamsters! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3142 "2003-10-21T17:02:42Z")
Bad hamsters, bad! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3143 "2003-10-21T17:38:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Saw it the first time around. Well, actually when it came out on video, and a group of us all wanted an excuse to turn out the lights and hang real tight to our boyfriends :p. Even at 16, I wasn’t a real big slasher movie fan. \*\* I always have been…probably because I’ve been watching them since I was very young. That’s what happens when your step-brother and sister are much older than you and let you watch whatever they are watching. ~smiles~ > [@](#): > > **Shotgun Zen** > > So you’re saying two dollars isn’t enough to get you to spank me > Guess I’ll have to start REALLY buying lottery tickets. I occasionally do buy tickets (maybe one every couple of months) but I generally think of the lottery as a tax on people that are bad at math. > I’ve never been big on being spanked, I’ve given a few (by request only), but I prefer caresses Caresses work. 😉 The lottery can be that way. A girl that used to work here bought one and won $50, she was excited. My thought was that she’s probably spent that much to get that ticket, tenfold. **Salem** , darlin’…anything special about that weekend? I don’t remember the last time I saw so many winks in one post! > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > Ma’am! #1 Son Dave reporting for duty as Rocky, ma’am! Ah do declare! Why, Ah just _love_ a man in uniform… Regarding dirty houses: Eww, eww…I lived in a boarding house for a month once. The woman who ran in lived in the house as well, and slept on the couch so that she could rent out all of the bedrooms. She washed her hair with Palmolive (yes, the dish detergent), ate the fat I cut off of the chicken I made for my family (out of the trash) and stapled “new” carpet (to her, it was old nasty stuff her son had torn out of his house) to the floor… To this day, I do not walk around barefoot, even in my own home. _Side note_…Do you guys ever seen girls dancing at bars (regular bars!) take their shoes off? EWWWWWWWW…what are they thinking? **Dreamer** , I cleaned a house for my aunt’s sister-in-law once. My stomach would get queasy every time…She liked to bathe her dogs in the tub…she also liked to take baths with those dissolving oil pearls. ~gag~ Oh, and there was the time I found ancient dog poop behind her couch… Wow, time for lunch. ~wrinkles nose~ Suddenly I’m not hungry… ~J ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3144 "2003-10-21T17:51:40Z")
Well, this is better than Slim-Fast! Every time I get hungry today, I’m just going to sign on and read this page. I should be down another 40 pounds in no time at all. Well, maybe another 40 wouldn’t be such a good thing. I’d certainly be thin, however the dead thing might take away from the look a bit. Why is it that kitchen chicken is giving me all sorts of visuals other than the one you intended, **Zen**? I bet I could turn it into a really fun game! 😉 (There’s one just for you!) ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3145 "2003-10-21T18:11:24Z")
LMAO And Imagining **Salem** Trussed up and slowly rotating on a rotisserie. 🙂 That doesn’t sound all that fun to me! Well actually it COULD be fun… ‘specially the basting part 🙂 I’m going to have to give some more thought to kitchen games! **Jaade** I used to work with someone like that also. He was an older guy and let’s just say he wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier. He spent $150 per week on the lottery. He was always convinced he was just one drawing away from retiring… It was actually pretty sad. And note: No mention of gross unappetizing stuff 🆒 (actually thinking ‘bout **Salem** trussed up in the kitchen is working my …er… appetite up 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3146 "2003-10-21T18:22:38Z")
btw… **Zombified dog boys** Anybody wanna join my new band? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3147 "2003-10-21T18:33:31Z")
Hey **White Ink** I thought **Chocolate Nipple Clamps** was your band, Or was that just the opening act? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3148 "2003-10-21T18:42:15Z")
Zombified Dog Boys Wearing Chocolate Nipple Clamps… That’s the ticket 🙂 Oh and I’ve started polluting the web with Livejournal stuff now so I can be cool like Jaade and Simple Dreamer 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3149 "2003-10-21T18:59:57Z")
Linky-link **Tanookie** … please? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3150 "2003-10-21T19:02:19Z")
Tell me about these live journals. \*\*Jaade \*\* was kind enough to send me a link, but I only saw one page. Is it like a journal? Or does it only display a single page? Wha’s up wit this whole LJ thing (Not to distract from Zombified Dog Boys Wearing Chocolate Nipple Clamps or anything) ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3151 "2003-10-21T19:03:09Z")
[http://www.livejournal.com/users/mamatanookie/](http://www.livejournal.com/users/mamatanookie/) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3152 "2003-10-21T19:04:56Z")
Click the www button on my post and it will take you to my LJ (but I haven’t updated since my birthday). ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3153 "2003-10-21T19:13:50Z")
Hope that helps **SGZ** … basically it’s online journaling and you can watch other peoples journals, and there are communities too (which I really know nothing about) and all. 🙂 Some are better than others about updating. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3154 "2003-10-21T19:25:15Z")
Hope that helps **SGZ** … basically it’s online journaling and you can watch other peoples journals, and there are communities too (which I really know nothing about) and all. 🙂 Some are better than others about updating. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3155 "2003-10-21T19:39:58Z")
Ok, the hamsters are having episodes today. I “friended” you **Tanookie**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3156 "2003-10-21T19:56:25Z")
Ok I’ve been checking out the LJ’s (such an educational thread) and I have noticed the hamsters having fits, but what does > [@](#): > > I “friended” you Tanookie. Mean? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3157 "2003-10-21T20:29:50Z")
Wait, wait. I bet I know! I’ll bet you put her on your “friends” list on your LJ. My joy abounds at this new found knowledge! And now dear friends I’m off to deliver my motorcycle to it’s new owner. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3158 "2003-10-21T20:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Wait, wait. I bet I know! I’ll bet you put her on your “friends” list on your LJ. > My joy abounds at this new found knowledge! Very well done. Now the question remains… who else from OMFG will get an LJ? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3159 "2003-10-21T22:48:50Z")
Oh yay! **tanookie** has joined us in LJ!! I’ll be friending you momentarily **tanookie**. I have a few codes available if anyone else wants one. 🙂 **Shotgun Zen** , there’s not really much else I can add about LJ, so I’ll echo **Dreamer** a bit. It’s like an online diary that you can update anytime you’d like, as often as you want. You can make entries friends-only, self only or open for anyone to view. You can friend people, meaning their journals are stored on a special page that you can view anytime you like to keep up with them, and you can join communities. There are several SDMB communities (the board, not the boobies), and also sports, college, fan club type communities. If you have thought of it, someone probably started a community about it. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3160 "2003-10-21T23:14:31Z")
**Jaade** , do you have a link to yours? I’d start one but who’d want to read this: Oct. 21 Went to work. Went home. Oct. 22 Went to work. Went home. Oct. 23 Went to work. Went home. Oct. 24 Went to work. Went home… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=157) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=159)