# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3161 "2003-10-21T23:20:57Z")
What you put in your LJ is up to you. I know some people write what they’ve been up to, some put down thoughs and feelings. Some do quizzes, some do poems or stories. 🙂 BTW, you can post comments to my LJ even if you aren’t registered. You can do it anonymously (just say who you are so I know 😉 ). I’ll try and do better about updating if I know ya’ll are reading. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3162 "2003-10-21T23:27:36Z")
> **[Bubbling to the Top](https://cherrywyne.livejournal.com/)** > > and quickly boiling over.... Like **Dreamer** said, it all depends on what you want to put in there. I have friends that write a lot, and some (like **Dreamer**!) who hardly ever update. And I didn’t think I’d have anything to write about either, til I started… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3163 "2003-10-22T00:12:09Z")
Alright, this sounds like fun, I think I’ll join. If one of you lovely ladies will invite me, I’ll start tonight. You can get the secret code [here.](http://www.livejournal.com/invite/) E-mail it to me, please. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3164 "2003-10-22T00:24:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*Well you see once upon a time I had a room mate, and we were playing kitchen chicken. That’s where you just let everything pile up until someone can’t stand it any more and does the dishes, etc. \*\* Hey! I’ve played that game! Worst part is, I live alone, so I always seem to be on the losing end of the deal! :dubious: > [@](#): > > \*\* … Getting frogs to take pills is easy, gluing them to the flies is the hard part… \*\* :D:D:D _That_ was freakin’ hilarious!! Thank you, **ShotgunZen**!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3165 "2003-10-22T00:26:00Z")
Unbelievable! We’re having a thunderstorm here! On October 21! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3166 "2003-10-22T00:28:00Z")
I’m outta here! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3167 "2003-10-22T00:36:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Alright, this sounds like fun, I think I’ll join. If one of you lovely ladies will invite me, I’ll start tonight. You can get the secret code [here.](http://www.livejournal.com/invite/) E-mail it to me, please. Thanks. \*\* Gotcha! Code sent ~J ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3168 "2003-10-22T00:40:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Unbelievable! We’re having a thunderstorm here! On October 21! \*\* Well, I suggest you not play golf tonight. 😛 Seriously though, I hope it blows over with no trouble for ya, dude. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3169 "2003-10-22T01:00:25Z")
I’m back. It fuzzed the TV a couple times so I thought I better shut down for a bit. Thanks, **Jaade**. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3170 "2003-10-22T01:20:52Z")
:mad: if6was9 is already taken! I like seeing Hendrix fans in the world, but **I’m** if6was9!!! I thought I was unique! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3171 "2003-10-22T02:57:16Z")
My LJ is online! Click on www… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3172 "2003-10-22T03:06:09Z")
…but don’t click on that “link” above… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3173 "2003-10-22T03:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*_poof_ You’re a Real Boy. But watch out when you lie, it may not be your nose that grows now. > > Is it true that Zombie’s are really big stiffs? Maybe I should reconsider poofing **Wyatt** \*\* Oh… _Great!_ Now I’m a _poofter_ … _sigh_ maybe being a Big Stiff was a better deal … _does a Really swishy saunter over to nip a bottle of sarsaparilla out of the ice, wipe it off carefully with a clean lint-free towel, and pour it gently into a nice pre-chilled Judy Garland Collectable Glass_ [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by tanookie \* **I thought the lying was _because_ of the growth of a certain non nose appendage. I didn’t realize they _needed_ to lie to get to that state!** [quote] Uh, oh, she’s on to us!!! Oh, those married gals! > [@](#): > > \*Originally TMI’d by TaNookie \* > Oh and you want to talk disgusting? I just had a baby and not the conventional way! We like to romanticize childbirth but it is gross. Anyway Parallax got the tour of my innards again. “Look a fallopian tube.” “This is an ovary.” They showed him everything I had in there! He watched them separate out and tie and snip said tubes. \*\* Now THAT’s intimacy!!! (Pronounced “Into Me You See” thank you Stan Dale) _pulling a piano out of his pocket and leading in with a really nifty riff… Stomping foot like a classic blues player …_ Ya put tha “F-tube” here, ya see a “F tube” there, ya move around the liver and you give a little stare … ya do tha ‘grab tha baby’ and you hand it off to Mom … that’s what it’s all about! _finishing off with another really mind boggling riff Up and Down the keyboard … {doncha just LOVE cyber land, no practice required to play world-class jazz piano!} and leaping to my feet, swishing my hand Right through the flames of ALL the candles on the candelabra … and swirling my cravat from around my throat in a Flashy move to trail it through the air as I go into my bows…_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*dried frog pills? > > How’d ya get dried frogs to take pills? > > :dubious: \*\* Simple you convince them they are an “instant Prince … just add pills…” The silly things go for it _Every time!_ Not a lot of synapses crackling with connections, those dried froggies… > [@](#): > > \*Originally fantasized by TaNookie \* > \*\* Babies are miracles but I really wish the stork brought them! \*\* Instead of being found under cabbage leafs?? Why? What would you do with all that stork poop? I used to have parakeets … and those little 1 oz balls of fluff had remarkable quantities of character _AND_ poop in them! Now if you think of all the ounces there are to a Stork … I’m not sure you’d get an exponential quantity of personality in them tall birds … but … I still think the cabbage leaf delivery system is WAY better. AND _Ever_ so much more _Neat and Tidy_ … I think picking up your sweet lil’ babe Right out from under your particular cabbage leaf would be _Just Fab-u-lous!!!_ Stunning!!! Rich Green leaf and Pink Baby … the colors … the magic … the moment … the miracle … \*Heaven, heaven-on-earth {hand to cheek … fingers splayed … eyes heavenward … look of bliss …} > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Well, this is better than Slim-Fast! Every time I get hungry today, I’m just going to sign on and read this page. I should be down another 40 pounds in no time at all. Well, maybe another 40 wouldn’t be such a good thing. I’d certainly be thin, however the dead thing might take away from the look a bit. \*\* I dunno … wanna borrow my “Chicks dig for Zombie guys…” T-shirt? … we can just cut out the “chicks” and “guys” and swap them around … little duct tape on the inside … we’ll just add some color with fabric paints … cut here/snip there tie these across … make these into fringe pieces … and _Oh!!! DaaaahLing_!!! You’ll look _Fabulous!!!_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*btw… > > **Zombified dog boys** > > Anybody wanna join my new band? \*\* Hey!!! I’m a ‘Lock’ for This part!!! _Pulls piano out of his pocket and waves it to **White Ink** _ Did ya see that ReMARKable song I did for **TaNookie**??? Now THAT was Music! Annnnd I can play: Comb and Tissue paper, Kazoo, tambourine, And I can Stomp my Foot in time … even though I’m a white guy, I have better rhythm than Al Gore!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\ ***Jaade** , do you have a link to yours? > > I’d start one but who’d want to read this: > > Oct. 21 Went to work. Went home. _Cooked up a Fabulous two pan dinner_ > Oct. 22 Went to work. Went home._Cooked up a Fabulous three step dinner_ > Oct. 23 Went to work. Went home._Cooked up a Fabulous two pan dinner_ > Oct. 24 Went to work. Went home_Cooked up a Fabulous two pan dinner_… \*\* You left out the dramatic parts, the first time! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3174 "2003-10-22T04:37:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’m back. It fuzzed the TV a couple times so I thought I better shut down for a bit. > > Thanks, **Jaade**. \*\* Anytime dearie! **Wyatt** darling, where do you get the energy to be so _FAB-U-LOUS_? I can hardly keep up. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3175 "2003-10-22T04:42:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Wyatt** darling, where do you get the energy to be so _FAB-U-LOUS_? I can hardly keep up. \*\* awwww… thanks, Sugah! looks down to see if she really meant he was keeping it up… why that would be _Soooooo Tacky!!!_ … but … good bait … Now I’m bragging … _chuckle_ ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3176 "2003-10-22T04:49:40Z")
Oh dear, it seems I’ve overpoofed him, so sorry, **Wyatt**. However, it’s kind of appealing in a bizarre sort of way 😃 And you can drape my fabric anytime, sweetie. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3177 "2003-10-22T05:00:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted without previewing probably because the hamsters are so slow they’re actually going backwards tonight by Wyatt \* > [ _Soooooo Tacky!!!_ \*\* Is this what’s known as codelexia? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3178 "2003-10-22T05:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Oh dear, it seems I’ve overpoofed him, so sorry, **Wyatt**. However, it’s kind of appealing in a bizarre sort of way 😃 > > And you can drape my fabric anytime, sweetie. 😉 \*\* Oh _Daaaahling …_ … we’ll just drape some dramatic color here… pull it in a bit there … we simply MUST show off those _Fab-U-lous_ curves … Oh, Honey!!! … Why! I think those are just perking up to _greet_ me! Innnn that _niiiice_??? How Friendly those little smurfs are!!! You’ll just be the Hit of the copy room, in This, dahling! There’ll be No writing going on! Just look how this hugs those sweet curves … those Hips … oh, Sugar, you are SUCH a woman!!! You’ll just _Have_ to get those nude photos to me, just Right Now, Right Now, Right Now!!! so I can do some very personal designs _Just_ for _You!_ Shoot, maybe I’ll even dedicate my next typo just to you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3179 "2003-10-22T05:07:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Is this what’s known as codelexia? \*\* :eek: :eek: I gots Codelexia??? :eek: :eek: Is that one of those CPTD’s Clever Post Transmitted Diseases??? I Knew I should have stuck it out, through those Hygiene classes, inSpite of all those _Wicked_ pictures of armpits and stuffs!! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3180 "2003-10-22T05:08:08Z")
I keep thinking of doing the LJ thing, but I’m not sure I want all my deep thoughts out there online somewhere even if it is _private_. I mean with the amount of deep thoughts I have…heck, it could take up an entire 24th of a page and everything. Well, I might need a little bit more space to contemplate **Zen’s** chicken baster. So if you go to **Jaade’s** or **Tanookie’s** are they all linked through the “friends” thing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=158) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=160)