# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3181 "2003-10-22T05:18:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > You’ll just _Have_ to get those nude photos to me, just Right Now, Right Now, Right Now!!! so I can do some very personal designs _Just_ for _You!_ > > Shoot, maybe I’ll even dedicate my next typo just to you!!! \*\* Maybe I’ll send them to you jigsaw style. That’ll give you something to cut and paste. I’ll even give you a hint. Start at the top, it’ll take you awhile… You are such a dedicated poofy zombie pony-tailed cool and everything but … puppy boy. I think you deserve a little scratch behind those ears and a nice stiff rub. Geez, **Wyatt** , you have had so many incarnations, even Shirley MacLaine can’t keep up with you. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3182 "2003-10-22T05:20:49Z")
:D, ;), 😉 [sub]please place in the appropriate spots above? thank you. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3183 "2003-10-22T11:51:21Z")
> [@](#): > > please place in the appropriate spots above? thank you. Would those be what _you_ deem appropriate or **Wyatt**? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3184 "2003-10-22T11:56:34Z")
_blush_ Um… never mind me, my mind went to a naughty place up there. _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3185 "2003-10-22T14:13:31Z")
OOO! **Dreamer** gettin naughty! I love this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3186 "2003-10-22T14:19:08Z")
Well, my mind frequently goes to those naughty places… I just usually don’t let my fingers type about it. 😃 _blushing still_ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3187 "2003-10-22T14:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Well, my mind frequently goes to those naughty places… I just usually don’t let my fingers type about it. 😃 _blushing still_ \*\* Now if we switch a few nouns around in the above sentance I bet we can get Dreamer to invent a new shade of red just for us? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3188 "2003-10-22T15:16:00Z")
**Tanookie**! _gasp_ _ **blush** _ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3189 "2003-10-22T15:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Is this what’s known as codelexia? \*\* LMFAO, **Salem** , that is too good to pass up. **Wyatt’s** typos and coding _definitely_ deserve a listing in the International Classification of Diseases book. Hm…something…_virulent_ sounding…and, definitely contagious… **Wyattalgia**? No, no, that’s inflammation. **Wyattaxia**? Grammatical errors brought on by contact with **Wyatt** , further caused by lack of oxygen to the (HA) brain? Or would that be **Wyattoxicemia**? This is gonna take some work. Let me think on it. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3190 "2003-10-22T15:45:29Z")
**tanookie,** I can’t believe you posted that and no man here has jumped all over it yet!!! ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3191 "2003-10-22T15:48:18Z")
Thanks everyone for the LJ information. Maybe I’ll attempt that at some future date. Really my life is so boring… Hummm well I DID sell my motorcycle. Sold it to a younger guy named Jasper who was very excited about the European styling… Right… But hey he paid cash 😉 **Salem** Please send me naked jigsaw pictures of you 🙂 Frankly I’d enjoy any pictures of you, jigsaw or not, but why do I have to be naked when I try to put them together? > [@](#): > > Originally quoted by Rocky > > That was freakin’ hilarious!! Thank you, ShotgunZen!!! Wow! Four big grins! Thank You **Rocky** I try. > [@](#): > > Origionally shrieked by Wyatt Oh… Great! Now I’m a poofter … _sigh_ maybe being a Big Stiff was a better deal … _does a Really swishy saunter over to nip a bottle of sarsaparilla out of the ice, wipe it off carefully with a clean lint-free towel, and pour it gently into a nice pre-chilled Judy Garland Collectable Glass_ **Wyatt** Remember Rule number 1,3,5, &7 No Poofters! Bruce! Sorry ‘bout the codelexia, but you know it’s not how you feel, it’s how you look, and Dahling you look Mmmaaaaavelous! \*\*Maureen[b/] Good luck on the disease classification/naming. But do you really think it’s contagious?😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3192 "2003-10-22T15:55:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally quoted by Maureen > tanookie, I can’t believe you posted that and no man here has jumped all over it yet!!! I can’t believe you’re encouraging guys to jump all over **Tanookie** I mean… like we’d need encouragement! as if! 🙂 But she’s still tender… I mean sore… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3193 "2003-10-22T16:16:15Z")
Shucks… I’ve only got 3 more weeks to wait … 3 down and 3 to go 🙂 But I’m not counting or anything 😉 Grandma’s getting both kids that weekend! ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3194 "2003-10-22T16:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > SD Stepped in this one > Well, my mind frequently goes to those naughty places… I just usually don’t let my fingers type about it._blushing still_ and **Maureen & Tanookie** challenged us with this > [@](#): > > Tanookie > Now if we switch a few nouns around in the above sentance I bet we can get Dreamer to invent a new shade of red just for us? > [@](#): > > Maureen > tanookie, I can’t believe you posted that and no man here has jumped all over it yet!!! So here’s three passes at it Well, my fingers still frequently goes to those naughty places…blushing. I just usually don’t mind. let my fingers type about it. Well, my mind still frequently blushing. Let my fingers goes to those naughty places… I just usually don’t type about it. Blushing my fingers frequently goes to those naughty places…Well I just usually let my mind . type about it still ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3195 "2003-10-22T16:40:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*Hummm well I DID sell my motorcycle. Sold it to a younger guy named Jasper > \*\* He didn’t happen to have clogs on did he? (there is a poster/moderator with the screen name **coldfire** , whose real name is Jasper, who is into motorcycles, who may or may not be younger than you since I don’t know your age, and is often called **clogboy** since he lives in Holland and…I think i’ll just leave this as a run-on series of clauses.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* \*\*Maureen[b/]Good luck on the disease classification/naming. But do you really think it’s contagious? > \*\* Bwahahaaha. Now, _that_ was a good one. [sub]oh no[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3196 "2003-10-22T16:47:54Z")
**Maureen** , you’ve got the knowledge, you’ve got the symptoms, can’t wait for the name. I like them all so far! OOh, **tanookie** , three weeks and counting. Should we schedule a Dopefest that night? I mean, we are such a supportive group. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3197 "2003-10-22T17:01:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\* > \*\*Maureen[b/] Good luck on the disease classification/naming. But do you really think it’s contagious?😃 \*\* Welp, THAT sure answered That question!!! It IS a CPTD !!! * * * _Swishes_ over to the bar and carefully nips a bottle of sarsaparilla out of the ice, wipes it neatly with a lint free towel and pours it carefully into a Judy Garland Collectable Glass ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3198 "2003-10-22T17:02:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Shucks… I’ve only got 3 more weeks to wait … 3 down and 3 to go 🙂 > > But I’m not counting or anything 😉 Grandma’s getting both kids that weekend! \*\* _Raises hand, limply, to claim ‘dibs’ on the video rights…_ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3199 "2003-10-22T17:26:39Z")
**Salem,** If you all want to congregate and celebrate that’s fine by me but we will not be in attendance at said festival. And **Wyatt** can lower his limply raised hand as there will be no video of this chick! ‘Davebear Babe’ status not withstanding … there are some things that were not meant to be videotaped! Oh and **Wyatt** sweetie… you’ve used carefully twice in that sig… unacceptable! Find a new adjective… The Thesaurus should become your new friend to be consulted before preview and kept with you at all times! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3200 "2003-10-22T17:35:35Z")
_raises hand_ Ooo- Ooo! I know this one! Entry: carefully Function: adverb Definition: cautiously Synonyms: anxiously, attentively, circumspectly, concernedly, conscientiously, correctly, deliberately, delicately, dependably, discreetly, exactly, faithfully, fastidiously, fully, gingerly, guardedly, heedfully, honorably, in detail, laboriously, meticulously, particularly, precisely, providently, prudently, punctiliously, regardfully, reliably, rigorously, scrupulously, solicitously, thoroughly, thoughtfully, trustily, uprightly, vigilantly, warily, watchfully 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=159) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=161)