# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3241 "2003-10-23T16:39:46Z")
I’ll draw those on the computer for you. 🙂 Hi ho hi ho, it’s back to work I go. See y’all later. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3242 "2003-10-23T16:40:04Z")
_hugs_ dave… this economy does suck! Every quarter we hold our breath that hubby’s company doesn’t lay off everyone and fold. Great product just the economy doesn’t see a lot of businesses totally replacing their phone systems right now _sigh_ Then I get really worried that we were totally retarded to go and have another kid! But things will work themselves out… I have hope 🙂 Anyway here’s to you getting an awesome job that you don’t hate! Maybe one with Casual Fridays so you can wear the PPH to work? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3243 "2003-10-23T16:41:08Z")
_wonders what use the ladders will be put to_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3244 "2003-10-23T16:59:26Z")
It’s from this…you guys check this out and see what you think.[http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html](http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html) 6 and I were debating the validity of the theory. I think that it is obviously written from a guys perspective and I see HUGE holes in it but I do see some basis for truth in some of it. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3245 "2003-10-23T17:25:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally requested by mipiace > will you draw me a fighter pilot? And a biker? And a ladder, no two? OH NO! I just sold my bike… Maybe I could get another, but not until after winter I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3246 "2003-10-23T17:36:22Z")
What kind of bike did you have Zen Why OH NO?? LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3247 "2003-10-23T18:15:35Z")
So, sorella…that linked site is basically a guy who is pissed off at women, himself and the world, all because he can’t get laid, and doesn’t realize it’s because he’s an asshole? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3248 "2003-10-23T18:27:43Z")
**mipiace** OH NO because you were asking for a biker, and now I’m not one. What kind of bike do you prefer? Do you ride yourself? … Hummmm that doesn’t sound like I meant it to… Do you ride motorcycles yourself? 🙂 You know I glanced at the ladder thing. I think I’m with **Maureen** on this one… 'sides I have an elevator! Push the right buttons and you can go to whatever level you like 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3249 "2003-10-23T18:43:43Z")
I don’t have a bike right now but I do have a license. I used to have a bike before I went over seas. Nothing special just a Honday Nighthawk. I like Ducatis, BMWs … saw a lot of those when I was over seas. I have a friend who has a Ducati and he would take me out on Sundays through the mountains in Italy and Austria, I enjoyed that lot. they are pretty cool bikes. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3250 "2003-10-23T19:12:41Z")
**mipiace** I just sold a '81 Yamaha XV920RH. Sort of a european touring look bike. Had a lot of neat features, 920 CC V twin, and very low miles. I bought the bike from a friend who’s wife was making him get rid of it. It never fit me very well though. Thus the low miles. I’m envious of your riding exeriences. This > [@](#): > > I like Ducatis, BMWs … saw a lot of those when I was over seas. I have a friend who has a Ducati and he would take me out on Sundays through the mountains in Italy and Austria, I enjoyed that lot. sounds like something straight out of a Danniel Steel novel. It’s only missing the picnic in the alpine meadow. Oh, and the bodice ripping 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3251 "2003-10-23T19:31:12Z")
**mipiace** I just sold a '81 Yamaha XV920RH. Sort of a european touring look bike. Had a lot of neat features, 920 CC V twin, and very low miles. I bought the bike from a friend who’s wife was making him get rid of it. It never fit me very well though. Thus the low miles. I’m envious of your riding exeriences. This > [@](#): > > I like Ducatis, BMWs … saw a lot of those when I was over seas. I have a friend who has a Ducati and he would take me out on Sundays through the mountains in Italy and Austria, I enjoyed that lot. sounds like something straight out of a Danniel Steel novel. It’s only missing the picnic in the alpine meadow. Oh, and the bodice ripping 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3252 "2003-10-23T19:38:59Z")
Arhg! Got me you evil hamsters! My first ever double post, and in front of **mipiace** no less! I’m SO embarrassed! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3253 "2003-10-23T21:24:54Z")
**D.Bear!!!** That Sucks!!! (and Definitely Not in a Good way!) and after you helped them to drink up all those pitchers of stuff at the company party, and so politely didn’t hit on the boss Or his admin. Asst.!!! Bummer dude!!! (some days I’m so glad I don’t have a boss … ‘cept when I wanna call in and lie about bein’ sick…) New and Better Job, on its Way!!! With QA’s who don’t have to sing their part between the tin man and the lion… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*… missing … the bodice ripping 🙂 \*\* Me Too! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > **… Do you ride yourself? …** _Raises hand to claim ‘dibs’ on the video rights … AND the “you can do this, too” training video sales… we’d sell Millions of that one!!!_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*So, sorella…that linked site is basically a guy who is pissed off at women, himself and the world, all because he can’t get laid, and doesn’t realize it’s because he’s an asshole? \*\* oh… wow… are you telling me that when I can’t get laid, it Could have something to do with me being an asshole??? uh oh … > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…I will just be a groupie. > > I sure did miss you guys. \*\* Welcome back, Mipiace!!! Hot Dang!!! We’ve got us a Groupie!!! Now we’re a Real band!!! so… lemme check … band guys, in bands that have groupies, get laid even if they Are assholes? Right? * * * Sashays over to somberly pluck a steam cleaned bottle of sarsaparilla out of the bottled-water-only ice, and nimbly wipe it clean with one of those fancy new micro-fiber cloths, and pour it reverently into a nicely chilled Judy Garland Collectable glass ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3254 "2003-10-23T21:39:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > so… lemme check … band guys, in bands that have groupies, get laid even if they Are assholes? Right? Yeah I’m pretty sure. Even if they’re drunken drug-crazed assholes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3255 "2003-10-23T21:41:43Z")
Are my eyes deceiving me, or is this thread actually **66 pages long!!!???!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3256 "2003-10-23T21:44:45Z")
they don’t, it is, and welcome to the party. Which is a bit morose, at the moment, but it’ll lighten up presently. Wyatt, puppy, you got mail. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3257 "2003-10-23T21:55:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \Which is a bit morose and putting that in a quote was morose code 🙂 Sorry couldn’t resist So **Davebear** I know it’s early for this, but any thoughts on what you might do? Did they at least give you decent severance? **Wyatt** I can play the radio… And I usta could play the trombone. I like the idea of groupies (specially if **mipiace** is going to be one), but I’m not sure I own enough makeup to have real stage presence… Maybe I could be the first manager. You know the one that gets fired as soon as chocolate nipple clamps hits the big time. Then goes on to badmouth them on behind the music 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3258 "2003-10-23T22:01:04Z")
See, the beauty of the chocolate nipple clamps is that your body heat causes them to slowly melt, slowly lessening the tension until your nipples are merely coated with a ungent of chocolatey goodness. What your partner chooses to do with that mess… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3259 "2003-10-23T22:08:16Z")
**White Ink** …have I told you lately that I love you?? 😃 HOORAY!!! **SGZ** likes puns!! I knew I couldn’t be the only demented…er…intelligent one around here!!! So…lessee… a morose coder would be low key??? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3260 "2003-10-23T22:22:17Z")
Hmmm lets take a trip down memory lane and ponder if Dave will open the bar we discussed about 40 pages ago?! I don’t have any chocolate nipple clamps but I do have some chocolate body paint. We could paint frogs 🙂 I also have glow in the dark body paint… works fairly well as long as you let it dry well enough. Wouldn’t want your messages smudged before your partner got his or her instructions 🙂 Oh and the only instrument I know how to play is the ski… oh you meant ‘musical instrument’ sorry carry on! I can be punny too… I just don’t have any to go with morose code ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=162) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=164)