# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3261 "2003-10-23T22:28:36Z")
**Zen** , don’t forget the best-selling tell-all book! Hot tub parties, nipples clamps, whips, angry rabbits, body shots, SOOO much ammunition here! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3262 "2003-10-23T22:50:35Z")
I think what **Dave** had in mind was what this thread has already turned into, **tanookie.** Spider Robinson would probably love it here… ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3263 "2003-10-23T23:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **White Ink** …have I told you lately that I love you?? 😃 awww schucks… _kicks ground, shuffles, blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3264 "2003-10-24T00:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally prognosticated by Davebear and the handy, stray Ouija Boar_ > **Problem solved! I no longer have a job to hate. I was laid off, this morning. Off course, I hate being unemployed, even more than I hated my job.** Awww, dude. Life is full o’ crazy shite, eh? Sorry to hear it threw you a pile. ☹ Having also been in the position of truly hating a job, and of losing one, I’d be willing to bet that, instead of closing a door, this has opened up doors to better paths. Keep your eyes open. These situations are synchronicity’s playground. Good luck, Dave! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3265 "2003-10-24T02:20:52Z")
((( **DAVE** ))) so sorry dude. hope they did give you good severence. if not, torch the place down. 😉 I was so despondent when I lost my job after 9/11 that it took me almost a year to find a job that was more than jsut a retail gig to get money. won’t bore you all with the detalis of why I hate the ragheads I worked for at the time, but it was not a pretty leaving…I was escorted out of the building I was that mad. hope your job search goes better than mine did. but I did not really have any marketable skills at that time. now I do 🙂 Taz ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3266 "2003-10-24T03:12:39Z")
**Davebear** , I’m sorry to hear about your job! I hope that things work out well for you, I have a funny feeling this might not have been the worst timing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3267 "2003-10-24T04:04:56Z")
good luck **db** and remember that every cloud rains silver bullets. or something like that. **mipiace** i’m with **mo** and **6** – _ladders?_ [sherman potter]horse hockey![/sp] this post is about “bangers” and “M_A_S\*H” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3268 "2003-10-24T04:16:01Z")
Mmmmmm! Silver Bullets! 😛 Call me crazy… You’re crazy! I thought that site made a lot of sense! Sure, he sounded bitter and jaded (no pun…) but his reasoning seemed sound to me. Granted my love history is like nothing any of you have ever imagined… or would WANT to… **dannyv** , what is that bangers and mash thing? I’ve heard of it before, but I’m drawing a blank… PIMF:D ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3269 "2003-10-24T04:33:22Z")
6, you and i are going to have to have a serious discussion about women. Fairly soon. That’s just wrong. Oh. Baners and Mash-the mash is mashed potatoes, although I can’t remember what the other part is…must be freudian 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3270 "2003-10-24T04:51:03Z")
um. and obviously, **Wyattaxemia** is HIGHLY contagious. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3271 "2003-10-24T04:56:48Z")
I thought the “bangers” was sausages… and the gas they produced… **Mo** , dear, e-mail away… I’m ready for battle! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3272 "2003-10-24T04:58:53Z")
bangers are little sausages. bangers and mash(ed potatoes) is sort of like a burger and fries. only in england. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3273 "2003-10-24T05:01:15Z")
ok, **6** - you got there first on the bangers. can this thread be hijacked? if so - **6** do you have an opinion on beautiful people/“if 60’s were 90’s”? i kind of like it. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3274 "2003-10-24T05:22:35Z")
Not quite sure what you mean, **danny** , but in the '60’s “the perfect girl” was STICK thin… like Twiggy… ACK! Nowadays they’re much less of that. I prefer them somewhere in between… I like flat bellies with hip-bones sticking out, but nice big breasts… C cups… btw… NO!!! This thread can not be hijacked… any more than it has already has been… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3275 "2003-10-24T05:30:26Z")
check out the artists The Beatiful People. They did an album called If 60s were 90s. remixed hendrix with a bunch of other stuff (and bb king, IIRC) with the complete blessing of the hendrix estate. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3276 "2003-10-24T05:31:40Z")
[amazon link](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000059GJ0/qid=1066973970/sr=8-1/ref=__1/103-9735380-7227017?v=glance&s=music) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3277 "2003-10-24T05:33:27Z")
OOO! I saw B.B. King live! Kicks Ass for an old man! 😃 I’ll have to check that out! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3278 "2003-10-24T05:37:31Z")
Thanks, **Danny**! You just spent $16+ of my money! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3279 "2003-10-24T06:50:49Z")
Uh oh… not even going to look … Loves Hendrix…in a _Very_-Hetero-masculine-Most-appropriate-music-appreciation-way … ummmmm Halloween is coming … > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*um. and obviously, **Wyattaxemia** is HIGHLY contagious. \*\* _sigh_ _starts to wriggle into his full body condom_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mlerose \* > \*\*Are my eyes deceiving me, or is this thread actually **66 pages long!!!???!!!** \*\* Darlin’ in this thread … _Size matters!_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > > ## quote: > > ## Originally posted by Wyatt so… lemme check … band guys, in bands that have groupies, get laid even if they Are assholes? Right? > > \*\*Yeah I’m pretty sure. Even if they’re drunken drug-crazed assholes! 😃 \*\* Whaaaaa Hooooooooo I’m joinin’ the band!!! Fer Sure!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*See, the beauty of the chocolate nipple clamps is that your body heat causes them to slowly melt, slowly lessening the tension until your nipples are merely coated with a ungent of chocolatey goodness. > > What your partner chooses to do with that mess… \*\* **White Ink** have I mentioned I love your mind??? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3280 "2003-10-24T13:26:53Z")
Okay wait, I don’t think the ladders thing was completely off…only on the premise that women are all after men with money. I definitely have two different"scales/ladders whatever y ou want to call them. Guys who are only friends and guys who have potential as something more. There are other things about that that make some sense to me. It’s written from the perspective of a guy in his mid 20s that is why the language and viewpoint is so immature but I can see some of the stuf fhe is talking about. I love the stuff he was saying about “cuddle bitches” I could use one myself right now! LOL but don’t have anyone willing to go for the blue balls. And I do have a harem of intellectual whores as well 😃 Actually I think a man has a better chance of making the jump to the other ladder from intellectual whore than from cuddle bitch…if I haven’t moved on him already once he’s a cuddle bitch…I’m not going to. And for me, there is most definitely and abyss just qsk any man who has pissed me off for any amount of time how cold and lonely the abyss can be…roughly the equivalent opf Mipiace purgatory… So it isn’t complete and utter bullshit. The only thing that is really off is the money thing. I don’t like dating guys who have a lot more money than I do…I have huge control issues and that sets me up for that unbalanced triangle thing he was talking about…I won’t go there. I have to date guys that make about the same as me, but seeing as how my income has increased over the years, what he said about me dating guys who make more and more money kind of flows too. Dating bad boys? Nah…only for boy toys…maybe a dixie cup kind of fling but not for a relationship. (nothing I’d admit to) so there, those are the confessions of Mipiace…mea culpa mea culpa. Now **White Ink** I am in love with you too. Where do you find these chocolate nipple clamps? I have no one to play with them right now, but I might invest in them for future keeping just in case I find a playmate in the future!! They sure do sound fun! Maybe I’ll meet someone in the groupie pit.:eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=163) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=165)