# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3301 "2003-10-24T19:01:19Z")
**Wyatt** stomps over to the bar dropping a leg in the process. He grabs a sarsaparilla out of the ice but it sticks and instead he leaves his arm behind. Poutily, he limps over to the barkeep and wimpers ‘Pour me a sasparilla, please?’ ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3302 "2003-10-24T19:17:37Z")
Bwahaha, **tanookie**! It’s just a little flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3303 "2003-10-24T19:20:46Z")
Dang … wish that hot-and-sour soup in the fridge would hurry up and get ‘ready’ for the reverse spell… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3304 "2003-10-24T19:22:18Z")
I’m on DSL! I"M on DSL! I keep feeling guilty for tying up the phone line! And I don’t have to!!! A round of sasparillas on me! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3305 "2003-10-24T19:26:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > **mipiace** Great, I’ll bring the bike, and maybe arrange for a picnic in the scenic mountain clearing. Of course you have to promise to wear the perforated leather (for easier bodice ripping) and promise not to break into the [Julie Andrews] The hills are alive with the sound of music[/JA] > Although come to think of it you singing that wearing leathers shot from overhead as you twirl about is rather fetching… LOL Wait a second it’s not about the singing, it’s about you in the leather 🙂 And I appreciate you letting me be the hot guy. > \*\* Yeah you know what a ham I am. I have to admit the first time the guys ever heard that I was a cyclist we were at a farewell dinner and were goign to do some midnight riding afterward so i agreed to bring my cycle stuff and ride along afterward. I did enjoy the shock when I went into the ladies room and came out in black leathers…there was a little jaw dropping…Something striking about a redhead in black leathers. No, I can’t do the Julie Andrews thing…but I have been to the place where it was filmed…does that count? ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3306 "2003-10-24T19:46:33Z")
Hey **Wyatt** Here’s something that’s worked a few times for me. Ususlly I do my typing in a Word document, then cut the text and paste it into the reply window. If I didn’t do that, and the hamsters just die off or something bad happens to the post, I use the back button to take me to the screen where I typed it in. Then copy it and paste it into a word document. Of course having said that I now have no excuse for not posting brilliant stuff. Gosh revealing that wasn’t such a good idea was it? > [@](#): > > mipiace > and came out in black leathers…there was a little jaw dropping…Something striking about a redhead in black leathers. I…uh…um…MMmmmmmmm… ZZZzzzzzzzttttt spspspspspspuuut Jaw hangs open, smoke rolls out of ears, sound of electronics overloading. _POW!!!_ Breaker blows… 5 second pause for auto reset… Would it be possible for me to get a picture of you in your leathers? Or anything else for that matter 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3307 "2003-10-24T20:07:16Z")
I have owed people a photo of my tattoo forever now. I’m terrible about pictures…I just procrastinate. I think there is one of me floating around here somewhere. No, I don’t have one in leathers…or of my tat. But I’ll see if I can e-mail you one. do I get one of you? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3308 "2003-10-24T20:16:22Z")
wow, all this love, just for pioneering a l’il chocolate gizmo. Tell me something, do you think folks would actually _BUY_ chocolate nipple clamps that were sort of like chocolate clothes pins? Dark chocolate can be quite hard, and so it might not break… _please don’t steal my idea_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3309 "2003-10-24T20:27:22Z")
I would! and no, I am not energetic enough to actually make it. “If you build it…they’ll cum…” wait, they were talking about something different weren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3310 "2003-10-24T20:38:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > **wow, all this love, just for pioneering a l’il chocolate gizmo. > Tell me something, do you think folks would actually _BUY_ chocolate nipple clamps that were sort of like chocolate clothes pins? Dark chocolate can be quite hard, and so it might not break…** 😃 What part of “I love you” did you not understand??? HELL YES, I’d buy 'em by the gross!!! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3311 "2003-10-24T20:39:10Z")
Hey speaking of tattoos… now that I’m done with childbearing I was thinking I deserved a tattoo as a reward… now I need to know what to have done… and where… If it weren’t for the stretch marks (see a few pages back for the gory details) I’d get my belly button pierced and then tattoo around it… 🙂 I’d buy chocolate nipple clamps… hell you could always do chocolate coated nipple clamps! Clamps with a little jar of chocolate to make them reusable… Then again I could just chocolate coat my own clamps… 3 more weeks! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3312 "2003-10-24T20:56:23Z")
You could just disguise the stretch marks with the tattoo. A nice vine might be nice… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3313 "2003-10-24T21:00:28Z")
eeee… **tanookie** , I remember that frustration ALL TOO WELL. It got to the point that, when the time limit was finally up, my ex was all but unnecessary…😃 well…almost 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3314 "2003-10-24T21:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Mipiace > \ But I’ll see if I can e-mail you one. do I get one of you? Absotively posilutely. 'course I have a similar problem. I’ll have to look for something to “doctor up” to hot guy status 🙂 **tanookie** Tattoos, If I got one it would be Mighty Mouse. I used to really like Taz until the new Tazamania cartoons came out, and turned him into a total wimp. Trivia— In the original Bugs Bunny cartoon how did Bugs defeat Taz? **Davebear** How does the job front look? I took a casual look, and it’s not to encouraging in this area. (Fingers crossed) Hopefully I won’t be looking, but people are already calling next Friday “Black Friday” 🙂 And with that cheery note I’ll leave you kids alone for the weekend. Oh One more thing **Wyatt** Here’s a serving of hot and sour soup I picked up today at “Wok and GO” (I know it’s only Wok and Go But I like it) \<— That’s actually on their sign. I guarantee that this stuff is over 14 days old. Even though it’s still hot I’m hoping you can make use of it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3315 "2003-10-24T21:14:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*You could just disguise the stretch marks with the tattoo. A nice vine might be nice… \*\* More like a freaking forest across the belly! No thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3316 "2003-10-24T21:41:36Z")
**White Ink** , if you made the clamps out of dark chocolate, I’d buy 'em just to eat 'em! Mmmmmmmmm! Hey here’s an idea for you. Dark chocolate Easter Angry Rabbits. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3317 "2003-10-24T21:49:43Z")
**Dave** Sorry to hear about the layoff (just catching up with the back pages here). Hope things work out for the best for you. Hi **mipiace** , welcome home. Hope things are getting better for you. **Zen** good luck with the job stuff. Hope you’re one of the keepers. Of course they may then expect you to do the work of five at 20% cut salary. Then you can catapult a cow at the building. It’ll be good for morale. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3318 "2003-10-24T21:52:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\ ***White Ink** , if you made the clamps out of dark chocolate, I’d buy 'em just to eat 'em! Mmmmmmmmm! > > Hey here’s an idea for you. Dark chocolate Easter Angry Rabbits. 😛 \*\* What would be the furry part? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3319 "2003-10-24T22:05:01Z")
Aren’t rabbits those “toys” that have a sort of ear that goes in the other direction of the main part that hit you where it counts? Or so I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3320 "2003-10-24T22:23:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*What would be the furry part? \*\* Cotton candy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=167)