# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3341 "2003-10-26T16:46:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > **Only half? The other half just aren’t talking, Dave. 😉** Hmm. Do ya suppose that means they’ve been gagged? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*How’s it going? \*\* I dunno. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > **Dave Is this thread like bureaucracy in any other ways?** Like what? There are no employees, so that leaves out a whole lot of opportunities for evil. And, no customers, which leaves out another whole batch. What did ya have in mind? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Tsk Tsk… you’d think the guys in the OMFG club, especially if they followed over from the SnS Pub would be a bit more ‘adventurous’ 🙂 \*\* I don’t think any of the other guys in this thread were around, back then. And, pain doesn’t arouse me; it angers me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Friday night I played softball (you knew that, right?) and while sliding into second base I managed to relieve my left knee of all of it’s skin. \*\* Ow! ☹ Sorry to hear that. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Bad news: It appears that I have aged \*\* Aged? Aged how? Like a cheddar cheese? Getting sharper and tastier inside, but possibly a little moldy on the outside? Like a fine wine? Getting mellower and more valuable, unless events conspire to turn the wine into vinegar? Or, like a mushroom? Just decaying into a slimy puddle? I think I’m aging like an old car. Possibly an old Ford Fairlane. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3342 "2003-10-27T01:49:42Z")
Aww Dave…if you are an old car, you are a classic babe, like a candy apple red fast back 69 Mustang convertable…you will be okay honey. It just feels rusty right now…Hang in there. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3343 "2003-10-27T03:15:08Z")
A PURPLE fast back 69 Mustang… with leopard skin interior. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3344 "2003-10-27T05:54:13Z")
I managed to relieve my left knee of all of it’s skin. Good news: I won’t have to shave my left knee for a while. Bad news: It appears that I have aged ever so slightly and my body just doesn’t like skinned knees anymore. I hardly slept at all Friday night because the COVERS were touching my leg. Two words for you, Darlin’ LIQUID Bandage … Get it at your local Target store … spray/paint it on … and the scrape is all protected! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3345 "2003-10-27T06:11:14Z")
would you believe :smack: > [@](#): > > - originally posted by Jaade\* > I managed to relieve my left knee of all of it’s skin. > > Good news: I won’t have to shave my left knee for a while. > Bad news: It appears that I have aged ever so slightly and my body just doesn’t like skinned knees anymore. I hardly slept at all Friday night because the COVERS were touching my leg. and “liquid bandage” ya de da de da… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3346 "2003-10-27T06:18:58Z")
alright… I can’t resist… MOM! The covers keep touching me! Make 'em stop! 😃 Sorry, **Jaade** , dear! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3347 "2003-10-27T12:40:58Z")
The worst part about these sorts of things is walking around looking like you’re ten years old. (Or maybe that’s a good thing?) I had more holes in the knees of my jeans as an adult than as a kid. (Oh, get your minds out of the gutter. I mean from chasing around on the floor after the kids. :p) Has anyone else visited **twickster’s** link from [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219440)? Amongst other things, mine said “Your special pain or illness is ardvark.” (they misspelled it, not me!) bwahahaa ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3348 "2003-10-27T16:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Tanookie > Tsk Tsk… you’d think the guys in the OMFG club, especially if they followed over from the SnS Pub would be a bit more ‘adventurous’ You know in a totally electronic and online sort of way, I’m one of the most adventurous people I know 🙂 > [@](#): > > * * * > > ## Originally posted by ShotgunZen Dave Is this thread like bureaucracy in any other ways? > > Like what? There are no employees, so that leaves out a whole lot of opportunities for evil. And, no customers, which leaves out another whole batch. What did ya have in mind? I have NO idea what the heck I was thinking. I posted that while I was working on problems with the time falling back so it was 2:00 am. I think it was about some Dilbertish bureaucracy humor that I can’t even remember in the sober light of day. > [@](#): > > Jaade > I hardly slept at all Friday night because the COVERS were touching my leg. Giggle COVERS touching her leg… **Jaade** Let me be the first to offer to lay in your bed and hold the covers up off of your wounded knee. (hey weren’t there a bunch of OTHER battles waged over this?) Aditional giggling (holes in the knees of **Salem’s** pants) You didn’t think anyone was going to let that by did you? 🙂 And a good Monday to everyone. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3349 "2003-10-27T17:31:46Z")
Trivia answer: Bugs sent away to Tasmania for a female Tasmanian devil who promptly married him and took him back to Tasmania ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3350 "2003-10-27T17:47:32Z")
Are our Califonia people ok? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3351 "2003-10-27T17:48:36Z")
sheesh _California_:smack: ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3352 "2003-10-27T18:43:36Z")
i think we’re mostly in northern ca, **dreamer**. don’t remember anyone being down south. but if i got that wrong anyone, hope you’re all doing ok. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3353 "2003-10-27T19:01:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*The worst part about these sorts of things is walking around looking like you’re ten years old. (Or maybe that’s a good thing?) > I had more holes in the knees of my jeans as an adult than as a kid. \*\* **Monicaaaaaaa!!!** oh … and as to twixter … Your **bolding** are belong to us the dang’d **Wyatt** coding disease IS contagious and Spreading!!! … speaking of scary stuff, I’m embarrassed to say, I went and saw _Scary Movie 3_ … no, wait, I’m not embarrassed to say I went to it, I’m embarrassed to say I laughed all the way through it! … not as embarrassing as admitting that I laughed at the really sick-over-the-top humor in _Something About Mary_ … but embarrassing, none the less … I have a contagious coding/typo disease AND a sick sense of humor! Doctor, is there AnY hope??? (oh, and By The Way… I AM VERY ‘in-that-way’ adventurous, Thank You VerY MucH! ) ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3354 "2003-10-27T19:05:58Z")
don’t worry about it, **dreamer** - we’re all going to learn to pronounce and spell it differently when arnold takes the helm of our sinking ship. **tanookie** - maybe we just don’t clamp and tell. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3355 "2003-10-27T19:17:22Z")
WOW!!! now THAT’s news! They’ve Moved Monday Night Football! From San Diego over to AZ! Amazing! _Raises hand_ I’m in the Northern Part of the state … in one of the Two areas of the state that Didn’t vote for having Arnie being the puppet face in front of the Old School Republicans who wanted control of our State treasury … ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3356 "2003-10-27T19:18:07Z")
Don’t sweat it **Wyatt**! Among other more serious movies, I LOVE sick disgusting childish humor. **Danny** , I got that if 60’s was '90’s in the mail today. I’ve only heard a couple songs yet, but it is AWESOME!!! Thanks for the tip! ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3357 "2003-10-27T19:29:58Z")
glad you liked it **if60s**. always glad to help. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3358 "2003-10-27T20:43:50Z")
Obviously spelling wasn’t one of my strong suits in school… nor geography. I’m so embarassed. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3359 "2003-10-27T22:04:14Z")
Well, **Dreamer** … if it is any help to you, you probably don’t need to worry that your house is in the path of this set of fires … wicked chuckle ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3360 "2003-10-28T00:04:53Z")
_sigh of relief_ Thank goodness **Wyatt** I was getting _soooo_ worried! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=167) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=169)