# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 169

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3361 "2003-10-28T05:38:04Z")

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Yup, not to worry, unless the fires reach San Olathe … or even San Overland Park …  
then you can start being nervous!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3362 "2003-10-28T12:42:55Z")

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If they get as far as San Kansas City I’m outta here!

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3363 "2003-10-28T13:23:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Obviously spelling wasn’t one of my strong suits in school… nor geography. I’m so embarassed. \*\*

Embarassed? In front of _this_ crowd? Oh, **dreamer** , let he who hasn’t erred, cast the first typo! [sub]Put the typo down, **Wyatt.** [/sub]  
I took my father and his woman friend out yesterday for lunch and to help with errands. They are both in their late 70’s and use canes to help with walking. We pulled up to the restaurant and parked and my father said, “Look out everyone. Here comes the Cane Gang.”

😃

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3364 "2003-10-28T14:21:30Z")

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After all we’ve been through together I’d think it would be pretty hard to get embarrassed here!

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3365 "2003-10-28T14:26:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Salem \*  
> **They are both in their late 70’s and use canes to help with walking. We pulled up to the restaurant and parked and my father said, "Look out everyone. Here comes the Cane Gang."**

Your dad sounds like my kind of guy. Is it just me, or is there something ironic about the fact that using a cane makes one able?

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3366 "2003-10-28T14:43:02Z")

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Bwahaha, **Dave**! I’ll have to tell my Dad that one, he’ll love it (and repeat it ad nauseum to everyone he sees!)

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3367 "2003-10-28T14:43:56Z")

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embarassed? that would assume I have some pride left 😉

Oh and we need to have a special party when we hit 69 pages 😉

I think I need to stop punctuating all my sentances in smilies! This is especially true when writing papers for school!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3368 "2003-10-28T14:45:47Z")

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_snicker_ Ok, I’m a little slap-happy from being sleep deprived… but ya’ll are really funny today.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3369 "2003-10-28T14:55:58Z")

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Sleep… I remember sleep fondly… unfortunately there’s no permission to sleep coming up any time soon!

I do hope permission for that other activity I ain’t had in a while is granted at my next check-up though. Certainly would make me cheerier about the aforementioned sleep deprivation. 😉

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3370 "2003-10-28T15:00:37Z")

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Ya know there ARE good things about living in Indiana, we pretty much never have to worry about wild fires. As for mud slides there’s nowhere for it to slide except into the Ohio river. Earthquakes could be a problem, ‘cause we do live on a fault, but it’s mostly just my fault…

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> Salem  
> Embarassed? In front of this crowd? Oh, dreamer, let he who hasn’t erred, cast the first typo! Put the typo down, Wyatt.

Most of my typos are to large to cast easily, but if I HAD to cast them I think I’d use Clint Eastwood, cause they are big and bold, and hard to ignore. (BTW Is it embarrassing to misspell embarrassed? 🙂 that’s why I spell check most of the time 😉

**Salem** Cane gang…he he he

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3371 "2003-10-28T15:04:11Z")

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Aww man! **SGZ**! I was blissfully unaware of that snafu! _hangs head even lower in embarrassment_

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3372 "2003-10-28T15:13:56Z")

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Hee hee! Do y’all know what snafu means?

**S** ituation **n** ormal, **a** ll **f** \*\*\*ed **u** p.

Look Ma! No typos!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3373 "2003-10-28T15:16:48Z")

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Why else do you think I used that, **6**. 😉

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3374 "2003-10-28T15:49:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \*  
> \*\*  
> Most of my typos are to large to cast easily, but if I HAD to cast them I think I’d use Clint Eastwood, cause they are big and bold, and hard to ignore. \*\*

Go ahead, **Zen** , Make my Dya \*\*

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3375 "2003-10-28T16:06:09Z")

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Actually I thunk I’ll cats my typso into the see. These why it’s imported to spiel chuck your massages.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3376 "2003-10-28T16:11:31Z")

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😃 Are ya’ll trying to make me feel better about my horrid spelling skills?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3377 "2003-10-28T16:14:55Z")

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_sigh_… **Wyattaxaphagia** has apparently made the rounds.

Happy Tuesday, everyone!! The sky is hazy, the air quality sucks, but hey, THERE’S BASKETBALL TONIGHT!!! And here’s to the Lakers getting bitch slapped.

**SGZ** , isn’t spiel chucking an olymic event?

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3378 "2003-10-28T16:26:13Z")

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Don’t we have a vaccine for **Wyattaxaphagia** yet?

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3379 "2003-10-28T16:27:18Z")

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[Elvis voice] Well baby, ya know it’s better to have horrid spelling skills than to have horrid smelling spills[/Elvis]

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3380 "2003-10-28T16:29:42Z")

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BTW, ya’ll need to check out my LJ… I went trick-r-treating.

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