# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3421 "2003-10-28T22:13:35Z")
No!!! Not **Maureen** too! I can’t believe you got _Wayttaxaphagia_, **Mo** , I thought you were more careful than that! ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3422 "2003-10-28T22:13:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally drawled by Mipiace > Well dahlin, I spose that depends on which buttons you are pushin’ You’ll definitely be able to tell the difference. MMmmmmmm let me think. OK I’ll start with the pink button 🙂 > [@](#): > > Wyatt > Ohhhhh Nooooo!!! He typo’d the typo about typo-ing a typo!!! It’s true \*\*Wyatt. I know what the problem is but I …Hey! Wait a minute! \*\* 😉 And as for shrinkage… **HA** I’m big where it counts! (tapping temple) I’m a mental giant! 🙂 I’m also assuming you INTENTIONALLY left off the ending quote for **DannyV** right? > [@](#): > > Sprayed by Simple Dreamer > my monitor needs a good cleaning off now before the Mountain Dew gets all sticky. You know if you drink diet it won’t be sticky when it dries. Yet another helpful bachelor hint 🙂 > [@](#): > > Maureen > it looks like about 20% of our revenue just upped and left Starting tomorrow 20% of our salary workforce will up and leave, probably escorted by security if past practice holds true. 🙂 Not to be morbid or anything. You should see the people here. Not pretty. Well except for me of course Hey look! I overcame my shrinkage problem Wait there was never a problem! I’ll miss you. Do you have to start traveling right away? > [@](#): > > Originally quoted by Tanookie > Reins? I think I need a stool and a whip [Sigmund Freud] Now how long haff you had dis need for domination Humm? [/sf] ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3423 "2003-10-28T22:18:19Z")
WOW Sorella, that sucks…so traveling to Ohio…well I guess there are worse places…cold and not all that exciting but hey, I’ve had some fun in Cincinatti belive it or not! {It hink I am catching that spieling bug…achoooo} I hate to see another one of us fall victime to losing 20% of their revenue. Dammit. Well I’ll try and behave while you are gone and not incite the others to riot…I promise to be good!!! {bats eyes innocently} Twick-or-tweeters? holy cow, we have a lot!! We live in a large subdivision and I took my kids out and left my son home but I bought 10 bags of candy last year and ran out in about 1 1/2 hours so we had a lot of kids. My own girls got enough candy to spell their names out. What do you think? Should we have a Halloween party? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3424 "2003-10-28T22:18:32Z")
Psst! We’ve surpassed the Song Title game now. 3422 posts (counting mine here) to thier 3403. _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3425 "2003-10-28T22:21:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Two pops and spooky music and glowing eyes? You are definitely one of the _good_ houses, **Wyatt**. I want to come trick or treatin’ at _your_ house! But do I have to wear my official Wyatt Fan Club outfit? It’s getting a little chilly and I’m afraid I might poke someone’s eye out. > \*\* Whaaaaa Hooooooo!!! Darlin’ Come On DOWN!!! _puts on official OSHA approved eye-protection …_ You come trick-or-treating at my house and you will definitely be a Treat!!! And, darlin, you can get/be as many pieces as you want! Just grab yourself a handful … it might take both hands … * * * Be, all that you imagine you could be … join a chat room … and get smarrrrrmy… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3426 "2003-10-28T22:37:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Already happened, two weeks ago. It’s usually the weekend before Halloween, but now that its in the Cow Palace (which kinda took most of the charm out of it) they had to have it earlier … cause the rodeo is there last weekend and this week. > I usually go, but skipped this year.** Man. See?? A couple of kids, an actual love life, and you forget all about the bacchanalia. I was primed, too. Had a great idea for the ol’ body paint artist. But, as his wife had twins not too long ago, and she’s the one I usually go with, I can understand why I DIDNT EVEN GET A DAMNED PHONE CALL this year. Ah, well. Guess that idea will just have to wait til next year. Along with the pics. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dreamer_ > **No!!! Not Maureen too! I can’t believe you got Wayttaxaphagia, Mo, I thought you were more careful than that!** It’s insidious, I tell ya!! 😛 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SGZ_ > **Starting tomorrow 20% of our salary workforce will up and leave, probably escorted by security if past practice holds true. 🙂 Not to be morbid or anything. You should see the people here. Not pretty. Well except for me of course Hey look! I overcame my shrinkage problem Wait there was never a problem! I’ll miss you. Do you have to start traveling right away?** Doesn’t this wonderful economy just make you want to retch? I’m not sure, really, but it’s likely to be within the next week. And thanks, I’ll miss you too. All of you, very much. But, my email address is posted, and I’ll _always_ reply to that. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3427 "2003-10-28T22:45:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **tanookie** , keep an eye on this mob for me, huh? I’m handing the mama reins over to you. Yeah, just what **tanookie** needs… 10 or 12 more kids… 🙂 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ShotgunZen_ > OK I’ll start with the pink button 🙂 :eek: I’m assuming you mean her cute pink button nose… 😃 > [@](#): > > _Innocently posted by mipiace_ > I promise to be good!!! {bats eyes innocently} [Wayne]Sha! As if![/wayne] > [@](#): > > _whispered by Dreamer_ > Psst! We’ve surpassed the Song Title game now. 3422 posts (counting mine here) to thier 3403. _giggle_ We’ve had about three times as many views all along… Voyeurs! Shame on y’all! Man! Y’all have been busy beavers today… and naughty!!! :salute: I got a Wyattaxaphagia shot a month ago… Ya gotta be ready for the cold and flu season! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3428 "2003-10-28T22:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Reins? I think I need a stool and a whip 😉 \*\* Bwa ha ha ha ha ha … I think you got that right! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Heh. The hard part is keeping **Wyatt** under control. The rest is cake. \*\* {homer} stay under control for caaaaake …{/homer} > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Yikes! Wow, yeah, I could count the number of times our doorbell got rung last year on one hand, so, … \*\* Uh… I’m remembering What you **DaveBearBabes** were talking about doing with that other hand, when you were Typing one handed … but handing out halloween candy??? I hope you kept good track of which hand was for what!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*BTW, **Wyatt** you do get bonus points for the individual pkgs of popcorn… very cool idea. \*\* Yeah! They gots little pictures of **Casper** and the little witch on 'em! Way cute! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3429 "2003-10-28T22:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*It’s true \*\*Wyatt. I know what the problem is but I …Hey! Wait a minute! \*\* 😉 … I’m also assuming you INTENTIONALLY left off the ending quote for **DannyV** right? Uh, **Shotgun** , were ya thinkin’ they named that disease after me … randomly? > [@](#): > > _originally offered by ShotgunHeloise_ > You know if you drink diet it won’t be sticky when it dries. Yet another helpful bachelor hint 🙂 Just gotta LOVE those little hints from ShotgunHeloise! Doncha! (Yes, actually, you do. It’s right here in the rules, look right here … “Ladies, does he have great bachelor living tips and hints? You have love him!” from The Unequivocal Rules of Love, 21873[sup]rd[/sup] edition) > [@](#): > > _Originally cheerfully noted by ShotgunGottaLoveHim_ > Starting tomorrow 20% of our salary workforce will up and leave, probably escorted by security if past practice holds true. 🙂 So, did I get it right? You already found out that you is among the fortunate 80% what am staying, doing the work of the departed, and continuing to get pay checks, right?!? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3430 "2003-10-28T23:11:05Z")
I wonder if the flu shot I got last week will save me from the dreaded typo disease? I don’t mind having the extra kids as long as I wasn’t the one who had to birth the little darlings. Making them is fun, raising them is challenging, birthing them sucks in ways I can only really explain to someone who has been there and done that. \*#%@\*&&#& numb spot. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3431 "2003-10-29T00:24:31Z")
**tanookie** , just so long as the IMPORTANT spots aren’t numb! 🙂 **Wyatt** : “ShotgunHeloise” 😃 You’re too much!!! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3432 "2003-10-29T00:39:20Z")
Just all the space between my navel and the incision. I had just gotten to feeling normal after the last time too _sigh_ It’s not one of the ‘important’ parts but when hubby slides a hand over it the feeling gives me the heebie jeebies! I wonder if the nerves will grow back this time or just give up? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3433 "2003-10-29T00:44:18Z")
man, I _WISH_ I got cute lil goblins & such. However, I live in a very ghetto neighborhood, and I have yet to see costumed munchkins on Halloween for the last 2 years. Not that it matters since I’m going to go party in Saint Crisco, somewhere. I don’t know if I’ll wear the fuzzy wuzzy lamb costume tho. the mask has horrible visibility. Last year someone got bayonetted, I’d like to be able to see something like that coming, and duck, if possible. One of these years I will quit being such a luddite and get a digital camera, and then you may all ogle my fiery red hair and fuzzy wuzzy sheep costumes and other such items of a G-rated nature. **MamaMo** I be missin’ you already! Not that **tanookie** won’t make a fine momma for us, its just that well, she’s got full arms, a full lap, and she won’t have as much love for us… _sniff_ and she’s eastern, and I don’t know how to talk eastern, and uhm… Noooo don’t goooo **attaches self to Mama mo’s leg** Yes, I am an attention slut. But only when I’m all dressed up as something other than the real slim shady, and I don’t have to be the me that isn’t me, the shy white one, y’dig? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3434 "2003-10-29T03:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > **MamaMo** I be missin’ you already! Not that **tanookie** won’t make a fine momma for us, its just that well, she’s got full arms, a full lap, and she won’t have as much love for us… _sniff_ and she’s eastern, and I don’t know how to talk eastern, and uhm… Noooo don’t goooo **attaches self to Mama mo’s leg** Yeah, what she said! We LOVE you, **TaNookie** … but, but, but, its Harrrrd to change mommys!!! Specially when we’re being replaced with a “step-state” … like Ohio!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3435 "2003-10-29T04:18:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > **MamaMo** I be missin’ you already! Not that **tanookie** won’t make a fine momma for us, its just that well, she’s got full arms, a full lap, and she won’t have as much love for us… _sniff_ and she’s eastern, and I don’t know how to talk eastern, and uhm… Noooo don’t goooo **attaches self to Mama mo’s leg** Yeah, what she said! We LOVE you **TaNookie** , I can even speak eastern, but it’s Hard to change Mommys!!! 'Specially when we’re being thrown over for a step-state, 'specially a step-state like Ohio!!!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3436 "2003-10-29T04:26:03Z")
See how hard it is!!! Even the hamsters are in distress!!! ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3437 "2003-10-29T05:13:40Z")
**Momma Mo’** we will miss you. come back soon and bring us all presents 🙂 [Gollum]wes likes us presents[/Gollum] ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3438 "2003-10-29T06:25:35Z")
Presents!!???!?!??!! 😃 😃 😃 We LIKE presents!!! _nod nod nod_ Did I show you my nice rice bowl? 😃 Bye!!! Have a good trip! Come back SOON!!! oh, yeah, you’re not leaving for a week… I forgot… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3439 "2003-10-29T06:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* Just grab yourself a handful … it might take both hands … > \*\* I think I have just the emergency plan ready for the possibility of spillage… Remember, Safety First. **Maureen** , I’m too old to cling to your leg, but if I cleave to your bosom, will you stay? Steps back to wait to see which one of the guys will be the first to offer to take pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3440 "2003-10-29T06:32:02Z")
raises hand to claim the video rights! Cleaving makes SUCH good video!!! There are very few good bosom-cleaving videos out there! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=173)