# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3441 "2003-10-29T06:52:24Z")
[Announcer’s Voice] And the winner is… **Wyatt**! and in just four minutes! Is this man amazing or what?[/announcer’s voice] 😃 Hi **dctaz** , how you doing?! Oh and I have a wonderful Heloise hint. When packing shoes, always pack them upside down on top. Just remember: soles to heaven! ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3442 "2003-10-29T07:00:03Z")
just started this new thread, and wanted all you wonderful folks to be in on the news too. so, we have set the date for the wedding, and here is my [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220178) to announce it. ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3443 "2003-10-29T07:02:59Z")
oh, and doing good **Salem**. sorry for the hijack of this thread (like it hasn’t been taken to Cuba many tiems before) to announce my thread, hopefully this one will last longer than the 2 posts I had in the last one I started. but that was just a rant on a cow-orker. now back to our regularly scheduled hijackings ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3444 "2003-10-29T15:13:03Z")
Wow, did everyone get talked out yesterday? Or is it still too early for everyone? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3445 "2003-10-29T15:21:30Z")
Hey, **Dreamer!**. I’m just doing a drive-by. Got a Halloween party to take my little Power Ranger to and it’s newspaper deadline day so my day’s shot! Hope all’s well with everyone. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3446 "2003-10-29T15:27:17Z")
**Salem** , I don’t want the video rights. I just want to cleave to **Mo** ’s bosom! …or bosom to **Mo** ’s cleavage… **taz** , congrats on the marriage! I guess… I’m a BIG fan of marriage. :rolleyes: Seriously, congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3447 "2003-10-29T15:33:00Z")
Well, I don’t know how much I’ll be around today. My chiro appt was cancelled (chiro is sick), I have tons of laundry to do, I need to clean house since Mom is coming to visit the kids (and me) this weekend, and I have that feel-a-nasty-headache-coming-on feeling. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3448 "2003-10-29T17:47:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\ ***MamaMo** I be missin’ you already! Not that **tanookie** won’t make a fine momma for us, its just that well, she’s got full arms, a full lap, and she won’t have as much love for us… _sniff_ and she’s eastern, and I don’t know how to talk eastern, and uhm… Noooo don’t goooo **attaches self to Mama mo’s leg** \*\* _sigh_…it’ll be okay, sweetie. Like I said, I’ll email you all. And, if you really feel you need me, I’m pretty close. We can go to Sausolito some Sunday, maybe hit Houlahan’s. > [@](#): > > _Originally moaned by Wyatt_ > **Yeah, what she said! We LOVE you, TaNookie … but, but, but, its Harrrrd to change mommys!!!'Specially when we’re being thrown over for a step-state, 'specially a step-state like Ohio!!!** Silly boy. I am NOT moving to Ohio. It’s just a business trip. But, there’s going to be lots of them, if I plan on staying employed. Doesn’t mean I’m not amenable to the odd trip to, say, Berkeley every now and again. As for the hamsters, they’ll probably be much relieved to see the backside of my posts, which are starting to resemble novellas. And, **sorella** , fascinating as Cincinnati may be, I will not have any time to see it. As I will be stuck in _shudder_ Dayton. Innovative Dialysis has several facilities there, oh the joy. Oh, and apparently Toledo, as well. I may faint from the excitement. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by DCTaz_ > **Momma Mo’ we will miss you. come back soon and bring us all presents [Gollum]wes likes us presents[/Gollum]** Taz, honey, I was meaning to ask you…please email me, I’d love to send you a wedding gift. I saw the perfect thing online this morning. > [@](#): > > _Originally propositioned by Salem_ > **Maureen, I’m too old to cling to your leg, but if I cleave to your bosom, will you stay?** Wow. That’s almost persuasive enough to leave my job for :D. Unfortunately, my monsters insist on eating every day and having a roof over their heads. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by 6_ > **Salem, I don’t want the video rights. I just want to cleave to Mo’s bosom! …or bosom to Mo’s cleavage…** Thanks, honey. 😉 It’s occurred to me that, in all the time you’ve been in this thread, I’ve never seen you say an unkind thing to or about anyone. Except yourself. Knock it off, huh? Give yourself a break. **SD** , I hope things get better for you soon. I’ll be thinking about you. **Jaade,** darlin, I’ll email you later. Ditto to you, **rocky**. **Dave** … I think I’ll miss you most of all. Try to stay out of the cold, huh? Love you, dear one. Thanks for everything. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3449 "2003-10-29T17:53:53Z")
Weiredest thing… on the main MPSIMS page it show’s that the last post is by **6** … but **Mo** and I have both posted since. I even did a hard refresh. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3450 "2003-10-29T18:02:10Z")
That happens sometimes… I’ve seen threads in ATMB about it and it is a glitch in the DB … basically hampsters on strike … eventually it rights itself 🙂 _sniff_ I’m … like… **Wyatt**?!?! We love ya and all Tanookie but… I guess that means I don’t have to bake any cookies for this ingrateful bunch? (Not meant to in any way imply that I seriously want to replace the one and only mama **Maureen** who I wish loads of luck in her travels and that she comes back as a regular here really soon!) ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3451 "2003-10-29T18:22:09Z")
So, **Mo** , any idea how long this work travel thing will keep you away from us? ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3452 "2003-10-29T18:42:49Z")
[perk] cookies?? [/perk] mommie, can i have a cookie? pleeease? ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3453 "2003-10-29T18:54:25Z")
**dreamer** you page starter, you! ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3454 "2003-10-29T18:57:36Z")
Just a quick drive by to say apparently I’m in the top 80% of my class. However my office mate (we share a small office) Got the axe. It was excruciating watching him pack his desk. It took about an hour for him to pack and turn his projects over to me. He was crying when he left… Six kids… I need a drink… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3455 "2003-10-29T19:19:36Z")
Ooooo that is tough…a relief you got to stay but hard to watch your friends leave, especially with a family. Glad you survived. Wanna’ cookie? Mama gave me one cuz I am her favorite but don’t tell Wyatt. He never gets one cuz he is always bad. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3456 "2003-10-29T19:51:53Z")
That is rough **SGZ**. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3457 "2003-10-29T21:15:49Z")
It IS rough. Even rougher on the people that have lost their jobs. **Davebear** How are YOU doing? **mipiace** Ya know maybe a cookie WOULD help 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3458 "2003-10-29T21:20:42Z")
If you were in Texas, i’d take you out and be your designated driver tonight and let you tie one on…just drive you around and let you get plowed and tell all of San Antonio how much it sucks…AND I’d bring cookies…sorry dude I’ve been wondering about Dave too. Bet he could use a nice warm cookie. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3459 "2003-10-29T22:20:39Z")
ok, **mama tanookie** looks like you’re not off the cookie baking hook. lots of demand. when should we expect the first batch out of the oven? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3460 "2003-10-29T22:23:01Z")
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