# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3461 "2003-10-29T22:25:01Z")

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:smack: **May** I have some cookie dought?

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3462 "2003-10-29T22:32:16Z")

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mmmmmm cookie  
y’know, if you spread cookie dough between a woman’s legs, you get a cookie cooter.

just sayin…

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3463 "2003-10-29T23:00:35Z")

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OMG!! :eek:

a …  
cookie …  
cooter …  
**OMG!!** :eek:

**White Ink** , babe, I think I’m not gonna be able to stop laughing for days! That was absolutely the most freakin’ hilarious thing I think I’ve seen in this thread in all 70 pages!!!  
😃 😃 **LOL!! 😃 ROTFLMFAO!!** 😃 😃

Thank you, kiddo!! 😃

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3464 "2003-10-30T06:40:53Z")

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move over **Rocky** , I need some floor room to roll around on there too after reading that. good thing I hadn’t jsut taken a swig of drink or I’d be buying a new monitor and keyboard. 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3465 "2003-10-30T09:00:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*_sniff_ I’m … like… **Wyatt**?!?!
> 
> We love ya and all Tanookie but…
> 
> I guess that means I don’t have to bake any cookies for this ingrateful bunch?  
> \*\*

Cookies??? We gets Cookies???[/SIZE] Bye moma Mo, see ya 'round!

ha ha ha ha … love that **TaNookie** Butt!

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*Ooooo that is tough…a relief you got to stay but hard to watch your friends leave, especially with a family. Glad you survived.
> 
> Wanna’ cookie? Mama gave me one cuz I am her favorite but don’t tell Wyatt. He never gets one cuz he is always bad. \*\*

[SIZE=1]Cookie??? wimper …

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Weiredest thing… on the main MPSIMS page it show’s that the last post is by **6** … but **Mo** and I have both posted since. I even did a hard refresh. 😕 \*\*

[Bevis] he hee he hee she said ‘hard’ he hee he hee[/Bevis]

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3466 "2003-10-30T12:45:03Z")

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_giving **Wyatt** the boy-you-about-to-be-in-trouble look_ You sure you didn’t mean “Butthead” instead of “Bevis”? 😉

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**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3467 "2003-10-30T14:35:14Z")

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Ya know I can’t stress enough how important it is to know your Bevis from your Butthead

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3468 "2003-10-30T14:48:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by White Ink \*  
> \*\*mmmmmm cookie  
> y’know, if you spread cookie dough between a woman’s legs, you get a cookie cooter.
> 
> just sayin… \*\*

😃 ROTFL !!! And I thought I had thought of everything!!! I do love your mind **White Ink** That’s why I hang out here. I need to keep up my education some how!!

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> Ya know I can’t stress enough how important it is to know your Bevis from your Butthead

That is **exactly** why Wyatt never gets any Cookies!!

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3469 "2003-10-30T17:09:31Z")

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c o o k i e ? ? ? ? whimper …

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3470 "2003-10-30T17:12:18Z")

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In desperate need of ‘cookie’ (or even cookie cooter) … **Wyatt** frantically trys to tell his Bevis from his Butthead … with both hands …

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3471 "2003-10-30T17:18:56Z")

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I’m being wooshed here right? You all know Beavis is spelled with an A in there …

Oh and if you guys really want cookies you need to email me where I need to snail mail those cookies!!!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3472 "2003-10-30T17:19:22Z")

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So … ya know … like, if a fella, … you know … like, ate a Lot of cookies, … ya know … like, ate a Whole Bunch of cookies, … ya know … like, he was a guy who actually Got cookies … ya know … and, like, he ate a Whole Bunch of cookies, … ya know … and like, for what ever reason … ya know … I don’t know, like maybe they were bean cookies … ya know … and he ate, like, a whole bunch of them … ya know … I mean … ya know … he ate a Lot of those bean cookies … ya know … like, a Whole Lot of those bean cookies … ya know … like with milk and stuff … ya know … and, like, those bean cookies … ya know … like beans … ya know what I mean … they like, gave him gas … ya know … like, gas … ya know … like a whole bunch of gas … ya know … would he be, like, a cookie cutter?  
… ya know …  
just sayin’ …

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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3473 "2003-10-30T17:27:25Z")

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got silk (undies)?

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3474 "2003-10-30T17:33:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*I’m being wooshed here right? You all know Beavis is spelled with an A in there …
> 
> Oh and if you guys really want cookies you need to email me where I need to snail mail those cookies!!!
> 
> 🙂 \*\*

not, ya know, like, bean cookies, though, huh?

**Wyatt** hangs his head in shame to discover he has misspelled Beavis … oh the agony!!! Maybe THAT is why I could’t tell my Bevis from my Butthead!!! But to discover I couldn’t find my **A…**???  
[paranoid whine] and I’m just Sure Everyone duplicated my spelling error Just To Rub It In … and make sure Everyone Noticed \>\>\>I\<\<\< made another Typo … grumble … name a disease after me … grumble … not Myyyyy fault, spell check never even MET Beavis … or his pal … where’s my coffee???[/paranoid whine]  
Better Now!

Cookies!!! Snail Mail _Real_ Cookies!!!  
wishes HE was the kind of person that people wanted to mail cookies to …whimper  
a VERY Manly whimper, to be sure, not some little wimpy whimper or even a gurly whimper, but a very Very UnMistakably Manly whimper … of course … inducing guilt and pity, none-the-less, don’t-cha-know, but, make no mistake, that was a Very Very Very Big Chested Virile Manly whimper! What would be BROAD chested … less there be any confusion about the lovely big chested **D.Bear Babea** having to heave manly whimpers … nooo no … that is Not what we are saying … I’m sure all the big, medium and small chested **D.Bear Babes** heave very ladylike and feminine whimpers, my whimper, however … Oh!!! Look!!! Shiny Thing !!!

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3475 "2003-10-30T17:56:46Z")

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Wyatt sweetie… you’re exactly the kind of person I want to snail mail cookies to!

Just email me where I’m supposed to direct the snails and when I make holiday cookies a batch will find its way to your door!

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3476 "2003-10-30T17:58:00Z")

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Oh and I shouldn’t have to mention this but I will anyway… there will be NO bean cookies! _yuck_

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3477 "2003-10-30T17:58:10Z")

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I’m so glad you liked my joke. all mr dude said was, and I quote, “heh”.

Yay for people who laugh at my jokes!

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3478 "2003-10-30T18:00:38Z")

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Not only can he not tell his Beavis from his Butthead he cannot even find his A with both hands…such a tragedy…poor, poor Wyatt. But stories like these can be avoided for as little as the price of a cup of coffee per day you can adopt a child like Wyatt. Adequate baking supplies can be purchased for his entire village, with luck he may even learn his entire alphabet! You will get monthly progress reports on your child, imagine how proud you will be as you boast to your friends about such milestones as flatulance control! So don’t delay! Call the 800 number on your screen NOW to adopt your very own Wyatt child and save an at risk child from tragedy!!!

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3479 "2003-10-30T18:21:47Z")

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Hmm… I see a progression here from stainless steel shapes intended for shaping baked goods, to a line from american pie regarding the abc’s and cooters sans cookies… but I’m wondering how this will help poor (pimf) **Wyatt** find his A with both hands.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3480 "2003-10-30T20:13:43Z")

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Don’t try to figure out the logic, just send money…QUICK!!

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