# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3481 "2003-10-30T20:22:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*… such a tragedy…poor, poor Wyatt. But stories like these can be avoided for as little as the price of a cup of coffee per day you can adopt a child like Wyatt. \*\* Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Hysterical… I mean …yes, send your donations soon to Poor Poor cool and everything … BUT … Wyatt!!! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3482 "2003-10-30T21:46:17Z")
How about instead of donations, I just agree to help find his **A** , using both hands, of course. 🙂 cookie cooter…bwahahahahaa **white ink** and **Rocky**!, where ya been? Just dropping in to giggle and off you go? Where’s **Dave?** And I just felt the need to mention that right now, as I type, my bra is poking into me and it hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3483 "2003-10-30T21:51:26Z")
[announcer voice] and This page of the thread has been brought to you by the letter: **A** and the numbers: Beavis and Cookie Cooter ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3484 "2003-10-30T21:56:48Z")
Maybe we need to have a cookie booth at Next year’s[Spring Fest](http://www.cooterfest.com/) and we’ll Certainly need to add “Cookie Cooter” to this [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter) Maybe we can sell nose snorkels® in our cookie booth… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3485 "2003-10-30T22:07:41Z")
of course I guess it is important to know that many words have many definitions…[the History of the word??!??](http://www.cooterfest.com/history.htm) ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3486 "2003-10-30T22:09:06Z")
i’ve never heard the term “cooter” before, used the way it has been in this thread. but it certainly brought a line into my head from the Dukes of Hazzard (yes, my yute was misspent). so, now that the visual is mostly set up, here’s a quote-to-be from the SnS companion thread: “cooter, ya got your ears on?” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3487 "2003-10-30T22:30:46Z")
[My Cousin Vinny] Did you say _Yute_? [/mcv] **mipiace** , that was hilarous! I hope you’re not going to get fat and whiny like Sally Struthers tho. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3488 "2003-10-30T22:36:49Z")
**Wyatt** , that Urban Dictionary is cool. I’ll return the favor (NOT exactly work friendly…) [Celebrity Bra Sizes](http://www.movieman.com/bra/) ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3489 "2003-10-30T22:37:17Z")
excuse me, your honor, my _youth_ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3490 "2003-10-30T22:59:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Where’s **Dave?** \*\* Hiding > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*And I just felt the need to mention that right now, as I type, my bra is poking into me and it hurts. \*\* _lucky bra_ Ahem! And…no one’s offered to assist you, in this, your hour of need? Allow me. How may I ease your pain? I _ **love** _ My Cousin Vinny, and the “two yutes” exchange is one of my favorite parts. But, a wasted yute is still better than a wasted Ute. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3491 "2003-10-30T23:08:19Z")
**Salem** , I sympothize… more than that I _feel_ the same pain. 😛 Since Dukes of Hazard was brought up, ladies, which was it for you? Bo or Luke Duke? I swore I was gonna marrie Bo Duke some day… _sigh_ He was so cute! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3492 "2003-10-30T23:14:43Z")
**D.Bear!!!** ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3493 "2003-10-30T23:15:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **db** _ > **But, a wasted yute is still better than a wasted Ute.** depends whether the Ute is wasted on [peyote](http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/ute.htm) or [demon licker](http://www.mja.com.au/public/issues/171_11_061299/allan/allan.html) , don’t it? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **dreamy** _ > **ladies, which was it for you? Bo or Luke Duke?** let me preempt the discussions on the merits of one miss [catherine bach (Warning: contains audio)](http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Alley/5479/) ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3494 "2003-10-30T23:17:40Z")
offers services as ‘poke free’ living bra ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3495 "2003-10-30T23:26:57Z")
Thanks for all the \* support\*, guys and girls… 😛 \*\* Dave\*\*, I think it should be removed. Yes, an emergency bra-ectomy is in order, STAT. Prepare the patient. Is there a doctor in the house? Oh, **Dreamer** , not to show my age, well, maybe just a peek, but The Dukes of Hazzard are after my time. I was going to marry Bobby Sherman when he was on Here Comes the Bride. Or David Cassidy. Actually there were a few before them, in black and white, even. quietly sobbing as I re-bury my lost _yute_. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3496 "2003-10-30T23:28:56Z")
I’ll play the part of the ‘clamps’ !!! Holding the delicated breast tissue in place, while the bra is ectomied! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3497 "2003-10-30T23:31:54Z")
“Well, No, actually, I’m Not a medical clamp, but I play one, on the internet …” ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3498 "2003-10-30T23:34:38Z")
delicated???:smack: :smack: Sheesh! I just got to distracted, studying my future work site! Try delicate !!! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3499 "2003-10-30T23:55:29Z")
[Hal]Daisy. Daisy…[/hal] 😃 David Cassidy?!?!!! **Salem** , you’re as old as… me. 🙂 btw, you’d be a lot more comfy if you’d just ditch the bra. FREE THE TWINS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3500 "2003-10-30T23:58:14Z")
I remember David Cassidy… but I was terribly young. _snicker_ I also had a thing for Ricky Schroder when he was on Silver Spoons. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=174) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=176)