# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3501 "2003-10-31T00:17:20Z")
Oh that **Wyatt** , he’s such a delicated clamp… 😛 Do I hear the sound of chocolate melting? Ricky Shroeder, **dreamer** , why he’s young enough to be my…little brother. I’d ditch the bra, **if6** but it’s got one more job to do tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3502 "2003-10-31T00:21:08Z")
One more job? Other than lift and support… Hmm… Guess **Salem** ’s not shouting “Free at at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, they’re free at last!” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3503 "2003-10-31T00:29:13Z")
😕 Let’s see… the “job” could be lifting and separating… if it’s a really sexy, lacy red job, it could be to turn on the SO/hubby… other than that I can’t see any purpose… double-barrel sling-shot? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3504 "2003-10-31T01:26:53Z")
I likes Shaun myself _sigh_ I found the old LP cleaning the basement. It was in the box o’ yute that I can’t bear to part with. And I have a bra story for you. When I was giving birth to the girl child I dutifully changed into hospital wear but left on my bra. Some time after they hooked me up to all the IV’s and stuff (the point of no return … no way to take said bra off) One of the wires slipped it’s moorings and spent the next few hours poking me in the ribs. Fast forward to Emergency C Section time. They wheel me into the OR and rip off the jhonny to discover said contraband bra still attached. So there I am paralyzed from the arms down and almost naked except for the rogue bra. One male nurse is trying to unhook the bra while the rest of the nurses harangue him for his lack of skills. I’m laughing myself silly and trying to get them to just cut the traitorous bra off. Aaah the glamor of childbirth. ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3505 "2003-10-31T02:05:36Z")
Gee, a male nurse who had trouble getting a bra off a woman, who’d a thunk it. and thougth it will ruin the immage of me here, but then you all read my other thread, I gotta go with the young Ricky too. the older one (rick) did nothing for me the short time he was on that cop show. but at least I can help women remove their restraining devices 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3506 "2003-10-31T02:11:48Z")
My sisters liked Donnie and Little Jimmy Osmond… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3507 "2003-10-31T04:01:23Z")
My sister (who’s older than me) had a **huge** crush on Donnie Osmond. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3508 "2003-10-31T05:05:28Z")
Free at last! Free at last! Aaaaaaaah. My bra’s work here is done. I think it held up fairly well under the pressure. And yes, that’s all I’m saying. 😃 Dontcha just love a good mystery? _ **confession** _ A friend of mine and I went to see **David Cassidy** a couple of years ago. She made me go! I swear it! [sub]We had a blast[/sub] She forced me into it! It was all her fault. [sub] He’s still wicked cute, too. [/sub] And it was 99% middle-aged women and many still screaming and throwing themselves at him. [sub] Don’t worry, I wasn’t hurt too badly. [/sub] It was pretty pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3509 "2003-10-31T05:08:24Z")
[Woo Hoo!!! We’re famous!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4174886#post4174886) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3510 "2003-10-31T05:11:24Z")
**Salem** , since we’ve been talking about it all night… can ya at least describe the brassiere in question? Huh? Please? Pretty please with cleavage on top? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3511 "2003-10-31T05:12:41Z")
**SUGAR** on top… is ABSOLUTELY what I meant… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3512 "2003-10-31T06:11:24Z")
Cleavage/Sugar, it was close. I can see how you got them mixed up. 😃 It’ really nothing too special, **6** , just a bronze, well-fitted one. What was in it was more the point you could say. 😃 (Oh, it’s nowhere near as bad as I’m making it sound. At least I don’t think it was. The jury’s still out on that. ) _watching **6** crumble under the weight of the mystery and suspense with just a touch of an evil grin on my face_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3513 "2003-10-31T06:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > **What was in it was more the point you could say. 😃** cite? Please? Pics… I won’t show 'em to anyone else… I PROMISE!!! Please? I’ll beg if you want… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3514 "2003-10-31T06:50:16Z")
Eew, eew, eew! Help! I was just sitting here minding my own business and I felt something on my neck and I grabbed at it and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it was a big huge massive spider or something which jumped out of my hands and ran across my keyboard and God knows where it is now. It’s probably stalking me from under the desk. eeeew eeew iiiiiick I hate crawly things. Hate them hate them hate them It was as big as a freakin dog. Maybe even a miniature horse. But with more legs and it craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawled and I touched it and it was on me and eeeeeeeeeeeeeew I need a shower or something. Someone please hold me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww Please note, I am not usually a big baby about very many things, but **spiders** … _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3515 "2003-10-31T07:15:18Z")
**Salem** , dear, I’m with you on spiders! I’ll hold you, hon! If you think it won’t come back… EEEEEEE spiders! Crawl into my arms, dear. EWWW!! What was that? Did you see that??? _shakes head_ **Salem** , honey, come here! We’ll get thru this together! ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3516 "2003-10-31T12:46:55Z")
Gotta agree with you both on the spiders. not as bad as some of my friends, but the do creep me out. them, and the big huge mutant rats we have around DC. they are as big as some of those miniture dogs or a cat. and they will come very close to humans, they are nto afraid at all. On a different note, It struck me that some people might think that the title of this thread, OMFG (LOOOOONG) describes the thread as well as the first post. Just an observation ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3517 "2003-10-31T13:57:48Z")
**dctaz** I said something to the hubby along those same lines last weekend! He gave up reading about page 8 and is surprised when I tell him about stuff and it’s still from _that thread_ 🙂 Ok I read **Salem’s** story and _I_ need a shower now. Tonight we take the munchkins trick or treating in Grandma’s neighborhood! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3518 "2003-10-31T14:01:55Z")
Oh, **taz** , \* rats\*. Not sure I like them any better than spiders, but at least they don’t randomly fall from the sky and attack your neck viciously with their hairy little legs and … stopping now. But **6** it was all your fault! I went outside to check out the Northern Lights and I’m SURE that’s where the little creepy crawler came from. 😃 So what’s everyone doing for Halloween tonight? I’m taking the kidlets out. One Power Ranger and one Vampiress, complete with flowing dress and dripping fangs. She’s a charmer, that one. So **Wyatt** , given the time zone thing, I figure I can tuck the kids in and still be at your house in plenty of time to get my treat…you know, the cool bag of microwave popcorn. You were going to save one for me, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3519 "2003-10-31T14:13:23Z")
**Salem** , sorry about the spider but it’s not my fault! Things move inside when it starts to get cold out. My one cat has a field day with mice this time of year… Did ya see any lights? They were SOOOO cool! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3520 "2003-10-31T14:31:55Z")
NO, not a one. I think it was too late by the time I read your post. Bummer. It was a beautiful night for it, too. Crisp and clear. And from what I was reading, tonight will be too late. ☹ But it’s supposed to be clear and dry and warm (55-60!)tonight for the trick or treaters which is a very good thing. I hate the cold, rainy ones and we’ve had plenty of those. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=175) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=177)