# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3581 "2003-11-04T03:51:47Z")

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welcome **I** hope it will be as painless as a visit to the candy store…

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3582 "2003-11-04T03:57:43Z")

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**WELCOME IvaHD!!!** Cool name! I have two HDs… It’s so nice to have a new poster show up who isn’t screaming “this thread must die!” 🙂

“Letting [your] voyeuristic tendencies run amuck” is kinda what this thread is all about! Are you a girl? Are you hot? What’s your bra size?

Sorry, I don’t mean to scare you! 🙂 Welcome!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3583 "2003-11-04T04:01:45Z")

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Happy early birthday Frosty. 🙂 Hope you have many many more. Any birthday wishes you care to share?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3584 "2003-11-04T04:02:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by IvaHD \*  
> \*\* makes my 30th coming up in a few months pretty much painless 🙂 \*\*

Hey, **Iva.** Welcome to the madhouse. Don’t stress your 30’s too much. In fact, I’m liking them a _lot_ better than I liked my 20’s. Trust me, there’s plenty of reasons. Which we have probably, at some point, discussed in this very thread.

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> _Originally bemoaned by Soul Frost_  
> **Well, since you dragged it outta me… I’ll be 36 when I wake up in the morning. If I wake up in the morning.**

Happy Birthday! A little early, but it’s almost midnight over there. I’ll just, um…let our **dream girl** take care of your present.

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> _Originally posted by #1 son rocky_  
> **MOMMY!!! Hey, Mo! Great to see you!**

Hi, sweetie. Good to see you, too. Thought of you when I went to the Metreon this weekend.

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> _Originally enthused by 6_  
> **You’re the BEST, Mo!**

Awwwww, **6**. You only say that 'cause it’s true. Seriously; I’ve always gone for older guys. I have yet to be disappointed. Scared a couple of times, but _never_ disappointed.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3585 "2003-11-04T04:05:28Z")

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I totally read thru that… Happy (45 minutes early) Birthday, **Frosty**!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3586 "2003-11-04T04:09:00Z")

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Wow, we brought out a lurker that’s only posted 3 other times and has been registered for over 3 years! Welcome **IvaHD**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3587 "2003-11-04T04:10:30Z")

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> _Originally posted by **dannyv** _  
> welcome I hope it will be as painless as a visit to the candy store…

Thanks, I expect it will

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> _Originally posted by **if6was9** _  
> **WELCOME IvaHD!!!** Cool name! I have two HDs… It’s so nice to have a new poster show up who isn’t screaming “this thread must die!” 🙂
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> “Letting [your] voyeuristic tendencies run amuck” is kinda what this thread is all about! Are you a girl? Are you hot? What’s your bra size?

Ok, chalk up another belly laugh.  
I have 3 HD, not including my name, so there.

In answer to your questions  
yes.  
depends on who you ask.  
not that easy, but I will give you: bigger then a babies arm, smaller then a mack truck.

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> Sorry, I don’t mean to scare you! 🙂 Welcome!

So much harder then that to scare me :D.  
**Maureen** , thanks as well for the welcome. To tired to quote anymore, must go to bed. I hope you have some fun in ohio. I went to college there. There are some pretty spots, if you like to sit on a hill and watch cattle graze . . .

night kids!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3588 "2003-11-04T04:11:29Z")

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😃 But like Whoopie Goldberg said… Women say that they love old guys, they take their time with a woman… I [Whoopie] say who wants to f\*\*\* an old guy for a long time?

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3589 "2003-11-04T04:16:57Z")

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^^^ That was meant for **Mo** …

vvvThis is meant for… well just read…

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> \*Originally posted by IvaHD \*  
> **bigger then a babies arm, smaller then a mack truck.**

OOO! “C’s!” My favorite!!!

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3590 "2003-11-04T04:18:30Z")

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> makes my 30th coming up in a few months pretty much painless

**IvaHD** … don’t sweat 30 too much. I worried about turning the BIG THREE OH for all of about 5 minutes, and I’ve never missed being a 20-something.

And welcome to the Dope!

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> Happy early birthday Frosty. Hope you have many many more. Any birthday wishes you care to share?

**Dreamy** … share? Thought you’d never ask, Darlin’! For you to get over that nasty ear infection on my birthday is my wish. Well, that and a date with Bernadette Peters…

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> Happy Birthday! A little early, but it’s almost midnight over there. I’ll just, um…let our dream girl take care of your present.

**Maureen** … 😃 Mind reader.

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> I totally read thru that… Happy (45 minutes early) Birthday, Frosty!

Why, thank ya, **6**!  
Nighty night-- another 12-hour-and-45-minute-day tomorrow. Hey, y’all reckon that if I called in sick tomorrow, they’d see right through it?

-David

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3591 "2003-11-04T04:25:37Z")

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Tell them what **6** does… _cough_ he’s sick. 😉

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3592 "2003-11-04T04:50:49Z")

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I’m outta sick days… ☹ 😛

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3593 "2003-11-04T05:24:40Z")

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**Frosty** , let me bet the first to wish you happy B Day on the day! (s\*\*ks being up this late, but had to work the overnight shift tonight).

welcome, **IvaHD**. welcome to the wackiest place on the boards 🙂

sorry for not posting this weekend, but it was plain crazy. went out to Georgetown for haloween ngiht. they had the main street blocked off, and everyone was out walkign aorund in costume. we wore the Ghostbuster outfits fromt the party on the 25th. actual flight suits, and Dan made proton packs for us (pics as soon as they get scanned). got lots of “ghostbuster” screams and calls. also got interviewed by the local toal radio station. went home early cuz I had to work on saturday. thne that ngiht had a friend’s all saints day party, and a housewarming party to go to. then back up sunday to work again.

now finally have time to check in here, and update the journals.

Taz.

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3594 "2003-11-04T06:47:22Z")

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Bah. You’re all youngsters. Why back in MY day…huh? What day is it?  
If it’s Tuesday, it must be toast. And **Frosty’s** b-day! Merry Christmas!  
It gets so much easier as you age. Then they just think it’s senility. And they let you hide your own Easter eggs.

I’m old. Apparently. But not quite as old as a certain person who shall remain nameless but happens to be the OP. I’m _choke_ _cough_ 44_wheeze_.  
Where’s **Wyatt** so I can breathe heavily. That’ll cover up the age thing.

Actually, I’m not embarassed by my age. I’m proud I’ve made it this far and have done a lot of cool things along the way and right now I’m at the beginning of a new phase of life and I’m looking forward to doing a lot more living. And I hardly have any gray hair. HA. Take that Mother Nature! So I guess I’m doing ok for an old lady. 😛

**Mo!** , hope you get to check in more often than not! And you wouldn’t believe how the week went from the peegreen sweater incident. Not particularly up, I’ll tell ya. Well, not all of it’s been bad and it could always be worse, so I’ll just be grateful for the good things.  
Great to see eveyone checking in! It gets quiet around here on the weekends!  
And welcome to **IvaHD**! It’s great you felt comfortable joining in and I hope you stick around to add to the fun.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3595 "2003-11-04T06:58:20Z")

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Woo Hoo! I’m not the oldest! I’m sorry **Salem** dear! And you don’t look a day over 30! 😉 Really! No, REALLY! I mean it! I’m not embarrassed about my age either! I wish for once I would ACT my age! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3596 "2003-11-04T10:58:15Z")

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oops, forgot to mention the age thing…34 jsut a few short months ago (virgo)  
as to the crush thingy, well, Farah and Rick Springfield.

taz

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3597 "2003-11-04T14:13:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dctaz \*  
> \*\*oops, forgot to mention the age thing…34 jsut a few short months ago (virgo)  
> as to the crush thingy, well, Farah and Rick Springfield.
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> taz \*\*

You’re a Virgo? Me too! When is your birthday?

Speaking of Birthday’s, Happy Birthday \*\*Frosty!! \*\*

And **IvaHD** I would not trade 30 something for for 20 anything ever. My thirties have been berry berry good to me. at this rate I am not dreading my forties at all.

**ZEN!!!** You are 39 and a geezer!!! I oughttta kick yer ass for that comment. You are only 3 years older than me and I am no where near the geriatric set baby. I still turn heads of men half my age so I am nowhere close to being ready for geritol and shuffle board.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3598 "2003-11-04T14:32:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> **I still turn heads of men half my age…**

I’ll bet! 😉

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3599 "2003-11-04T15:06:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by if6was9 \*  
> \*\*I’ll bet! 😉 \*\*

Are you being sarcastic little boy? I’ll take you down to 6th street and show you how I can turn some young boys heads!!

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3600 "2003-11-04T15:24:32Z")

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Hey I just noticed something…Soul Frost’s name is David?  
AAARrrrggghhhhhh Run for your life!!! They Are everywhere!!!

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