# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3621 "2003-11-04T23:30:12Z")
OOO! I like **I** a bunch! Can I ask you a question, dear? How do you join the SDMB and not become addicted to posting? **Zen** , ShotgunZen is really the name of speaker cables? **Mo** , sorry you had a bad day. Glad you got that off your lovely chest. OK, I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure it’s lovely! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3622 "2003-11-05T00:05:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > **I can not believe none of you touched this.** ooooohhh, nice! Not letting comments ripe for wordplay slip through the cracks. **IvaHD** , you’re gonna fit in just fine here! 😃 **WELCOME!!** > [@](#): > > \*\*Thanks for all the welcomes. You all are really some of the friendliest folks I have ever come across, it is a real treat. > \*\* Be careful. Some of us get even friendlier. 😉 **Mama Mo** , dear, so sorry to hear you had such a shite-infested day. ☹ You know what you need? You need a beer. No, wait. You need a six-pack. Tell ya what. I’ll drink one for you and you’ll feel all better. 😛 Oh, and **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOULFROST!!** ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3623 "2003-11-05T00:55:48Z")
Ah, 'sokay, guys. Nothing a nice glass or two of merlot can’t fix… and is in the process of fixing as we speak. And I agree with you both completely. We need to keep **Iva** around. She’s obviously a woman of rare good taste and intelligence. And I’d say that even if she _didn’t_ agree with me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3624 "2003-11-05T01:44:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*OOO! I like **I** a bunch! Can I ask you a question, dear? How do you join the SDMB and not become addicted to posting? posting is addictive??? huh what? That is all, carry on. Hi Iva. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3625 "2003-11-05T01:46:37Z")
oh crap. First coding error, ever! It looks like Wyatt was at my keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3626 "2003-11-05T02:03:24Z")
While we’re sharing garbage days let me share mine since you all are such sweeties 🙂 I had my 6 week post partum today and they found something they didn’t like in my breast exam so I get to schedule myself my very first mammogram tomorrow. Not what I expected to hear in the least ☹ I went in looking for permission for nookie dag nabit! So now while I am reasonably certain this is all going to be for nothing I get to fret for a few weeks. I think all this has definitely earned me a tattoo… I’ve been thinking Rich Uncle Pennybags would be fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3627 "2003-11-05T02:07:35Z")
:sigh:…another resurgence of Wyattaxaphagia. Thought we’d wiped it out. On the other hand…YAY!! **White Ink** and **Jaade** are here!!! And **Wyatt** , even. Where YOU been the last couple days, pupp…er…zom…er…you? This is the quietest you’ve been since page, uh 4? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3628 "2003-11-05T02:15:43Z")
**Tanookie** , if you want to email me about the mamo feel free. I had my first done a smidge over a year ago because of a suspicious lump. Turned out to be nothing serious (IIRC 90% of lumps are nothing to fret about). Had mine (the lump) drained (not bad either). ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3629 "2003-11-05T02:16:43Z")
**{{{{{tanookie}}}}}**. Don’t worry, hon. It’ll be ok. It’s probably nothing more than an enlarged gland, but better safe than sorry. Let us know how it goes. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3630 "2003-11-05T02:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*posting is addictive??? huh what? > > That is all, carry on. > > Hi Iva. \*\* See my registered date… see my post count… I’m pretty obsessive-compulsive anyaway, but JEEZ! {{{{{{{ **nookie** }}}}}}} Hope everything turns out alright for you, dear! ---
**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3631 "2003-11-05T02:47:05Z")
**Tanookie** , I am so sorry. (That is much less cool, then being told you can schtoop the hubbie again.) If you are willing to take a hug from a new friend **{{{{tanookie}}}}** I will put all the energy I can send into making this turn out to be nothing (which I am sure it is). It is probably just a fibroid, (which are completely benign and very common). The fact that at 30 you have had 2 kids works in your favor here. (The statistics on BC go up the longer one waits to have children if memory serves). > [@](#): > > I think all this has definitely earned me a tattoo… I’ve been thinking Rich Uncle Pennybags would be fitting. Tattoos are always a good idea. If you need an artist and are willing to travel to Maine may I suggest [Chris Dingwell.](http://www.sanctuarytattoo.com/) He did my larger piece, and is the best tattoo artist I have ever seen. I have a number of friends with his work somewhere on there bodies. Hi **White Ink**. **6** For the most part I can not handle the lackadaisical hamsters. To many times it takes minutes to get a new page up, so I get frustrated. > [@](#): > > _from Maureen_ > And I agree with you both completely. We need to keep Iva around. She’s obviously a woman of rare good taste and intelligence. And I’d say that even if she didn’t agree with me. 😃 Thank you, I am flattered. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3632 "2003-11-05T02:56:47Z")
Thanks, everyone! Best wishes, **tanookie** , for good health, nookie rights, and a bitchin’ tattoo. -David ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3633 "2003-11-05T03:02:37Z")
**tanookie** , hon, I’ll be sending good thoughts and vibes your way, dear. And you really should solicit ideas for the tattoo from the gang here. I’m sure we’ve got some quality tattoos for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3634 "2003-11-05T03:09:22Z")
Yeah… speaking of tatoos… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > **He did my larger piece, and is the best tattoo artist I have ever seen. I have a number of friends with his work somewhere on there bodies.** Pics??? And btw, I STILL haven’t seen any pics of the parrot! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3635 "2003-11-05T03:13:34Z")
Thanks guys… I’m off to bed right now but I will get back to you in the morning 🙂 Oh and I tried to solicit ideas pages ago for my tattoo… the best they came up with was vines over stretch marks! I wonder if some very tattooed friends of mine who live in maine have some of his stuff! Thanks Iva! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3636 "2003-11-05T05:07:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*PS. Wahdda youse guys think of this as a sig? \*\* Clearly, the first time you posted it, it would have been Perfect … for **WhiteInk** … just sayin’ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*oh crap. First coding error, ever! It looks like Wyatt was at my keyboard! \*\* [i] **Hey** [\b], [Q] **Hey** [\R], [N] **Hey** [\X] Now!!! _sigh_ labeled forever… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > \*\*Personally, I prefer to roast the marshmallow over the stove with a fork, but then again I do not have a microwave. (Word to the wise, if you are using this technique no plastic forks, and use a pot holder) > > And what is wrong with that?!? > > I can not believe none of you touched this. > Thanks for all the welcomes. You all are really some of the friendliest folks I have ever come across, it is a real treat. > > Happy Birthday **SoulFrost**!!! > > HD; I took to mean Hard drives, and yes I have three (low grade computer geek, and proud). If you are talking healthy delusions, well I have a good deal more then 3 (unhealthy delusions and I am sure the count goes up exponentially). > > In all truth, I am not sweating the 30 thing, but thanks for the words of encouragement just the same. > > **Maureen** Amen sister! They keep reforming it in the wrong direction! > > later kids, must get home > -I > > PS guys in their 40’s are sexy, anyone says different is lying. > Women in their 40’s; even sexier! \*\* Hints from Heli-HardDrive … and … Ummmm … naughty mind … seXy girl … and a geek!!! A seXy naughty-minded girl-geek? I think it might be true love!!! But, but, but, but, MOST importantly, **TaNookie**?!?!?! I’m absolutely certain the oddity in your breast will be nothing that threatens the health of those much worshiped bundles of sweetness … but, but, but, Did You, or Did You NOT get permission … well … Ta … Nookie??? Hummmmmm??? Inquiring minds want to know! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3637 "2003-11-05T15:00:36Z")
**Dreamer**? I thought **Dreamer** was supposed to be the first to post every morning. Surely I can’t be the first one awake this morning! You are the first! And don’t call me Shirley! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3638 "2003-11-05T15:04:04Z")
Hey, thanks for waking me up Shirley! Shhhh, everyone else is still sleeping…we all slept in after that great orgy. What…? You didn’t get the invitation? Uh…um, yeah well, musta been lost in the mail. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3639 "2003-11-05T15:09:55Z")
You might be the first to post, but I’ve been up for going on 4 hours 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3640 "2003-11-05T15:13:06Z")
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