# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3661 "2003-11-05T21:13:16Z")
\*Dear Sony, Thank you so much for my new lo-light no-flash camera. It works great! Give my thanks to the design engineers! yours appreciatively, Wyatt\* ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3662 "2003-11-05T21:15:02Z")
ponders permission Ta … after Weeks of Naw … and put it off over technical difficulties??? Gracious! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3663 "2003-11-05T22:21:54Z")
Now **Wyatt** It’s not like we haven’t been creative over these past months… The only thing they disallow is penetration… On a more serious note to answer **Maureen** since the evil bastard hamsters ate my last _three_ replies! The nurse did my initial exam and didnt like a couple of lumps. She had the doc redo the exam and he said that no matter what he felt I was to go get a visual test done. He’s pretty sure they are enlarged glands but he doesn’t want to take any chances _especially_ where I am only 30 and stuff. I have no clue about family history other than breast cancer did kill my grandmother. As to the lactating/not thing. I’m in my pre pregnancy bras and they aren’t swollen or sore nor can I express any milk from them at all. 🙂 Never have my breasts been so popular! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3664 "2003-11-05T22:55:44Z")
**Tanookie** Wouldn’t they be able to do an ultrasound on the suspicious lumps? I had one done not that long ago. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3665 "2003-11-05T22:58:25Z")
Popular Breasts!!! 😃😃 _giggle_ **TaNookie** I’m SO glad to hear about your creativity! My mind is so relieved … at rest even … ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3666 "2003-11-05T23:23:12Z")
Some how, **Wyatt** , I doubt your mind is at _rest_. More like whirling with the possibilities. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3667 "2003-11-05T23:26:54Z")
Whirling IS my mind’s equivalent of ‘at rest’! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3668 "2003-11-05T23:34:46Z")
A friend just e-mailed this to me. 1. Key-in the first 3 digits of your phone number into the calculator (not the area code) 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Plus last four digit of phone number 6. Plus last four digit of phone number again 7. Minus 250 8. Divide by 2 Is it your phone number? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3669 "2003-11-05T23:42:52Z")
yeah, but how did you know my phone number? Just kidding… That’s cute! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3670 "2003-11-06T02:26:56Z")
Golly how about if you take the first 3 digits of your phone number and multiply by 40 … add 1 … multiply by 500 … add the last 4 digits … add the last 4 digits again … subtract 500 and divide by 2 … hummmmmm??? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3671 "2003-11-06T03:01:25Z")
_mumbles something about hating math and math tricks_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3672 "2003-11-06T03:12:40Z")
Sorry dear! I didn’t mean to make you mad. 🙂 Personally, I love math tricks like this. Ain’t that just bizarre tho? I tried my old number, work number, a friend’s number… they all work. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3673 "2003-11-06T03:22:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Golly how about if you take the first 3 digits of your phone number and multiply by 40 … add 1 … multiply by 500 … add the last 4 digits … add the last 4 digits again … subtract 500 and divide by 2 … hummmmmm??? \*\* _ **VERY** _ impressive, grasshopper!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3674 "2003-11-06T03:55:35Z")
_chuckle_ I assume noone wants me to actually say out loud how it works, eh? … just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3675 "2003-11-06T04:47:46Z")
You guys got too much time on your hands. Just sayin’. I think I’ll take a bath. A nice, long, hot bubble bath with candles and a glass of wine…mmmmm…k. Oh. Y’all got mail. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3676 "2003-11-06T05:18:34Z")
OMFG, **Mo**! That is too much! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3677 "2003-11-06T07:00:13Z")
Woo Hoo! Post #2222! That’s sort of a milestone… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3678 "2003-11-06T13:09:39Z")
Aww, I wasn’t mad **6**. Just don’t have a brain wired for math or science. 😛 **Mo** , that email was just … hehehe… way, way too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3679 "2003-11-06T15:18:07Z")
Ok, ya’ll I got woke up really early today and am super tired… ya gotta help keep things interesting today. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3680 "2003-11-06T15:34:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Wyatt > Whirling IS my mind’s equivalent of ‘at rest’! I have this issue. I have told people “If you ever ask me what I’m thinking and I reply nothing… I’m lying” I’m ALWAYS thinking ‘bout something. Isn’t that true for everyone though? I mean the “empty mind” thing is something you have to struggle to achieve. Right? > [@](#): > > Maureen > \ "Y’know, Mo, I hear they got really great Mexican food in Dayton Maureen, I’m tellin ya Elsa’s Mexican place on Linden Ave. It’s the best Mexican food you can get in Dayton Ohio, but after you have three “Bad Juan” margaritas you won’t care 🙂 ‘course it’s on the south side of town… Have a good trip… I’ll be in Oklahoma City for the weekend. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=185)