# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3681 "2003-11-06T16:59:00Z")
_finds himself humming, “Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio” by John Denver…_ ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3682 "2003-11-06T18:18:19Z")
\*\* Simple Dreamer\*\* No one is taking you up on your challenge to keep it interesting… How about this… I’m getting to go out to lunch with a bunch of people from another one of our facilities and I’LL BE GOING COMPLETELY NUDE!!! under my clothes Whadda ya think 'bout THAT? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3683 "2003-11-06T18:33:26Z")
Too bad you can’t take in [Cedar Point](http://www.cedarpoint.com/) while in Ohio, **Mo**. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3684 "2003-11-06T18:34:57Z")
Heheh **SGZ**. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3685 "2003-11-06T19:05:33Z")
okay, someone please tell me how the math trick works. I can wield words but numberstumble and bumble me. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3686 "2003-11-06T19:06:02Z")
okay, someone please tell me how the math trick works. I can wield words but numbers stumble and bumble me. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3687 "2003-11-06T19:27:06Z")
DOH! I’m afeared I’m horrible afflicted with that there Wyattphazer hoo ha disease thingy. Is there a docktor in the house??? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3688 "2003-11-06T19:31:12Z")
Maybe **Wyatt** will 'splian it. He could always use the spoiler code iffin he’s afraid someone doesn’t wanna know. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3689 "2003-11-06T19:46:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*I Maureen, I’m tellin ya Elsa’s Mexican place on Linden Ave. It’s the best Mexican food you can get in Dayton Ohio, but after you have three “Bad Juan” margaritas you won’t care 🙂 ‘course it’s on the south side of town… Have a good trip… I’ll be in Oklahoma City for the weekend. 🙂 \*\* Thanks, and you have fun too. Problem is (and I’m not trying to offend you or piss you off), I get the feeling that the “best Mexican food in Dayton” is sort of along the same lines as the “best pizza in Watertown.” Plus, I just can’t drink Tequila. Bad experience. Nuff said. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt_ > _ **finds himself humming, “Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio” by John Denver…** _ should we tell him how much this dates him, that he even remembers the tune? Nah, let him cling to his illusions > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dreamer_ > **Too bad you can’t take in Cedar Point while in Ohio, Mo** You ain’t kiddin’!!! I _love_ rollercoasters! One of my favorite things, ever. As a kid, I was at the Santa Cruz boardwalk every summer, waiting in line for the Big Dipper (old fashioned wooden coaster) every chance I got. > [@](#): > > [Originally posted by White Ink\* > **okay, someone please tell me how the math trick works. I can wield words but numberstumble and bumble me.** **White Ink** , I love you, but were you one of those kids who snuck back stage to watch the magicians stuff rabbits up their sleeves? Some things just ARE, chick. Go with it. Besides, I couldn’t tell you, I suck at math, too. And not in a good way. I have had a MAJOR case of wanderlust the past couple of days. This time of year always does it to me. I have no idea why, but I always end up staring out the window, wishing I could just get in my car and drive. I may just do that. This weekend is the first one I will have totally to myself in a very long time with no other commitments (til Sunday, round 11am, anyway). Napa is sounding really good. ROAD TRIP!! **Dreamer** , [here’s a fun little story](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/10/30/state0927EST0025.DTL) that should keep those eyes open for a little while. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3690 "2003-11-06T20:56:05Z")
OMG! That would so suck (referring to that story)! I went to Cedar Point a little over a year ago. Met up with some friends (all girl day). We had so much fun! I’ve never ridden so many roller coasters in one day, nor been so very sore at the end of one day! I _love love love_ roller coasters! Got to get back there some day. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3691 "2003-11-06T21:17:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*okay, someone please tell me how the math trick works. I can wield words but numberstumble and bumble me. \*\* That was SUCH a great pun … I can wield words … then they un-wielded themselves! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3692 "2003-11-06T21:30:00Z")
:sigh:… I’m so sorry, everyone. I didn’t mean to be such an evil, heinous bitch. I will now throw myself from the nearest available bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3693 "2003-11-06T21:47:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*:sigh:… I’m so sorry, everyone. I didn’t mean to be such an evil, heinous bitch. I will now throw myself from the nearest available bridge. \*\* _raises hand to claim the video rights …_ Are we talking the Dunbarton? or are you going for the Bay Bridge? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3694 "2003-11-06T21:57:21Z")
Oh, well, the Dumbarton’s closest. But, the water under the Bay Bridge is deeper, _PLUS_, there’s the added bonus that, if I leave RIGHT THIS SECOND, I can totally shut down the afternoon commute. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3695 "2003-11-06T22:03:22Z")
I’m confused. What’d you do **Mo**? Do we need to have to boys line up to spank you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3696 "2003-11-06T22:10:47Z")
Ooooohhh!!! That’s my **Dream Girl**! Just what I need to cheer me up! 😃 I bit off **White Ink** and **SGZ’s** heads for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that I’m in a really snarky mood, and they were there. And sometimes, it’s just impossible to resist the urge to be obnoxous, y’know? So, I’m sorry. I should reserve my evil tendencies for people I dislike. Which includes NOONE in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3697 "2003-11-06T22:16:54Z")
🙂 Glad I could help. _giggle_ I totally didn’t take you as being snarky, just thought of it as dry wit. 🙂 But then I’m tired and delusional. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3698 "2003-11-06T22:23:51Z")
wow! That’s so cool! I got my head bit off and I didn’t even notice!\* I wonder if it was the Wyattfazio hee haw had me all wrapped up and addled. Welding wielded words & all. \*I was so that kid that always wanted to know how magic tricks work, but I didn’t feel my head taken off none, so no hurt, no holler ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3699 "2003-11-06T22:28:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Oh, well, the Dumbarton’s closest. But, the water under the Bay Bridge is deeper, _PLUS_, there’s the added bonus that, if I leave RIGHT THIS SECOND, I can totally shut down the afternoon commute. \*\* Wow! A Woman of Power!!! But, but, but, but … you could accomplish the same thing just by going out on the Bay Bridge, nekkid under an overcoat, and flashing the traffic … and that would give me a MUCH more profitable video to market!!! Heck, I’m betting we could tie up the afternoon commute Really well, just getting all the **OMFG** boys out to take turns spanking your nekkid heiney on the side of the bridge … now we’re talking a Seriously Marketable Video!!! (SMV) Or… you and **White Ink** … _wanders off into day-dream land…_ ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3700 "2003-11-06T22:39:41Z")
actually, she could try to ride a bike across it,. there’s a trouble maker for real! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=184) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=186)