# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 187
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3721 "2003-11-07T15:41:38Z")
And a very good morning and happy Friday to you, **Dreamer**. Are you always that chipper in the mornings? EW! You’d hate being in my house. It’s like footage from the dawn of the dead. Zombies everywhere. There’s not a single morning person in my little family. But for some reason, I’m really very upbeat this morning. Strange. Today’s oddly exuberant mood brought to you by 3 hours of sleep (I dropped off around 3ish, after packing), 2 espressos and a white chocolate mocha. mmmmmm…mocha… So much for hitting the card room tonight. They’d eat me alive. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3722 "2003-11-07T15:44:56Z")
I’m more of a night person, but am pretty happy once I get fully awake in the mornings. I’ve been up since just before 6 this morning. So I’d been up 2 1/2 hrs when I posted that. 😉 Currently I’m looking forward to nap time this afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3723 "2003-11-07T15:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Heeheeheeheeeeee…Josh just walked past, stopped, and asked WHY I am as bright red as my hair… \*\* You shoulda told him. Then you coulda seen how red HE gets. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_singing_ > I’m a little perVert > Tall and strong > Here is my voyerism > Here is my schl… point of view … \*\* 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > \*\*One of my great shames is that I have no pics of my tat. hee hee that sounds dirty. I have been meaning to wanting to get some taken, but it covers my upper right shoulder and goes as far as my shoulder blade, and it is hard to get in one good shot. I can’t take it myself. \*\* Well, NYC isn’t that far from Boston, and I take pretty good pictures. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > \*\*Now Dave, I know you do not mean to imply that women have no gooey goodness \*\* Hell, no! Women’s gooey goodness is the goodest gooey goodness there is! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Dang … and I was going to try to learn how to do one of them fancy-dan spoiler boxes!!!** T’ain’t hard. You just use the spoiler tags. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Hey, LOOK!!! I qualify AND she considers it her LUCK!!! > She considers having me fall for her LUCKY!!! Is that Kewl or what? \*\* She’s new. She doesn’t know you, yet. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > \*\*Once I got into the real world I worked as a SM \*\* Wow! A real life gig as a SadoMasochist!?! No wonder you fit in so well, here. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IvaHD \* > **But, wait, I thought tanookie had the handcuffs, unless she already gave them to Dave** Not yet, but I’m sure she’d let me borrow them. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*[Charlie Brown] Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me???[/C.Brown] \*\* Because we _can_, silly. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > _ **Tired Dreamer walks in** _ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Good morning, good morning, good morning! > It’s time to rise and shine! \*\* I’m thinking a whole pot of coffee was consumed between those two posts. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* They’d eat me alive. \*\* That’s the only way I’d do it. Ain’t into that necrowhatsit. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3724 "2003-11-07T15:58:22Z")
Hm. I just realized. **Dreamer** , you woke up 'round about the same time I went to sleep. Hi, **Dave**! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3725 "2003-11-07T16:00:59Z")
Well, **Mo** , I didn’t wanna wake up… but when you’re getting slobbery baby kisses and kicked in the head and kneed in the boobie it’s hard to stay asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3726 "2003-11-07T16:05:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m thinking a whole pot of coffee was consumed between those two posts. Teehee… Actually I had a breakfast of Whoppers and Pepsi. Healthy, no? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3727 "2003-11-07T16:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Well, **Mo** , I didn’t wanna wake up… but when you’re getting slobbery baby kisses and kicked in the head and kneed in the boobie it’s hard to stay asleep. \*\* Hm. Sounds like some guys I’ve dated…(see, THAT’S the reason I gave up young guys) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3728 "2003-11-07T16:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Well, **Mo** , I didn’t wanna wake up… but when you’re getting slobbery baby kisses and kicked in the head and kneed in the boobie it’s hard to stay asleep. \*\* I suppose it would be wrong to drug the little bast…darlings, huh? Just asking. Actually, the reason I came back was to let everyone in on a **PHENOMENAL** bargain I ran across on Amazon. They’re selling [Calphalon’s 3 Quart Tri-Ply Stainless Steel Saute Pans](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AKUAC/qid=1068223155/br=1-1/ref=br_lf_k_1//103-1523843-9037422?v=glance&s=kitchen&n=573812) for only $27.99!!! If you’re in the market for one (or more! Think Christmas.) this is the bargain of the year. List price is $132. Hell, even if you _weren’t_ in the market for one, you should grab one, at this price. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3729 "2003-11-07T17:01:55Z")
Well I just got up a half an hour ago but I was also up at 11:00pm, 3:00pm, and 6:00am. So around 8:00 hubby took the girl and let me sleep. Everyone should have such a wonderful hubby. He even made coffee! Oh and I was telling hubby about Iva… how we sucked in another lurker… now he’s muttering ‘sucking lurkers’ in a beavis voice… Another typical morning in casa tanookie! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3730 "2003-11-07T17:22:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*IActually, the reason I came back was to let everyone in on a **PHENOMENAL** bargain I ran across on Amazon. They’re selling [Calphalon’s 3 Quart Tri-Ply Stainless Steel Saute Pans](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AKUAC/qid=1068223155/br=1-1/ref=br_lf_k_1//103-1523843-9037422?v=glance&s=kitchen&n=573812) for only $27.99!!! If you’re in the market for one (or more! Think Christmas.) this is the bargain of the year. List price is $132. Hell, even if you _weren’t_ in the market for one, you should grab one, at this price. \*\* **Dave** , darlin’, you got WAY too much time on your hands. And, I’m thinking you need to get out of the house. Soon. [QUOTE] _Originally posted by tanookie_ **Everyone should have such a wonderful hubby. He even made coffee!** [QUOTE] You’re right. Everyone should. Where can I find me one a them? I am in just too good of a mood today. I’m not going to analyze it; it may go away. It may have something to do with the fact that, given my impending trip, I am flat out refusing to do anything more than I absolutely have to today. I’m just gonna sit here and futz around with you guys. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3731 "2003-11-07T17:29:02Z")
Well if they figure out how to clone in such a way that you get the whole package and not just a look a like and in such a way that you don’t have to wait for them to grow up… I’ll be selling them on Ebay from my mansion someplace that doesn’t snow. 🙂 Never analize a good mood 🙂 Just go with it! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3732 "2003-11-07T17:32:51Z")
Oooo… **Davebear** I could actually use me one of those pans. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3733 "2003-11-07T17:34:01Z")
I’d make coffee for you **Mo**! OK, I’d make coffee for ME but you could have some. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3734 "2003-11-07T19:50:29Z")
> [@](#): > > White Ink > okay, someone please tell me how the math trick works. I can wield words but numberstumble and bumble me. > [@](#): > > Wyatt > Dang … and I was going to try to learn how to do one of them fancy-dan spoiler boxes!!! So **White Ink** Did my ‘splanation of the math make sense? And can someone ‘splain the spoiler thing to me? I saw Dave’s example of it, but I don’t know what it means, or what it’s for. > [@](#): > > Maureen > I bit off White Ink and SGZ’s heads for no reason whatsoever Ouch, Ouch, ouch… My head was bitten off and I had to sew it back on, and the only thread I had was navy blue (it matches my uniform)… Actually now that I think of it having my whole head inside Maureen’s mouth was kinda fun 😉 > [@](#): > > IvaHD > SGZ Just curious how long did it take you to figure it out, or did it just come to you like the numbers came to what’s his name in A Beautiful Mind. Here is an actual transcript of the thought process. Mmmmmvacationmmmmm first three digits 40+1 times 500mmmm_redheads_mmmmm that’s first three times 20000 + 500. Mmmmmlunchmmmmmm add last four digits twice is the same as last four times 2 mmmmmm **boobage** mmmmm – 500 just takes out the 500 we added in with the +1 times 500 mmmmmmmlunchmmmmWITH REDHEADSmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm divide by 2 ‘cause we multiplied everything by 2 mmmmmmm 20000 for the first digits… 10000 to shift them over and 2 to make it look harder mmmmmmm’SAMMICHESmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm and the last 4 by adding it twice mmmmmm vacation with redheads with lots of boobage and ‘sammiches mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm The Hummmmmmmmmmmm you hear is just the standard background noise here inside SGZ’s head…Yes it was here even before it was bitten off mmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3735 "2003-11-07T19:53:02Z")
Oh, Wow!!! Lookie Lookie I learned!!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* Ain’t into that necrowhatsit. \*\* “Ain’t into that necrowhatsit” is a good thing … probably belongs on your resume! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*So much for hitting the card room tonight. They’d eat me alive. \*\* and, not in a _good_ way??? withholds comments about making more in the parking lot… I watched the Texas Hold’em Championship game on Cable the other evening. That was Exciting! They show you what cards the folks are holding, so you get to see how they are playing them! Awesome to watch a pot of $500,000[sup]00[/sup] change hands! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Calphalon Bargain! \*\* Dude!!! And, and, and, did you see! If you bought 9 of them, you’d get a whole ‘nother pan Free! Since yer a bargain Hunter, Check out _Tuesday Morning_ stores! They do ‘close-outs’ of amazing, interesting and weird stuff [Linkity link link…](http://www.TuesdayMorning.Com) The web site is pretty uninformative, but you can check to see if there is a store near you. I’ve gotten AMAZING prices on Calphalon in their stores … that is also where I got my 100% Egyptian Cotton **598 thread count** sheets for about $200. they do a “retail price” thing on the price sticker … ‘cordin’ to them, I’m sleepin’ on _Thousand Dollar_ sheets! Man do I feel luxurious!!! … Ladies, wanna come find out what _Thousand dollar_ sheets feel like? … or 300 thread count 100% cotton sheets for about the same price as the 250 thread-count cotton-poly “what’s her name” sheets at Target. And a whole buncha other, as they say in Hawaii, “All Kine Stuffs.” From holiday decorations to stationary and luggage to kids toys. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3736 "2003-11-07T20:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **and, not in a _good_ way??? withholds comments about making more in the parking lot… > I watched the Texas Hold’em Championship game on Cable the other evening. That was Exciting! They show you what cards the folks are holding, so you get to see how they are playing them! > Awesome to watch a pot of $500,000[sup]00[/sup] change hands!** Yup. Exciting stuff, Hold 'Em is, especially at the pro level. But, down at, say, the 4/8 level, which is where I’m, there’s no finesse and everyone calls everything, and it’s all luck, and and and…k. Never mind. Let’s just say I like Omaha better. And, if you saw the people at Bay 101, you would understand that “eaten alive in a good way” is probably NOT going to happen. Not without a whole lot of …well, no, not even WITH a whole lot of alcohol and psychotropic drugs. Not even in the parking lot where it’s dark. Anyway. What are _you_ up to tonight, **Wyatt**? Wanna be my designated getaway driver? > [@](#): > > _Originally offered by 6_ > **I’d make coffee for you Mo!** I know ya would, honey, and I think you’re wonderful, too. :sigh:. …I just shouldn’t be married to nice guys. I don’t treat them well. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SGZ_ > **Actually now that I think of it having my whole head inside Maureen’s mouth was kinda fun** hee…SHHHH!!! Nobody’s spose ta know about that!!! 😉 and now I’m blushing again And NOW, ladies and gentlemen, the Amazing [VIETNAMESE BOBBITT!!](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/11/06/MNseverwife.DTL) ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3737 "2003-11-07T20:37:10Z")
Thanks all for trying to demystify math for me. Eventually a very simple explanation worked for me, and I get it. It was an astoundingly difficult thing for me to comprehend tho. The simplest number manipulation taxes my brain like nothing else. Eek! Numbers! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3738 "2003-11-07T20:45:58Z")
OOO!! White Ink! You could be my designated getaway driver too! Or, partner in crime, if you prefer, and we’ll leave Wyatt in the car with the motor running. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3739 "2003-11-07T20:58:30Z")
> [@](#): > > maureen > hee…SHHHH!!! Nobody’s spose ta know about that!!! and now I’m blushing again and ya know it was in there with white ink’s… Wow. I hope I got the right one sewed back on me. I haven’t looked in the mirror yet. Wouldn’t it be funny if I was thinking these thoughts with Whit Ink’s brain…humm. if on the other hand my head in on her body… quick glance down Damn… no breasts… 🙂 > [@](#): > > Sig by Maureen > There is no such thing as “social gambling.” Either you are there to cut the other bloke’s heart out and eat it – or you’re a sucker. If you don’t like this choice – don’t gamble. > RA Heinlein as a PS. If you’re gambling and don’t think that’s true… you’re one of the suckers… > [@](#): > > Maureen > \and we’ll leave Wyatt in the car with the motor running. I have a feeling **Wyatt’s** engine is ALWAYS running. If I were him I’d get a tune (and maybe nitrous injection) up before I tried to “getaway drive” for both of you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3740 "2003-11-07T22:04:16Z")
Mmmm… Yay for naps. I have a confession to make. I tried reading **SGZ** ’s math explaination but in my head it sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher talking… so I skipped it. _teehee_ It’s ok, I can live happily w/o understanding the math trick. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=186) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=188)