# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3901 "2003-11-12T20:43:20Z")
hack, hack wheeeeeeez…sumun help me puhleeez… damn wyatt…have you infected us all? is it a social epidemic? somethin we shouldn’t mention in pubulick? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3902 "2003-11-12T20:45:36Z")
**White Ink** , you do the bike thing into the city? Good on ya! Gotta be better than paying those parking rates. As for me, one chimichanga w/carnitas para almuerzo, muchas gracias. Mama Mo’s rule of thumb for all restaurants of an ethnic persuasion: The smaller, more hole in the wall, the better the food. For best results, make sure the cook does NOT speak English. No. Horror stories will not dissuade me, only make me laugh. I’m a sucker for a really good chili dog, too. I believe the term is “Cheap Date.” **Sorella** , I warned you about spending time with **Wyatt**. **Dave** , I wouldn’t dream of underestimating you. After all, your patience is absolutely _legendary_ :p. And yes, you may bite me wherever you choose. Even on the back, I’m not a sissy. Your kind hopes are in vain…FBMC is pretty good at snow boarding. Better than I am on skis, the little brat. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3903 "2003-11-12T20:55:54Z")
Yeah but he was so cute with that video in his hand asking me for coffee…he even gave me his BUSINESS CARD! And you know he’s a \*\*BRAIN SURGEON!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3904 "2003-11-12T21:05:58Z")
:sigh:…No, honey. He _needs brain surgery_. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3905 "2003-11-12T21:23:50Z")
OH!!! I knew it was something like that. Are you **sure** that’s what he printed on his business card? I’ll bet **Zen** knows, I think they have the same printer. ---
**Author:** ![ShotgunZen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ShotgunZen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShotgunZen)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3906 "2003-11-12T22:04:54Z")
well one of my business card reads \*\* Erotic Literature Author and Librarian \*\* Creator and purveyor of all the finest erotica The phone number is all sixes and nines… go 'figger 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3907 "2003-11-12T22:27:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > \*\*well one of my business card reads > > \*\* Erotic Literature Author and Librarian \*\* > Creator and purveyor of all the finest erotica > The phone number is all sixes and nines… go 'figger > 😉 \*\* Read me a story and tuck me in? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3908 "2003-11-12T22:39:57Z")
I have real business cards, but I also have a joke card. I hand it to someone and say here’s my card. It simply says “My Card” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3909 "2003-11-12T22:49:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShotgunZen \* > **well one of my business card reads > \*\* Erotic Literature Author and Librarian \*\* > Creator and purveyor of all the finest erotica…** Hm. Tell me, **SGZ** , have you by any chance read the Beauty series by Anne Rice? 🆒 btw: the second book is far and away the best of the three. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3910 "2003-11-12T23:15:41Z")
Hmm… I need a fake business card. I wonder what mine would say. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3911 "2003-11-12T23:48:05Z")
Oh, make sure it says something about body painting. THAT is a marketable talent. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3912 "2003-11-13T00:33:20Z")
hmm… Maybe… **Confectioner to the Kinky** - _BDSM chocolates and candy_ - _Chocolate menhdi kits_ - _private instruction available_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3913 "2003-11-13T00:37:43Z")
[Homer] OOOO! Boob cake! [/hjs] ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3914 "2003-11-13T00:41:04Z")
heh, I just thought of another BDSM candy. Chocolates that are like the chocolate covered caramel, except the filling is a very strong cinnamon or peppermint gel that would cause, uhm, tingling on tender skin areas. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3915 "2003-11-13T01:56:26Z")
Put me down for a gross. Of everything. No, seriously. NOW. 😉 not that I’m pushy, or anything… ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3916 "2003-11-13T02:04:15Z")
would those be red or black licorice whips? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3917 "2003-11-13T02:08:54Z")
decisions, decisons…eh. Gimme a gross of each. Not to get off topic (BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!) but when I was preggers with FBMC, I had the worst cravings for black licorice and strawberry soda. At the same time. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3918 "2003-11-13T02:12:25Z")
What? Not pickles and ice cream??? To the average OMFGer male, those cinnannannoman or peppermint chocolates sound like a WHOLE lot of fun! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3919 "2003-11-13T02:13:36Z")
BTW… am I the only female her who has neither married nor spawned??? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3920 "2003-11-13T02:13:45Z")
Did you guys see what our darling **rocky** did in [this thread?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4224428#post4224428) Sammich worthy, **rocky boy** , truly sammich worthy. Mama is SO proud. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=195) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=197)