# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3921 "2003-11-13T02:17:21Z")

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Y’know, I’m not sure. **Iva** , do you have kids?

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**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3922 "2003-11-13T02:26:15Z")

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I guess that would be female _here_ as most females are hers by default…

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3923 "2003-11-13T02:30:46Z")

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Oh my, just came home from my organic chem. test. It is official, my brain is now sludge! So where did I leave off . . . Ah yes

> [@](#):
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> _from **Simple Dreamer** _  
> I beg to differ Iva one of the best things about hot tubs in the winter is sitting in one watching the snow fall at night… ahhhh so nice. Too bad we don’t get that much snow here.

No, no, no, that would be _the best_ thing about hot tubs in winter.  
As opposed to _one of_ the best things about hot tubs in winter.

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> _From **mipiace** _  
> I love “water sports” in the hot tub…yep that’s my favorite…gotta be.

See this would be my favorite hot tub activity except for a visious tendency for UTI’s (ugh)

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> _From **Davebear** _  
> Good lord, woman! WHY?

I think there was talk of a party . . .  
But I am over it, no worries, I am happy with dirty, smelly cement locked New York. (Our subways run 24/7, that is the only saving grace for me at the moment)

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> Whattaya think, Salem ? Should we tell her?

I think I am being laughed at . . . ☹  
**tanookie** how old exactly is the newest **tanookette**? I remember reading about when he was born, but since I was not really participating I do not know if I was reading in real time or not. I am much too lazy, and the hamsters are far to slow for me to actually go back and find this out for myself. Have some pity on me, the orgo test, remember . . .

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> _From **tanookie** _  
> Oh and for anyone keeping track my boobie squashing appointment is the 18th.

Noted and marked in the calendar.

**mipiace** There are so many reasons to choose Tucson over Phoenix. For starters Phoenix is in a valley, which holds heat & humidity. During the summer Phoenix is usually about 5-10 degrees (does anyone know the key-command for the degree symbol?) hotter then Tucson. When you are talking about whether that daily gets up into the 100’s and does not drop below 92 for 2~3 months, this matters. The humidity just makes it worse. It also makes swamp coolers completely ineffectual which means all cooling must be done with AC’s which can triple your electric bill. Socially speaking, AZ on the whole is a pretty conservative state. Most of the liberal folks living in AZ seem to end up in Tucson. Tucson is also not as built up, less concrete, a grand total, of I think, 3 hi-rises. As opposed to Phoenix which is a horrific concrete nightmare. Tucson is a good deal smaller in population (somewhere between 1/2 to 1/3 the size) with at least as many if not more cultural options (museums, theaters, etc). One of the most successful GLBT community centers in the country is in Tucson (Wingspan) which is a really great place regardless of your sexual orientation.

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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> Winter … SHOULD be OPTIONAL!!!  
> Gawd I love places where … if I WANT winter, I can go visit it!

I am in total agreement, this is why I lived in Tucson for two years. Winter is fun for exactly 6 days, if you are in Vermont where it is beautiful and somehow the dogs avoid pissing in the snow. Otherwise, no use for it.

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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> Lets see … doing the math … It’s Tuesday and …  
> Because the East India Company was a monopoly, the price of tea was kept artificially high. but, for comparison, “all the tea in China” … seems that propeller should be Spinning!  
> I’ll be looking forward to that flying visit … the end of the calendar …

You rock! Totally nearly sprayed the monitor when I read this 😃

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> \*From \*\* Maureen \*\*\*  
> OMFG, Iva , on top of being funny you’re brilliant too! Get comfy, ma’am, we’re kidnapping you.

Well after today’s chem. test I am not sure how brilliant I am. Somewhere around page 6 my brain started to drip onto the paper and I am certain that it has smeared the answers.

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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> AND… in spite of what you maaaaaaaaay hear … I have Nothing to do with your spalling mystakers or toypos!!! Toypos are Not a contageous disease with some terribly mis-leading name! Nope, nope, nope, huh-uh … **head-shake head-shake**

No, much as I might like to, my atrocious spelling goes back way before I ever knew you. Dyslexia is genetic. I seem to do alright on the coding though _knock on wood_

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> nooooo no no no!!! Euuuwwwww!!! Onions on a burger shouldn’t be optional!!! Euuuwwww!!! Nasty evil things!  
> Belong Nowhere Near a perfectly good burger!

If we are talking raw onion I agree completely, but a nice sautéed read onion on a burger with lettuce, tomato, ketchup and Mayo, that is the way a burger should be served, perhaps some dill pickle chips too depending on the mood.

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> \*From \*\* dctaz \*\*\*  
> the people here have trouble driving in rain, never mind how bad it is when there is white stuff on the ground.

You should see Arizonans drive in the rain. Despite being a dessert there is a monsoon season _every_ year. And yest every year about 20 morons flood there cars in some un-drained ditch (there is no drainage anywhere in AZ, it’s the colichie). The rest of the morons drive around at about 2 miles an hour as if they have never seen rain fall from the sky.

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> _From **Salem** _  
> No fireplace, and the Mr. is on his way to being an ex-Mr.

That does not sound like fun. Really sorry to hear that. I assume that it is, in the long run, for the best though (don’tya just love platitudes?).  
_Sending moral support for whatever it is worth_

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> _From **ShotgunZen** _
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > Maureen  
> > (Incidentally, I was amazed to find that some of you don’t read Terry Pratchett)
> 
> Only ‘cause I can’t find a good compilation of his work. Who wants to start reading a series at the 5th book?

Oh you can start them anywhere. The 1st one I read was about 423 in the series. They stand alone, and they are hysterical. And you can get through them in an afternoon (sometimes 2 in an afternoon) so you feel all smart because you read a whole book in an afteroon.

Ok, if this is just altogether too long I apologize. But I am making up for almost 4 days of forced SDMB absence, and my brain hurts.

I need more whiskey, **Dave, Wyatt**. . . anyone . . .

Now I get a to write a biology paper, and then a bio test next Monday, then . . .

f\*\*k it, I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

PS

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> _From **White Ink** _  
> BTW… am I the only female her who has neither married nor spawned???

nope, never done either

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3924 "2003-11-13T02:38:53Z")

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Oh my, just came home from my organic chem. test. It is official, my brain is now sludge! So where did I leave off . . . Ah yes

> [@](#):
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> _from **Simple Dreamer** _  
> I beg to differ Iva one of the best things about hot tubs in the winter is sitting in one watching the snow fall at night… ahhhh so nice. Too bad we don’t get that much snow here.

No, no, no, that would be _the best_ thing about hot tubs in winter.  
As opposed to _one of_ the best things about hot tubs in winter.

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> _From **mipiace** _  
> I love “water sports” in the hot tub…yep that’s my favorite…gotta be.

See this would be my favorite hot tub activity except for a visious tendency for UTI’s (ugh)

> [@](#):
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> _From **Davebear** _  
> Good lord, woman! WHY?

I think there was talk of a party . . .  
But I am over it, no worries, I am happy with dirty, smelly cement locked New York. (Our subways run 24/7, that is the only saving grace for me at the moment)

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> Whattaya think, Salem ? Should we tell her?

I think I am being laughed at . . . ☹  
**tanookie** how old exactly is the newest **tanookette**? I remember reading about when he was born, but since I was not really participating I do not know if I was reading in real time or not. I am much too lazy, and the hamsters are far to slow for me to actually go back and find this out for myself. Have some pity on me, the orgo test, remember . . .

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> _From **tanookie** _  
> Oh and for anyone keeping track my boobie squashing appointment is the 18th.

Noted and marked in the calendar.

**mipiace** There are so many reasons to choose Tucson over Phoenix. For starters Phoenix is in a valley, which holds heat & humidity. During the summer Phoenix is usually about 5-10 degrees (does anyone know the key-command for the degree symbol?) hotter then Tucson. When you are talking about whether that daily gets up into the 100’s and does not drop below 92 for 2~3 months, this matters. The humidity just makes it worse. It also makes swamp coolers completely ineffectual which means all cooling must be done with AC’s which can triple your electric bill. Socially speaking, AZ on the whole is a pretty conservative state. Most of the liberal folks living in AZ seem to end up in Tucson. Tucson is also not as built up, less concrete, a grand total, of I think, 3 hi-rises. As opposed to Phoenix which is a horrific concrete nightmare. Tucson is a good deal smaller in population (somewhere between 1/2 to 1/3 the size) with at least as many if not more cultural options (museums, theaters, etc). One of the most successful GLBT community centers in the country is in Tucson (Wingspan) which is a really great place regardless of your sexual orientation.

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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> Winter … SHOULD be OPTIONAL!!!  
> Gawd I love places where … if I WANT winter, I can go visit it!

I am in total agreement, this is why I lived in Tucson for two years. Winter is fun for exactly 6 days, if you are in Vermont where it is beautiful and somehow the dogs avoid pissing in the snow. Otherwise, no use for it.

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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> Lets see … doing the math … It’s Tuesday and …  
> Because the East India Company was a monopoly, the price of tea was kept artificially high. but, for comparison, “all the tea in China” … seems that propeller should be Spinning!  
> I’ll be looking forward to that flying visit … the end of the calendar …

You rock! Totally nearly sprayed the monitor when I read this 😃

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> \*From \*\* Maureen \*\*\*  
> OMFG, Iva , on top of being funny you’re brilliant too! Get comfy, ma’am, we’re kidnapping you.

Well after today’s chem. test I am not sure how brilliant I am. Somewhere around page 6 my brain started to drip onto the paper and I am certain that it has smeared the answers.

> [@](#):
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> _From **Wyatt** _  
> AND… in spite of what you maaaaaaaaay hear … I have Nothing to do with your spalling mystakers or toypos!!! Toypos are Not a contageous disease with some terribly mis-leading name! Nope, nope, nope, huh-uh … **head-shake head-shake**

No, much as I might like to, my atrocious spelling goes back way before I ever knew you. Dyslexia is genetic. I seem to do alright on the coding though _knock on wood_

> [@](#):
>
> nooooo no no no!!! Euuuwwwww!!! Onions on a burger shouldn’t be optional!!! Euuuwwww!!! Nasty evil things!  
> Belong Nowhere Near a perfectly good burger!

If we are talking raw onion I agree completely, but a nice sautéed read onion on a burger with lettuce, tomato, ketchup and Mayo, that is the way a burger should be served, perhaps some dill pickle chips too depending on the mood.

> [@](#):
>
> \*From \*\* dctaz \*\*\*  
> the people here have trouble driving in rain, never mind how bad it is when there is white stuff on the ground.

You should see Arizonans drive in the rain. Despite being a dessert there is a monsoon season _every_ year. And yest every year about 20 morons flood there cars in some un-drained ditch (there is no drainage anywhere in AZ, it’s the colichie). The rest of the morons drive around at about 2 miles an hour as if they have never seen rain fall from the sky.

> [@](#):
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> _From **Salem** _  
> No fireplace, and the Mr. is on his way to being an ex-Mr.

That does not sound like fun. Really sorry to hear that. I assume that it is, in the long run, for the best though (don’tya just love platitudes?).  
_Sending moral support for whatever it is worth_

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> _From **ShotgunZen** _
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > Maureen  
> > (Incidentally, I was amazed to find that some of you don’t read Terry Pratchett)
> 
> Only ‘cause I can’t find a good compilation of his work. Who wants to start reading a series at the 5th book?

Oh you can start them anywhere. The 1st one I read was about 423 in the series. They stand alone, and they are hysterical. And you can get through them in an afternoon (sometimes 2 in an afternoon) so you feel all smart because you read a whole book in an afteroon.

Ok, if this is just altogether too long I apologize. But I am making up for almost 4 days of forced SDMB absence, and my brain hurts.

I need more whiskey, **Dave, Wyatt**. . . anyone . . .

Now I get a to write a biology paper, and then a bio test next Monday, then . . .

f\*\*k it, I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

PS

> [@](#):
>
> _From **White Ink** _  
> BTW… am I the only female her who has neither married nor spawned???

nope, never done either

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3925 "2003-11-13T02:43:23Z")

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And this is when the hamsters decide to double post me.

Damn them!

(I swear I did not hit the botton twice)

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3926 "2003-11-13T02:56:37Z")

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Not that I wanna be in a sammich with **Rocky** , but he should be praised and exalted for the (over-my-head) stuff he posted [in this thread…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4224520#post4224520)

Still… I’m so sorry that he has gone over to the dark side…

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3927 "2003-11-13T03:07:43Z")

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heh!

_Dark Side_, my ass! 😛

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3928 "2003-11-13T03:12:06Z")

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All Mac owners are computer geeks at heart. Whether they make their living that way or not. At least, all the Mac owners I’ve ever known. One of my very best friends in the world is continually sneering at me for not getting one. He’s right, they have the most kick ass graphics I’ve ever seen. But DAMN, they’re expensive.

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> _Originally posted by Iva_  
> **Well after today’s chem. test I am not sure how brilliant I am. Somewhere around page 6 my brain started to drip onto the paper and I am certain that it has smeared the answers.**

Ew. Yep. It was physics that did that for me. C’mon in the hot tub. Have a Dewar’s. **White Ink** can think up a really cool mehendi tat for you.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3929 "2003-11-13T03:26:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \*  
> \*\*heh!
> 
> _Dark Side_, my ass! 😛 \*\*

To steal a phrase, you are insanely great, **Rock**!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3930 "2003-11-13T03:29:52Z")

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Oh, yeah… I was a comp sci major in college… and they made us take TWO frickin’ semesters of intermediate Physics! Not normal, everyday, American Physics… the REAL shit! It was one of the things that led to my college downfall.

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3931 "2003-11-13T03:30:20Z")

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screw organic chemistry … how 'bout _orgasmic_ chemistry?!  
Now _that’s_ an exam I’d like to take. 😃

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3932 "2003-11-13T03:40:27Z")

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Hey **Rocky** How _you_ doin’?

Clearly I mentioned that I am a mac person somewhere. They are pretty, the prices are coming down, but still they do not compete with PC’s in the wallet category. I am onle of the few mac people I know that do not think everyone should get one. Heck windows XP is awfull purdy

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3933 "2003-11-13T03:47:26Z")

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I’m doin’ much better now that you’re back, **IvaHD**. 😉

And thanks for the _insanely great_ compliment there, **6**. Though I hardly deserve such high praise.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3934 "2003-11-13T03:48:13Z")

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Heh…Now THERE’S a committee I wouldn’t mind sitting. Do I get to choose the applicants? I have two degrees I’d like to hand out immediately, testing waived, per past performance. They were earned, trust me. 😛

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3935 "2003-11-13T03:48:59Z")

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Ok, So Maureen was talking about **Rocky** not me. _hiding me head in shame_

_To try and devert from my mis-speak (type)_ You should all go [here](http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3936 "2003-11-13T03:51:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*  
> \*\*Heh…Now THERE’S a committee I wouldn’t mind sitting. Do I get to choose the applicants? I have two degrees I’d like to hand out immediately, testing waived, per past performance. They were earned, trust me. 😛 \*\*

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  
😃

Sure, **Mo** , you can be Dean of Orgasmic Chemistry and issue degrees, performance reviews, critiques, and make-up exams as you see fit. 😛

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3937 "2003-11-13T03:56:03Z")

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Can I be your TA, I can take all the new students, and run them through intro, before they are ready for there thesis review. 😉

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3938 "2003-11-13T04:10:37Z")

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Did you mean _T & A_, **Iva**? 😉

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3939 "2003-11-13T04:13:22Z")

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Oh, and, **Mo** , I must give credit to you for some of the ideas in the story for _Predict the Death of the Previous Poster_ … squishy kitties in particular. Thanks, **Mama Mo**!

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**Author:** ![IvaHD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@IvaHD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvaHD)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/3940 "2003-11-13T04:17:30Z")

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night night kids, sweet dreams . . .

(ok the tounge-hanggy-out smiley always looks like kermit the frog to me)

I will not dream about orgo, I will not dream about orgo, I will not _zzzzzz_

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