# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/461 "2003-08-08T12:26:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Oh, and an email from one lady who doesn’t even have a profile visible, which just said mine was among the best she’d seen. Dunno what that means. Just a fan of expository writing? Or, interested? :shrug: \*\* Could just be a new member. I _think_ that even though one can send other members emails as soon as membership is paid up, a profile won’t be visible until the first round of text has been approved. Same thing happened to me on my recent Match adventure. She sent an email, but I didn’t reply until _after_ her profile was visible. Good Luck with Harmony, **Davebear**! Woohoo! ::note to self (sadly, only **one** of us here, **Wyatt** ); hmm … maybe, just _maybe_ I should reconsider Match:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![freetobeme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@freetobeme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freetobeme)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/462 "2003-08-08T13:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Unfortunately for you, freetobeme, you’re an incredibly new newbie and therefore when you come into a thread and just toss out such a negative opinion with no one knowing anything about you we kind of assume a certain 5 letter word type behavior and after that don’t really want your opinion. > > If you had said wow this thread has gotten kind of unwieldy, I wonder if it is time to start a new one to focus on the newer developments in Dave’s social life we may have responded better. > > This is the MPSISM forum though so we are in the right place for socializing and we aren’t hurting anyone or forcing anyone to read the thread… so you’re comments were met with animosity… \*\* Scolding duly noted. Believe me, I’ve learned. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/463 "2003-08-08T13:29:21Z")
Doesn’t standing make oral sex a little awkward? Well I guess if it is just the guy standing and … well we won’t be the penthouse forum 🙂 I think I’ve revised my opinion of Wyatt… he isn’t insane… he’s a puppy! Belly dancing… not on your life… My belly is almost 7 months pregnant… no one wants to see THAT in a harem girl outfit 🙂 My mother likes to cry that I’m going to die like the chick in steel magnolias… save me now from that horrid memory 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/464 "2003-08-08T14:13:14Z")
Okay Tanookie leave it to me to jump in whenever oral sex is mentioned. Women can stand during oral sex too, you just have to throw your leg over the guys shoulder although I w ill admit, this is much much easier when you aren’t 7 months pregnant. Better wait a few months before trying that one out. And I think a pregnant body is beautiful. Some men do too so some guys might think a pregnant belly dancer would be attractive…maybe not in a compltely sexual way but beautiful just the same. You are still beautiful baby! Don’t you think otherwise! MOMS!!! Geez…they never stop worrying about their babies do they…even when they are having babies of their own. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/465 "2003-08-08T14:15:43Z")
Oh, PS…I had this guy when I was pregnant with my last child who was totally infatuated with me. I thought it was a little creepy but he would kind of follow me around. (small air force base in germany) He never did anything inappropriate or anything, he just wanted to talk to me, but he always told me how beautiful I was pregnant…I thought he was odd. After I had the baby – it was all over for him. He was attracted to the fact I was pregnant…talk about fetishism!!!.. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/466 "2003-08-08T14:25:12Z")
Well my mom never worried about me when I was her baby so her sudden transformation leaves me feeling a little :rolleyes: Yeah I know pregnant can be beautiful but from my point of view I feel huge and awkward and uncomfortable 🙂 Yeah I know girls _can_ stand but I’m not really very coordinated pregnant or not 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/467 "2003-08-08T15:09:45Z")
**mipiace** , my ex husband _loved_ it when I was pregnant. He said it was a huge turn on. Don’t get it myself, aside from the obvious 5th month hormone surge. I can’t manage standing during oral, my knees get weak. **Tanookie** , you’re not the only one. I’m cursed with being uncoordinated. My mother sent me to two years of ballet just so I could walk down the street without falling over. Pretty sad, huh? Yes, **Dave** , soap as in “I washed his mouth out with.” Usually just the threat is good enough to tow him back into line, but last night his mouth runneth over. No PS2 for him for a week. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/468 "2003-08-08T15:24:49Z")
My knees tend to collapse after the orgasm…so that part is a little dangerous LOL! So hopefully there is a wall handy…I’ve gotten a few butt bruises that way! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/469 "2003-08-08T15:27:40Z")
All this talk about sex makes me miss the Studmuffin dammit…☹ why do we have to be mad at each other?.. Dave you aren’t the only one whose sex life sux at the moment…[she slowly crawls away to sulk in her closet] ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/470 "2003-08-08T15:35:13Z")
Because if you give in, he’ll think it’s okay to keep doing it, and you’ll just roll over when he says “I’m sorry.” But something to look forward to: MAKEUP SEX!!! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/471 "2003-08-08T15:39:58Z")
Or, you can just say “hell with it, let’s have the makeup sex.” ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/472 "2003-08-08T15:42:47Z")
Oh he has already started that shit! For those of you who don’t know, he used to live in Boston, and is moving to TX to live near me. Spent 4 weeks here with me where we had this wonderful romantic fabulos sex-a thon…then stupidly, I let him get away without a commitment. He goes back to Boston and in his words “there are a couple of women here I have been dating I am sorry to say good bye to” The studmuffin doesn’t “date” anyone he doen’t sleep with. I was lividly jealous…I can’t stand the thought of him sleeping with anyone else but to be fair, we made no promises so it is kind of my own fault…I have backed WAAAAAY off. He is on his way back down here driving and being really really nice. I am sulking and unavailable. Hmmmphrh…mmmble, mble, rmble rble blrlr mlrbl…off to the closet. I REFUSE to just be available to him…I think my calendar may be a bit full for a while when he gets here. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/473 "2003-08-08T15:54:12Z")
Grimble … @#%^ Hampsters! They ate the Whole Board this morning … well, ok, late last night … but I couldn’t get into anything! I had to get up this morning and dive right in just to see if I’d been ‘banned’ without my knowing it! Now… Whaaaaaaaaa … I’m So behind in my posts! Ya all just moved along without me! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/474 "2003-08-08T16:21:55Z")
Ok, I KNOW this was a Looong way back, but, but, but, she was talkin’ to me! … and and and, I couldn’t get into the boards, and the hamsters ate my posts, and the _Bridge was out_ and the Library had Lost that book … and and and well[size=1] > [@](#): > > ## _originally posted by White Ink_ and Wyatt indicated:quote: > > ## Prostates himself at his legendary master’s feet, quivering with idolization … > > I’ll go ahead and confirm that the proper way to address me is _Mistress_. **Darlin’** I am Soooo sorry to have to say _this_ but, well, there was a small bimp in posting order, and my quoted post was not well cited at to it’s reference material. I was referring to **D.Bear** ’s prodigious post, directly above yours, and there you were, _sweet lady_ sorta sandwiched between us. While I did NOT miss the obvious fact that you are a LADY :D, Ma’am, I hardly Know you well enough to prostrate myself at your feet! Suck your toes, perhaps, or have you ‘use me’ to try out **Mipiace** ’s standing theory, to see how you held up in the knee buckling department, sure … but I am Not a _casual prostrater_! I have not in my Life prostrated myself at someone’s feet on a first or even second post! … but, well, now that we know each other better, if was what you really wanted, and you Promised not to leave any marks …[size=1]and I got to keep the video rights but wouldn’t cha rather just \* get chur shelves hung\*? > [@](#): > > And sadly, he is correct, I don’t go to the barber for a shave. Proper barbers don’t offer that service, but even if they did, I think it’d be way too expensive. Uh … and if **D.Bear** ’s rates are too high, as his mere _grasshopper of a student_ I’m Much cheaper … er … less expensive … and as the student, have to work s l o w l y and be Ever so attentive to detail … ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/475 "2003-08-08T16:24:08Z")
good girl. although…maybe you guys should sit down so you can tell him what you want. He may be waiting for you. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/476 "2003-08-08T16:24:46Z")
:smack: [/size] ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/477 "2003-08-08T16:28:14Z")
Everyone touts the wonder of makeup sex… I have never had the occasion to have makeup sex… It would seem you would need to be angry with eachother to end up in the position to enjoy that particular brand of sex and frankly in our house there have never been any screaming fights or any other kinds of fights… The only time we’ve ever come close to losing our tempers with eachother is during a move and the 30 seconds of semi cross conversation usually leaves our friends laughing 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/478 "2003-08-08T17:33:23Z")
wow … so much licentiousness to catch up on here! > [@](#): > > _originally by **Mipiace** _ “…[she slowly crawls away to sulk in her closet]” _raises **D.Bear** ’s hand to offer a little revenge Closet Shelf hanging? Strictly for therapeutic purposes, of course, he is SUCH a generous soul … or if the master is unavailable, the student must step in …_ > [@](#): > > Quotes _originally by **Maureen** _"If Davebear’s sex life is still a source of amusement, I see no reason to discontinue it" … "just getting laid and enjoying yourself " … "healing, and occasionally having sex " … “I love those harem outfits” … “my knees get weak” … “look forward to: MAKEUP SEX!!!” … “hell with it, let’s have the makeup sex.” I LIKE this gal!!! > [@](#): > > _originally by **Tanookie** _but from my point of view I feel huge and awkward Wyatt still has a feeling many many men would STILL really REALLY like to _hang this gal’s Shelves!_ whaddever That means … > [@](#): > > \*originally by **peritrochoid** ::note to self (sadly, only one of us here, Wyatt) Lemme get this straight, you’d Listen to an inner mopey voice that Envies my inner arguments?!? **Tanookie** will call you crazy … > [@](#): > > _originally by **D.Bear** _ …She apparently like the email I sent, which contained a description of our first meeting that was _uncannily similar_ to Wyatt’s… Oh, yeah, **D.Bear** , … just call me Cyrano … and, AGAIN, I say, That’s ALL we GET??? “email I sent … uncannily similar to Wyatt’s …” We want Cites we want Details!!! “uncannily similar to Wyatt’s” just won’t DO!!! We want to Read, devour, digest and discourse over Your email AND her, now famous, ‘standing’ reply!!! **Dude!** We want to Read that steamin’ prose! **Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!**??? [Steven Wright] So, if _puppy love_ is a younger, newer, slightly lesser love than love-love, what is _Puppy Crazy_???[/Steven Wright] **Wyatt** being oddly cool and all … but … since 2003 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/479 "2003-08-08T18:04:20Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t manage standing during oral, my knees get weak. Ditto that. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/480 "2003-08-08T19:16:17Z")
Oh he has already started that shit! For those of you who don’t know, he used to live in Boston, and is moving to TX to live near me. Spent 4 weeks here with me where we had this wonderful romantic fabulos sex-a thon…then stupidly, I let him get away without a commitment. He goes back to Boston and in his words “there are a couple of women here I have been dating I am sorry to say good bye to” The studmuffin doesn’t “date” anyone he doen’t sleep with. I was lividly jealous…I can’t stand the thought of him sleeping with anyone else but to be fair, we made no promises so it is kind of my own fault…I have backed WAAAAAY off. He is on his way back down here driving and being really really nice. I am sulking and unavailable. Hmmmphrh…mmmble, mble, rmble rble blrlr mlrbl…off to the closet. I REFUSE to just be available to him…I think my calendar may be a bit full for a while when he gets here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=25)