# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/481 "2003-08-08T19:24:58Z")
Hmmm don’t know how I got that last post in there twice…but anyway…screw it. Make up sex IS great but I am not done being angry yet. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/482 "2003-08-08T19:55:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by freetobeme \* > **Scolding duly noted. Believe me, I’ve learned.** Well, if that’s really true, then you’re welcome to stick around. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Dave you aren’t the only one whose sex life sux at the moment…[she slowly crawls away to sulk in her closet] \*\* Oh, please! You have earth-shattering, mind-blowing, bone-melting, tantric sex for four weeks straight, and you want to compare your sex life to _ **mine?!?** _ I’d **kill** to have your sex life! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by freetobeme \* > **and you’ll just roll over …MAKEUP SEX!!!.** As I recall, she did say something about being willing to roll over for sex of some sort. Maybe it was makeup sex. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **The studmuffin doesn’t “date” anyone he doen’t sleep with. I was lividly jealous…I can’t stand the thought of him sleeping with anyone else** _Dons his helmet and armor, picks up his fireproof shield, and prepares for the explosion_ You’re aware that you’re being completely unfair, right? Since you never stopped having sex with other people? Jealousy is not really something one can control, but punishing him for doing exactly what you do is grossly unfair. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **raises D.Bear’s hand to offer a …** _lowers his hand, using it to guard his…shelf hanging hardware, against incoming foot missiles_ Thanks, buddy, but if there’s one woman on this board to whom **I** “am not available”, that would be her. > [@](#): > > \*\*… just call me Cyrano … and, AGAIN, I say, That’s ALL we GET??? \*\* Cyrano de Tombstone? Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. And, no, that wasn’t _ALL_ you got. You, personally, got pretty nice compliment on your writing. So, take it and be happy. Flirting and stating general preferences are one thing; explicit details are another. Besides, she hasn’t responded, yet. Maybe she really _was_ hoping I’d say oral sex is gross. Or, more likely, she’s been busy at work. But, as for ladies standing for oral sex, I like it, as an occasional treat. But, really, it’s not very practical. There’s the whole knee buckling thing, for one. And, standing for as long as I like to make oral last is hard on the lady’s back. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/483 "2003-08-08T20:38:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*. Oh, please! You have earth-shattering, mind-blowing, bone-melting, tantric sex for four weeks straight, and you want to compare your sex life to _ **mine?!?** _ I’d **kill** to have your sex life! > > _Dons his helmet and armor, picks up his fireproof shield, and prepares for the explosion_ You’re aware that you’re being completely unfair, right? Since you never stopped having sex with other people? Jealousy is not really something one can control, but punishing him for doing exactly what you do is grossly unfair. > \*\* HAD earth shattering sex is true but that is pretty much over…he is the only one who does it for me. and that ain’t happenign now. He is away in your neck of the woods shattering someone else’s earth not mine. And you are way wrong about me sleeping with other people. I am not sure what gave you that impression. I only sleep with one person at a time Dave - always have. I flirt like a bandit - true but from the minute he stepped off that plane in Corpus, I have only had eyes (hands, lips, and everything else…) for him. I never specifically confirmed but we have known each other for 6 years…there was NO confusion. I know Tanookie, you are absolutly right - I shoulda talked about it - I shoulda known better - I should have been able to get that in speficics before he left but…I was dumb enough to think he respected me. I KNOW he knows how I am when I am sleeping with him I am not sleeping with anyone else. We have done this before for years. He knows I had no intention of screwing anyone else. I get around him and I really don’t want to have anything to do with anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/484 "2003-08-08T21:00:56Z")
**Wyatt** Your post was too long to quote, so I’ll make do with some quick paraphrasing. Glad to know you were prostrating at Davebear’s feet and not mine. I’d have to break out the Santa suit and the flogger, and frankly I think it’s too early in the season for that. I do appreciate the “barber services” offers, but alas, I actually do prefer to wield the blades myself. It’s cheaper and that way I can only get mad at myself in case of any nickage. As for the other services, well I’m all about the motto Think Globally, Act Locally. Anyhow, for a brief ride to not too distant past, **D’Bear** you said something earlier that piqued my curiosity re: quitting smoking. Something to the effect that you know that you should, but you aren’t prepared to right now, maybe if you met the right woman, she could provide the proper motivation. Were you really serious about that? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/485 "2003-08-08T22:09:19Z")
Communication is key is relationships. Dave’s relationship with Theresa never got off the ground due to lack of communication! (Granted the lack was pretty one sided - on her side) Mipiace… this relationship with studmuffin doesn’t sound too stable from my limited perspective. When he gets there you really need to sit him down and iron out what you both want/need from eachother! I finally let hubby be responsible for barbering hard to reach places and he’s been quite trustworthy thus far. I couldn’t wander into a spa and have some stranger down there though! Oh and I get mindblowing sex pretty much every time we have sex. 7 months pregnant and I have the best sex life of the thread? Naah can’t be! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/486 "2003-08-08T22:22:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Oh … shit! … Boston! … A couple of women there [he had] been dating [he was feeling] sorry to say good bye to … \*\* **Mipiace**!!! That’s IT!!! **D.Bear** Hands off his ex-first wife into shared “visitation?- monkship?” with **Robot Arm** and **Wyatt** , since, seemingly, she’d sleep with anything. **studmuffin** doesn’t have to say “good bye” to that other couple women, he lets them know they’ve been bequeathed to **D.Bear** (after all, if YOU are an example of **Studmuffin** ’s taste, these women have to be prizes!) then You don’t have to worry about them, once they’ve had their tummy rubbed and their butt stamped with official **D.Bear** approval, they ain’t Never goin’ back … and you get to post every detail of the wild make-up sex in this thread, since **D.Bear’s** been Soooo stingy with Those details! Voila’ Problems solved! Next! **Wyatt** … being insanely cool and everything … but … since 2003 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/487 "2003-08-08T22:35:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > Communication is key is relationships. Dave’s relationship with Theresa never got off the ground due to lack of communication **Tanookie** leans HARD on the tiller to steer the good ship OM’Fing’G back nearer to its primary topic. > [@](#): > > Oh and I get mindblowing sex pretty much every time we have sex. 7 months pregnant and I have the best sex life of the thread? Naah can’t be! Told y’all there was some Fine _shelf hangin’_ goin’ on there! Now, THERE’s a thread topic! Everyone whos has a less fine sex life than this 7-months pregnant babe, report in! If Puppy Love is the smaller younger version of Love Love, what’s Puppy Crazy? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/488 "2003-08-08T23:00:20Z")
_mumbles_ 'think globally, act locally … answers to Sausalito questions … thinking Catatonia might not be Too far to visit a Catatonic … ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/489 "2003-08-08T23:20:23Z")
Someone Wyatt is post-padding. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/490 "2003-08-08T23:24:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*And you are way wrong about me sleeping with other people. \*\* My apologies, in that case. I was just taking you at your word, regarding all those other stories I’ve heard from you. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by White Ink_ > \*\*Anyhow, for a brief ride to not too distant past, D’Bear you said something earlier that piqued my curiosity re: quitting smoking. Something to the effect that you know that you should, but you aren’t prepared to right now, maybe if you met the right woman, she could provide the proper motivation. > > Were you really serious about that?\*\* Yes. Why? Are you offering to provide the motivation? For the record, whips have no part in what I consider the proper motivation. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Communication is key is relationships. Dave’s relationship with Theresa never got off the ground due to lack of communication! \*\* Thanks for the reminder. I need to work on that email to Theresa. > [@](#): > > **Oh and I get mindblowing sex pretty much every time we have sex. 7 months pregnant and I have the best sex life of the thread? Naah can’t be!** Sounds pretty pathetic, doesn’t it? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*D.Bear Hands off his ex-first wife into shared “visitation?- monkship?” with Robot Arm and Wyatt, since, seemingly, she’d sleep with anything. studmuffin doesn’t have to say “good bye” to that other couple women, he lets them know they’ve been bequeathed to D.Bear (after all, if YOU are an example of Studmuffin’s taste, these women have to be prizes!) \*\* Works for me. How do you guys feel about Tennessee? That’s the last address I have for the first ex. And, yeah, I suspect studmuffin’s taste would suit me just fine. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/491 "2003-08-08T23:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Ooh! An engineering joke! Wanna ride gain on me, baby? \*\* What I am concerned about is that you don’t have gain but rather are just full of insertion loss. Are you an active or passive element? Or maybe you are just a passive element made from active devices. Have you hit steady state or are you still charging? [Beevis & Butthead] Heeheehee, she said “insertion loss” Heeheehee [/B&B] **_sigh_ I am way too much a nerd _sigh_** ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/492 "2003-08-09T00:13:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deb2world \* > \*\*What I am concerned about is that you don’t have gain but rather are just full of insertion loss. Are you an active or passive element? Or maybe you are just a passive element made from active devices. Have you hit steady state or are you still charging? > [/SIZE] \*\* _thumbs frantically through the owner’s manual_ [mutter]…solid state…fast cycle time…VLS circuitry…high current capacity…low impedance…coupling capacitor…[/mutter] _tosses manual aside_ Ah, hell! I don’t know. Let’s just plug it in, and see what happens! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/493 "2003-08-09T00:14:46Z")
**Tanookie** , you are indeed the oversexed sex kitten on this thread. Enjoy it!! I get the mindblowing sex, just not NEARLY often enough. I can pretty much set my clock…er, calender by it, though. **Deb2world** , way smart women are not nerds. We are goddesses. Don’t forget it. **mipiace** i would strongly advise getting a toy for the frustration level. Goodvibes’ website has some wonderful stuff. **Dave** , is being able to take a deep breath in ten years enough incentive to quit smoking? Your lungs can heal themselves, BTW. I’ve talked to a lot of emphysema patients who have told me that if they knew their lungs could regenerate, they’d have quit a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/494 "2003-08-09T00:27:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Someone Wyatt is post-padding. 😛 \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/495 "2003-08-09T00:35:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deb2world \* > \*\*What I am concerned about is that you don’t have gain but rather are just full of insertion loss. Are you an active or passive element? Or maybe you are just a passive element made from active devices. Have you hit steady state or are you still charging? > [Beevis & Butthead] > Heeheehee, > she said “insertion loss” > Heeheehee > [/B&B] > **_sigh_ I am way too much a nerd _sigh_** \*\* Whoooo Hooooo, Darlin’ Talk dirt-E.E. to us, Darlin’ Goddess! Myself, I’m beyond wow… all the way to flutter! Dial that gain beyond distortion and lets square off the tops of them waves! TTL means never having to settle for and or or ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/496 "2003-08-09T01:33:39Z")
**Maureen** **Blush** Thanks for reminding me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*_thumbs frantically through the owner’s manual_ > [mutter]…solid state…fast cycle time…VLS circuitry…high current capacity…low impedance…coupling capacitor…[/mutter] > _tosses manual aside_ \*\* For those who are not technically savvy, let me translate the above. solid state = doesn’t that hurt after awhile? fast cycle time = minute man, not considered a positive attribute VLS circuitry = “things” are measured in microns, and sorry to burst your bubble, but size DOES matter low impedance = are you saying that some of us are high impedance, that is not nice and I might be getting really close to being insulted or am I getting real close to being insultated. coupling capacitor = this is a bennie, you don’t want to mix your signals, but I would suggest making sure that this cap covers the whole range Poor Manual, I think you bruised him. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \*Dial that gain beyond distortion and lets square off the tops of them waves! > TTL means never having to settle for and or or Obviously your favorite song is “Love Hertz” Men are TTL (either just on or off), while women are linear (stages of on or off) – Goddess Deb ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/497 "2003-08-09T02:11:35Z")
We have an “off”??? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/498 "2003-08-09T02:14:55Z")
certainly, Wyatt, dear. It’s called “deceased.” ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/499 "2003-08-09T02:23:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\ ***Dave** , is being able to take a deep breath in ten years enough incentive to quit smoking? \*\* No. Did you really think it would be? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*For those who are not technically savvy, let me translate the above. > > solid state = doesn’t that hurt after awhile? > fast cycle time = minute man, not considered a positive attribute > VLS circuitry = “things” are measured in microns, and sorry to burst your bubble, but size DOES matter > low impedance = are you saying that some of us are high impedance, that is not nice and I might be getting really close to being insulted or am I getting real close to being insultated. > coupling capacitor = this is a bennie, you don’t want to mix your signals, but I would suggest making sure that this cap covers the whole range \*\* :rolleyes: All your report cards included the phrase “needs to learn to play nicely with others”, didn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/500 "2003-08-09T02:26:13Z")
Well, yes, I was kinda hoping…I think everyone here would agree that you’re worth keeping around for a while. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=26)