# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/761 "2003-08-22T19:52:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*See, the ego boost [but only a little not TOO much] is good b/c confidence is sexy. > > Stick with us, we’ll get you laid…even if it is by proxy. LOL \*\* With any luck, she and I will both be as horny and as easy as we were the last time we saw each other. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*Wait a minute…come to think of it, I’m jealous. No more ego boosting. you are cut off. \*\* Oh, hell! Shot myself in the foot! :smack: ::note to self … put gun away _before_ playing with **mipiace** next time:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/762 "2003-08-22T20:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > With any luck, she and I will both be as horny and as easy as we were the last time we saw each other. 😉 In my experience that’s not a hard _snicker_ thing for a guy to accoplish for himself… the tricky thing is the woman. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/763 "2003-08-22T21:30:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*In my experience that’s not a hard _snicker_ thing for a guy to accoplish for himself… the tricky thing is the woman. 😉 \*\* Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… :mad: grrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/764 "2003-08-22T21:30:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*In my experience that’s not a hard _snicker_ thing for a guy to accoplish for himself… the tricky thing is the woman. 😉 \*\* Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… :mad: grrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/765 "2003-08-22T21:31:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*In my experience that’s not a hard _snicker_ thing for a guy to accoplish for himself… the tricky thing is the woman. 😉 \*\* Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… hmmmm, what was it I was mad at the Studmuffin for? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/766 "2003-08-23T02:40:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Yeah, me too, **Tanookie**. Seems to be a major problem with Nice Guystm. They don’t trust their gut on when the right moment is, and end up letting it pass by two or three times, til you finally get exasperated and take matters into your own hands. So to speak. \*\* quietly checks his _matters_ … nope, no hands … Ah … yeah … we’re back to the dreaded “nice guy” syndrome®, Fed by my mother who taught me that women Really Really liked ‘nice’ guys who ‘respected’ them. Amazing my Mom ever got laid! > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Peritrochoid_ \*\*I don’t like NASCAR \*\* Ok I can understand that … > [@](#): > > **and I do NOT think Budweiser is the king of beers.** Waaaaat? you What? **Rocky** , Dude, you just DisBelieved a Solid Large Corporation Advertising Slogan!!! _gasp_ Keep an eye over your shoulder for the Homeland Security Fellas, Dude, they are on the Look Out for folks with such unpatriotic ideas!!! > [@](#): > > _snip_ ( I liked that) … if your date keeps looking at your lips (and you aren’t chewing on them, drooling, or otherwise calling attention to them in some adverse fashion), they want to kiss you. …_snip_ Uh, guys??? (all right, I did what growing up I’ve done, in Kansas, there, “guys” IS unisex!) … I can dig that if she’s looking at my lips a lot, it means I’m missing the “Kiss me you silly boy.” message … but … I’m kinda tall, what does it mean, if she just looks like she’s looking up my nose, a lot? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/767 "2003-08-23T03:24:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* Keep an eye over your shoulder for the Homeland Security Fellas, Dude, they are on the Look Out for folks with such unpatriotic ideas!!! \*\* They’ve already knocked on my door. I kicked their ass and poured them a nice cold Fosters. [horrible fake aussie accent] They’re on my side now, mate. [/horrible fake aussie accent] 😃 Well, the hour of my post should tell all that, sadly, Rocky didn’t get another weekend of passion. Nope. Her invitation was just friends, though we had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs, and might catch a baseball game on Sunday. Thank God I hadn’t gone into this expecting anything to happen tonight. 😉 I’d be really disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/768 "2003-08-23T03:35:24Z")
Grump! I went into your date expecting a Lot of well told Highly Detailed (ah-Hem, **DB** ) action!!! \>\>\>I’m\<\<\< disappointed! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/769 "2003-08-23T03:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Grump! I went into your date expecting a Lot of well told Highly Detailed (ah-Hem, **DB** ) action!!! \>\>\>I’m\<\<\< disappointed! \*\* Hmm … well … I’ll see what I can cook up tomorrow. 😉 I already feel like I’ve taken over **DB** ’s thread today. I just _can’t_ be doin’ that to the Legend, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/770 "2003-08-23T03:50:31Z")
\*grumbles, then turns and kneels down on his little teensy thin square of rice paper on the cold cold cold hard hard hard rocks, then proceeds to bow in the direction of the _Legendary One_, where Ever his dessert might be coming from this evening. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/771 "2003-08-23T03:54:45Z")
::tosses the poor Student a blanket:: Don’t tell 'im where it came from, okay? Mostly because I don’t even know … ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/772 "2003-08-23T03:55:59Z")
WOO HOO!! nothing like post-padding on a dateless Friday night … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/773 "2003-08-23T03:56:34Z")
[Dobby] A blanket, For Me??? sir? Oh the **Rocky** has been Too kind, sir, entirely Too kind to a poor **Wyatt** [/Dobby] ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/774 "2003-08-23T04:01:56Z")
Poor kid’s in sad shape … just _what_ has **DB** done to him? Legend or not, aren’t there laws against this kind of abuse? Hmm … ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/775 "2003-08-23T04:03:15Z")
Here, kid, have a Fosters … you _are_ old enough, right? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/776 "2003-08-23T05:24:18Z")
[horrible Aussi accent] Damn’d straight I am, mate![end accent] _Gratefully accepts Fosters_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/777 "2003-08-23T08:02:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\ ***Flamsterette\_X** - yep, major typo. \*\* That’s what I thought. And yes, people from here have contacted me through my email address. Most of the interaction has been positive, with a few negative vibes… plus one extremely harsh negative vibe. (enough said on that one) But no… nobody has contacted me for the express and singular purpose of flirting with me. Is that a good thing or not? Can’t really tell. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/778 "2003-08-23T12:56:38Z")
**Wyatt** … if you can’t tell where she’s looking (e.i. up your nose, lips, or eyes) for God’s sake man, sit down! 😉 Seriously though I’ve dated some tall guys (my DH is 6’4" I’m 5’7"), and I think _I_ make it obvious enough where I’m looking 😉 Although I did nearly have to take a 2x4 to his head to get that first kiss. So, nice guys do get the girl at least sometimes. 😉 **Rocky** , glad you had a good night on your friendly date… sorry it didn’t get any friendlier. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/779 "2003-08-23T13:20:33Z")
My, you folks have been busy little bees, in my absence! Start counting, Grasshopper; this is gonna be a long one. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Hmmmm…what a great opening for a dirty little mind like mine!! 😃 You give me such leeway. But, to avoid appeal: 2 foot rubs, one great bottle of wine, and time served. 😉 \*\* Such a merciful sentence! You do honor to the bench (and whatever else :D) you sit on. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Dave - I’m touched…I wasn’t around when you posted but I have never seen you make such a bold gesture at apologies to ME! Wow, totally stunned really. \*\* Well, you know I’d love to touch you, sugar, if it weren’t for that Studmuffin thing. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*Now hear this world, Deavebear officially rocks today…at least today. \*\* Who’zat? Sounds like a distant cousin, of some sort. > [@](#): > > **Let me know when you get that hottub installed, I’ll join you with some of my “Girls Gone Wild Friends” and we’ll party to celebrate. And I may not have met you in person but I’ve seen you pic and you most certainly do not look ogre-ish silly and I have told you that repeatedly. DAMN. (are you fishing for a compliment?)** Nah. I was actually hoping **tanookie** would post a link to the picture she has of me. > [@](#): > > \*\*Eye flick…LMAO you crack me up…I have never heard that one before but I guess I kind of understand the concept. \*\* I’m sure you do. I guarantee you’ve been doing it instinctively all your adult life, and just never had to think about it. You’re a natural. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Peritrochoid \* > \*\*Damn! Sorry, Dave. I’m posting my crap to your thread. I’m not trying to take it over, honest. I’ll be sure to either resurrect my OP or start one afresh if anything significant develops. I’m sure everyone is eager to know. 😉 \*\* Nah, don’t worry about it. I _asked_, remember? And, I _am_ interested. And rooting for you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*No Dave, I promise, I’ll post my own thread and let you all disect my innermost insecurities until your hearts content!!! ☹ \*\* Thank you. That would be appreciated, as it’s liable to be long and involved. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\*After the dopefest, do you think you are even in the same league with me re: cluelessness? \*\* What are you talking about? You knew that incredibly hot waitress (not kidding, there!) was flirting her gorgeous ass off, with you. Granted, she wasn’t subtle about it, but if you were truly clueless, you still would have missed it. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Blame the double post on my new kitten. _blushes profusely_ \*\* She’s so cute when she blushes, isn’t she? 😉 I love kittens! I’m jealous. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Rocky, you have all the girls crushin’ on you \*\* I knew _some_ of you ladies were “rock crushers”, but I didn’t think you all were. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rocky \* > \*\*Oh, tell the kitten Rocky says ‘hi’, Dreamer. 😃 \*\* I am **so** not going there! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…b/c confidence is sexy. \*\* AAAargh! I’ve got to start a thread on that, one of these days! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… \*\* Well, that’s your choice, darlin’. We all know you could get laid in a heartbeat, if that was all you wanted. > [@](#): > > \*\*hmmmm, what was it I was mad at the Studmuffin for? 😕 \*\* Ummm… [crude] that would be because he can’t resist porking any woman who holds still long enough. [/crude] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*quietly checks his matters … nope, no hands … Ah … yeah … we’re back to the dreaded “nice guy” syndrome®, Fed by my mother who taught me that women Really Really liked ‘nice’ guys who ‘respected’ them. Amazing my Mom ever got laid! \*\* Yeah, mothers suck, sometimes. And, yet, it’s hard to picture them doing that. (Fortunately) > [@](#): > > \*\*I can dig that if she’s looking at my lips a lot, it means I’m missing the “Kiss me you silly boy.” message … but … I’m kinda tall, what does it mean, if she just looks like she’s looking up my nose, a lot? \*\* It either means the same thing, or you need to trim your nose hair and she’s fascinated/disgusted by it. And, you need to tilt your head down. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Well, the hour of my post should tell all that, sadly, Rocky didn’t get another weekend of passion. Nope. Her invitation was just friends, though we had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs, and might catch a baseball game on Sunday. \*\* Sorry, dude. But, it’s a good sign that she wants to spend more time with you. Maybe she’s not quite as insane as she initially appeared. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Grump! I went into your date expecting a Lot of well told Highly Detailed (ah-Hem, DB) action!!! \>\>\>I’m\<\<\< disappointed! \*\* 😛 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > **I already feel like I’ve taken over DB’s thread today. I just can’t be doin’ that to the Legend, dude.** You get a special dispensation, for this occasion. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_grumbles_, then turns and kneels down on his little teensy thin square of rice paper on the cold cold cold hard hard hard rocks, then proceeds to bow in the direction of the Legendary One, where Ever his dessert might be coming from this evening. \*\* Such whining! Do I not give you a nice bowl of rice, every evening? Sometimes with a little fish, even? Sheesh! But, the Legendary One spent the evening alone, in his apartment. Sorry to disappoint. Harmony was supposed to call, but didn’t. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **[Dobby] A blanket, For Me??? sir? Oh the Rocky has been Too kind, sir, entirely Too kind to a poor Wyatt[/Dobby]** You washed that thing before you brought it in here, right? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Poor kid’s in sad shape … just what has DB done to him? Legend or not, aren’t there laws against this kind of abuse? Hmm … \*\* Don’t blame me! He was like that when I found him, huddled, shivering under some old newspapers behind a dumpster. I take him in, give him a nice dry spot to sleep on, his own mat, a bowl of rice every day, and what do I get? Whining! Grumbling! Such an ingrate! Humph! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*But no… nobody has contacted me for the express and singular purpose of flirting with me. Is that a good thing or not? Can’t really tell. \*\* So…how YOU doin’, cutie? 😉 Okay, so it’s not email. I’m lazy. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Wyatt… if you can’t tell where she’s looking (e.i. up your nose, lips, or eyes) for God’s sake man, sit down! 😉 Seriously though I’ve dated some tall guys (my DH is 6’4" I’m 5’7"), and I think _I_ make it obvious enough where I’m looking 😉 Although I did nearly have to take a 2x4 to his head to get that first kiss. \*\* I didn’t know you were that tall! I pictured you as a little bit of a thing. Good advice, again. And, you even know the mule trick! 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*So, nice guys do get the girl at least sometimes. 😉 \*\* [cue sappy music/] So, nothing to report, as far as a romance update. No news is…well…boring, I guess. Sorry about that. But, at least there haven’t been any further disasters. So, that’s a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/780 "2003-08-23T13:40:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\* … glad you had a good night on your friendly date… sorry it didn’t get any friendlier. 😉 \*\* Thanks, **Dreamer**. She’s one of those rare people who I find fun just to be around, so it was a good night even if I did miss a little action … I’m disappointed more for **Wyatt** ’s need for juicy details than I am for myself. 😉 Wait … no, that’s not true. 😃 I _did_ seem to notice some “almost touches” and that she seemed to struggle with herself to _not_ touch me. She expects her 12 week apprenticeship in Philly to take her further still, with returning to Knoxvegas low on the agenda. Otherwise, who knows what would happen. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* I knew some of you ladies were “rock crushers”, but I didn’t think you all were. \*\* Oh my! :eek: ::runs and hides in horror from the mental image **DB** just inflicted:: > [@](#): > > \*\* … Nah, don’t worry about it. I asked, remember? And, I am interested. And rooting for you … > > … You get a special dispensation, for this occasion …\*\* Thanks, **D’Bear**. Wait … are you **bribing** me so I don’t tattle on the **Wyatt** situation? 😃 > [@](#): > > **Sorry, dude. But, it’s a good sign that she wants to spend more time with you. Maybe she’s not quite as insane as she initially appeared.** Yeah, I think so too. Like I mentioned above, I think, if circumstances were different with Philly, I wouldn’t be here posting about this. So, who knows. Our paths in life intertwined and crossed so many times in the years before we actually met, I’d say we’ll run into each other again. And, well, if the stage is set right … Synchronicity, man, synchronicity. > [@](#): > > **I am so not going there!** 😃 I _like_ “kittens”! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=40)