# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/821 "2003-08-25T17:38:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*!!!Dave!!! > This has been a test… \*\* Cute post, **Psalex** , I believe your test of the emergency broadcast system has been a success. Now, though, we Do need to warn you about one of the special rules about this thread … > [@](#): > > _originally posted by DaveBear_ > …No, I don’t want to start a new “volume”. That would encourage people who haven’t been along for the whole ride to jump aboard and say stupid things because they don’t know the history… So, **Psalex** , if, now that you’ve entered the thread, you Do happen to wish to say _stupid things_, Please be Sure to read the entire thread, and Know Your History! 😃 oh, and the saying of _really!_ stupid stuff is reserved for actual Students studying the styles of the Legendary **D.Bear** … wait that didn’t sound right … pulls out the "entire history of _OMFG_ and restudies, carefully, to maintain his allowance to say really stupid things … in _R_an_s_ **o** me [sub]n[/sub] **o** [sup]t[/sup]e styles ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/822 "2003-08-25T20:46:03Z")
Wyatt!! Bad puppy!! We do NOT bite guests. Psalex was just saying hi. The sweeper can take care of his own thread. Psalex, welcome to the thread. Sorry about our Wyatt, Dave let him on the furniture and gave him the run of the thread this weekend, so he’s acting up Dave, hon, Wyatt made a mess again, and it’s your turn. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/823 "2003-08-25T20:50:03Z")
You know Dave they have classes to correct bad behaviors like that. Just put him back out in the yard a while until he can learn to behave, but don’t give up and send him to the pound. I’m sure you can give him another cahnce ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/824 "2003-08-25T21:16:05Z")
Or I could lend you my Flogger… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/825 "2003-08-25T21:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Wyatt!! Bad puppy!! We do NOT bite guests. Psalex was just saying hi. The sweeper can take care of his own thread. > Psalex, welcome to the thread. Sorry about our Wyatt, Dave let him on the furniture and gave him the run of the thread this weekend, so he’s acting up > > Dave, hon, Wyatt made a mess again, and it’s your turn. \*\* Umm … yeah … that would be _my_ fault. I gave 'im a blanket and fed 'im from the table this weekend. Must’ve spoiled the little bugger. :rolleyes: Sorry, all. And many apologies to **Psalex**. Don’t worry, Dave, I’ll clean up. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/826 "2003-08-25T21:34:19Z")
At least that sounds like rocks guy is tidy & responsible. That goes very nicely with a distaste for the yellow water with artifical beer flavoring. Btw, reading all the pool playing has me wondering… golf, now THAT seems like a good way to go, teach that cutie to play Golf! [pretend dialogue]See, you hold the club like this, here let me show you. good, now you hold it. Great. wait. almost. here, I’m just gonna stand behind you and put my hands over yours… [/pretend dialogue] ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/827 "2003-08-25T21:35:58Z")
BTW Dave…not to distract everyone by asking about the original topic of this thread or anything but how’s your love life? Anything interesting happen this weekend? Have any great desserts? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/828 "2003-08-25T21:37:53Z")
Gotta watch that White Ink…quite a sneaky one there!:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/829 "2003-08-25T21:58:25Z")
Oh, thank you everybody. I didn’t think there was room in here for one more, just thought I would stick a foot in and test the water. And no big deal about the doggy- I loves doggies. I just decided to hold my nose and jump straight in, why? What have I missed? Is there a Cliff’s Notes version of this epic? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/830 "2003-08-25T22:07:06Z")
Deep? it seems to be quite bottomless … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/831 "2003-08-25T22:27:20Z")
woof! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/832 "2003-08-25T23:53:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*woof! \*\* **FREE TO GOOD HOME!** Lively, amusing, and thoroughly housebroken. All vaccinations are up to date. Answers to White Ink. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/833 "2003-08-26T00:00:08Z")
hummmmm… \*\*White Ink, Maureen, Mipiace and a flogger … ??? \*\* hummmmm… Attention Please: Apparently I was not quite clear in my post to **Psalex** Should have read: Welcome unto you, oh new poster to this thread. Verily your opening post has been both brilliantly clever and fitting unto the tone here. In my way of welcoming you, allow me to make a small joke, in pretending there are ‘rules’ to this thread, or even a topic, which could be hijacked. [insert joke about thread rules here] Again I bid you welcome, and [follow with self-deprecating joke, which, at the same time accidentally sounds like making fun of the _Legendary one_]. NOW can I go back to sleeping on the couch when no-one is home to see me??? But back to the flogger … ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/834 "2003-08-26T00:16:47Z")
_curtsy_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/835 "2003-08-26T00:39:41Z")
**Psalex** , welcome to our chat thread. LOL I’m glad ya’ll didn’t get to busy while I was roped into working today. [story] I went in this morning to my chiro’s office for an adjustment. Little did I know… The regular office manager had a mild heart attack over the weekend and needed someone to cover for her. She and my chiro both thought I’d be a good canditate. LOL So I got to work today. Good thing my DH was off today and could watch the kids. I was glad to help out and they said if I ever needed a job… Made for an interesting day since I haven’t worked in several years. 🙂 [/story] **Wyatt** You can nap on the couch when no-one’s home so long as you don’t shed on the couch or make icky messes 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/836 "2003-08-26T02:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I was serious when I thanked you, it didn’t piss me off in the slightest. \*\* Ah. Well, that’s good. I always feel like I’m juggling nitro, when I comment on your personal life. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*oh, and the saying of really! stupid stuff is reserved for actual Students studying the styles of the Legendary D.Bear … wait that didn’t sound right … \*\* I dunno. Sounded right to me. Isn’t saying stupid stuff what I’m legendary for? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Wyatt!! Bad puppy!! We do NOT bite guests. Psalex was just saying hi. The sweeper can take care of his own thread. > > Psalex, welcome to the thread. Sorry about our Wyatt, Dave let him on the furniture and gave him the run of the thread this weekend, so he’s acting up > > Dave, hon, Wyatt made a mess again, and it’s your turn. \*\* Yes, Mama Mo. I know, I tend to spoil my pets and my women. It’s a bad habit. But, he’s so _CUUuuuute!_ Sweeper? I’m a sweeper, now? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*You know Dave they have classes to correct bad behaviors like that. Just put him back out in the yard a while until he can learn to behave, but don’t give up and send him to the pound. I’m sure you can give him another chance \*\* _shudder_ No! I’d never send a poor little puppy to the pound! Poor little guy! He didn’t mean to be bad. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\* Or I could lend you my Flogger… \*\* Really? Cool! I’d never use it on a puppy, but there may be a few women around here who would enjoy it. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Don’t worry, Dave, I’ll clean up. \*\* Dude! You **do** rock! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*golf, now THAT seems like a good way to go, teach that cutie to play Golf! \*\* I’ll pass. All that walking around, smashing balls with clubs…no thanks! Too reminiscent of “rock crushing”. I’ll stick to pool. It offers the same opportunities for wrapping one’s arms around the student, with whatever level of bodily contact one deems appropriate (or the student will allow). A dimly lit atmosphere where alcohol is readily available to quench the thirst and fire up the libido. And, there’s all that controlled, rhythmic stroking of long, smooth shafts, as firmly or as gently as the situation calls for. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*BTW Dave…not to distract everyone by asking about the original topic of this thread or anything but how’s your love life? Anything interesting happen this weekend? Have any great desserts? \*\* Ah, right! The updates. No, no desserts, this weekend. And, I had to pass up dessert, and possibly dinner, with Harmony, tonight, due to certain circumstances. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Oh, thank you everybody. I didn’t think there was room in here for one more, just thought I would stick a foot in and test the water. I just decided to hold my nose and jump straight in, \*\* If it’s not the right temperature, let me know. Oh, and about those rules someone mentioned? One of them is “No suits in the hot tub”. But, don’t worry about it; you didn’t know. Just toss it on the bench. > [@](#): > > \*\*why? What have I missed? Is there a Cliff’s Notes version of this epic? \*\* Yes. I’m Legendary, you’re yummy (I remember the Female Ejaculation thread quite vividly), **Rocky** rocks!, **Wyatt** is currently in the doghouse, **Maureen** and **Mipiace** are two more extremely hot babes, and **White Ink** is…umm…unique. **tanookie** is extremely preggers, with a new Munchkin. And, a little grumpy, lately, but give her good pizza, and she’ll be nice to you. **Optihut** and **Robot Arm** occasionally drop by, as well. Dunno about **Optihut** , but **Robot Arm** is the proverbial “sharp dressed man”. But, he still can’t wear a bathing suit in the tub. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*it seems to be quite bottomless … \*\* No, there are quite a few bottoms in here, at the moment. Some quite nice ones, too. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **But back to the flogger …** See? That’s why I chose you to be my acolyte. We think alike. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*…in pretending there are ‘rules’ to this thread… \*\* There certainly _are_ rules in this thread! I make them up as they’re needed. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Wyatt You can nap on the couch when no-one’s home so long as you don’t shed on the couch or make icky messes 😉 \*\* Hey, hey! I’ll do the spoiling around here! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/837 "2003-08-26T02:33:08Z")
Oh … My … Freaking … God … _sigh_ _wimper_ Y’all are NOT gonna believe this … I had Actually just nearly completed a full **Wyatt’s notes** of the thread … I was up to the events of page 16, for cryin’ out loud _whimper_ _tear_ _sob_ it was _beautiful_, and, I’m sure y’all will be stunned to hear, it being from **Wyatt the man of few words** ®, but it was more than a bit of work and typing! Then, I hit some errant key combination … don’t even know What errant key combination … and it’s Gone! My life’s greatest work … gone _sob_ I dunno How I’ll Ever get over it … _sob_ but I sure as H\*ll know One Thing … fun as it was, to reminisce, I AIN’T doin’ it again! All you New Posters and Lurkers, go read the thing for yourselves … all of it … no skimming, or you’ll Never understand All the vocabulary! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/838 "2003-08-26T02:38:29Z")
\*whimper, I’d Just gotten to the part where **Tanookie** loses her feet, and several others are fearing “smashed rocks” _whimper_ it was a work of Art, I tell you, Art! Y’all just Have to review the thread in your own mind (uh, leave in the parts where **Wyatt** ’s really cool and everything … but leave out the parts where he screws up or gets in trouble, I did …) and then, imagine I’ve described all those highlights even more cleverly than you remember them … and just let your imaginations sing my praises … it was That beautiful! _sob_ gone … all gone … in an “oh-no-second” … _whimper_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/839 "2003-08-26T02:40:45Z")
How will “newbee’s” Ever know and understand: _dessert_ _final email_ _rocky_ _rock crushing_ _hanging someone’s shelves_ … _sigh_ \*picks quill back up and begins his lessons again … ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/840 "2003-08-26T02:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Oh … My … Freaking … God … _sigh_ _wimper_** Awwwww! Poor little guy! Here, have a Milkbone. And, you can sleep on the sofa, if you want. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=43)