# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/841 "2003-08-26T02:47:59Z")
Poor **Wyatt.** This heat is not doing good things to you… Sweeper is a poker term, dear one. Tell you all about it after the kids go to sleep 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/842 "2003-08-26T02:53:47Z")
So _sweeper_ is **not** a mafia term … like _cleaner_? Whew! I was nervous. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/843 "2003-08-26T03:09:39Z")
_settles back to quietly lick himself, while examining the legs around for ‘hump-ability’ …_ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/844 "2003-08-26T03:14:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_settles back to quietly lick himself, while examining the legs around for ‘hump-ability’ …_ \*\* So, Dave … you haven’t had the little fella “fixed” yet, have you? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/845 "2003-08-26T03:21:26Z")
_looks up WIDE EYED and Terrified_ **ROCKY**?!?!?!??!?!?!!!? you think it should be “You Rock” and “Hey, You, No-rocks”??? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/846 "2003-08-26T03:28:02Z")
Just don’t mess up my jeans and I won’t bring it up again … errr … probably a poor choice of words there, but … ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/847 "2003-08-26T03:35:56Z")
“Wyatt, you’re cool and everything … but” “Rocky, poor choice of words there … but …” ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/848 "2003-08-26T03:41:50Z")
**Wyatt** , dude, you completely crack me up! Not a day goes by that you don’t make me laugh 'til it hurts! Thanks! 😃 I think I’m gonna start stalking your _other_ posts. 😉 Not that anyone would post anywhere but here. Nooo. Never. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/849 "2003-08-26T03:47:01Z")
Could someone pass me a beer? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/850 "2003-08-26T03:55:20Z")
::slides a frothy Guinness down the bar to **Psalex** :: That Wyatt, what a hoot, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/851 "2003-08-26T03:57:56Z")
_does the doggy-go-to-the-refrigerator-and-bring-the-babe-a-beer thing_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/852 "2003-08-26T03:57:56Z")
stupid, STUPID hamsters… **roch** , what kinda joint you think I’m running here? Scratch that, I’m not running it. _I_ am lounging on the couch with the ferrets, drinking up all the wine. there IS no mafia, there IS no mafia. **Psalex,** Wyatt is also the bartender. Luck. \*\*Dreamer, \*\* you interested in a job in California? Lots of medical positions open, name your price In other news, my darling 10yo (blond) daughter just asked me if they kill buffalo to get buffalo wings, or if they just put them to sleep while they take them off? Gotta love her. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/853 "2003-08-26T04:01:26Z")
_wipes a little foam off upper lip_ Yes, he is a feisty little puppy. Is it weird that I like it when he licks my toes? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/854 "2003-08-26T04:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* > _I_ am lounging on the couch with the ferrets, drinking up all the wine. > > In other news, my darling 10yo (blond) daughter just asked me if they kill buffalo to get buffalo wings, or if they just put them to sleep while they take them off? Gotta love her. \*\* Bwwahahahaha! LOVE that! Those terrific California Schools! _trys to picture How Many little wings that size it would take to Get a buffalo off the ground …_ "on the couch _WITH the ferrets"_ in California??? Didn’t you mean, “at my Tahoe Cabin, with the ferrets, on the Nevada Side where they are legal, and the ferrets are drinking all my wine”??? Mo\*\* … got a girl friend named Ravin? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/855 "2003-08-26T05:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*_wipes a little foam off upper lip_ > > Yes, he is a feisty little puppy. Is it weird that I like it when he licks my toes? \*\* _trys to be a Very good little puppy, and do the things that the nice new-poster-babe likes … but suddenly finds he has Company in the “kneeling at the feet” thing!_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/856 "2003-08-26T05:33:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*"on the couch _WITH the ferrets"_ in California??? Didn’t you mean, “at my Tahoe Cabin, with the ferrets, on the Nevada Side where they are legal, and the ferrets are drinking all my wine”??? > > Mo\*\* … got a girl friend named Ravin? \*\* No, **Wyatt** , **Dave’s** couch. **Dave’s** ferrets. He mentioned them on, I think, page um…5? or was it 7? Yes, ferrets are illegal in California, and we CERTAINLY do not do anything illegal here, now do we? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/857 "2003-08-26T05:35:46Z")
sorry, btw, for the hit & run posts…Nip/Tuck is on, and I am ADDICTED. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/858 "2003-08-26T05:51:55Z")
Oh, **Wyatt** , I’ve been remiss in changing your papers haven’t I? I’ve been away for a few days. So Sorry. And to you too, **Dave**. BTW, Dave I was on the Cape, in West Falmouth, near Old Silver Beach and Long’s Pond. AND I got to eat at The Flying Bridge restaurant just like a grown-up! And The Clam Shack at the mouth of the harbour, just like a kid. Even went sailing. And best of all, I was with all adults. Aaaaah, life is good sometimes. I’d apologize for the hijack BUT… Now where’s the pony-tailed naughty boy? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/859 "2003-08-26T05:59:08Z")
Somebody tell me please, how this thread became a metastasized monster at 18 pages when it started out as a happy-happy back-slappin’ fest for **Davebear**. I don’t think I have the energy to read through this beast. ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/860 "2003-08-26T06:09:39Z")
Sharp dressed certainly doesn´t apply to me. Being an engineer (almost) in a godforsaken town, I usually dress in jeans and T-shirts… For reference, here is an old photo (taken 1.5 years ago. How time flies…) [http://www.baer.rwth-aachen.de/~optimus/misc/personal\_de.html](http://www.baer.rwth-aachen.de/~optimus/misc/personal_de.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=44)