# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/901 "2003-08-26T22:46:31Z")
::rushing in, out of breath:: Did I hear something about licking female bodies?! :eek: šŸ˜ƒ **Sign me up!!** šŸ˜ƒ Wait a minute, tequila? EEEW, gross! Bad experience, ladies and gents, bad experience. Rocky steers _WAAAAY_ clear of that stuff! ā˜¹ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Maureen_ > **ā€¦body shots are the gentlemanā€™s liquor of choice.** Hmm ā€¦ thatā€™s more like it. šŸ˜‰ Hey, **Wyatt**! Got a bottle of Jameson behind the bar? Whoā€™s first? šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/902 "2003-08-26T22:51:26Z")
ooohā€¦pick me pick me!!! _sprinkles salt on her shoulder_ (no wait, he said no tequila) _places cherry firmly in belly button_ ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/903 "2003-08-26T22:54:13Z")
ooh! Catholic, I like! Does this mean both Rocky and I will be slurping Jamesonā€™s off somebody, or how does that work? **Maureen** The booze is supposed to drip between my shoulder blades? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/904 "2003-08-26T23:23:41Z")
Heh. **White Ink** , are you having trouble with the eroticism that is the well poured body shot? Your breasts, dear. To be slurped off your tummy. Or other points south.šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/905 "2003-08-26T23:32:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Besides, itā€™s far far too long since anyone has licked salt off my body ā€¦ \*\* Gotta Love a woman who even Has that kind of an internal clock! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/906 "2003-08-26T23:44:11Z")
**maureen** , Ferreal Iā€™ve never had a body shot or been a body shot. But seeing as how Iā€™m leaving in 15 minutes for nevada, to see a man about a burning, Iā€™m definitely throwing a bottle of pineapple rum and a bottle of stoli vanil into my bags. Iā€™m sure I can get some good body slurping there. Iā€™ll see you all in 2 weeks, be good to each other! _kisses_ White Ink the Burner ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/907 "2003-08-26T23:46:13Z")
ENJOY!! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/908 "2003-08-27T00:09:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*ooohā€¦pick me pick me!!! > > _sprinkles salt on her shoulder_ > > (no wait, he said no tequila) > > _places cherry firmly in belly button_ \*\* gotta love that **Psalex**! Ever the eager ā€¦ umm ā€¦ _beaver_. šŸ˜ƒ mmm ā€¦ a cherry marinated in Irish whiskey ā€¦ ::reaches for the Jameson and warms the bottle between ā€¦ _his hands_ (yeah, thatā€™s it) ā€¦ before pouring:: ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/909 "2003-08-27T00:26:14Z")
_frantically running back and forth, slipping my head through the little loops on the various teeny casks of liquors and running them to their destinations ā€¦ ever since Iā€™ve gotten turned into a dog, by the appearance of ā€¦ uh ā€¦ the ā€œeager beaverā€ ā€¦ Iā€™m finding the thought of licking people Even More attractive! Would not have thought there Was further up to go on that scale! Also noticing that being at doggie height ā€¦ well ā€¦ short skirts are ā€¦ pant pant ā€¦ never mind ā€¦_ Permission, huh, Dave? I only gots to get Permission? (gotta get the ā€˜fine printā€™ clear here, when the, uh, stakes, are this high!)[A surprisingly related post from a while back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3717930#post3717930) ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/910 "2003-08-27T00:27:18Z")
_has to admit, the cherry thing Was a nice touch ā€¦_ ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/911 "2003-08-27T00:40:36Z")
Hey, Dave- I am only a guest in your house here, would you like to go first? What is your favorite fruit? šŸ˜‰ (please donā€™t say pineapple, please donā€™t say pineapple, please donā€™t say pineapple) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/912 "2003-08-27T00:49:11Z")
Hey! Who told you kids you could start a party? Without me? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*ooohā€¦pick me pick me!!! > > _sprinkles salt on her shoulder_ > > (no wait, he said no tequila) > > _places cherry firmly in belly button_ \*\* Dammit! **Rocky** beat me to it! Iā€™d have loved to have taken your cherry. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Heh. White Ink, are you having trouble with the eroticism that is the well poured body shot? Your breasts, dear. To be slurped off your tummy. Or other points south. šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Mmmm. Would you like to be my first round? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > > \*\*Besides, itā€™s far far too long since anyone has licked salt off my body ā€¦ > > Gotta Love a woman who even Has that kind of an internal clock! \*\* Amen! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > **ā€¦ to see a man about a burningā€¦** Ummā€¦_burning?_ Do I want to know? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*ā€¦ Permission, huh, Dave? I only gots to get Permission? \*\* Yep. If itā€™s okay with her, itā€™s okay with me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Hey, Dave- I am only a guest in your house here, would you like to go first? What is your favorite fruit? > > šŸ˜‰ > > (please donā€™t say pineapple, please donā€™t say pineapple, please donā€™t say pineapple) \*\* Pineapple! No, just kidding. I would have, but I was too slow. Got any more cherries? Thereā€™s no way I can resist sucking a cherry out of a lovely belly button. I wonder if I can still tie a knot in the stem, with my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/913 "2003-08-27T00:55:36Z")
_quickly retrieves cherry, unties knot, replaces cherry_ _tries to look innocent_ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/914 "2003-08-27T00:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*_quickly retrieves cherry, unties knot, replaces cherry_ > > _tries to look innocent_ \*\* Hmm. I was kind of hoping for one fresh from the jar. I donā€™t know where this oneā€™s been. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/915 "2003-08-27T00:59:26Z")
In _my_ mouth, silly Bear. You still want it, donā€™t cha? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/916 "2003-08-27T01:00:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*_quickly retrieves cherry, unties knot, replaces cherry_ > > _tries to look innocent_ \*\* Uh ā€¦ Iā€™m just the dog, and everything, so Iā€™ll Eat stuff ā€¦ but pulling that out of **Rockyā€™s** mouth ā€¦ and putting it back in your Navel? Do you Know where that mouth has BEEN? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/917 "2003-08-27T01:01:41Z")
5:57; 5:59 and 6:00 and Iā€™m Late Dangā€™d Dial-up! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/918 "2003-08-27T01:05:44Z")
Burningman, **Dave** Burningman. Lots of Art, naked people, wacky people, art, booze, art, clever costumes, artā€¦ Iā€™ll post back with my attempts at body shots while iā€™m there. Happy thoughts to Miz M for 'splaining. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/919 "2003-08-27T01:10:24Z")
but ā€¦ but ā€¦ my mouth hasnā€™t been _anywhere_ in a coupla weeks, I promise! And plenty of alcohol since then has surely disinfected me! ::shakes head:: you spoil the little fella and he turns on ya! last blanket and beer I give **Wyatt**. sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/920 "2003-08-27T01:12:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* Mmmm. Would you like to be my first round? \*\* Well, that depends, **Dave**. (lowers eyes demurely & looks up through lashes) How far south were you planning on slurping? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=47)