# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/921 "2003-08-27T01:17:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* Mmmm. Would you like to be my first round? \*\* Well, that depends, **Dave**. (lowers eyes demurely & looks up through lashes) How far south were you planning on slurping? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/922 "2003-08-27T01:26:22Z")
See what happens when you talk about tying knots with your tongue? Double posts. All your fault. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/923 "2003-08-27T01:26:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Maureen_ > **How far south were you planning on slurping?** ::puts on DJ hat:: … cue TLC’s _Red Light Special_ \*" … I’ll let you touch it … if you like to go down. I’ll let you go further … if you take the southern route …"\* ::notes that _slurping_ is not a terribly sexy word:: ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/924 "2003-08-27T01:38:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*::shakes head:: you spoil the little fella and he turns on ya! last blanket and beer I give **Wyatt**. sheesh! \*\* _whimper_ Boy Howdy! add a little alcohol, a little body licking, a little Major **Dave and Rocky** Flirting … and a _Dog_ to a thread, and it just Takes Right Off, with a whole New wind! Amazing what adding a really good Dog will do for a place!!! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/925 "2003-08-27T01:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*In _my_ mouth, silly Bear. > > You still want it, don’t cha? \*\* Ooh! Yes, ma’am. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\* Burningman, Dave Burningman. > > Lots of Art, naked people, wacky people, art, booze, art, clever costumes, art… > > I’ll post back with my attempts at body shots while i’m there. Happy thoughts to Miz M for 'splaining. \*\* :smack: D’oh! I’ve read about that. It sounds like a great time. Bring the digital camera; we want illustrated reports! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Well, that depends, Dave. (lowers eyes demurely & looks up through lashes) How far south were you planning on slurping? \*\* Wow! A double shot. Excellent! How far? Well, I’d kinda like to see where the drip point is, and start from there. If that’s all right with you. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by peritrochoid_ > **::notes that slurping is not a terribly sexy word::** 😃 Well, no, it’s not very elegant. But, it’s deliciously dirty-sounding, don’t ya think? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/926 "2003-08-27T01:44:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* … a little Major **Dave and Rocky** Flirting …_\* umm … could this have possibly been phrased another way? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/927 "2003-08-27T01:46:19Z")
\*_curls up on the sofa and tests out ‘slurping’ himself, instead of ‘licking’ himself … yup, better sound!_ _ponders … I’m not so sure I’m in all that much of a hurry for that magic kiss from a babe, that will turn me back into the ‘prince of a man’ I once was, this dog thing… has some good parts … ummmmm parts …_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/928 "2003-08-27T01:47:14Z")
Well, dear one, the first thing we would need to do would be to get rid of all these people. As I do NOT do the group scene. But I refuse to be the party pooper, so let’s keep the Henry Louis Tres in the glasses, huh? And instead, you can tell me more about your stem twisting abilities… **roch** , TLC should be switched for something…well…good. sorry. Pink FLoyd comes quickly to mind… “Shine on You Crazy Diamond,” or quite possibly Led Zeppelin’s “cashmere,” hard to concentrate just now, can’t think why… anyway…who needs a refill? ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/929 "2003-08-27T01:47:16Z")
Wyatt, or Rocky- could one of you sweet boys pull the blinds? I would be terribly embarrassed if anyone were watching- why, our reputations could be tarnished! Thank you. Now could someone please hand me that empty champagne bottle? _spins_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/930 "2003-08-27T01:47:36Z")
Bullwinkle and Rocky flirting? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/931 "2003-08-27T01:52:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Bullwinkle and Rocky flirting? \*\* Much better. But you might get tossed outside for calling Dave _Bullwinkle_. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/932 "2003-08-27T01:53:05Z")
Bear and squirrel flirting? OH… unabashed flirting WITH **D.Bear and Rocky** , by the hot, intelligent attractive babes!!! THAT’s what you meant! _scratching ear_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/933 "2003-08-27T01:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Bullwinkle and Rocky flirting? \*\* LOL, **Wyatt** , that was too good!! But I think you’re sleeping on the porch tonight… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/934 "2003-08-27T01:56:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **roch, TLC should be switched for something…well…good. sorry. Pink FLoyd comes quickly to mind… “Shine on You Crazy Diamond,” or quite possibly Led Zeppelin’s “cashmere,” hard to concentrate just now, can’t think why…** hmm … _Cashmere_ … yep, got that. Does this mean I have to stick around as DJ? I mean, the lovely **Psalex** is going to get lonely playing with the pup. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/935 "2003-08-27T01:56:18Z")
_hops off sofa and heads back to the bar, slipping his head through the little loops on all the little teensy little casks, and carrying the ‘refills’ around the room, to where they belong_ _Yup, amazing what the addition of a good dog will do for a story line!_ ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/936 "2003-08-27T02:04:04Z")
Who’s lonely? I’ve got Davebear- ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/937 "2003-08-27T02:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Bear and squirrel flirting?** I first read that as ‘bear and squirrel _ **fighting** _.’ LOL. 😃 Guess I can stop running now. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/938 "2003-08-27T02:11:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > > **… a little Major Dave and Rocky Flirting …** > > umm … could this have possibly been phrased another way? 😉 \*\* I got no problems with that. I’ve been promoted to Major. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*\*curls up on the sofa and tests out ‘slurping’ himself, instead of ‘licking’ himself … yup, better sound! \*\* Told ya’. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Well, dear one, the first thing we would need to do would be to get rid of all these people. As I do NOT do the group scene. But I refuse to be the party pooper, so let’s keep the Henry Louis Tres in the glasses, huh? And instead, you can tell me more about your stem twisting abilities…** Hmmm…did I mention the private back room? Not even the dog is allowed back there. Only special guests, by invitation. Oh, and I can only do the cherry stem thing if I’ve plucked it out of a woman’s body. It’s a psychological thing, I guess. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Wyatt, or Rocky- could one of you sweet boys pull the blinds? I would be terribly embarrassed if anyone were watching- why, our reputations could be tarnished! \*\* Well…some of _your_ reputations, maybe. It’s only going to embellish mine. _shrug_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Wyatt Bullwinkle and Rocky flirting? \*\* Hey, **Rocky**! Watch me pull a **Wyatt** outa my hat! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by peritrochoid_ > \*\*hmm … Cashmere … yep, got that. Does this mean I have to stick around as DJ? \*\* Hehehe. That’s how I got stuck being a bartender for 21 pages in the SnS thread. Thanks for volunteering. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Yup, amazing what the addition of a good dog will do for a story line! \*\* Well, everyone loves a good shaggy dog story, don’t they? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Who’s lonely? I’ve got Davebear- \*\* Hmmm…a woman who won’t let me do a body shot in public, or one who can also tie cherry stems in knots…I suppose both is out of the question? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/939 "2003-08-27T02:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*I first read that as ‘bear and squirrel _ **fighting** _.’ LOL. 😃 \*\* Naw… all those places closed down, got hard to get any decent bets on the bear, in those joints. The squirrel couldn’t land much of a punch, but the little guy was so fast, he always ended up winning decisions … on points. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/940 "2003-08-27T02:25:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* Hmmm…did I mention the private back room? Not even the dog is allowed back there. Only special guests, by invitation. Oh, and I can only do the cherry stem thing if I’ve plucked it out of a woman’s body. It’s a psychological thing, I guess._\* Wow. Talk about **Oh, My Freaking’ God** … And now, the husband is asking why I’m blushing 😃 Hmmm…to be continued. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=48)