# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/941 "2003-08-27T02:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Hey, **Rocky**! Watch me pull a **Wyatt** outa my hat! \*\* šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ **LOL** Oh hell, Dave! The tears ā€¦ the tears ā€¦ they wonā€™t ā€¦ they wonā€™t stop! I love it! Dammit my stomach hurts too! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/942 "2003-08-27T02:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally by _D.Bear_ > Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a Wyatt outa my hat! So very laughing right out loud beautiful! Hystericalā€¦ and with a cherry stem in your mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/943 "2003-08-27T02:35:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > Robot Arm, Iā€™m so very sorry to have not given you credit for quoting that. I know Iā€™m not the highest profile poster around here, and a while ago Davebear implied that I was pregnant, but now Iā€™m being mistaken for Wyatt? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/944 "2003-08-27T02:49:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Wow. Talk about Oh, My Freakingā€™ Godā€¦ > And now, the husband is asking why Iā€™m blushing šŸ˜ƒ > \*\* I love women who blush so prettily! Hi Mr Maureen! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Nawā€¦ all those places closed down, got hard to get any decent bets on the bear, in those joints. The squirrel couldnā€™t land much of a punch, but the little guy was so fast, he always ended up winning decisions ā€¦ on points. \*\* :dubious: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > **LOL Oh hell, Dave! The tears ā€¦ the tears ā€¦ they wonā€™t ā€¦ they wonā€™t stop! I love it! Dammit my stomach hurts too!** [referee] 8ā€¦9ā€¦10! The Winner! [/referee] Hmph! Points, my ass! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **So very laughing right out loud beautiful! Hystericalā€¦ and with a cherry stem in your mouth!** Thank you, thank you. It is good to remind the student who is the master, every so often. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > **I know Iā€™m not the highest profile poster around here, and a while ago Davebear implied that I was pregnant, but now Iā€™m being mistaken for Wyatt?** Itā€™s okay. I wonā€™t try to put a collar on you. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/945 "2003-08-27T02:51:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\* ā€¦ a while ago Davebear implied that I was pregnant ā€¦ \*\* WOW! Pregnant, eh? :eek: And here I though being called a squirrell, being teased by a certain fresh face, and being accused of flirting with Dave were bad ā€¦ poor, poor **Robot Arm**. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/946 "2003-08-27T02:59:46Z")
Getting cold over here, and my glass is empty. Wonā€™t someone help me out? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/947 "2003-08-27T03:08:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Getting cold over here, and my glass is empty. Wonā€™t someone help me out? šŸ˜‰ \*\* :dubious: :cue Souxsie and the Banshees _Peek-A-Boo_: Hmm ā€¦ so whatā€™ll the lady be drinkinā€™ tonight? The bartenderā€™s got a special reserve cognac held aside ā€¦ canā€™t be lettinā€™ ya get cold now, yā€™know. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/948 "2003-08-27T03:10:29Z")
Oh, that sounds good. On second thought, make that a cold Killianā€™s and a little snuggle- ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/949 "2003-08-27T03:18:48Z")
Man! A guyā€™s gotta be lightning fast, around here. Did Mr Maureen drag **Maureen** home? Oh, well. Itā€™s past my bedtime, anyway. I think you ladies have kept me up long enough for one night. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/950 "2003-08-27T03:21:53Z")
::cue DJ set:: ::run to bar:: ::grab Killianā€™s:: ::run to **Psalex** :: Here ya go! Whew! Playing DJ _and_ bartender on Tuesday nights 'round here is tough. Did that **Wyatt** sneak outside again? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/951 "2003-08-27T03:57:52Z")
_trotting back in through the doggy door, with that well relieved look_ Huh? so, does this cast party count as a hijack, or is a cast party a normal part of a thread as it approaches being 20 pages? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/952 "2003-08-27T04:04:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Man! A guyā€™s gotta be lightning fast, around here. Did Mr Maureen drag **Maureen** home? Oh, well. Itā€™s past my bedtime, anyway. I think you ladies have kept me up long enough for one night. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Mr. Maureen reminded the divine Ms. M that we have a standing date for a movie tonight. Which we just finished watching. Knockaround Guys, which wasnā€™t great, but Vin Deiselā€™s armsā€¦ _Oh, My Word_, what pretty eye candy. Well, if the host is going to bedā€¦and alone yetā€¦I sā€™pose Iā€™ll be on my merry little way. 'Night all. **Psalex** , go easy on our **roch**. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/953 "2003-08-27T11:11:17Z")
_tiptoes past **Psalex** and **Rocky** , tangled up and sleeping on the sofa._ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* so, does this cast party count as a hijack, or is a cast party a normal part of a thread as it approaches being 20 pages? \*\* Well, itā€™s normal for one of _my_ threads, if there happens to be a bevy of beautiful and willing babes hanging around. Much to the chagrin of some folks. šŸ˜ƒ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Mr. Maureen reminded the divine Ms. M that we have a standing date for a movie tonight. \*\* Awwww! Thatā€™s so sweet. šŸ™‚ No wonder you two seem to have such a great marriage. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Well, if the host is going to bedā€¦and alone yetā€¦** Yeah. Funny how consistently that happens. And, what happened to **mipiace**? She started the party, and then bailed out. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/954 "2003-08-27T12:14:02Z")
Damn, missed the party while I watched Two Towers. ā˜¹_sigh_ Robot Arm, dear, Iā€™m so sorry about that. I knew I should have gone back and rechecked the poster on that quote. ((hugs)) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/955 "2003-08-27T13:01:54Z")
Oh, itā€™s okay **SD**. I canā€™t really complain. For the most part, I hear pretty good things about Wyatt, with just a few unspecified reservations. I just wanted to nip any confusion in the bud. Iā€™ve seen this sort of thing happen before. Next thing you know, heā€™s humping somebodyā€™s leg and I get smacked on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/956 "2003-08-27T13:09:52Z")
Ugh, my head hurts. That was quite a party, **Davebear** _locates digital camera, quickly dumps all images without a preview, finds shoes, tipstoes out_ I just came over because **Wyatt** was supposed to summarize this thread for me, then someone broke out the booze, and I donā€™t remember much after that. Shhhā€¦ nevermind. Too loud. Iā€™ll just go back and read it. After my nap. (why are my pant legs covered in dog hair?) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/957 "2003-08-27T13:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > **Damn, missed the party while I watched Two Towers. ā˜¹_sigh_** Hmmm. Apparently Tuesday **is** ā€œMovie Nightā€. I had no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/958 "2003-08-27T14:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Ugh, my head hurts. That was quite a party, **Davebear** \*\* Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself. You seemed to be having a good time. šŸ™‚ Come on in the hot tub, and Iā€™ll rub your shoulders. Itā€™ll help. Iā€™ve got a pitcher of Mimosas, too. Theyā€™re always good for hangovers. And, the aspirin is here. BTW, I uploaded all the shots from your camera to my server, while you were asleep. Hope you donā€™t mind. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/959 "2003-08-27T14:08:20Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/960 "2003-08-27T14:10:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > > * * * > > And, what happened to **mipiace**? She started the party, and then bailed out. \*\* Iā€™m telling you! I turn my back and you guys have a party without me, I mean I was the one who called for the body shots to begin with and not one of you licked my body at ALL! not even the dog! Iā€™m sooo depressedā€¦and I am not even particular of which gender I do body shots with geez! :smack: What kind of friends are you? I spent the evening on the phone with Studmuffinā€¦[clothing on and everything] I heard his ā€œsideā€ - still not sure what I think ā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=49)