# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/961 "2003-08-27T14:48:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I’m telling you! I turn my back and you guys have a party without me, I mean I was the one who called for the body shots to begin with and not one of you licked my body at ALL! not even the dog! I’m sooo depressed…and I am not even particular of which gender I do body shots with geez! :smack: What kind of friends are you? \*\* Awww! Well, come on in the tub. I’ll lick you if I get to choose the spot(s). 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*I spent the evening on the phone with Studmuffin…[clothing on and everything] I heard his “side” - still not sure what I think … \*\* I have no doubt he’s a smooth talker, but do try to be skeptical. I imagine you’ve had similar conversations several times, all ready. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/962 "2003-08-27T14:55:51Z")
Okay run the water sweetie, I’ll tell you all about it while you scrub my back…will you wash my hair too? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/963 "2003-08-27T15:02:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Okay run the water sweetie, I’ll tell you all about it while you scrub my back…will you wash my hair too? \*\* Of course! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/964 "2003-08-27T15:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\*Oh, it’s okay **SD**. Next thing you know, Wyatt’s humping somebody’s leg and I get smacked on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. \*\* 😃 _wags tail_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \***(why are my pant legs covered in dog hair?)** :D:D _wags Tail like crazy_ . . . . . . . . . . . . How \*Y o u \* doin’, Pants? > [@](#): > > _Psalex_ _locates digital camera, quickly dumps all images without a preview…_ _tail s t o p_ ☹ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by DaveBear_ BTW, I uploaded all the shots from your camera to my server, while you were asleep. Hope you don’t mind. 😃 Wags Tail!!! (and wonders if **D.Bear** is gonna get smacked on the nose with the paper … trots off to fetch paper, just in case, coffee, and server passwords …) ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/965 "2003-08-27T15:08:54Z")
Good, you know that is one of the most relaxing things…love to have my hair washed…it’s grown since the last pic you saw of me. Nearly to my waist now… Oh yeah lots of shampoo…hey, shut that bathroom door, can’t let everyone watch! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/966 "2003-08-27T15:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\* not even the dog! I’m sooo depressed…_\* \*_ponders_ … should I start a pit thread about people who say demeaning things about dogs??? How Should I take that? Is _Dog_ now, in the politically incorrect circles, considered a degrading slur word for, well … dogs? … _loses track of ponder_ and happily trots over to sniff **Mipiace** ’s shoes and pant legs to see where she’s been … and gives a try at sniffing her … well … _upper pants legs_ … Ed. Note: And this is why it has been so difficult for _dogs_ to organize effectively against the use of demeaning phrases such as “not even the _dog_”… where is the _rage_ I ask you. Where . . . is . . . the public . . . Outcry?!?!? ??How the Heck did William Shatner get in here?? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/967 "2003-08-27T15:22:37Z")
[post padding] Happy \>\>\>20\<\<\< pages, everybody\*!!!\* [/post padding] ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/968 "2003-08-27T15:30:55Z")
Well Wyatt, you can pit me but I have had a really rough week already and I’ll bet you didn’t know this but I am a member of my local Humane Society and do doggy rescues so I am pretty canine friendly. C’mere and let me scratch your ears baby… You know Dave, I don’t think HE’s had a flea bath lately…maybe while you are bathing OMFG members… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/969 "2003-08-27T15:41:19Z")
Oh and another thing Wyatt, you know this whole thing could have been diverted if you’d have showed up with those body shots on time and licked me yesterday when I was calling for you…now get your nose out of there! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/970 "2003-08-27T15:43:04Z")
_LIkes to have his ears scratched, he discovers … and LOVES to have his member bathed_ but NOooot the Flea Soap … noooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/971 "2003-08-27T15:51:53Z")
Oh Dave, I’m so sorry, I got the little guy all spun up…maybe he just needs more exercise or something but I am definitely NOT washing his member! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/972 "2003-08-27T15:53:36Z")
Never fear **Robot Arm** , I promise I’ll never confuse ya’ll again. 🙂 **Dave** don’t you worry about Wyatt’s bath. **Wyatt** , I’m _known_ for getting cute puppies to behave for baths… now come here boy… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/973 "2003-08-27T15:54:28Z")
Oh Dave, I’m so sorry, I got the little guy all spun up…maybe he just needs more exercise or something but I am definitely\*\*NOT \*\* washing his member! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/974 "2003-08-27T15:57:15Z")
\*putting on his little hat with the “_press_” tag on it, slipping the pen out from behind his ear and grabbing his little note book … \* So, **Mr. D.Bear** as we move into the _twenty-first pagery_, our readers wanna know! Theresa has … disappeared without a trace, right? Sherri is/isn’t still in the “ex-with-dessert-privileges” category? What’s the Update on Harmony, _lady of the sweet tummy?_ Desserting or currently on an “other distractions” imposed _diet_??? The Activist/protester/Iran bound/ Tupperware party gal is left in the dust, And the other [Match.Com](http://Match.Com)’er “who wants to meet” has faded in the stretch … So, **Mr. D.Bear** Who else is on the horizon, IRL? What do you have for dessert, when you’re alone? … and WHERE were YOU when the bawdy body shots started happening? And WHAT is that stain on the couch? Do NOT try to blame it on some underling, like, say, the _dog_ … and then try to say it’s over, because _you_ forgive the _dog_ … You’re the leader here, you need to take responsibility! What do you have to say to all this? OH, and by the way, Congratulations on having another 20+ page post! To quote from one of the sages: _couMaureengh!_ "If **Davebear’s** sex life is still a source of amusement, I see no reason to discontinue it. " ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/975 "2003-08-27T16:03:55Z")
YEAH Dave, if this is the TOPIC of this thread… and of course we ALL would be LOATHE to hijack…tell us what is going on in the exciting world of Dave’s love life!! It’s gort to be better than mine right now! I haven’t even had a freakin’ kiss in um…at least a month. I know you every single person here is doing better than that! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/976 "2003-08-27T16:29:24Z")
It DOES feel like we’re being held out on, doesn’t it? How 'bout it, **Dave**? Found anyone kissable lately? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/977 "2003-08-27T16:37:47Z")
[announcer voice] For those of you just joining this thread, the following terms and derevations (and some deviations) will be on your entrance exam: OMFG “Pick up line” - lie or social grace? Theresa Righteous Brothers Concert - great warm up for “pick up lines”? Blues Harp “New Best Friend _Mark_” How many times is smoking mentioned in the thread? Mississippi Saxophone Flower etiquite The Dreaded Gauntlet of HumiliationTM Sherri AFter the pick-up calling etiquite big galumphing men … appealing? getting laid Men’s shoes **D.Bear** ’s shoes Stalking Typos Name the aardvark Can she tell if you think she looks _hot_ or should you tell her over and over? Things that are “coming on too strong” on a first date… Watertown Pizza Casual Sex How **Tanookie** lost her feet How **Peritrochoid** became Rocky and How **Wyatt** became: Grasshopper, cool and everything … but, Odd, Oddly weird, certified weird, insane, and now, a dog! Oh… and Just How Many intelligent, attractive, and witty women have been declaired “babes” in this thread. [/end announcer voice] ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/978 "2003-08-27T16:41:33Z")
Oh, and I’m dashing off to do some work, so I didn’t spell check or preview … so, for ALL the typos that I KNOW must be there … :smack: Hope you, dear readers, are fluent in ‘typo.’ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/979 "2003-08-27T16:48:03Z")
Oh … How could I Forget? The rating of good tummy Tall men with not-tall women The art of body shots bolognaious Monks Who is the babe with Optihut in the photo Which city had a Dope Fest that only missed setting an all-time-dopefest-attendance-record by one or two people? Only people who sleep with men would sell tightly sealing containers … and, of Course … _Dessert_ its not just for kids Any More! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/980 "2003-08-27T16:48:57Z")
Damn Wyatt, that is an awesome summation of 20 pages of thread! Very cool…don’t know if anyone but us could actu8ally make a lot of sense of it, but that is exactly what happened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=50)