# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/981 "2003-08-27T16:49:39Z")
Did I miss anything important for testing the reading comprehension or updating the vocabulary of our newest visitors? All y’all … _Thread Review!!!_ Greatest moments and stuff, especially Stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/982 "2003-08-27T16:55:47Z")
Oh, my Gosh… _the Eye Flick!_ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/983 "2003-08-27T17:10:24Z")
Excellent summation, Wyatt. Let us not forget proper handling of a pool cue, and cross references to the SnS thread, as well as OHGODDAMMIT!! It is Wednesday. **Tanookie** , what’d the doctor say? We can do the summation later. How’re you & the wee one doing? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/984 "2003-08-27T17:32:24Z")
Did **Tanookie** say when her appt was going to be today? BTW, excellent summery **checks name just to be sure**** Wyatt**. Very well done. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/985 "2003-08-27T17:35:57Z")
Oh yeah! Where is Tanookie? Maybe she is still at the doctor? But the thread review is awesome Wyatt! So still not a peep from Dave…hmm cat must’ve got his tongue. Wyatt, you are falling down on your job. Do you think he is hiding someone particular from us? Maybe he doesn’t want to jinx it by telling the teeming millions… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/986 "2003-08-27T17:41:21Z")
Oooooh **Daaaaave** … come share with us how it’s going on the hot chick front. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/987 "2003-08-27T17:43:42Z")
…we can keep a secret…really…we won’t tell anyone…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/988 "2003-08-27T17:47:25Z")
You could even tell us about her back too 😉 _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/989 "2003-08-27T18:00:14Z")
Oh my goodess…guess what just walked in my door? I just got back from my lunch and I have a HUGE bouquet of lillies. They are my favorite b/c they smell so good…hmmm someone wants me to think about him me thinks… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/990 "2003-08-27T18:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Good, you know that is one of the most relaxing things…love to have my hair washed…it’s grown since the last pic you saw of me. Nearly to my waist now…** My pleasure. Just turn around this way…now put your legs on top of mine, on either side of me…slide a little closer…there we go. Now, arch your back a bit for me. Oh,yeah. Hello, girls! What? Shampoo? Oh, right. > [@](#): > > \*\*Oh yeah lots of shampoo…hey, shut that bathroom door, can’t let everyone watch! \*\* Aw. come on. You know you’re a show off! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **You know Dave, I don’t think HE’s had a flea bath lately…** Hmm…I’ll get the hose out, later. > [@](#): > > **maybe while you are bathing OMFG members…** Hey, hey! Don’t be spreadin rumors like that. This is NOT a service I provide for just anyone, you know. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > **Dave don’t you worry about Wyatt’s bath. Wyatt, I’m known for getting cute puppies to behave for baths… now come here boy… 😉** Damn! Makes me wish _I_ were a puppy. But, thank you, Dream Girl. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Oh Dave, I’m so sorry, I got the little guy all spun up…maybe he just needs more exercise or something but I am definitely NOT washing his member! \*\* That makes two of us! But, don’t worry, Dreamer’s gonna handle it…err, wash it…umm, well she’s gonna give him a bath. It’s getting hot in here, again, isn’t it? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Theresa has … disappeared without a trace, right? > Sherri is/isn’t still in the “ex-with-dessert-privileges” category? > What’s the Update on Harmony, lady of the sweet tummy? Desserting or currently on an “other distractions” imposed diet??? > The Activist/protester/Iran bound/ Tupperware party gal is left in the dust, > And the other [Match.Com](http://Match.Com)’er “who wants to meet” has faded in the stretch …** An update, huh? Okay, but there isn’t much to tell. Theresa is gone, but not forgotten (dammit). Sherri remains the ex-gf, who _has_ dessert privileges, though she’s not likely to want to exercise them, because A) she now knows about Harmony, and B) well, she’s Sherri. Whether _I_ still have dessert privileges with her, I don’t know. Harmony…well…it’s been kinda weird, lately. She went away for the weekend, without warning, so I had no idea where she was or why she wasn’t returning my (one) voice message, or the (one) email I sent. Came home Sunday night, and called me; wanted to get together Monday, but as I mentioned, that didn’t work out. Wanted to get together, again, last night, according to her email, but again didn’t return my call. And, that’s pretty much where that stands. Monica, the savior of the underdog, is a memory, as is “the other one” who wanted to meet (supposedly). No one new, on the horizon. I’ve not done much with Match, recently. Last time I looked, the number of views of my profile was way up there, but no further winks or emails have forthcoming. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Oh… and Just How Many intelligent, attractive, and witty women have been declaired “babes” in this thread. > \*\* Darn good question. One which I can’t answer, other than to say “all of them”. But, there is no good pizza in Watertown. Was that a trick question? Heh! Gonna skip replying to all the coaxing. Everyone knows I can’t resist a sweet lady. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/991 "2003-08-27T18:12:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Heh! Gonna skip replying to all the coaxing. Everyone knows I can’t resist a sweet lady. _pout_ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/992 "2003-08-27T18:16:40Z")
Good lord you all partied hard last night! Baby update can be found here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207534](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207534) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/993 "2003-08-27T18:17:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*My pleasure. Just turn around this way…now put your legs on top of mine, on either side of me…slide a little closer…there we go. Now, arch your back a bit for me. Oh,yeah. Hello, girls! What? Shampoo? Oh, right. > Aw. come on. You know you’re a show off! 😃 > \*\* Show off well sometimes, but exhibitionist not necessarily…you left me in that tub soooo long! I thought you forgot me (and my girls)! As far as the dating scene - well Dave, welcome to the world of single-dom. TA-DA! I don’t know about anyone else (singles? your opinons? ) this is how it goes for me…I’ll have several potential suitors to choose from of varying degrees of maybe it’s really potential or maybe it’s nothing and byt he time I figure out what is going on then - ZIP … nada, nothing, zilch…I got nothin’…for a while…it’s kind of up and down…you know sometimes you meet people and sometimes you don’t. You just have to kind of go on about your business and be happy with yourself and develop friendships with people like us…you know we like you like you are. We are happy to see you if you are by yoursefl but if you have some cute babe on your arm that is cool too and if you disappear b/c you want to be alone with said cute babe, we understand that. that is what friends are for. And sometimes, when you develop groups of friends like that, you end up meeting people that are date-worthy that way. Honestly that is how I meet most of the people I go out with. (hugs) ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/994 "2003-08-27T18:27:20Z")
SD, I second your pout. And add a chin quiver. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/995 "2003-08-27T18:31:13Z")
**Tanookie**! Glad you’re back… I was just coming in to post the link to your thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/996 "2003-08-27T18:39:19Z")
Congrats Tanookie! I just posted there! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/997 "2003-08-27T19:23:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*_pout_ \*\* Have I mentioned how I react to pouting, when done by a beautiful woman? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Show off well sometimes, but exhibitionist not necessarily…you left me in that tub soooo long! I thought you forgot me (and my girls)! \*\* Oh, I’d never forget the girls! 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*As far as the dating scene - well Dave, welcome to the world of single-dom. TA-DA! I don’t know about anyone else (singles? your opinons? ) this is how it goes for me…I’ll have several potential suitors to choose from of varying degrees of maybe it’s really potential or maybe it’s nothing and byt he time I figure out what is going on then - ZIP … nada, nothing, zilch…I got nothin’…for a while…it’s kind of up and down…you know sometimes you meet people and sometimes you don’t. You just have to kind of go on about your business and be happy with yourself and develop friendships with people like us…you know we like you like you are. We are happy to see you if you are by yoursefl but if you have some cute babe on your arm that is cool too and if you disappear b/c you want to be alone with said cute babe, we understand that. that is what friends are for. \*\* Well, thank you. I’m actually not worried about the ups and downs, right now. Got enough going on to keep me occupied. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*SD, I second your pout. And add a chin quiver. \*\* _Sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/998 "2003-08-27T19:33:13Z")
So how do you react to a chin quiver? [not gonna’ ask how you react to “girls” I pretty much got that figured out] I’m glad you got the ups and downs mastered. It isn’t so bad really…as crazy as mine is, I kind of enjoy it. It is better than being married at least better than it was for me. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/999 "2003-08-27T21:51:46Z")
Hey Dave - thanks for the shampoo, it was most delightful…next time you are feeling blue, I’ll return the favor. I’m curious about something you posted in another thread…you said that once a guy turns 40 if he is single and not a total loser [sic] then he is golden dating material. Really? Hmmm…could be why Fernando is so damned confident!!! Oh and that airline pilot I was seeing for a while was about that age too and as arrogant as they come ick. Any way I got off track of what I was going to ask you - what about women…you see, I will be 36 in umm…well only a few days so I am getting there but I pass regularly for 30. And I know there aren’t that many women that actually take care of their self at 40 - so what do you think, are women who are still attractive at 40 still pretty marketable? Or is it really that there are that many more single women than men at that age? (Gee - might mean I’ll have to just date younger men…) On that note, I am going home gang. Have a good time tonight…I’m off to the gym so I can still look good naked at 40. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1000 "2003-08-27T22:07:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Just curious; why would you start reading a thread you don’t think you’ll have the energy to finish? I always avoided threads I thought were too long. Read the OP, thought, “Awwww, how nice,” noticed that it was a multipager, discovered just how much of a multi-pager it _was_, became overcome with curiosity, and asked why. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=51)