# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1021 "2003-08-28T15:58:01Z")
**Psalex** , how very sweet of you. But let me tell you… it really _sucks_ sometimes always being percieved as the “sweet” and “nice” girl. 😛 Espeically when your not _always_ sweet or nice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1022 "2003-08-28T16:04:29Z")
**Psalex** , how very sweet of you. But let me tell you… it really _sucks_ sometimes always being percieved as the “sweet” and “nice” girl. 😛 Espeically when your not _always_ sweet or nice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1023 "2003-08-28T16:07:12Z")
Ooops. Hamsters musta got happy. _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1024 "2003-08-28T16:12:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Psalex** , how very sweet of you. But let me tell you… it really _sucks_ sometimes always being percieved as the “sweet” and “nice” girl. 😛 Espeically when your not _always_ sweet or nice. 😉 \*\* Yeah I thought her offer was pretty sweet too. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1025 "2003-08-28T16:16:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > **Psalex, how very sweet of you. But let me tell you… it really _sucks_ sometimes always being percieved as the “sweet” and “nice” girl. 😛** Dang, none of the “sweet and nice” girls I pursued in High School, following my Mom’s advice, sucked! None of them! - Thread Thread Thread Thread\* … \*\*_Simple Dreamer_ Expose’ … What I’ve done when I’ve been Especially not sweet _or_ nice. 😉 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1026 "2003-08-28T16:21:47Z")
**Wyatt** I’m sure you’d love to know what I’ve been upto when I’ve been _especially_ not sweet or nice. But I think I’ll just have to leave that up to your obviously good imagination. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1027 "2003-08-28T16:27:36Z")
What’s wrong with being perceived as ‘always sweet’? I’ve tasted enough women to say that, for me at least, of all the flavor options ‘sweet’ never loses it’s appeal. Who’s with me? …and I did not, repeat, _did not_ say one word about ‘sweet and sour pork’. See? I’m being a good boy. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1028 "2003-08-28T16:29:32Z")
_Bath time???_ _pant pant – tail wag – tail wag_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1029 "2003-08-28T16:35:22Z")
**KP** _blush_ \* blush\* \* blush\* **Wyatt** … lol Already? Again? _thinks this puppy is upto naughtiness_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1030 "2003-08-28T16:38:45Z")
_Up, boy, UP!_ **KP** Congratulations on your triple blush award! I’m with ya on sweet, dude! All different flavors of Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1031 "2003-08-28T16:45:13Z")
I’m just wondering how ya’ll knew I used sugar scrub in the shower this morning 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1032 "2003-08-28T16:55:01Z")
_happy doggie starts sniffing **Dreamer** ’s pants cuffs, to see where she’s been … and starts working his sniffing way up …_ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1033 "2003-08-28T17:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I still take care of myself, I am not big on photos…I just don’t really take pictures \*\* Spoilsport! How are we supposed to judge how you look, naked, without any pictures? > [@](#): > > \*\*…a lot of 40 yr old men have the whole Spare tire thing going for them. \*\* Touche. At least mine is one of the new mini-spares. And, it’s deflating (slowly), now that I’m a bachelor, and not cooking (and eating) dinner every night. > [@](#): > > \*\*I’m glad you are having better luck this time, you will get better at it. I remember somewhere int his thread you said, “I suck at dating” but I am thinking you kind of don’t suck at dating anymore. It does take some practice but fortunately it is something that is fun to practice at! \*\* Ummm…okay. I think it’s probably more fun for women. All you ladies have to do is fend off the unwanted advances (though I admit that can be unpleasant, at times), or drop a (flashing neon, Mack truck-sized) hint in front of the guy you’re interested in. > [@](#): > > \*\*Oh and no hair? Well I’ll give you a scalp massage, those are nice too! \*\* That’ll work. Never had one of those. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*And mipiace -the-temptress, who dates a difficult man because she is woman enough for the challenge- you are one ballsy babe. Tell you what- next time the self-involved but well-accented Rogue mishandles the commitment play again, just give me a call and I will show up at the appropriate time in a sexy dress and give you a long wet kiss in his presence. Then I will disappear as mysteriously as I arrived, leaving you to grin, wipe the lipstick off your mouth, and shrug impolitely at Rogue. Divulge nothing! It never hurts to add to the this-woman-is-more-than-meets-the-eye factor. (And, as an added bonus, I will throw in a scathing look in Rogue’s direction as I stalk out) \*\* Whoa! Where’s **Wyatt** and his video camera when we need him? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Lastly, but mostly, Davebear . My, how you keep our interest. Women want you, strangers flock to your post, and men are simply in awe of your popularity. What else can I say? You are a prince among thieves, a man about town, and a hard man who has been good to find. mipiace and I have agreed to share you, should you deign to come down south from your exalted heights and join us for a private literary romp. We the paper and you the pen, Davebear . And we are poised for your dictation. \*\* Women _want_ me? _Which_ women? I’m available! Waitaminit! What was that you said about you and **mipiace**? _mumble, mumble, share!, mumble, omigod, mumble_ Hmmm. A _literary_ romp, eh? Too bad it wasn’t a literal romp. Why do I feel like they’re talking about me behind my back? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Sure Dave, just for you babe, you , me, Psalex, in the tub…do I need to say more?** There’ll be a CPR team standing by, right? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Psalex, how very sweet of you. But let me tell you… it really sucks sometimes always being percieved as the “sweet” and “nice” girl \*\* Aw. {{{{Dream Girl}}}}} You know you wouldn’t be my Dream Girl if you didn’t have a wickedly naughty, sexy side. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Wyatt I’m sure you’d love to know what I’ve been upto when I’ve been especially not sweet or nice. \*\* We **all** would! In great detail! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KP \* > \*\*What’s wrong with being perceived as ‘always sweet’? I’ve tasted enough women to say that, for me at least, of all the flavor options ‘sweet’ never loses it’s appeal. Who’s with me? \*\* Yo! _raises hand_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\* Simple Dreamer I’m just wondering how ya’ll knew I used sugar scrub in the shower this morning \*\* Psst! **Wyatt**! Not **one word** about the video camera you hid in her shower stall while she was bathing you! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1034 "2003-08-28T18:06:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Spoilsport! How are we supposed to judge how you look, naked, without any pictures? > \*\* From the bath you gave me yesterday of course! 😃 > [@](#): > > Ummm…okay. I think it’s probably more fun for women. All you ladies have to do is fend off the unwanted advances (though I admit that can be unpleasant, at times), or drop a (flashing neon, Mack truck-sized) hint in front of the guy you’re interested in. No - not always **THAT** easy…two cases in point. Studmuffin (more trouble than he is worth sometimes) and Fernando has had a SPACE SHITTLE sized hint droped in his lap and all I got was a compliment that dropped me in my ceasar salad but I have still not been laid in a month. > [@](#): > > There’ll be a CPR team standing by, right? IT’s okay sweetie, we can take turns “reviving” you!! Now c’mere, and I’ll give you your first scalp massage. I’ll siton the couch, you can sit on the floor, scoot over here, uh huh, between my legs. lean back and relax. let me move your neck aorund just relax completely. That’s good, mm hmm. Okay, so I’m going to start with your shoulders amd gently move up working all the knots out. I have strong hands but not too rough. Just at the base of your sjull, okay now look down, I’ll work just behind your ears into the nape of your neck, all way up the back of your scalp. That’s about the point it starts to tingle and all the tension starts to really release. It’s amazing how much tension you hold in your head. Okay now I’ll move forward to your temples. And now tot he top of your head, go ahead, lean back onto my breasts. I’ll move down your face with my finger tips very gently pushing the pressure points on your temples over your eyes, under your eyes, under your cheek bones, under your jaw…Dave…dave…shhhh, I think he went to sleep… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1035 "2003-08-28T18:07:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _happy doggie starts sniffing Dreamer’s pants cuffs, to see where she’s been … and starts working his sniffing way up …_ Um, **Wyatt** , you should know I rarely wear pants in the summer… today it’s some ratty cuttoff’s… and you’d best watch where that nose is heading boy. _reaches for rolled up newspaper_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1036 "2003-08-28T18:08:34Z")
_starts shredder, shreds vid-cam installation bills_ _Raises han …er… paw to claim the Video Rights on the Psalex-Mipiace plot_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1037 "2003-08-28T18:14:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Um, **Wyatt** , you should know I rarely wear pants in the summer… today it’s some ratty cuttoff’s… and you’d best watch where that nose is heading boy. _reaches for rolled up newspaper_ \*\* Kewl! Pants bottoms and people bottoms all in one sniff! Now THAT’s efficiency! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1038 "2003-08-28T18:17:29Z")
My, **Wyatt** you are feeling randy today, ain’cha? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1039 "2003-08-28T18:20:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*My, **Wyatt** you are feeling randy today, ain’cha? \*\* You know if he gets too out of hand, there \*\*IS \*\* a cure for that… ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1040 "2003-08-28T18:40:02Z")
Someone needs to take that pup to the vet 😉 I must have done something wrong somewhere because I’ve never had oodles of unwanted advances to fend off unless you consider the really nasty icky advances put forth by men old enough to be my father (and my father _yuck_) I wanna play in the hot tub _grrrrr_ We have to have another party in February dag nabbit! I will say there was this place in Nashua that rented private rooms with big hot tubs and stereo systems and really pretty fishtanks that made just the right amount of lighting… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=53)