# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1041 "2003-08-28T18:59:27Z")
Grrr! Hamsters ate my post. As I was saying, hottub in the winter with just a bit of snow falling is delicious. Mmmm šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1042 "2003-08-28T19:03:59Z")
Well, I know you canā€™t right now but we can have another party aftr the baby, I promiseā€¦why Tanookieā€¦do you want to join US in the hot tub? Dave better take a long nap and rest up. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1043 "2003-08-28T19:30:13Z")
Sporks!? Three years on the board, over two-thousand posts, Iā€™ve been in this thread since the get-go, and this is all that Iā€™m known for around here, frigginā€™ sporks!? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1044 "2003-08-28T19:46:46Z")
[announcer voice] _And_ Straws and napkins ā€¦ and for being cool enough to almost manage to have the 1000[sup]th[/sup] post here ā€¦ on your 2000[sup]th[/sup] post! Ohā€¦ and I assume \>\>\>My\<\<\< invitation to your 2000[sup]th[/sup] post part is ā€¦ ah hem ā€¦ lost in the mail??? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1045 "2003-08-28T19:51:34Z")
ā€œpost partYā€ ā€œpost partYā€ :smack: now I see why I wasnā€™t invited! raises a glass of sarsaparilla in a toast to Baa Daaaa **Mechanical Spork Man** ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1046 "2003-08-28T20:06:18Z")
Wyattā€¦PIYF šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1047 "2003-08-28T20:18:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Wyattā€¦PIYF šŸ˜‰ \*\* _Frantically thumbing through his ā€˜chationaryā€™ and canā€™t find it_ PIYF ??? (ā€œpie in your faceā€? ā€œPee in your flakesā€? ā€œPretty Irritating You F\*\*kā€? ) ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1048 "2003-08-28T20:38:27Z")
**P** review **I** s **Y** our **F** riend. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1049 "2003-08-28T21:54:01Z")
Psst! Wyatt, you got mail. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1050 "2003-08-28T22:05:04Z")
50 bucks says Dave either winds up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidneyā€¦or married. Either way, heā€™s in trouble šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1051 "2003-08-28T23:00:11Z")
Iā€™ll take a piece of that action. I say married. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1052 "2003-08-28T23:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*And **mipiace** -the-temptress, who dates a difficult man because she is woman enough for the challenge- you are one ballsy babe. Tell you what- next time the self-involved but well-accented Rogue mishandles the commitment play again, just give me a call and I will show up at the appropriate time in a sexy dress and give you a long wet kiss in his presence. Then I will disappear as mysteriously as I arrived, leaving you to grin, wipe the lipstick off your mouth, and shrug impolitely at Rogue. Divulge nothing! It never hurts to add to the this-woman-is-more-than-meets-the-eye factor. (And, as an added bonus, I will throw in a scathing look in Rogueā€™s direction as I stalk out) \*\* :eek: ::grabs DJ hat and music collection:: You ladies will _definitely_ need a DJ! I donā€™t know what for yet, but I just _know_ youā€™ll need one ā€¦ maybe for the soundtrack to the video. šŸ˜‰ Oh, and I vote for Dave to start the **Official Wyatt Fan Club**. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1053 "2003-08-29T00:26:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Oh, and I vote for Dave to start the **Official Wyatt Fan Club**. šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Oh, Crap! There are **Wyatt Officials** , now??!?!?! :eek: _Tweeeet_ 5 yards Offsides, _posting without a preview!_ _Tweeeet_ 5 yards, _delay of thread_ _Tweeeeeeeeet tweet tweeeeet_ 15 yards, _Unthreadsman like hijack!!!_ ā˜¹ **Wyatt** ā€™s in Trooooobllllllle ā€¦ _sigh_ā€¦ again ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1054 "2003-08-29T00:28:19Z")
_puts tail between legs and heads for the doggy door ā€¦ starting to think No princess is Ever gonna volunteer to kiss my doggy-breath-enclosed-doggy-lips to turn me back into people!_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1055 "2003-08-29T00:43:52Z")
missing the irony, all together, starts to lick his nether regions, kinda like doggy comfort food ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1056 "2003-08-29T01:16:23Z")
Wait! Thereā€™s a place in nashua with in-room hot tubs? Dang. I thought I knew every in-room hot tub in a 30 mile radius! (BTW - Dave, is the Lincoln Inn still in business in Watertown? And do they still have jacuzzis with all the fixinā€™s? Man I loved that place when I was in high school. Well, actually I loved the Idea of the place. Either I got the only decent room in the joint my first time there, or the place went downhill _fast_. After that first visit, only the vain hope it would turn around inspired my few return visits. Well, not _only_, butā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1057 "2003-08-29T01:31:06Z")
I donā€™t think that place is there anymore KP ā˜¹ We havenā€™t been in a very long time. Hubby and I learned a lot about eachother in those hottubs though. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1058 "2003-08-29T01:51:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*No - not always THAT easyā€¦two cases in point. Studmuffin (more trouble than he is worth sometimes) and Fernando has had a SPACE SHITTLE sized hint droped in his lap and all I got was a compliment that dropped me in my ceasar salad but I have still not been laid in a month. \*\* Musta been one helluva compliment! What did he say? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Now cā€™mere, and Iā€™ll give you your first scalp massage. Iā€™ll siton the couch, you can sit on the floor, scoot over here, uh huh, between my legs. lean back and relax. let me move your neck aorund just relax completely. Thatā€™s good, mm hmm. > > Okay, so Iā€™m going to start with your shoulders amd gently move up working all the knots out. I have strong hands but not too rough. Just at the base of your sjull, okay now look down, Iā€™ll work just behind your ears into the nape of your neck, all way up the back of your scalp. Thatā€™s about the point it starts to tingle and all the tension starts to really release. Itā€™s amazing how much tension you hold in your head. Okay now Iā€™ll move forward to your temples. And now tot he top of your head, go ahead, lean back onto my breasts. Iā€™ll move down your face with my finger tips very gently pushing the pressure points on your temples over your eyes, under your eyes, under your cheek bones, under your jawā€¦Daveā€¦daveā€¦shhhh, I think he went to sleepā€¦ \*\* Yeah, that soundzzzzzzzzzzzā€¦ Yeah, right! Like Iā€™d fall asleep with my head cradled between your breasts. :rolleyes: I seem to be spending a lot of time between your legs, these last couple days, too. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Simple Dreamer_ > \*\*Um, Wyatt, you should know I rarely wear pants in the summerā€¦ \*\* Woohoo! šŸ˜ƒ > [@](#): > > \*\*today itā€™s some ratty cuttoffā€™sā€¦ \*\* ā˜¹ ohā€¦well, are they at least Daisy Dukes? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **I must have done something wrong somewhere because Iā€™ve never had oodles of unwanted advances to fend off ā€¦ I wanna play in the hot tub _grrrrr_ We have to have another party in February dag nabbit!** {{{{{ **tanookie** }}}}} > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*do you want to join US in the hot tub? Dave better take a long nap and rest up. \*\* Till February?!? Even _I_ donā€™t hibernate **that** long! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\*Sporks!? > > Three years on the board, over two-thousand posts, Iā€™ve been in this thread since the get-go, and this is all that Iā€™m known for around here, frigginā€™ sporks!? \*\* ROFL! No, no! Youā€™re also known as a clueless, but sharp-dressed man. Oh, and if I missed your post party, Happy Y2K! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Simple Dreamer_ > \*\* Psst! Wyatt, you got mail. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Oh, my! Somethingā€™s heating up around here, besides the tub! Must be all those pheromones **Psalex** and **mipiace** give off. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TigoleBitties \* > \*\*50 bucks says Dave either winds up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidneyā€¦or married. Either way, heā€™s in trouble šŸ˜‰ \*\* Hiya, **TB**! Welcome to the party! šŸ™‚ Nice juā€¦ummā€¦username. _blush_ Ahem. Ummā€¦married or minus a kidney, huh? Whatā€™s behind curtain number three? A home castration kit? Actually, there are a few ladies, here, who might be able to tempt me into marriage, again. Of course, ainā€™t none of 'em available, so I donā€™t gotta worry about that. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Iā€™ll take a piece of that action. I say married. \*\* Yā€™know, I need to get in on this, too, I think. Sounds like thereā€™s some money to be made. We just need to get organized. So, if you folks want to bet on marriage, pick your pony, as they say. Who do you think will cage the Davebear? Better make that who do you think _could_ cage the Davebear, since none of the ladies currently posting here are available. But, you donā€™t need to limit your bets to active posters, here. A longshot can sometimes pay off. And, if you think bits of me will soon be on sale in some oriental drug store, whoā€™s your pick for the poacher doing the ā€œharvestingā€? Iā€™ll take side bets on which body part(s), too. This oneā€™s a little easier to handicap. **Maureen** has a history of handing me my testicles in a paper sack, as does **mipiace** , so Iā€™d say theyā€™re the favorites, going in. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > **Oh, and I vote for Dave to start the Official Wyatt Fan Club. šŸ˜ƒ** I already did. I am, if not the founder, at least one of his first, and most loyal, fans. But, Iā€™m not gonna bathe his member, like someone I know. So, I gues Iā€™m not his _biggest_ fan, any more. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_puts tail between legs and heads for the doggy door ā€¦ starting to think No princess is Ever gonna volunteer to kiss my doggy-breath-enclosed-doggy-lips to turn me back into people!_ \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*missing the irony, all together, starts to lick his nether regions, kinda like doggy comfort food ā€¦ \*\* LOL! Yeah, well, that _might_ have something to do with it. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KP \* > \*\*Dave, is the Lincoln Inn still in business in Watertown? \*\* No. Sorry to disappoint you. It got bought out by one of the low-end chains. Itā€™s been remodeled, but I havenā€™t been inside, so I donā€™t know if the jacuzzis are still there, or not. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*I donā€™t think that place is there anymore KP ā˜¹ \*\* There used to be one out in West Springfield that had ā€œthemeā€ rooms; space ship, jungle, etc. Iā€™m told that got bought out and turned into a Best Western, or some such, too. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1059 "2003-08-29T02:42:54Z")
> [@](#): > > There used to be one out in West Springfield that had ā€œthemeā€ rooms; space ship, jungle, etc. Iā€™m told that got bought out and turned into a Best Western, or some such, too. Dang, this is putting a serious crimp in my plans to do my civic duty for this thread by arranging a proper tasting. Iā€™d even started working on the menu. Nothing fancy, just a few simple dishes to clease the palate ā€“ a sorbet tends to leave the tongue so _uncomfortably_ cold for the next course. I was thinking Ortegaā€™s Tacos (ā€œI like making it, then eating itā€) , but that might be too salty or spicy for some. I suppose we could go with the classic between course sorbet, followed by a warming cup of Liptonā€™s Tea ("Iā€™m not just a Lipton Tea Taster, Iā€™m a Lipton Tea Lover. That special Flow-Thruā„¢ tea bag gets me every timeā€¦ "). I know someone will owant a Reeseā€™s Pieces Pie (ā€œImagine your surprise, when you realise, thereā€™s real peanut chocolate goodness, inside.ā€) Thereā€™s always one in every bunch. But Thatā€™s not for everyone. (_sigh_) There are so many menu possibilities. But that issue is moot unless I can find a venue. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1060 "2003-08-29T03:20:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*And, if you think bits of me will soon be on sale in some oriental drug store, whoā€™s your pick for the poacher doing the ā€œharvestingā€? Iā€™ll take side bets on which body part(s), too. > > This oneā€™s a little easier to handicap. **Maureen** has a history of handing me my testicles in a paper sackā€¦ \*\* Really, **Dave** , what a thing to say!! I may have, on occasion, lightly _bruised_ them, but you more than got me back. Truce? Kiss and make up? That is, if that invitation to the back room is still standingā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=54)