# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1201 "2003-09-03T17:30:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*mmm-hmmm all depends in what you ( or who) are slurping. \*\* just remember … tequila kills the mood real fast for me! 😉 Anything else … let’s **rock** -n-roll! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1202 "2003-09-03T17:30:55Z")
No, you are a scotch man…I remember. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1203 "2003-09-03T17:32:08Z")
Oh and I have this cute little inny belly button. It holds about 1/4 shot…but you can leave a trail up to it. Then I’ll see how much yours holds… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1204 "2003-09-03T18:13:36Z")
yep, _slurp_ is sounding sexier and sexier by the minute! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1205 "2003-09-03T19:56:06Z")
[giggle] are you counting the days to your birthday? I’ll bet you haven’t done that in a number of years!! ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1206 "2003-09-03T23:03:35Z")
My apologies to all for stupidly screwing up the “Sideshow” mp3 link. I even tested it - but the error was in the embedded password, and the server let me have the file despite the error, because I’d already logged in. D’oh! I have to be careful about filking. I have a reputation for doing it spontaneously. You know how a song can get into your head? As a kid, I learned that torturing it was an effective way to get it out. **Mipiace -** Sorry, I guess I should have explained my little linguistics games better. I wasn’t mocking your language skills, and I didn’t mean to ascribe a genuine literal meaning to “mipiace”. It was a jocular liberty, a twisted pun. For some reason, I’ve always found “me likey” to be a funny phrase (Though “it pleases me” is also rife with possibilities, I didn’t want to go there.) In any case, I’ll cut it out, since it seems to bug you. (_sigh_ - grotesquely misshapen polyglot puns are among my _less_ annoying habits. I’m glad you set me straight before I noted that “Ta” is Brit for “thank you” with all the “Ta Nookie” images that inspires, or started going on about Da Ve_ry_bare Babes. (BTW, Italian isn’t near the bottom of my list - it’s so far below the bottom that it peeks up my list’s skirt, and has been busted twice for running a subscription webcam to defray its ongoing legal expenses - but **Wyatt** just made it realize it should run a shoe fetish site instead. Hmm… [ItalianLeather.com](http://ItalianLeather.com)?) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1207 "2003-09-04T01:13:49Z")
Hey, gang. I’m back, and feeling better. Thanks for all the cheering up efforts. Had a really bad day, yesterday, and a rough morning, today, but I got some really good news mid-day, which made up for a lot of it. And, some more good news after work. So, I’m feeling pretty good. Umm…I usually don’t divulge my birthday. Gets real depressing when people don’t remember. But, what the heck? It’s October 8. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1208 "2003-09-04T02:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*[giggle] are you counting the days to your birthday? I’ll bet you haven’t done that in a number of years!! \*\* Heh! I’m counting the minutes, **mipiace** , the minutes. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **… Had a really bad day, yesterday, and a rough morning, today, but I got some really good news mid-day, which made up for a lot of it. And, some more good news after work. So, I’m feeling pretty good.** I just **hate** those days where everything seems to crash all at once. Good to hear today has been looking up, **Dave**. Here, dude, this round’s on me this time. 🙂 Would this _good news_ after work have anything to do with any kind of _dessert_ plans? 😉 You **would** tell us, right? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1209 "2003-09-04T09:21:33Z")
\*_Salutes_ **Grasshopper Wyatt Slurp** at your service! Y’all Have to have been Just waiting for that one, haven’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1210 "2003-09-04T10:01:42Z")
Oh, and Ballerina girl … Here! Look what I found for you, Darlin’[simple shoes … any girl’d be proud to own …](http://www.justhighheels.com/asccustompages/products.asp?categoryid=33) Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1211 "2003-09-04T11:34:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*\*_Salutes_ **Grasshopper Wyatt Slurp** at your service! > > Y’all Have to have been Just waiting for that one, haven’t you? \*\* 😃 HAH! **Wyatt** , that was GREAT! I nearly peed my pants! Well … no … not really, but it _was_ damn funny! 😃 I’m not gonna ask just _how_ you came across that site for those shoes. I don’t wanna know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1212 "2003-09-04T13:08:44Z")
Hey you know I actually OWN those ChaCha boots!! I bought them in Italy!! No shit!!! I swear to you! That is what I love about Italians, you wear stuff like that (and leather) every day, to the office…wherever, it’s no big deal and not a bit slutty. Even old ladies wear it - too cool and definitelly my kinda’ place. (Now you know why all those pilots I worked with liked me so much) > [@](#): > > In any case, I’ll cut it out, since it seems to bug you. Yes, it does - gets on my nerves is more like it. It was fun the first three times but when you start picking on my name it was irritating. Besides. Italian has 138 different dialects. Even Italians don’t always understand each other…it’s a funny (and very fun) language but I’m definitely not an amateur at that one. I “capito bene” 😃 but it’s okay, I understand you didn’t mean any harm - no worries.\* E’ non importante!Tutto bene! \* > [@](#): > > Hey, gang. I’m back, and feeling better. Thanks for all the cheering up efforts. Had a really bad day, yesterday, and a rough morning, today, but I got some really good news mid-day, which made up for a lot of it. And, some more good news after work. So, I’m feeling pretty good. Yay! Dave! I’m glad today is a better day…the good thing about a shitty day is that the next is generally better. {makes a note in her day planner to buy MORE body shots for yet ANOTHER body shot party on the 8th…} so what’s your poison MR. Bear? > [@](#): > > Heh! I’m counting the minutes, mipiace, the minutes. Me too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1213 "2003-09-04T13:18:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Hey you know I actually OWN those ChaCha boots!! I bought them in Italy!! No shit!!! I swear to you! That is what I love about Italians, you wear stuff like that (and leather) every day, to the office…wherever, it’s no big deal and not a bit slutty…** It’s not that. What I find interesting about the link is that **Wyatt** posted it … almost like he’s had that one bookmarked because he’s a regular customer. He _at least_ had to look for it. Something tells me they’re not quite as attractive on _his_ legs as they would be on yours. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1214 "2003-09-04T13:28:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > **I just hate those days where everything seems to crash all at once. Good to hear today has been looking up, Dave. Here, dude, this round’s on me this time. 🙂** Thanks, dude. Yeah, those days suck. And, not in a good way. > [@](#): > > \*\*Would this _good news_ after work have anything to do with any kind of _dessert_ plans? 😉 You **would** tell us, right? \*\* It might. And, I might. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Grasshopper Wyatt Slurp at your service!** :smack: D’oh! Shoulda seen that one coming. I told ya’ I was dull-witted, yesterday. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Hey you know I actually OWN those ChaCha boots!! I bought them in Italy!! No shit!!! \*\* What makes you think anyone would doubt that? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Yay! Dave! I’m glad today is a better day…the good thing about a shitty day is that the next is generally better. {makes a note in her day planner to buy MORE body shots for yet ANOTHER body shot party on the 8th…} so what’s your poison MR. Bear? \*\* Well, in my case, a bad day is often followed by a worse day. But, not this time. Why does it make me nervous when _you_ talk about poison and me in the same sentence? 😉 For body shots, I’ll stick with either rum or the traditional Tequila, which offers the added bonus of rubbing the lime on, first, and then licking the salt off, before the shot is poured. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1215 "2003-09-04T13:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > Why does it make me nervous when _you_ talk about poison and me in the same sentence? 😉 \*\* Oh…you funny man Dave Bear…but me like you just fine. Ya see, I think you should do it like this, rub the lime first, sprinkle the salt, pour the tequila, but put the lime in your mouth. So I lick the salt, drink the tequila, then bite the lime right outta’ your mouth. How’s that for birthday entertainment from a spicy senorita? poison schmoison! Tequila fucks me up fast and then I get unruly. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1216 "2003-09-04T13:42:15Z")
Hey Dave! I _knew_ they were close. Mine is the day before. 😃 I’m glad things are looking up for you today. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1217 "2003-09-04T13:43:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*It’s not that. What I find interesting about the link is that **Wyatt** posted it … almost like he’s had that one bookmarked because he’s a regular customer. He _at least_ had to look for it. Something tells me they’re not quite as attractive on _his_ legs as they would be on yours. 😉 \*\* You know you have a point there…Wyatt? Do YOU own those ChaCha boots? I had a problem with the heels getting loose form dancing at the discos. Did you have that problem too? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1218 "2003-09-04T14:11:07Z")
Just chiming in to say there is no way I could even STAND in those boots nevermind cha cha! Good grief! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1219 "2003-09-04T14:18:50Z")
The heels are 4 1/2" and I am 5’ 7" so i am nearly 6 feet tall in them…really funny to go out and try to dance. I don’t know I wear heels all the time. My mom say I will have back problems one day but it doesn’t bother me. I balance just fine and never fall, it seems natural and doesn’t hurt my feet as long as the toes aren’t pinchy. I hate those un-natural toe shaped shoes whether the heels are high or not. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1220 "2003-09-04T14:46:47Z")
HEY! I just realized…I had my thousanth post today… it was either here, or while rolling on a dead bird. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=62)