# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1261 "2003-09-05T13:35:59Z")
I love all of you guys! PSalex…you have the most purrrrrfect descriptions…I am not sure if I am the HEather Locklear type, never thought of myself as that way but I guess when I am irriatated I am certainly not shy to bust a few balls - LOL so- guilty as charged. Maureen, the visual I got was totally Catherine from a Farewell to Arms so she was very Babe-a licious and please do not tell me you can’t be a babe at 37 since I just turned 36! I can’t believe every guy here is over six feet! Oooo yummy what a smorgasborg!! Dave…you know I can’t spell, or I can spell, I jsut get in a hurry and dont’ really care, but thanks for corretcing, or correctign, or crectcting…oh WTF. Psalex and Jaade, can I take pictures? As for the costumes…man I can’t wait for Halloween with THIS group!! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1262 "2003-09-05T13:45:42Z")
For Halloween this year I will be wearing the ever so sexy and stylish snap shouldered hospital gown complete with my own working IV! We just bought the munchkin a ‘lil devil’ outfit. Red sweatpants with devil tail and hooded red sweatshirt with devil horns. Seems like her personality 😉 For the not yet born munchkin I got a little lion outfit that is the same sweatsuit style except with ears and fringe like a lion’s mane. I know the MIL wants to take the munchkin trick or treating but I want her to at least come trick or treat at the hospital for a little while so I can see her _sniff_ I love Halloween and am disappointed that I won’t be handing out candy this year. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1263 "2003-09-05T14:57:31Z")
Donna Reed is much better than June Cleaver, but still… _waaaah_ I don’t wanna be seen as so… domesticalish. 😛 Yes, I have now made up a word, so 😛 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1264 "2003-09-05T15:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **Can’t you just picture me, strolling into Boston Billiards in that suit? 😃** Dude, you would SO rock in one of those! Wonder if **Psalex** has recovered from _ **that** _ visual? I’m _still_ LMAO! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1265 "2003-09-05T15:48:53Z")
Okay Dave, you in that Purple Pimp suit with alll the Dave Babes behind you in various versions of the Cha-Cha boots and scantily clad outfits…yep, imagine what THAT would do for your reputation around the Beantown! LMAO! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1266 "2003-09-05T16:05:56Z")
I _ **love** _ little kids in Halloween costumes! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Donna Reed is much better than June Cleaver, but still… _waaaah_ I don’t wanna be seen as so… domesticalish. 😛 > > Yes, I have now made up a word, so 😛 \*\* Well, you could post a photo of yourself in that little harem costume, you have. That would certainly shake the housewife image. I also love bigger kids in costumes, but that’s a different story. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Dude, you would SO rock in one of those! Wonder if Psalex has recovered from that visual? I’m still LMAO! 😃 \*\* 😃 I think so, too. I’d have to shave the noggin, completely, I think. And, borrow a swanky custom pool cue, to cap it off. But, I think that could be done. I wonder if I could rent one of those suits at the costume shop downtown. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Okay Dave, you in that Purple Pimp suit with alll the Dave Babes behind you in various versions of the Cha-Cha boots and scantily clad outfits…yep, imagine what THAT would do for your reputation around the Beantown! LMAO! \*\* Hah! Yeah. Probably get me shot, by one of the real pimps. After they got through laughing. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1267 "2003-09-05T16:16:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* Hah! Yeah. Probably get me shot, by one of the real pimps. After they got through laughing. \*\* No fucking way, I’d protect you! I’m the ball buster remember?!! We could pull a Charlies Angels on them in our ChaCha boots. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1268 "2003-09-05T16:25:29Z")
Dave, sweetie, remember that was just a “doll” of me. Not the real thing… I believe [this](http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=3bfd4aaa-3cbf-63aa-3ead-75a4157068ba&size=) is what you’re remembering… right? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1269 "2003-09-05T17:28:05Z")
Well guys - not to hijack (of course I would never…) but it’s Friday and not a peep from Studmuffin. Guess I should have expected it. He always was a lot more stubborn than me. So I am alone for another weekend. You know, I think i need to just forget about it and go out with someone else. Wouldn’t be so bad but it makes me this crazy woman wondering what **HE** is doing this weekend. grrrrrr I hate dating. I’m going to buy that big cheeseburger hat and go down town. Bet that will get me a lot of attention! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1270 "2003-09-05T17:51:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > Okay, **Jaade** , I’ll do you now. But you have to do me, too. > > **Jaade** swings peacefully on a southern veranda, dressed in silk finery, her round behind accented with a bustle seen only when she graciously rises to greet her visitors. A plump cat purrs under her left hand, a glass of Midori sweetened tea in her right. She sits on the porch on sultry summer evening, receiving distraught friends who come by to seek her quiet wisdom and kind words. **Jaade** trades comfort and encouragement for the concerns and heartache her guests leave carelessly behind, and later she will fold their hurts and fears into paper roses and arrange them artfully in the vase by her side. > > Later, when the stars come out, silken-tressed **Jaade** might be spotted on the balcony, nude and resplendent in the moonlight, awaiting her cowboy, with whom she will play naughty Jeopardy, and of course, win the game with ease. I’d be happy to do you anytime darlin’…but I don’t know if I can capture your essence the way that you have grabbed all of ours. Now accepting applications for the part of: the cowboy! > [@](#): > > **mipiace** : > > Psalex and Jaade, can I take pictures? Only if you promise to join us. ~winks~ > [@](#): > > **Davebear** : > Hmmm. Really? I see our Jaade more as a modern-day cowgirl, dressed in heartbreakingly tight jeans, and full of exuberance and energy, bouncing (so nicely) down off the porch to fling herself at her arriving guests with a loving hug. It’s really rather a combination, though the ~cough~ tight jeans get more wear than the silken dresses. (I always wanted a bustle though…and the hoop skirts…and the corset! Just to say…) > [@](#): > > **mipiace** : > Well guys - not to hijack (of course I would never…) but it’s Friday and not a peep from Studmuffin. Guess I should have expected it. He always was a lot more stubborn than me. > > So I am alone for another weekend. You know, I think i need to just forget about it and go out with someone else. > > Wouldn’t be so bad but it makes me this crazy woman wondering what HE is doing this weekend. grrrrrr I hate dating. I’m going to buy that big cheeseburger hat and go down town. Bet that will get me a lot of attention! ~hugs~ Darlin’, you’re more than welcome to come up/down? to Houston (I remember TX, I just can’t remember where right this moment) and we can see what kind of trouble two ladies can get into. ~grins~ Finally, **Psalex** , as if I could do a better job than **Davebear** … **Psalex** walks through the room in her stiletto heels, eyes easily drawn to her energy and overt sexuality. She makes friends easily with almost everyone she sees, and knows them inside out without them ever catching on that she’s asked them a single question. > [@](#): > > **Simple Dreamer** : > > Psst, Jaade, watch that Wyatt, he’s a slick one [size=1]Reeling him in darlin’, reelin’ him in ~grins~[/size=1] > [@](#): > > **Davebear** : > Woohoo! Do I get to choose where to rub the lime on you? Darlin’, I wouldn’t have it any other way… My turn to ask a question! Which of the **Davebear** babes and (the men need their own name!) men have LiveJournals? ~J ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1271 "2003-09-05T17:55:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Donna Reed is much better than June Cleaver, but still… _waaaah_ I don’t wanna be seen as so… domesticalish. 😛 \*\* Hm…sounds more like Lucy Arnaz… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1272 "2003-09-05T18:36:44Z")
ROFL **Maureen** , I do have a few _Lucyish_ type stories, but I’m not that bad generally. The whinning was due to a womanly hormonal moment. Do forgive the outburst. _blush_ **Jaade** , I have one, click the www button below for mine. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1273 "2003-09-05T18:45:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*No fucking way, I’d protect you! I’m the ball buster remember?!! We could pull a Charlies Angels on them in our ChaCha boots. \*\* Awwww! Aren’t you sweet! And, it certainly would be worth the risk, to see all the Davebear Babes tricked out like that. Well, except **tanookie**. Wouldn’t want her risking herself on high shoes, at this stage. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Dave, sweetie, remember that was just a “doll” of me. Not the real thing… \*\* Fine. I keep trying to give you the opportunity to shake that goody-goody image you say you hate, and you keep throwing it back in my face. Yes, that’s what I was referring to. _sigh_ \*Women! \* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*So I am alone for another weekend. You know, I think i need to just forget about it and go out with someone else. \*\* Good idea. You need to not be available when he calls. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Finally, Psalex, as if I could do a better job than Davebear… > > Psalex walks through the room in her stiletto heels, eyes easily drawn to her energy and overt sexuality. She makes friends easily with almost everyone she sees, and knows them inside out without them ever catching on that she’s asked them a single question. \*\* I think you just did outdo me. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Hm…sounds more like Lucy Arnaz…** [Ricky] Luuuucy! I’m HOOOooome! [/Ricky] ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1274 "2003-09-05T18:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Fine. I keep trying to give you the opportunity to shake that goody-goody image you say you hate, and you keep throwing it back in my face. Yes, that’s what I was referring to. _sigh_ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1275 "2003-09-05T18:53:52Z")
[Oh! You meant this pic.](http://www.visionarydance.com/VicVeilBelt.jpg)😉 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1276 "2003-09-05T18:58:58Z")
Just wanted to thank you for saving me from the embarassment of tripping, falling and going into labor dressed like a ho at the pool parlour! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1277 "2003-09-05T19:39:38Z")
Simple? Is that really you? nah, the bazooombah’s aren’t big enough! And Jaade, you are in Houston? holy shit girl! I am in San Antonio, that is close enough for a commute…hmmm we seriously could arrange that. We could meet in Austin or something. Or what’s Houston like? I have never been there. Dave, thanks for being supportive. That’s really nice of you. Taookie…well yeah that would be a rough way to start your labor but think of the stories you could tell her later about being birthed on the pool table. [into the side pocket] ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1278 "2003-09-05T23:54:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*[Oh! You meant this pic.](http://www.visionarydance.com/VicVeilBelt.jpg)😉 \*\* Yeah, that’s more like it. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Just wanted to thank you for saving me from the embarassment of tripping, falling and going into labor dressed like a ho at the pool parlour! \*\* Well, that was the idea, yes. Besides, a ho that can’t stay on her heels would be bad for my street cred. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Dave, thanks for being supportive. That’s really nice of you. \*\* You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1279 "2003-09-06T01:54:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Maureen, the visual I got was totally Catherine from a Farewell to Arms so she was very Babe-a licious and please do not tell me you can’t be a babe at 37 since I just turned 36! \*\* **mipiace** , mi sorella, you are too kind. The Tuaca’s on me. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1280 "2003-09-06T02:31:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\ ***mipiace** , mi sorella, you are too kind. The Tuaca’s on me. \*\* Well, that’s a body shot I’d almost rather watch, than drink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=65)