# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1301 "2003-09-07T13:33:41Z")
Hiya, **Davebear**. Yawn…stretch… I just rolled out of be and my hair is just a tousled mess. Been missin’ me? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1302 "2003-09-07T16:02:53Z")
Not to belittle the OBVIOUS charms and assets of all the rest of the DaveBear Babes® but… **Psalex,** you (and your tousled hair) are the hottest thing since the Big Bang! :eek: (no pun intended… or … intended… I dont know.) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1303 "2003-09-07T17:24:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\* Not like him to call ANYONE 5 times between the hours of 630 and 845PM…we have a date for Sunday. \*\* That sounds promising. Good for you, for not immediately calling him back. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I finally thought I’d say hi all after reading all 26 pages. \*\* Hi! Nice of you to de-cloak. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* Dave, If you printed this thread out, and published it, you would have a best-seller on your hands! \*\* Heh! You think so? I don’t think anyone who doesn’t do message boards would be able to follow it. It’s not exactly the most coherent narrative, despite **Wyatt** ’s and **Psalex** ’s efforts. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* Very first thing, … I really wish things had worked out with Theresa! Really! I also had my heart stolen by a blonde, blue-eyed BEAUTY, not too long ago. It really was uglier than your story, but I’m not going there! It was the same (NON-) communication, on her part, that doomed us. And my over-eagerness, I guess. ☹ > > In your favor… Dave, you have had more action/interest, since you and Sherri split, than I have had in [longer than I’m willing to admit!] I think you will end up just fine! Eventually. > > p.s. Thanks for that “eye-flick” thing! I doubt I’ll ever get a chance to use it, but it is still good to know!\*\* Thanks, dude. And, I’m sorry you went through the same thing. I think things are definitely looking up, for me. And, they’ll start looking up for you, eventually. Just get out there and pitch. Someone will swing. And, then you can practice your eye-flicks. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* Dave, about Harmony… IMHO she sounds “needy” and “possessive.” (IMHO… I’ve seen your “teddy-bear” side in this thread, but I’ve also seen your teeth and claws. ) Still… I also am QUITE taken with a really nice flat belly, myself! Personally I like the odd protuberance of sharp hip bones, but that’s just a personal pref. Seriously, as a diversion she seems ok, but for more than that… I don’t know. But who am I to say… \*\* Yeah, I agree, actually. Not that I have a problem with needy or possessive, in general. But, it did seem a bit premature. And, for all the physical chemistry, the intellectual spark isn’t really there. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* And another random observation… Dave, you are SSOOOO BAD, flirting with the ladies in this thread! I can’t imagine you having troubles IRL! I WISH I had your “line!” I think you will get what you want!_\* Heh! If I could do this IRL, I wouldn’t be here. I’d be too busy, if I got the response I get, here. But, IRL, none of these ladies would be likely to respond to me the same way. It only works, here, because they already know me, and they have the safety of distance. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I used to be able to lay on my tummy and touch my toes to the back of my head \*\* Whoa! Now, _there’s_ an image! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\* I just can’t keep up with this monster. But I had to drop by to flirt with Wyatt. Sorry for the intrusion Dave. \*\* You’re not an intrusion! Welcome back. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\* Oh and I think the thing with the mighty Davebear is that if we all weren’t so far away and most of us weren’t so obviously attached he would be a bit less flirty… he needs to take his act on the streets but he’s more teddy than grizzly!_\* Good observation. Flirting becomes seduction when there is genuine potential, and I wouldn’t intentionally try to seduce a whole room full of women. 'Specially pregnant, married, or otherwise unavailable women. Besides, all I really need is one; the right one. And, yeah, the teddy/grizzly ratio is not constant. I used to use this as my sig, on a board I belonged to long ago. “Warning: 51% Teddy/49% Grizzly. Subject to change without notice” And, it was true, then. But, it’s more like 90%/10%, these days, I think. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\* And Davebear 's appeal…sigh… \*\* Oh!.. my!.. _blush_…I…ummm…uhh…I…_BLUSH_…ahem…well, I …_ **BLUSH** _…wow…that’s…_me?_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\* Hiya, Davebear . Yawn…stretch… I just rolled out of be and my hair is just a tousled mess. Been missin’ me?_\* Mornin’, sugar. Don’t I always miss you while you’re away? Nice…ummm…jammies. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Not to belittle the OBVIOUS charms and assets of all the rest of the DaveBear Babes® but… \*\* Yeah, the room’s just chock full of nice assets, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1304 "2003-09-07T18:05:02Z")
Originally posted by if6was9: > [@](#): > > Psalex, you (and your tousled hair) are the hottest thing since the Big Bang! Ummm… **Davebear**? Can I bring a guest to your next hot tub party? I promise to personally keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get away from me… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1305 "2003-09-07T18:30:57Z")
Originally posted by Davebear: > [@](#): > > Heh! If I could do this IRL, I wouldn’t be here. I’d be too busy, if I got the response I get, here. But, IRL, none of these ladies would be likely to respond to me the same way. It only works, here, because they already know me, and they have the safety of distance. Correction, **Davebear** , it is _you_ that has the safety of distance. If I were any closer you would be in imminent danger of having a honey of an offer you couldn’t refuse. 😉 Originally posted by Davebear: > [@](#): > > Warning: 51% Teddy/49% Grizzly. Subject to change without notice.And, it was true, then. But, it’s more like 90%/10%, these days, I think. _pokes Teddy with a stick whilst grinning provocatively and biting lower lip_😉 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1306 "2003-09-07T19:55:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > _pokes Teddy with a stick whilst grinning provocatively and biting lower lip_😉 😉 😉 [announcer voice] Ooo, and **Psalex** pulls a classic female hook-em and reel-em-in maneuver. [/voice] ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1307 "2003-09-07T20:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Ummm… **Davebear**? Can I bring a guest to your next hot tub party? I promise to personally keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get away from me… > > 😉 \*\* I’ll behave! Really! Unless ya don’t want me too… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1308 "2003-09-07T20:59:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Ummm… **Davebear**? Can I bring a guest to your next hot tub party? I promise to personally keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get away from me… 😉 \*\* Of course you may, sugar. You can invite anyone you like, if you think they’d fit in with the gang, and they know how to mind their manners. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Correction, Davebear , it is _you_ that has the safety of distance. If I were any closer you would be in imminent danger of having a honey of an offer you couldn’t refuse. 😉 \*\* Oh, hush, you. Allow me some illusions, would you please? And, don’t get me started thinking about honey, or we’ll be right back into the lick-fest, and well…ahem…anyway. But, you know perfectly well that you’d just have stalked coolly by me, on those cha-cha boots, given me the lifted eyebrow, as I tried to make contact, and my tongue would have tied itself in a double half-hitch. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*_pokes Teddy with a stick whilst grinning provocatively and biting lower lip_ 😉 😉 😉 \*\* ~ You see a furry blur, hear a growl and a loud snap, and suddenly realize you’re holding half a stick and that there are splinters in the Teddy bear’s grinning teeth. At least, you _think_ that’s a grin. ~ C’mere and cuddle me, little girl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1309 "2003-09-07T22:55:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Zzzzzzzz… _wha??? huh??? nebber mind …_ Zzzzzzzzzzzzz \*\* ~pokes~ Wake up! Hey **Salem**! Welcome back ~grins~ Care to join us in the hottub? > [@](#): > > **Optihut** : > > Hmmm, did you have insomnia and were able to catch up on the thread or did you catch up on the thread and had insomnia as a result? _g_ > > Just kidding! I think it was a bit of both…~hugs~ > [@](#): > > **tanookie** : > > Jaade … Um I have never been able to bend like that! EEk You know, I discovered in gym in middle and high school that I was quite a bit more limber than most of my classmates. Whenever we had to stretch they’d all be groaning and complaining, and I couldn’t figure out what the fuss is. I’ve lost a lot of my flexibility, but I’m planning to start working on it again soon. Goal: in 6 months, I’ll be able to touch my toes to the back of my head again. > [@](#): > > **Davebear** : > > Whoa! Now, there’s an image! ~grins~ What happened to my body shot, **Dave**? ~pouts~ > [@](#): > > Heh! If I could do this IRL, I wouldn’t be here. I’d be too busy, if I got the response I get, here. But, IRL, none of these ladies would be likely to respond to me the same way. It only works, here, because they already know me, and they have the safety of distance. ~raises an eyebrow~ Personas on a message board are a lot like RL personas, though often keyed up slightly. You could act the same way in person, it would just take a bit of effort at first. ~shakes her assets as she sashays out~ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1310 "2003-09-07T23:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* What happened to my body shot, **Dave**? ~pouts~ \*\* Sorry. The censors got it. It’s on the cutting room floor. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1311 "2003-09-08T00:31:17Z")
:dubious: _follows **Jaade’s** assets into the hottub_😉 C’mon in, **Salem** , we’ll make room. Woo hoo! Four girls in the hot tub? That beats a full house, doesn’t it? **Davebear** - it will be a tight fit, you better sit in the middle. > [@](#): > > Davebear: ~ You see a furry blur, hear a growl and a loud snap, and suddenly realize you’re holding half a stick and that there are splinters in the Teddy bear’s grinning teeth. At least, you think that’s a grin. ~ > > C’mere and cuddle me, little girl. Oh no!!! **Davebear** wants to eat me!!! Someone, help! _squirts honey on Jaade_ ``` (theres your bodyshot, Jaade) ``` ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1312 "2003-09-08T03:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\*Woo hoo! Four girls in the hot tub? That beats a full house, doesn’t it? \*\* Four? I _thought_ I could count to four. **Jaade, Salem, Psalex** …I count three. 😕 > [@](#): > > \*\ ***Davebear** - it will be a tight fit, you better sit in the middle. \*\* You mean I have to squeeze between three (or four) of the hottest, naked, slippery babes on the planet to get into the tub? Oh, no! [P. Rabbit] Please don’t throw my in that briar patch! [/P. Rabbit] > [@](#): > > \*\*Oh no!!! **Davebear** wants to eat me!!! Someone, help! \*\* LOL! And they say _I’m_ bad! Well, why not? I’ve got plenty of toothpicks, now. _ptooie_ Thay…can you help me get thith thplinter outa my thongue? > [@](#): > > \*\*_squirts honey on Jaade_ > > ``` > (theres your bodyshot, Jaade) ** > > ``` Is that like in that commercial, where the guy squirts honey on his camping buddy, so he can get away while the enraged bear goes after the buddy? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1313 "2003-09-08T03:32:51Z")
Honey? Hmmm. What does a girl have to do to get some honey around here? Thanks for the welcomes (or welcome backs). Hot tubs. Filled with floating boobage. Ok. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1314 "2003-09-08T03:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Sorry. The censors got it. It’s on the cutting room floor. 😉 \*\* Damn, I’ve been censored…that took only four hundred and fifty something posts. > [@](#): > > **Psalex** : > > _follows Jaade’s assets into the hottub_ ~helps **Psalex** and **Salem** into the tub~ Wouldn’t want you to slip darlins… > [@](#): > > _squirts honey on Jaade_ > > (theres your bodyshot, Jaade) Thanks!.. > [@](#): > > **Davebear** : > > Is that like in that commercial, where the guy squirts honey on his camping buddy, so he can get away while the enraged bear goes after the buddy? I think… > [@](#): > > **Salem** : > > Honey? Hmmm. What does a girl have to do to get some honey around here? Thanks for the welcomes (or welcome backs). > Hot tubs. Filled with floating boobage. Ok ~shares some of her honey with **Salem** ~ There you go sweetie, how’s the water temperature? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1315 "2003-09-08T11:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Honey? Hmmm. What does a girl have to do to get some honey around here? Thanks for the welcomes (or welcome backs). \*\* Not much, apparently. > [@](#): > > \*\*Hot tubs. Filled with floating boobage. Ok. \*\* Well, as long as they’re boobages, and not the boobies **Psalex** was flashing earlier. Rubber duckies are fine, but real, live seabirds are another story. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Damn, I’ve been censored…that took only four hundred and fifty something posts.** Well, don’t worry. I scooped it off the cutting room floor, and it’s in my private collection, now. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I think… \*\* You do? Good for you! Geez! All these honey-covered babes! It’s making my nose twitch (among other things). ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1316 "2003-09-08T12:09:04Z")
:: making no attempt to hide the sidelong glances at the floating boobage and the resulting … umm … nevermind … :: I stand in complete awe at the utter smoothness of the **D’Bear**. :eek: I am not worthy of hanging out in this thread. I thank you for graciously allowing me to remain here, **Dave**. And you doubted me when I said you were a Legend … 😉 :: humbly joins **Wyatt** bowing at the feet of his _Sensei_, hoping there is room for another student :: ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1317 "2003-09-08T13:10:24Z")
Good MONDAY Morning OMFG GANG!! Well, Someone is smiling verrry big:D [for those of you who haven’t had coffee, that would be me], walkin’ loose and havin’ a really really great Monday… I see you all had a great time without me though so I’m glad I wasn’t missed. Dessert for everyone…pass out the sporks! ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1318 "2003-09-08T13:43:08Z")
Yes, honey idea from the beer commercial, but the idea of a honey body shot is not objectionable any way you look at it. _licks honey from **Jaade**'s lovely shoulder_ (I was also remembering a funny scene from an old John Candy movie: “B-b-b-big bear, b-b-big bear chase me”) Girls, look at \*\* peritrochoid \*\* and **f6was9** sitting over there on **Davebear** ’s sofa. _waves to them_ **Salem** , I am still giggling about “floating boobage”. Well, everybody, this is my last week to party at **Davebear’s** place; next Monday I’ll be returning to work with the living dead and nightclasses start today. Sigh… I plan to bring the house down for the next few days, so someone pass me the tequila. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1319 "2003-09-08T13:44:58Z")
ooohh… do share **mipiace**! _cues "Right Hand Man_ from Joan Osborne\* ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1320 "2003-09-08T13:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Psalex \* > \*\* > > **Salem** , I am still giggling about “floating boobage”. > Well, everybody, this is my last week to party at **Davebear’s** place; next Monday I’ll be returning to work with the living dead and nightclasses start today. Sigh… > > I plan to bring the house down for the next few days, so someone pass me the tequila. \*\* No way! You can’t leave the frat house!! Who will rub my little kitty belly!!! Who will explain things in such an eloquent manner to all the lurkers? Who will give us these great visuals and describe our personalities and assign cotumes and roles based on our mood de jour? No, no, no,…say it isn’t sooooooo!!! Can’t you tell the stiffs you are working and just screw off like I do? [snort!] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=67)