# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1341 "2003-09-09T00:17:13Z")
_Gives a flirty Wave back to Hot **Salem** and a LONG full on (just to avoid any possible Yo-Yo-ing) admiring gaze at the assembled beauties and boobage in the hot tub_ Welcome to the lurkers who decloaked, and congratulations to all who have made it through all 27 pages! **White Ink** Dessert in the desert sounds poetic, somehow! Do we get details? Long term lover, someone you met in the desert? How was dessert, for heavens sakes! (do we get a link to all your pictures??? or are you going to email them to me?) All y’all who are getting dessert are being entirely TOO reticent about giving us Some of the details!!! So… **D.Bear** … hummm … just exactly WHO is it that is making life look a little more up??? Hummmm??? And … **Peritrochoid** … uh … dude … \* at the master’s feet\* can be literal or figurative, when his feet are on dry land … but … **Rocky**!!! when said feet are under water in the hot tub !!!:smack: **grabs Peritrochoid by the back of the neck and Lifts his face up out of the water …** Breathe boy! Breathe! (ye Gads, I’m so glad I’m finally recovering from my E.E. induced literalism! heads humbly back to the sleeping alcove, under the back of the house, with the cold cold stone floor, to oh-so-generously tear the tiny rice paper ‘mat’ in half, to share with the near-drown new devotee …and to check for any left-over rice juice in his small little bowl …and gathering up his studies … before … ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1342 "2003-09-09T00:41:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Davebear: > Psalex! Get your damn boobies outa Rocky’s face. What a night. My boobs have been damned, my alcohol: denied, **Rocky** almost drowned, and all the cute boys are either sitting shyly on **Davebear**'s couch, or curled up out back. Sigh. I stopped at the gas station on the way home from class to get a beer, only to find the entire cooler covered with white paper and a huge frowny face. And a note: “9/22/2003 We will be able to sell beer again” I gave the poor kid at the counter a fierce dirty look, and he hung his head in shame. “Was it you?” “Yeah. She looked like, 25, or something.” “How old do I look?” “Like 25 or something” So I forgave him. Sure would like a cold beer, though. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1343 "2003-09-09T00:49:09Z")
Uh, is it just me, or is 9/22/2003 some time in the future, out there, too? Is the East Coast That far ahead on Daylight Savings time? Whooo Hooo! _from the distance out back, under the stairway…_…and Where oh Where did the Sweet Ballerina get her boobs damned? Bring them on over here, darlin’, let me kiss the goodness right back into them!] ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1344 "2003-09-09T00:51:45Z")
Shhh… I am calling the gas station to ask the kid what the date on the paper says… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1345 "2003-09-09T00:53:54Z")
I do remember the last time I got carded, though! The poor little oriental guy behind the counter did a small decade slip in his math, and thought I was only 20! It felt so good I woulda left it alone, except I really wanted that beer … so I whiped out my hands and did the math for him on my natural born digital calculator …“Ohhhhhh … Thirty!!! … ha ha ha ha … ohhhhh” and he sold me the beer! oh… and :smack: in a much slower re-read I see they will be ABLE to sell beer again on the 22nd … [homer]Doh![/homer] ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1346 "2003-09-09T00:55:34Z")
Yep. It says **9** /22/2003. He told me he would “fix it” for me. I am going back out to take a picture of it. And find a Killian’s. I will report back in 30 minutes, with link to picture of kid standing next to Tragic Whiteout Beer Cooler. Thank you, **Wyatt** , for blessing my breasts, and bringing the little lambs back into the fold. I would put my bra back on, but the wings are getting in the way… ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1347 "2003-09-09T00:56:19Z")
Dessert in the desert was short & sweet, more a carnal impulse than anything else, which given the dust is kind of a good thing. However, I’m in a rather negative mind set of late, so I think I’ll just shut up as most of what I think about sex these days is stuff y’all would find profoundly disturning & wrong headed, so I’ll just hush. Is it okay if I root around in the booze box? I’d like a drink but I’m not sure what I want. I’m hoping I’ll know if if I see it. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1348 "2003-09-09T00:59:42Z")
“Disturbing and wrong-headed sex?” My interest is piqued! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1349 "2003-09-09T01:09:32Z")
{{{{ **White Ink** }}}} Awwww… Darlin’ you can just email it all to ol’ **Wyatt** , he’s a good listener and you can imagine someone who could relate with wrong-headed better than me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1350 "2003-09-09T01:29:36Z")
that is CAN’T imagine someone who could relate better… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1351 "2003-09-09T01:30:18Z")
lets just say that right now I think that no matter what the circumstances, sex between me & some dude is is an act of him using my body as an object & therefore a degrading act, even if I’m the initiator & even if I enjoy it. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1352 "2003-09-09T01:30:57Z")
And me!!! I will discuss sex with ya- just grab a drink and loosen up. Anyone for a game of Glass-Bottomed Boat? Okay, got the picture, downloading it now. Emo BeerStore Kid said 3 more funny things: “Hey, you have a Wookie in your car” (referring to the Saint Bernard in my passenger seat) “Okay, but can I take you picture, too?” (with my digital camera?!?!?!?) “Hey, does this mean you like me?” (shouted after me as I was exiting his store) ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1353 "2003-09-09T01:33:15Z")
may I just add, welcome to page 28. may I also add that I’m waiting for an answer as to whether I get to rummage around in the booze box. may I also add that someone was wondering how white I was. The answer is pretty damn white, considering the red hair, blue eyes and multitude of freckles. I guess the true answer is white with speckles. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1354 "2003-09-09T01:38:10Z")
Hey, White Ink, e-mail me ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1355 "2003-09-09T01:38:44Z")
**White Ink** , I didn’t mean any disrespect! I’m sorry you feel so bad about the opposite sex. If it’s any comfort, I feel the same way (in a man sort of way.) {{{{White Ink}}}} **Psalex** , I’ve been reading about your bod in other threads tonight. Q: What is HOTTER than the Big Bang? A: **Psalex!** ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1356 "2003-09-09T01:42:55Z")
I beg to differ; I am far too ladylike to have said anything lascivious about my bod, which is lean, spare, and not at all voluptous like the other **Davebear** hot tub Honeys. However, I was born on the Fourth of July… (please insert “bang” joke of your choice here) ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1357 "2003-09-09T01:44:03Z")
sigh… floating boobage… if only I was in that club… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1358 "2003-09-09T01:47:26Z")
But “C’s” are so perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1359 "2003-09-09T01:49:46Z")
Marry me, **if6was9** ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1360 "2003-09-09T01:54:28Z")
LOL!!! When I read about your piercing, I was going to propose the exact same thing! And dropped it on the proverbial cutting-room floor! [size=1]Booyah! I have a new sig!\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=69)