# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1701 "2003-09-16T20:26:49Z")
Whee!! I got a picture from Wyatt! But, if anyone else sent anything after that, it got bounced back. ~L~ Please send pic files to [briteyes47@sbcglobal.net](mailto:briteyes47@sbcglobal.net). ~grins~ More later…~rushes back to work~ ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1702 "2003-09-16T20:30:36Z")
Oh now I’m getting dissed by Wyatt too?! Checks mail again… yup no pics in there from anyone ☹ _sniff_ Oh and Simple… little boys like hamburger cakes because they’re cool (the cakes) and because they are little boys 😉 They like funky stuff! Very nice though… did you make the nilla wafer burger cookies to match? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1703 "2003-09-16T20:51:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Wow! Thanks! It Was a rather long weekend … > Oh, and we’re just the students of the master, at this point. The monks thing had to do with voluntary/involuntary vows of _chastity_. While **Rocky** ’s _spelunking_ adventures seem to qualify, **Dave** ’s, on the other hand … Well yes, yes…acolytes or students, whatever you prefer of course doll. [Dobby] _Pillows!?!?!?_ the Mistress gives us Pillows!!! Oh, the mistress is just too good to us … Pillows!!![/Dobby] \*\* [/QUOTE] ~winkss~ I always wanted to be called mistress. I got pics of Simple Dreamer too! She’s adorable and has bea-u-ti-ful kiddos! ~J ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1704 "2003-09-16T21:12:29Z")
Gah, I can code, I promise I can! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1705 "2003-09-16T21:47:18Z")
Okay I sent to Dave and Jaade…Tanookie…I promise i’ll send to you tomorrow…I have to go home or I’m going to lose my mind. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1706 "2003-09-16T22:09:47Z")
It’s very easy to get them to call you mistress, Jaade… All you need are some leather boots and a decent whip… Uh so I’ve been told 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1707 "2003-09-16T22:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~fills up all the little rice bowls for **Davebear** ’s monks~ > > Poor sweeties, I’m sorry no one got around to feeding you lately. > > ~runs around shaking out the mats and gets the little guys new pillows~ There you go, good as new.\*\* Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, lovely Miss (Mistress!) **Jaade**! You are a sweetie! 🙂 Sorry I snapped at the **D’Bear** for “abandoning” us. I gets grumpy when I’m hungry. 😉 **Wyatt** , dude, good to see you back 'round these parts. Hope you feel better. **Maureen**!?!?! You’re back too! Missed you, girl! Don’t be such a stranger. 🙂 Hmm … I’m finding all these photos that have been flying around in a furious frenzy today strangely absent from my email too. ☹ mine’s posted on my website under the **Me** link … just in case anyone’s interested ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1708 "2003-09-16T22:49:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*It’s very easy to get them to call you mistress, Jaade… > > All you need are some leather boots and a decent whip… > > Uh so I’ve been told 😉 \*\* _Pictures rough/tough preggy chick … in boots with a whip … wonders what interesting psychological imprinting That would leave in little baby Wyatt …_ ok ok, I know you said you were going to name him something else, but … I’m still thinking he’d thank you later for naming him something cool and everything … like Wyatt! ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1709 "2003-09-16T23:11:23Z")
Rocky you have a slide show of one picture!? Now Now Wyatt… Like I said… Wyatt doesn’t really work very well with our last name… Oh and my kids start out warped from a very early age… you’ve never met the daughter but she only looks cute and innocent! She’s a devious little imp let me tell you! And frankly considering the pounding the boy is giving me from the inside… he’s far more likely to be imprinted by all the poking I have to do to get feet out of bad places. (oh and having your cervix pounded from within HURTS!) 6 freaking weeks left! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1710 "2003-09-16T23:14:59Z")
so, there’s a problem with all y’all changing your last name, so his won’t seem so awkward??? Seems like the thoughtful thing to do! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1711 "2003-09-16T23:24:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **Rocky you have a slide show of one picture!?** :: shuffles feet and looks at the floor, wondering if he should feel embarrassed :: well … umm … yes’m I do. One picture of me anyway. I tend to be on the _other_ side of the lens more often. The other two links have more pics, but mostly not of me. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1712 "2003-09-16T23:31:59Z")
**mipiace** , if it’s any consolation, lot’s of women are the same way… WOMEN! Always lookin for the best deal and they don’t 'realize THEY HAVE the best deal. [shakes HIS head…] **tanookie** , Cara is precious, she is going to be a heartbreaker (probably just like mom 😉 ) And you were a lovely bride. Paige looks just like a kitty we had til a while back. _sigh_ **Jaade** … Mistress… bless you for the rice. I think **Wyatt** ’s been swiping mine! That’s ok, he needs his strength now… **Wyatt** , I’ve given up on cold “remedies.” :rolleyes: Chicken soup, fluids (OJ) and MASSIVE doses of vitamin C is all I do nowadays. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1713 "2003-09-17T01:24:44Z")
Man! I’m either on a different schedule or just a thread-killer… Bueller? Bueller? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1714 "2003-09-17T01:29:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > **Man! I’m either on a different schedule or just a thread-killer…** AAAAAAAAAAA!!! **MURDERER**!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1715 "2003-09-17T01:37:52Z")
You’re not a thread killer… dave’s threads never die! Muah ha ha haha … We’re all just stuck in reality at the moment… I’ll be back tomorrow after the OB Appt. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1716 "2003-09-17T01:56:20Z")
Good luck tomorrow, **tanookie**! I am rarely stuck in reality… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1717 "2003-09-17T02:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*It’s very easy to get them to call you mistress, Jaade… > > All you need are some leather boots and a decent whip… > > Uh so I’ve been told 😉 \*\* ~runs in wearing leather boots and carrying a crop~ Good idea **tanookie** , darlin’! > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Okay I sent to Dave and Jaade…Tanookie…I promise i’ll send to you tomorrow…I have to go home or I’m going to lose my mind. She did! I feel so special…yesterday I got pictures of **Psalex** , today I got pictures from **mipiace** , **Wyatt** , **if6was9** , and **Simple Dreamer**! Of course, I saw **tanookie’s** absolutely adorable family (and **tanookie** , I think you have created a Monopoly obsession over here!). It’s so nice to be able to put faces with the names and personalities. > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, lovely Miss (Mistress!) Jaade! You are a sweetie! Darlin’, as long as you’re calling me Mistress, you’ll find yourself a very happy man. ~grins~ > [@](#): > > **if6was9** > > Jaade… Mistress… bless you for the rice. You are welcome doll! > [@](#): > > I think Wyatt’s been swiping mine! That’s ok, he needs his strength now… **Wyatt**! Behave now, eat your rice and let the others alone. You are supposed to be setting an example. > [@](#): > > Man! I’m either on a different schedule or just a thread-killer… Darlin’, I think the only thing that will kill this thread will be a mod. We can all hope that never happens. **Dave’s** threads are apparently like a plague that can only be cured with antibiotics. And I have new news! I got a guitar today (which explains why I am just now posting…I’ve been playing around online for the past few hours learning what to do with this darn thing!) ~hugs for everyone~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1718 "2003-09-17T02:07:13Z")
Rice Swiping??!?! \>\>\> I \<\<\< have been accused of _Rice Swiping ???_ _Gasp_ I have merely been sampling, to assure quality! It is a Huge and generous gesture, on my part! To put My body in harm’s way, to assure you the best in simple nutrition! [martyr mom voice] But … if you Doooon’t Want me toooooo, protect you and keep you safe … if you don’t appreciate my efforts … I’ll just stop doing it …[/martyr] ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1719 "2003-09-17T02:17:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Now, THAT is a legendary quote, if not a sig-line!** Thanks. > [@](#): > > **Glad you had a great weekend, D.Bear sorry alla members of your dessert menu didn’t let you have a smiley week-after!😃** Well, only one was on the dessert menu, actually. > [@](#): > > **BTW, the folks from the Guinness Book of World Records called to ask if your “10 years…” record is still running up the clock, or if it has been 'finalized.'** Tell them I’m out of the country, and will get back to them ASAP. > [@](#): > > **Next time you end up on ‘my’ coast, we’ll have to go have a pizza (\>\>\> I \<\<\< have Several Really Good Places in My neighborhood!!!) and whine-about-women session! > (We can load you up with a “take out” to take back and drop off at TaNookie’s doorstep!)** Sounds like a plan. It’s not that nasty-ass brick oven pizza, is it? I hate that crap; it’s like making pizza with a matzo cracker. > [@](#): > > \*\*Oh … and I’ve thought about it and thought about it and I still don’t get the joke in the aardvark’s name??? \*\* It’s a play on the name of our All Star shortstop, and possible 2003 MVP candidate, Nomar Garciaparra; Noma(a)r+dvark. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Oh c’mon Dave you know I just like to give you grief…it’s so much fun! Have a sense of humor! I’ll send the photo she was talking about… \*\* Sorry. You know I have a hard time telling when you’re kidding and when you’re not. Especially when I’m in a bad mood. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Checks mail again… yup no pics in there from anyone ☹** I’d send ya mine, but you already know what I look like. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~winkss~ I always wanted to be called mistress. \*\* Wanna be _my_ mistress? Oh, wait…you mean with like whips and stuff, huh? Never mind. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Sorry I snapped at the D’Bear for “abandoning” us. I gets grumpy when I’m hungry. \*\* S’okay. I’ve been pretty snappish for a couple of days, now. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*We’re all just stuck in reality at the moment… \*\* Yeah. Reality bites. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*She did! I feel so special…yesterday I got pictures of Psalex, today I got pictures from mipiace, Wyatt, if6was9, and Simple Dreamer! \*\* _sigh_ You don’t need the crop; just more salt to pour in the open wounds. C’mon, **Rocky**! Let’s go have a drink at the Outcasts Club. You, too, **tanookie**. You can have a club soda, or something. We’ll get some pizza, too. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1720 "2003-09-17T02:20:32Z")
Wow! **Wyatt** , dude, I didn’t realize you were doing me such a brave favor! You ARE da man! After _sensei_ Dave, of course! I have 6 or 7 guitars, and I can play them all… here let me show you **Jaade** honey… put your hand here… and your other hand here… yeah, that’s it! Here let me come around behind you, yeah, grip it like this…yeah, that’s it! God, I’m making myself blush! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=85) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=87)