# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1721 "2003-09-17T02:29:51Z")
**Davebear** , Nomah, MVP candidate? Man you Boston fans ARE on drugs! Nomahdvark is a cool name tho… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1722 "2003-09-17T02:36:53Z")
BTW… what is this 10 years, Guiness World record thing?.. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1723 "2003-09-17T02:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Wow! **Wyatt** , dude, I didn’t realize you were doing me such a brave favor! You ARE da man! After _sensei_ Dave, of course! > I have 6 or 7 guitars, and I can play them all… here let me show you **Jaade** honey… put your hand here… and your other hand here… yeah, that’s it! Here let me come around behind you, yeah, grip it like this…yeah, that’s it! > > God, I’m making myself blush! 😃 \*\* That’s gotta be some kind of record! Flirting to making yourself blush in 10 seconds flat! ~grins~ I think I could use some help, my neighbor was standing outside my window a minute ago flipping me off (just kidding) > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > I’d send ya mine, but you already know what I look like. _I_ don’t! > [@](#): > > Wanna be my mistress? Oh, wait…you mean with like whips and stuff, huh? Never mind. The terms of my contract are negotiable, depending on your offer. ~wink~ > [@](#): > > _sigh_ You don’t need the crop; just more salt to pour in the open wounds If I sent you the nekky pictures **Wyatt** keeps begging me for, will that make all the bad stuff go away? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1724 "2003-09-17T02:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*If I sent you the nekky pictures **Wyatt** keeps begging me for, will that make all the bad stuff go away? \*\* I can’t promise you the bad stuff will go away if you send them to _me_ instead of **D’Bear** or **Wyatt** , but I suggest it couldn’t hurt anything to try. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1725 "2003-09-17T02:52:18Z")
It would make all MY bad stuff go away… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1726 "2003-09-17T02:53:44Z")
I think we’ve reached a concensus… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1727 "2003-09-17T02:55:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > **Davebear, Nomah, MVP candidate? Man you Boston fans ARE on drugs!** Good ones, **6** , if he thinks Nomar’s got it over Giambi. > [@](#): > > **Maureen!?!?! You’re back too! Missed you, girl! Don’t be such a stranger.** Try my best, **rocky** , but work is heating up, and is going to have me all over the place the next few months. Good things for Mama Maureen and the company. YAY US!! 🙂 > [@](#): > > Hmm … I’m finding all these photos that have been flying around in a furious frenzy today strangely absent from my email too. You ain’t the only one. But I guess that’s a good thing, as the Maureen family has yet to get a decent digital camera, so I have none to share, myself. Anyone wanna take some pictures? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1728 "2003-09-17T03:03:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Good ones, 6, if he thinks Nomar’s got it over Giambi.** **Mama Mo** , tell you’re not a Skankee fan! Just for that, I’m going to send you my nasty pic too! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1729 "2003-09-17T03:07:28Z")
I’m not, love. But I am realistic about Jason. Kinda ticked off we let him get away from the Bay Area, truth to tell…even tho’ I’m not an A’s fan, either. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1730 "2003-09-17T03:11:50Z")
Aw, that’s dirty pool. No e-mail… **Maureen** , e-mail me your e-mail… and I’ll show you what a B-mer fan I am! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1731 "2003-09-17T03:13:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*I can’t promise you the bad stuff will go away if you send them to _me_ instead of **D’Bear** or **Wyatt** , but I suggest it couldn’t hurt anything to try. 😉 \*\* :o > [@](#): > > **if6was9** > > It would make all MY bad stuff go away… :dubious: > [@](#): > > I think we’ve reached a concensus… :smack: > [@](#): > > **Maureen** > > You ain’t the only one. But I guess that’s a good thing, as the Maureen family has yet to get a decent digital camera, so I have none to share, myself. Anyone wanna take some pictures? Let me be like the 5th person to welcome you back. Like, welcome back and stuff! ~hugs~ I’d be happy to take pictures of you, but you live too far away! ~J ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1732 "2003-09-17T03:16:17Z")
Simulpost… sorta… OK… as long as you’re not a Yankee fan… :Shivers: Thinking about the nasty NY team… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1733 "2003-09-17T03:26:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Aw, that’s dirty pool. No e-mail… **Maureen** , e-mail me your e-mail… and I’ll show you what a B-mer fan I am! \*\* AY! Mea Culpa, **6**. User CP all updated now. Email away. And, I promise, I Promise, IPROMISE, I despise the Yankees with a white hot passion. > [@](#): > > Let me be like the 5th person to welcome you back. Like, welcome back and stuff! ~hugs~ Thank you, lady. You are truly gracious. I’m planning on being in different parts of the south (Georgia & Florida, mostly) late Octoberish. Maybe then for the pics? If Mama Mo’s legs aren’t run off by that time… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1734 "2003-09-17T03:39:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* I’m planning on being in different parts of the south (Georgia & Florida, mostly) late Octoberish. Maybe then for the pics? If Mama Mo’s legs aren’t run off by that time… \*\* If you happen to find yourself in East Tennessee on your rounds in the south, run away as quickly as you can! No, just kidding. If you end up in the area and need travel pointers give ol’ Rocky a shout. (You could probably do better with AAA or even the gas station attendant, but I’ll be happy to help as best I can :)). ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1735 "2003-09-17T03:44:12Z")
Hee, 6, great pic. And may I just say…Cal Ripken…Oh. My. God. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1736 "2003-09-17T03:45:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* It’s a play on the name of our All Star shortstop, and possible 2003 MVP candidate, Nomar Garciaparra; Noma(a)r+dvark. > > C’mon, **Rocky**! Let’s go have a drink at the Outcasts Club. You, too, **tanookie**. You can have a club soda, or something. We’ll get some pizza, too. \*\* Wow, THANKS, I NEVER woulda gotten the Nomar thingee!!! Never!!! Pretty funny, though! Awwww… **D.Bear** You can’t be the outcast club, dude, you IS the inside we all orbit around!!! But if its a good excuse to have pizza, then count me in as an Outsider, too!!! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1737 "2003-09-17T03:45:48Z")
Rocky, sounds great. You have some decent card rooms out there, if memory serves… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1738 "2003-09-17T03:52:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* Anyone wanna take some pictures? \*\* _raises hand!!!_ Got digital camera right out here in East Bay Land, Darlin’, At chur service! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1739 "2003-09-17T03:52:52Z")
You all have **MAIL**! I think I emailed you all, if I left someone out, please let me know! ~realizes she left out **Maureen** ~ Sweetie, I’ll send you your very own email tomorrow. ~grins~ I really need to get myself to bed. OMG! I forgot to tell you guys! I’m getting a double promotion at work…I can’t tell my coworkers yet, but I am oh so very excited! No more working in the warehouse, I can wear business casual clothes now, and not be on my feet so much! ~bounces around~ I’ll tell you guys all the details tomorrow. Goodnight OMFG Club! ~muwah~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1740 "2003-09-17T03:55:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*AY! Mea Culpa, **6**. User CP all updated now. Email away. > And, I promise, I Promise, IPROMISE, I despise the Yankees with a white hot passion. > > Thank you, lady. You are truly gracious. I’m planning on being in different parts of the south (Georgia & Florida, mostly) late Octoberish. Maybe then for the pics? If Mama Mo’s legs aren’t run off by that time… \*\* Wow! Imagine if you can get down to Texas, you can hang out with me and it would be a perfect excuse to get **mipiace** up here!! What part of GA and FL will you be in? 99% of my family lives in GA and FL. ~L~ And she hates the Yankees folks…it’s official, I love her! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=88)